http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/14/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-mars-concert-photo-germany/
The WANTED posters in Germany are so different from the ones here.
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I give up who are those dudes?
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This was posted on back of the bathroom door.
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Concert photo? Looks more like a Promotional photo.
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Idea! Next tour make the posters in 3-D.
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Shouldn't the poster read Dreißig Sekunden zu Mars so the Germans can read it? (Dreißig Sekunden zu Mars is Thirty Seconds to Mars in German).
Showing posts with label Germany. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Germany. Show all posts
NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Shannon + Tomo in a gingerbread house – Germany
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/13/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-shannon-tomo-in-a-gingerbread-house-germany/
What they don’t know: That’s also called the ‘Not Ask ~ Don’t Need to Know’ gingerbread house.
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What they don’t know: The baker was scared because he was afraid Shannon and Tomo would eat him out of house and home if it was real.
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What they don’t know: No one was surprised to see that Shannon walked in without bending down like Tomo did. #short joke
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What they don’t know: They were moments away from meeting Chris Hansen from ‘To Catch a Predator’.
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What they don’t know: They would be seens as the Gingerbread Men to those passing by.
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What they don’t know: Not edible.
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What they don’t know: There are smaller versions that they could enjoy by eating it.
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What they don’t know: This is all some can afford in the city of Los Angeles. #badMarket
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What they don’t know: Jared likes Ginger Tea…or well, they should know that.
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What they don’t know: How to make one of these without a store bought kit.
What they don’t know: That’s also called the ‘Not Ask ~ Don’t Need to Know’ gingerbread house.
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What they don’t know: The baker was scared because he was afraid Shannon and Tomo would eat him out of house and home if it was real.
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What they don’t know: No one was surprised to see that Shannon walked in without bending down like Tomo did. #short joke
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What they don’t know: They were moments away from meeting Chris Hansen from ‘To Catch a Predator’.
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What they don’t know: They would be seens as the Gingerbread Men to those passing by.
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What they don’t know: Not edible.
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What they don’t know: There are smaller versions that they could enjoy by eating it.
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What they don’t know: This is all some can afford in the city of Los Angeles. #badMarket
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What they don’t know: Jared likes Ginger Tea…or well, they should know that.
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What they don’t know: How to make one of these without a store bought kit.
Me in GQ Germany
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/01/me-in-gq-germany/
How do you know power hasn’t gotten to Jared head? He doesn’t label this photo collection in third person. (‘Jared Leto in GQ Germany‘)
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Photo #1
Wow! That wind machine is mighty powerful!
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Why is Tomo in the background wearing a skirt?
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Woman in background is Tweeting: OMG! U won’t believe who is right in front of me!
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Being picky: If the eyes were opened just slightly more that would be an Awesome Rolling Stone Magazine cover worthy. (and take that chick out too).
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I wonder: Do I like this photo only because I can get my hair to feather back like that too? (though my more feathers back not looks like mini waves).
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Someone made good use of his Magical Micro Trimmer! (Magical Micro Trimmer. As Seen on TV item that styles and shaves even the tiny hairs)
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Photographs like this only confirm the lyrics by Bon Jovi’s song Always to be on the money: ♪♫ What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair. To touch your lips, to hold you near. ♪♫
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What you don't see in the shot? The bird for that nest. Ha~ha.
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What you don’t know: That was moments after Jared turned to give the stare to someone who called out, "Hey Sweet Cheeks! Show us your boobs!" at him.
Photo #2
Why ripping pants? I mean not even ripped JEANS!
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You only wear ripping pants if your holding a skateboard to explain why you’d have ripped pants.
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Must be Jared’s day off because he’s only wearing one bracelet per wrist.
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Can’t tell anymore. Is that blonde chick Emma?
Photo #3
Less Photo and began reading Article~REVIEW: Edited in BLUE.
