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Photo # 1
Damn! I thought Mister Rogers was dead!
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Again let’s research who this dude is in the shot is with the hottie? Oh! It’s Jared Leto. (Get it? #EgoPunch). #RichardKern
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Someone raided Terry’s wardrobe!
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Birds of a feather DO flock together. #filmmaker #writer #photographer #naughtyArtLover
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When did Norman Bates get the new glasses?
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It is so nice that Jared poses with his mailman to give him the thrill of being in the papers.
What? His Science Teacher?
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Wait-A-Minute! Isn’t that Shannon’s glasses?
Photo # 2
Jared: “I found my other glove!”
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Jared: “I was denied into the gun show! Aaaaaaaaa!”
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Jared: “I can’t believe how cold it is tonight. Aaaaaaaa!”
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Jared: “Get out of here! I’m no prostitute…oh! Wait a minute I am in the music business…”
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Jared: “Let’s get in the ring! I want to wrestle someone! Aaaaaaa!”
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Jared: “I am the real Jolly Green Giant, but currently in black and white. Ho-Ho-Ho-Aaaaaaaa-Giant”.
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Jared: “I don’t know where I parked the car. Aaaaaaa!”
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Jared: “Taxi! Aaaaaaaaaa!”
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Jared: “Why didn’t Shannon and Tomo show up? AAAaaa!”
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Jared: “I told you it BURNS! I think that chick had something. BURNS! AAAAAAAA!”
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Jared: “Get out of here. I’m not George Michael from Wham! AAAAAaaaaaaaaa!”
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Photo #3
Check-it-Out! Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan in New York!
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Jared has yet to learn to get past the fact that Ralph Macchio got the gig as The Karate Kid and not him.
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Is that the ‘wax on’ or ‘wax off’ pose?
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Police Arrive: “Excuse me sir just how much have you had to drink tonight?”
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Reality: I can take Jared down with one single shove. (I’ll win because he can’t hit a girl)
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Mr. Miyagi won’t appreciate you showing off like this.
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Is it puppet time on the streets of New York?
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Guess when one wears a skirt you should know how to kick the persons butt whose laughing at you.
Photo #4
Check out the choir boy? Alter boy?
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prayer stance
Photo #5
Jared Leto: The Original Evangelist: "Yes! May the power of the Lord go through you! Get up from the wheelchair and JUMP!" (concert Jump goof).
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So this is your impression of a Tiger ready to pounce, huh?
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Jared: “So I was like….get out of here bear! And got ready to attack him…..no Terry….wait why are you…why are you laughing?”
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Fear me! Fear my nail polish!
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Jared shows his temper: “Touch that last tofu burger and I will take you out!”
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Jared: “This is Hai Karate and I smell the same way!” (Hai Karate was a budget aftershave).
Photo #6
What’s are you doing with 70’s David Bowie mom? #CarineRoitfeld
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So does an more experienced woman teach you anything new?
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She only loves you for your access to eye liner.
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Blink Twice if your in trouble Jared.
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Now we know why you had a fight with your latest girlfriend. Your such a whore! Ha~ha.
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Whose Lily from the Monsters TV Show behind the two of you?
Photo #7
Still Don't know who this guy is on the left.
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Is this the Bromance you were talking about?
Photo #8
Jared: “Don’t wake her!”
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Courtney: “Oh Kurt. You feel so good.”
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Jared: “What do you mean did I slip her something?”
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Courtney: “Take me upstairs Kurt…Jared.”
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Jared thinking: What would Shannon do?
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Courtney: “You smell like Axe.” (Axe body spray).
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Jared: "We are no Sid and Nancy. I'll have to pass."
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Courtney wakes to burn Jared with her cigarette and Jared goes home alone.
30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS
Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.
First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.
Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.
We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?
For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.
Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.
Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.
Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.
As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.
Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.
While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.
And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?
Legend.
As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.
Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.
P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.
There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.
Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!
Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:
Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!
First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.
Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.
We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?
For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.
Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.
Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.
Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.
As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.
Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.
While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.
And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?
Legend.
As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can
Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.
P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.
There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.
Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!
Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:
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