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Photo #1
WOW! Bums are looking good these days. This one must be a good panhandler.
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Wondering: What is that wire or cord coming from under Jared?
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Idea: Shhh! Don't wake him just swipe his phone.
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Damn the UPS! I knew my Jared package was wrongly delivered!
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Check-It-Out! Jared has no pantylines!
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What we now know: Jared is a human-robot hybrid. His battery must been low that he needed to recharge.
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What we learned: This is the one time the woman of the house didn't ask her man to take out the garbage because she volunteered just to meet Jared.
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Photo #2
What we found out: Jared has been attending the Gene Simmons tongue academy.
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Think Dirty: Jared really shouldn't whip that thing out unless he plans to use it.
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"Hey! How the heck are ya?! Give me a Hug!"
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Photo #3
"Can you hear me now?"
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Jared's strange addiction: Must listen to everything in stereo even his phone calls. (Strange Addiction on TLC goof).
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Sad: Jared is trying to play his voice messages and make a call to keep up his mult-tasking.
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What you don't know: Jared always keep a back-up phone.
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What you now know: Jared refuses to pay a cancellation fee to his old phone when he got the new one.
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"That's right Tomo...your missing phone from Rome...I got it and I'm listening to every voice mail you've ever gotten."
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What you don't know: Jared is filling in for Shannon in the round of 'What's Up' comments. (Budweiser's What's up commercial goof).
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As you can see: Jared is enjoying a threesome.
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Photo #4
STOP! The one eye Freak pose is so overdone and not sexy in that shot.
30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS
Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.
First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.
Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.
We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?
For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.
Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.
Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.
Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.
As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.
Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.
While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.
And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?
Legend.
As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.
Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.
P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.
There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.
Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!
Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:
Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!
First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.
Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.
We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?
For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.
Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.
Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.
Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.
As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.
Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.
While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.
And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?
Legend.
As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can
Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.
P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.
There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.
Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!
Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:
Thank you! That's one eye thing is getting old. I'm glad I don't stand alone!
ReplyDeleteAlso your other captions are funny! <3