JARED JOSEPH LETO (Does anyone really need to know his middle name even if your a fan?) is no simple kind of guy. At least not in the eyes of other men. (Men aren't the target audience he should be worried about getting) The problem with him is: (Nothing!) He doesn’t belong to the categories Pitt, Depp or Clooney. He’s not a guy, who instantly makes you think: What an awesome man! Incredibly casual, self-confident, cool, confidently dressed. (Really? Then she’s not cruising in my head) No, Jared Leto is everything else than an imprinting role model for men. He embodies more of the – I look good, I kinda know that, so I wear whatever I want. (Except for movie roles and when it’s time to hit the stage apparently). Even eyeliner or leggings. (Seen the eyeliner and skirt, but whose got the photos of these mysterious leggings?) Or both of them together – type.
At the question, what style means to him, Leto says exactly those things, which no one else would mention: Colorful hippie-shirts, bavarian bread and a lot of literature. The handyman has an eye for the big picture, and less for that one certain brand of pants, when it comes to questions about style. (But has a brand of 30 Seconds to Mars shirt!) But in the end it’s exactly that, which defines good taste – and Jared Leto. And there’s another thing we know: The 39-year-old actor always has the knack for the right movies; He has played in several movies, including “The Thin Red Line”, “Fight Club”, “Requiem for a Dream”. Any more questions? He’s the star of the teenie-emo-rockband (ß- My comment to that: WTF??-.-) 30 seconds to mars and model for the new Hugo-Fragrance by the way. Why he wanted to do something other than acting – We asked him, when we met him in Paris for the interview. “Because when making movies, you don’t get a immediate reaction”, he explains. “Acting is like writing a letter and sending it with a carrier pigeon. You can make an effort, but in the end you don’t know if the letter even arrived.” (It arrives if the bird returns with a response note! Duh!) Okay. So he’s smart, too. (I see no I.Q. paperwork on that! He spoke like a scholar, but that doesn’t make someone smart!) Our man of the year reveals, why good taste only partly has something to do with good fashion in our category style, why Christopher Walken is a true style-god and he never again uncompromisingly would change for a screen role.
I love Germany – do you know why? Because of the (G should be capitalized) german bread (Picture 1). It’s better than the French bread. (Say it isn’t so that Jared had made first impact in the war of Bread between France and Germany with that statement!) And I think Bavaria is really beautiful. Very stylish in it’s own way. Just recently I took a fan on stage and asked him where he’s from. He said he’s from Bavaria. The crowd booed. (What are the odds that they didn’t know where Bavaria was on a map?) I didn’t understand that.
When it comes to style, it’s not just the fashion that counts. Men who look like they are obsessed (like Uncle Terry and Jared’s photographs of odd items from around the world?) with a thing or a role, have real style to me. Like Christopher Walken (Picture 2) in “The Deer Hunter”.
Another actor who has inspired me since my childhood: Daniel Day Lewis. (Whose playing Abe Lincoln!)
For the movie “Chapter 27” I gained 50 pounds, to play the murderer of John Lennon. (Who hasn’t heard this story begin this way every time when they were pumping this movie out?) That was a horrible experience. My whole personality, the way I thought about things changed. (He said he was more bubbly when he was chunky! What is wrong with that? Why I’d think he’d enjoy smiling unlike he does so little now!) Not only the look. (Not all can be born with such discipline or great genes to resemble movie stars!) It’s incredibly stupid to do something like that for a screen role. I wouldn’t do it anymore. A mistake of my youth. (It was only stupid if Jared did it for the money and not the passion of the telling of the tragic story).
My role models in style might sound odd: I orientate myself by a mixture of a mortician and Jack Tripper, a character from the series “Three’s company” (Picture 3) from the late 70ies. I was obsessed with that guy and the series. The protagonists were all insane and sex-obsessed. (Sex-Obsessed like an influence for the Hurricane video?) There’s Jack’s neighbor Larry, who just loves all women. And Mr. Roper, who is always fleeing from his wife, who wants to sleep with him. The series was all about sex, all the time. That was really funny – and the actors looked really good at what they did. I can only recommend it. (What? No mention about Mister Furley? The man who didn’t get any, much? Played by the Legendary Don Knotts!).
