Witticisms By FolkToe: New photos from our friend Terry Richardson (@terry

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/18/new-photos-from-our-friend-terry-richardson-terry_world/

Photo #1

Oh! Look is Pro rubber band and Anti Scrunchies
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Anyone else remember that time when people would put sunglasses on the back of their dogs over their tails? Imagine doing that with this photo.
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What you don’t know: I remember this shot! It was taken for the nude modeling/photography class I was taking at the Community Center.
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What we learned already: Jared is always trying to find ways to get ahead. (a head).
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Heads up to the stalkers: Use your scissors and just clip that ponytail off.
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What most wish this is: This is a photograph before MarsHawk returns. (personally, I’m happy either hairdo).

Photo #2

Jared: “I’m counting go and hide.”
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Jared: “Shannon there better not be another stripper in my room.”
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Jared: “Tomo! Put on a towel! I will never get that image burned out of my brain!”
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Jared: “I know I’m two lines away from making a 3rd Triad.”
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Jared: “If you love me you will tell me the color of my eyes.”
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Jared: “How could I have told that guy to blow me….without getting a price up front?” (Twitter joke)

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Photo #3

Jared: “You’re right!” (eye color joke from other photo)
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Jared: “OMG! Shannon is watching porn again!”
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This is the moment just before the guys head in ‘Scanners’ blew up.

Photo #4

Don’t everyone freak out over this photograph. This is just the secret button location you have to press to access Jared’s tongue. Sort-of like Lieutenant Commander Data from Star Trek!

Photo #5

A possible reaction to comment in caption funny of photo #2.
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Take note: This is the largest of the entire collection.
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That’s right Echelon…We are one…..one middle finger apparently. (Jared’s old bracelet message)

Photo #6

Jared: “OMG! Did I just do that?” (middle finger)
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Jared: “OMG! Who Farted?”
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Jared: “OMG! My hands smell like sweet potatoes and I think I’ll make it into hand lotion. (new idea!)
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Jared: “OMG! Is that my breath without a tic tac?”

Photo #7

Jared: “Come on Uncle Terry….don’t let them think I farted!” (earlier photo goof).
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Jared: “Come on Uncle Terry please work the camera for more photos.”
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Jared: “Come on Uncle Terry I told you I didn’t wreck the car….I drive only my bicycle.”
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Jared: “Come on Uncle Terry tell me you love me too.
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Jared: “Come on Uncle Terry I won’t be ignored. I’ll yell louder!”
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Jared: “Come on Uncle Terry it’s just a couple bucks…you know I’m good for it….I just want to buy a yogurt.”

Photo #8

Uncle Terry always has to flash Jared to keep him calm during photo shoots.
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Uncle Terry hasn’t learned that it isn’t Spring Break anymore.
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Wondering: Anyone else remember when Uncle Terry only had a heart on his left chest?
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Jared: “Look! Uncle Terry shaves his chest too!”

Photo #9

Welcome to Good Cop ~ Bad Cop. Now decide which is which.
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“What you say about our moms?”
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For the love of God! Someone tell them to SMILE!

Photo #10

EU!: If this is what it looks like out of a ponytail then return it to ponytail form!
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I cut my own hair and it has never looked that bad in the back.
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Wondering: Are those split ends?
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Jared must be eating his crust on his bread because that brings out the curl in the hair.

Photo #11

Wondering: Why would Jared go under the knife for bigger boobs when he can just purchase a push up bra?
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Jared is always thinking of new ideas! He’s working on upgrading the ‘Smell my Flower’ and squirts water trick.

Photo #12

Wondering: How is Jared going to fight when his thumbs are being held back tangled in the mesh?
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Is it just me?: Jared might have been more sexy if it was a towel hanging from around his neck and sweaty after a workout of lovemaking and heading to the shower.

Photo #13

It must be me: Photographs like this one with Jared trying to pull off the Hulk Hogan pose, the Billy Idol sneer and just over the top makes me laugh. It screams ‘Shannon isn’t the only Leto with muscles’.

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