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Photo #1
Echelon says: "I recognize the back of that head anywhere." (Strangely most do)
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It will be hard to do, but it is braid able!
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“Excuse me sir, I’m trying to watch the movie can you please remove your hat?”
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Why the hair in the back isn't even? Some Echelon members used a pair of scissors and was successfully in their plan to ‘take a sample’ of Jared’s hair without him knowing.
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Unsure: Is that Jared’s natural hair color?
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What you don’t know: Jared was acting out and so Terry send him to stand and face the wall for a ‘time out’. Ha~ha.
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Jared is waiting for Terry to say ‘About face’. #PlayingWar
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Echelon says: Is there really a bad angle of Jared Leto?
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There are very few shots that are granted access to be my screen saver from this collection of photographs. First it was the breathtaking shot from the airplane found here: The Andes
Then the ‘Should be the cover of Rolling Stones Magazine’ photograph of Tomo found here: NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Tahoe
And now this one of Jared. Face on, no antics, no make-up, nothing to promote…just ‘This is me’ vibe. That is what makes a person amazing. When they are truly seen as just themselves.
Now! Find let’s complete the set Jared and find one of Shannon with the same ‘Oh!’ feeling.
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Photo #3
What you don’t know: Jared just learned he won the Publishers Clearing House Contest.
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What you don’t know: Jared just saw his first nude lady.
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What you don’t know: Jared just saw Shannon and Tomo making out behind the screens. (continuing the running joke of them making out everywhere).
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What you don’t know: Terry snapped and stabbed Jared with a wooden stake. #Vampire
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What you don’t know: Jared just realized he could have had a V-8!
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What you don’t know: Jared forgot he left his iron on at home.
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What you don’t know: Jared just realized he forgot to wear pants to this shoot.
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What you don’t know: Jared always has this expression on his face when he’s not working.
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What you don’t know: Jared just realized he’s turning 40 this year. #Really!
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What you don’t know: Jared just saw the photos Lindsay Lohan posed for Playboy.
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What you don’t know: Jared just saw the ‘2 girls one cup’ YouTube video. (Don’t watch!). It’s 2 girls enjoying one cup by defecating into it, licking it, puking in it and then into each other's mouths.)
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Photo #4
Maybe Terry should have double-checked Jared’s dose of his ‘happy pills’ before the shoot.
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Terry: “Jared the joke wasn’t THAT funny.”
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Check-it-Out! Jared is LOL, but not ROTFLHAO (rolling on the floor laughing his ass off).
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What you don’t know: Jared is keeping time with his pull down motion and his farts.
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What you don’t know is that Jared is just happy because he’s wearing a long-sleeved shirt. (goof on the slit down the opened shirts).
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Photo #5
What you don’t know: Jared got a side job as a spokesmen for products you can buy on Amazon.com
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What you don’t know: Jared asked Santa for this exact gift so he doesn’t have to go out to enjoy the chaos of the press.
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What you don’t know: Jared is giving a set to Shannon because the figurines are the same height as him. #anotherShortJoke
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What you don’t know: Jared is going to take this home and pretend he’s Godzilla and stomp all the paparazzi.
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What you don’t know: Jared hopes to be one of the figurines that is an accessory to this set.
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What you don’t know: Jared recognizes most of these guys by first names.
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What you don’t know: Jared is hoping to buy the entire collection, which includes blackmail photos that stars have to buy back.
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Photo #6
Look everyone! It’s John ‘You Can’t See Me’ Cena from the WWE….oh..no…it’s only Jared Leto.
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Check-it-Out! Jared’s picked up the fun of knitting while off the road.
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Jared is just learning why he got a discount on the gloves.
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OH! You said you love this glove not that you always use a love glove. (love glove is a term meaning condom).
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"You have five chances to guess whose behind this glove."
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Photo #7
Tongs say: “Hey Jared I got your nose!”
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That is NOT sanitary.
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What Jared doesn’t know: Terry used those later to place ice cubes in Jared’s drink.
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Pinocchio started out as wooden not human and steel.
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Question: Wouldn't a tissue be softer on the nose?
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Jared forgot he’s NOT a transformer. (Stop watching that movie!).
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Photo #8
Are you reacting the part of the movie in ‘Dead Silence’? #creepyhorrormovie
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There are better uses for that thing.
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Your pear will never taste the same if you do that! (earlier photo goof).
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Photo #9
Jared PLEASE tell us that you turn the lights OFF when that occurs during your lovemaking. I mean to look down and see that expression!
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Jared might want to get that big ring around his mouth checked out professionally. #DoctorJoke
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DIRTY ALERT: Personally not into ‘extras’ in my lovemaking, but I do know that is NOT a real ring gag! (A ring gag is a similar to a ball gag, except that the ball is replaced by a hollow ring.)
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Photo #10
Jared should really get some Visine...I heard it gets the red out.
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Sadly, Jared could never afford that telescope he wanted all at once.
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So that was Jared looking through the peep hole in the ladies showers! Dirty Birdy!
30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS
Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.
First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.
Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.
We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?
For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.
Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.
Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.
Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.
As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.
Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.
While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.
And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?
Legend.
As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.
Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.
P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.
There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.
Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!
Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:
Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!
First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.
Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.
We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?
For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.
Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.
Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.
Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.
As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.
Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.
While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.
And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?
Legend.
As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can
Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.
P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.
There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.
Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!
Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:
I keep forgetting not to drink anything because I always spill or spit while reading and laughing so hard! LOL!
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