Anyhow, I love the weird look of the 70ies, with wide collars and huge patterns on shirts. No man could walk around like that nowadays anymore. I think it looked really cool. (No one is forcing you Not to try to bring it back? It starts somewhere with someone famous to give it a jump start!) A little bit like Al Pacino as Tony Montana in “Scarface” – also a really great movie, when it comes to style and looks. (Yea, not too pretty at the end).
At 30 Seconds to Mars (Picture 3) we barely use stylists for our photoshoots. (ROTFLMAO!) But it’s really fun when somebody, who’s really talented, robes us. (Did he just say robes him? Like some rich dudes personal assistant would do?) They also inspire me for own looks.
Very important element when it comes to style: Reading. It belongs to every man of the world. (Way to go sexist…oh wait that’s right chicks don’t read) @sarcasm. The books that are lying on my night table at the moment are: “Finn” by John Clinch (Picture 6). It’s about the father of Huckleberry Finn. A murderer, alcoholic, racist and head of a disturbed family. I love that book. And then some other things by Norman Mailer and my own book with blackberry-photos from along the way. (Wow! Thought we’d get this deep before Jared added a Promo! #NotesFromTheOuternet). No, I don’t see myself as a role model in style. (not with that slit up the sides shirt unless its summer time in California) I’m not even a man with a certain style.
However I am a huge fan of very tight Man-Leggings (Picture 5).
FINAL COMMENTS:
✓Yea! Jared isn’t wearing shades in any of the photographs.
✓Yep! Jared makes the article that sound less like a questionnaire form when answering.
✓Yes! Someone was quickly to translate the story.
✗Boo! That’s 4th page is a repeat photograph. From the DEdiCate Magazine Cover you recently shot in France (http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/25/dedicate-magazine-cover-feature/)
✗Boo! This is another Jared only production when there are others in the band.
How do you know power hasn’t gotten to Jared head? He doesn’t label this photo collection in third person. (‘Jared Leto in GQ Germany‘)
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Photo #1
Wow! That wind machine is mighty powerful!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why is Tomo in the background wearing a skirt?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Woman in background is Tweeting: OMG! U won’t believe who is right in front of me!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Being picky: If the eyes were opened just slightly more that would be an Awesome Rolling Stone Magazine cover worthy. (and take that chick out too).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I wonder: Do I like this photo only because I can get my hair to feather back like that too? (though my more feathers back not looks like mini waves).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Someone made good use of his Magical Micro Trimmer! (Magical Micro Trimmer. As Seen on TV item that styles and shaves even the tiny hairs)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Photographs like this only confirm the lyrics by Bon Jovi’s song Always to be on the money: ♪♫ What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair. To touch your lips, to hold you near. ♪♫
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What you don't see in the shot? The bird for that nest. Ha~ha.
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What you don’t know: That was moments after Jared turned to give the stare to someone who called out, "Hey Sweet Cheeks! Show us your boobs!" at him.
Photo #2
Why ripping pants? I mean not even ripped JEANS!
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You only wear ripping pants if your holding a skateboard to explain why you’d have ripped pants.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Must be Jared’s day off because he’s only wearing one bracelet per wrist.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Can’t tell anymore. Is that blonde chick Emma?
Photo #3
Less Photo and began reading Article~REVIEW: Edited in BLUE.
JARED JOSEPH LETO (Does anyone really need to know his middle name even if your a fan?) is no simple kind of guy. At least not in the eyes of other men. (Men aren't the target audience he should be worried about getting) The problem with him is: (Nothing!) He doesn’t belong to the categories Pitt, Depp or Clooney. He’s not a guy, who instantly makes you think: What an awesome man! Incredibly casual, self-confident, cool, confidently dressed. (Really? Then she’s not cruising in my head) No, Jared Leto is everything else than an imprinting role model for men. He embodies more of the – I look good, I kinda know that, so I wear whatever I want. (Except for movie roles and when it’s time to hit the stage apparently). Even eyeliner or leggings. (Seen the eyeliner and skirt, but whose got the photos of these mysterious leggings?) Or both of them together – type.
At the question, what style means to him, Leto says exactly those things, which no one else would mention: Colorful hippie-shirts, bavarian bread and a lot of literature. The handyman has an eye for the big picture, and less for that one certain brand of pants, when it comes to questions about style. (But has a brand of 30 Seconds to Mars shirt!) But in the end it’s exactly that, which defines good taste – and Jared Leto. And there’s another thing we know: The 39-year-old actor always has the knack for the right movies; He has played in several movies, including “The Thin Red Line”, “Fight Club”, “Requiem for a Dream”. Any more questions? He’s the star of the teenie-emo-rockband (ß- My comment to that: WTF??-.-) 30 seconds to mars and model for the new Hugo-Fragrance by the way. Why he wanted to do something other than acting – We asked him, when we met him in Paris for the interview. “Because when making movies, you don’t get a immediate reaction”, he explains. “Acting is like writing a letter and sending it with a carrier pigeon. You can make an effort, but in the end you don’t know if the letter even arrived.” (It arrives if the bird returns with a response note! Duh!) Okay. So he’s smart, too. (I see no I.Q. paperwork on that! He spoke like a scholar, but that doesn’t make someone smart!) Our man of the year reveals, why good taste only partly has something to do with good fashion in our category style, why Christopher Walken is a true style-god and he never again uncompromisingly would change for a screen role.
I love Germany – do you know why? Because of the (G should be capitalized) german bread (Picture 1). It’s better than the French bread. (Say it isn’t so that Jared had made first impact in the war of Bread between France and Germany with that statement!) And I think Bavaria is really beautiful. Very stylish in it’s own way. Just recently I took a fan on stage and asked him where he’s from. He said he’s from Bavaria. The crowd booed. (What are the odds that they didn’t know where Bavaria was on a map?) I didn’t understand that.
When it comes to style, it’s not just the fashion that counts. Men who look like they are obsessed (like Uncle Terry and Jared’s photographs of odd items from around the world?) with a thing or a role, have real style to me. Like Christopher Walken (Picture 2) in “The Deer Hunter”.
Another actor who has inspired me since my childhood: Daniel Day Lewis. (Whose playing Abe Lincoln!)
For the movie “Chapter 27” I gained 50 pounds, to play the murderer of John Lennon. (Who hasn’t heard this story begin this way every time when they were pumping this movie out?) That was a horrible experience. My whole personality, the way I thought about things changed. (He said he was more bubbly when he was chunky! What is wrong with that? Why I’d think he’d enjoy smiling unlike he does so little now!) Not only the look. (Not all can be born with such discipline or great genes to resemble movie stars!) It’s incredibly stupid to do something like that for a screen role. I wouldn’t do it anymore. A mistake of my youth. (It was only stupid if Jared did it for the money and not the passion of the telling of the tragic story).
My role models in style might sound odd: I orientate myself by a mixture of a mortician and Jack Tripper, a character from the series “Three’s company” (Picture 3) from the late 70ies. I was obsessed with that guy and the series. The protagonists were all insane and sex-obsessed. (Sex-Obsessed like an influence for the Hurricane video?) There’s Jack’s neighbor Larry, who just loves all women. And Mr. Roper, who is always fleeing from his wife, who wants to sleep with him. The series was all about sex, all the time. That was really funny – and the actors looked really good at what they did. I can only recommend it. (What? No mention about Mister Furley? The man who didn’t get any, much? Played by the Legendary Don Knotts!).
Anyhow, I love the weird look of the 70ies, with wide collars and huge patterns on shirts. No man could walk around like that nowadays anymore. I think it looked really cool. (No one is forcing you Not to try to bring it back? It starts somewhere with someone famous to give it a jump start!) A little bit like Al Pacino as Tony Montana in “Scarface” – also a really great movie, when it comes to style and looks. (Yea, not too pretty at the end).
At 30 Seconds to Mars (Picture 3) we barely use stylists for our photoshoots. (ROTFLMAO!) But it’s really fun when somebody, who’s really talented, robes us. (Did he just say robes him? Like some rich dudes personal assistant would do?) They also inspire me for own looks.
Very important element when it comes to style: Reading. It belongs to every man of the world. (Way to go sexist…oh wait that’s right chicks don’t read) @sarcasm. The books that are lying on my night table at the moment are: “Finn” by John Clinch (Picture 6). It’s about the father of Huckleberry Finn. A murderer, alcoholic, racist and head of a disturbed family. I love that book. And then some other things by Norman Mailer and my own book with blackberry-photos from along the way. (Wow! Thought we’d get this deep before Jared added a Promo! #NotesFromTheOuternet). No, I don’t see myself as a role model in style. (not with that slit up the sides shirt unless its summer time in California) I’m not even a man with a certain style.
However I am a huge fan of very tight Man-Leggings (Picture 5).
FINAL COMMENTS:
✓Yea! Jared isn’t wearing shades in any of the photographs.
✓Yep! Jared makes the article that sound less like a questionnaire form when answering.
✓Yes! Someone was quickly to translate the story.
✗Boo! That’s 4th page is a repeat photograph. From the DEdiCate Magazine Cover you recently shot in France (http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/25/dedicate-magazine-cover-feature/)
✗Boo! This is another Jared only production when there are others in the band.
NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Good German grubbin’
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That should cover my meal…when are they going to bring out some for you guys?
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Those are some very big coasters!
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How can this be German food without the sauerkraut? (finely shredded cabbage)
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I’m pretty sure I can get this German grub in American form and they would appear the same.
NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: German thug life – Tupac lives
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/09/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-german-thug-life-tupac-lives/
Days early and dollar too much to display this one. Death date of remembrance is September 13th.
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It is quite sad that he thought he could do the Triad with just one hand.
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He left his phone on the ground. Better than his pants I guess. (Pants on the ground good-American Idol).
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Tupac is also Tupac in German.
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I knew Tupac and he’s no Tupac. (I didn’t know Tupac).
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Just because you dress up wearing Tupac merch doesn’t make him Tupac. Then again that would maybe explain why I’m being called ‘Mistress’ at night as I hold the riding crop. (Get it?)
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This guy just gave Shannon an idea for Halloween this year.
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He must have fooled everyone by having his body was cremated. Who knew?
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Dude, don’t you start no East Germany ~ West German Confilct. It didn’t turn out great for rapper The East Coast Notorious B.I.G. and West Coast-based rapper 2Pac.
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Damn Straight he’s still alive. Your not the first to think so: Alive in New Zealand back in May 2011. Google it.
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Really wished this came with an Audio file with him belting out some tunes.
Days early and dollar too much to display this one. Death date of remembrance is September 13th.
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It is quite sad that he thought he could do the Triad with just one hand.
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He left his phone on the ground. Better than his pants I guess. (Pants on the ground good-American Idol).
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Tupac is also Tupac in German.
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I knew Tupac and he’s no Tupac. (I didn’t know Tupac).
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Just because you dress up wearing Tupac merch doesn’t make him Tupac. Then again that would maybe explain why I’m being called ‘Mistress’ at night as I hold the riding crop. (Get it?)
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This guy just gave Shannon an idea for Halloween this year.
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He must have fooled everyone by having his body was cremated. Who knew?
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Dude, don’t you start no East Germany ~ West German Confilct. It didn’t turn out great for rapper The East Coast Notorious B.I.G. and West Coast-based rapper 2Pac.
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Damn Straight he’s still alive. Your not the first to think so: Alive in New Zealand back in May 2011. Google it.
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Really wished this came with an Audio file with him belting out some tunes.
NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET – PHOTO: German Lake
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/01/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-german-lake/
Tomo: “Look at Yoga boy over by the water!”
Shannon: “He’s right there, dude.”
Tomo: “He can’t hear me. He has ear plugs in.”
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Jared in Prayer: “Lord, please don’t let them pollute this watering hole.”
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Is there a photo in this collection of where your hat takes off in the breeze and blows into the water?
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I remember the audio of this photo. It was verified it was a German lake when we heard, Platschen…Platschen…Platschen..(splash splash sounds of the waves in German).
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Jared thinking: The guys said they would be back with the boat, but I think I’m being Punked. (MTV goof show back in the day).
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Jared thinking: Where have all the mermaids gone?
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OMG! Is that Ricki Lake on the other side of the Lake?
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Jared thinking: So this is what peace feels like.
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Jared thinking: For some reason I’m both thirsty and have to pee.
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Jared thinking: I wish I knew how to swim.
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Jared wondering: 70 percent of an adult's body is made up of water, but it is water from here?
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Jared silently cursing himself: I forgot to bring my water wings.
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Jared silently curing himself: I forgot to bring my fishing pole.
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Jared just tossed in some quarters and he’s making his wishes. Don’t tell him it only works with fountains in Italy and Wishing Wells ~ Not Lakes.
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Jared thinking: I wonder if I should star in the sequel WaterWorld 2.
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Jared thinking making him angry: Just $20 can give one person clean, safe drinking water and here no one appreciate when its here all along.
Tomo: “Look at Yoga boy over by the water!”
Shannon: “He’s right there, dude.”
Tomo: “He can’t hear me. He has ear plugs in.”
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Jared in Prayer: “Lord, please don’t let them pollute this watering hole.”
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Is there a photo in this collection of where your hat takes off in the breeze and blows into the water?
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I remember the audio of this photo. It was verified it was a German lake when we heard, Platschen…Platschen…Platschen..(splash splash sounds of the waves in German).
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Jared thinking: The guys said they would be back with the boat, but I think I’m being Punked. (MTV goof show back in the day).
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Jared thinking: Where have all the mermaids gone?
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OMG! Is that Ricki Lake on the other side of the Lake?
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Jared thinking: So this is what peace feels like.
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Jared thinking: For some reason I’m both thirsty and have to pee.
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Jared thinking: I wish I knew how to swim.
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Jared wondering: 70 percent of an adult's body is made up of water, but it is water from here?
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Jared silently cursing himself: I forgot to bring my water wings.
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Jared silently curing himself: I forgot to bring my fishing pole.
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Jared just tossed in some quarters and he’s making his wishes. Don’t tell him it only works with fountains in Italy and Wishing Wells ~ Not Lakes.
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Jared thinking: I wonder if I should star in the sequel WaterWorld 2.
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Jared thinking making him angry: Just $20 can give one person clean, safe drinking water and here no one appreciate when its here all along.
NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET – PHOTO: Security zone
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-security-zone/
To bad Shannon didn’t have a ‘Security Zone’ around his Facebook & G-mail account, huh? Ha~ha. #Hackers
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Better alert the Mars Army!
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Does Jared own a shirt that doesn’t expose his ribs?
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Funny Jared has a similar sign in his bedroom above his racing car bed.
To bad Shannon didn’t have a ‘Security Zone’ around his Facebook & G-mail account, huh? Ha~ha. #Hackers
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Better alert the Mars Army!
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Does Jared own a shirt that doesn’t expose his ribs?
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Funny Jared has a similar sign in his bedroom above his racing car bed.
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