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30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: My knees, my scarf, + my bags

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/11/22/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-my-knees-my-scarf-my-bags/

Question: Why does Jared need a weather forecast?
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Not much leg room on a rental airplane.
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#Like: The red bag to find it on the carousal.
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#Like 2: The homemade blanket

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me, My Beard + My New Jet (I wish)

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/11/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-my-beard-my-new-jet-i-wish/

Surf Air, a new membership-based air service providing short jaunts between California hot spots like Palo Alto, Monterey, Santa Barbara and L.A., has just closed its Series A. And look who invested: Jared Leto.

Wondering: Is that one of the invested airplanes?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: SIT BACK, RELAX, AND ENJOY THE FLIGHT — ECHELON AIR

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/11/06/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-sit-back-relax-and-enjoy-the-flight-echelon-air/

Think dirty: If I'm sitting back to enjoy something it isn't for flight.
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Jared seems to be spending too much time with Angelina Jolie and learning to fly his own plane.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Foggy Chicago from the air

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-foggy-chicago-from-the-air/

Fog in Chicago? Has someone reported this to the authorities? #Sarcasm

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Saw Air Force One flying next to us in Chicago

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-saw-air-force-one-flying-next-to-us-in-chicago/

Flight Attendant: "...And if you look out the other side of the plane there are fighter jets going to guide you away from the airplane......"

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Everyone on the plane looking at Air Force One which I couldn’t see cause I was on the wrong side of the plane. :/

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-everyone-on-the-plane-looking-at-air-force-one/

Here is an idea: Get up and look over someones shoulder!
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Question: Has Jared never seen Air Force One before on television? It's AN AIRPLANE!
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What Jared doesn't know: They aren't looking at Air Force One they are all Amish and they are shunning Jared.
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They all wouldn't be distracted if Jared were hosting a VyRT on the plane.
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A missed opportunity: Jared could have had about 10 wallets by the time they turned back around
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What Jared doesn't know: It was a regular plane, but because the flight attendants like to screw with first class people she tells them its Air Force One.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Shannon + Tomo – vagabonds

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-shannon-tomo-vagabonds/

Observations: Shannon

*Looks more tired than Jared.
*Also addicted to the merch wearing bracletes.
*Also doesn’t have his phone attached to his hand like Jared.

Observations: Tomo

*Appears to cover the shot where he cut himself trimming is beard.
*Thinks his gun sign with his hand is kewl.
*RING! Stop asking the Married or Not question.
*Thinks wearing shades on an airplane makes him less recognizable to fans.
*Thinks wearing shades on an airplane makes him look kewl. #doucheMove
*Thinks reading on a plane makes him look kewl. #Nerd

General Observations:

*Neither mind that a used tissue is sitting in reaching distance of both of them.
*Jared believes taking photographs on a plane will NOT get other passengers nervous.
*Jared believes taking a photo of a sick Shannon is sexy.
*Shannon is strapped into his seatbelt and Jared is freely roaming down the isle taking photographs.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Tahoe

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/09/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-tahoe/

Photo 1 & 2

So when exactly do you think Jared took on the 2nd job as Google Earth map maker?
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Personal Note: Glad we’ve gotten control over the ‘reflections’ problem. (Jared being caught in the shots he takes when it comes to windows).
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You know on aerial shots you can always use a descent cloning program and so no one gets distracted from engine parts, right?
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Photo #3

Emma thinking: Ok. Just reprogram this to delete all the women’s phone numbers out of Jared’s phone.
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Emma thinking: I hope this isn’t another cute kitty YouTube video Jared sent me to watch.
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Emma thinking: Delete that photo….delete that photo..
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Emma thinking: Let's see what their saying about me on ‘Notes from the Outernet ’.
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Emma thinking: Let me just add this little GPS system on Jared’s phone so we can keep track of him.
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Emma thinking: Ha! I’ll just delete Shannon’s FaceBook page….
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Emma thinking: Who ordered three dozen cupcakes?
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Emma thinking: I wonder if Tomo will recognize this is the phone he ‘lost/misplaced’ in Rome.
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Emma thinking: Let me check how Jared’s account on ‘Match dot Com’ is doing.
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Emma thinking: If I pretend to use my phone Tomo won’t talk to me. His voice IS SO LOUD! (Twitter joke).
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Emma thinking: Thank goodness no one knows I’m the really Bartholomew Cubbins on Twitter.
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Emma thinking: I better download ‘How to fly a plane’ just in case.
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Emma thinking: I guess its time to order music from Itunes. I wonder who I should get.
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Emma thinking: This ‘Angry Birds’ game is so addicting!
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Emma thinking: I can’t believe my boyfriend is making me unlock the car doors from my phone again to impress his Friend. (commercial goof)
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Emma thinking: Wonder if anyone searching for me. (MyLife.com commercial goof tagline: Who's Searching For You).
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Emma thinking: Time to reorder Jared’s black nail polish.
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Emma thinking: That is my password! Why won’t it let me login!
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Emma thinking: I wonder if he can hear me now ~ now that I adjusted the volume controls. (Can you hear me now goof).
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Emma thinking: If he keeps taking photos I’m going to hide out in the bathroom for the rest of the flight. Or make him.
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Emma thinking: My Christmas shopping is done!
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Emma thinking: What’s this e-mail with the subject 30 Seconds to Mars in Jail. Click! Damn! I just got rickrolled! (Rickrolling is a bait-and-switch practice that involves providing a web link supposedly relevant to the topic at hand, but actually re-directs the viewer to Rick Astley’s 1987 hit single “Never Gonna Give You Up.”)
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Emma thinking: I wonder if there is a ‘lift the seat before you pee’ app invented yet. (Ha~ha!)

Photo #4

His wife is SO Fricken Lucky to have someone that call pull such Sexiness like he does in this shot.
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No Lie. I just switched my desk top background photo to this one of Tomo. WOW! ❤

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: China

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/08/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-china/

Photo #1
Genesis 1:14-19 And God said, "Let there be lights in the dome of the sky to separate the day from the night; and let them be for signs and for seasons and for days and years,and let them be lights in the dome of the sky to give light upon the earth."
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photo #2
1 Corinthians 13:2 NIV … if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.
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Photo #3
Job 39:26-28 Does the eagle soar at your command and build its nest on high?
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Photo #4
Genesis 2:6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
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Photo #5
Deuteronomy 10:19 Love ye therefore the stranger, for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.
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Photo #6
Ezekiel 36:25 Then will I sprinkle clean water upon you, and ye shall be clean; from all your filthiness and from all your idols will I cleanse you.

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Daniel found a snuggle buddy

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/07/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-daniel-found-a-snuggle-buddy/

My Buddy Doll

Is this what you get in first class?
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What this guy doesn't know is that Daniel is missing his My Buddy Doll. ➔
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Can we rent out Daniel? I like to snuggle too!
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Daniel knows: Sometimes it isn’t about the sex it’s the snuggling afterwards that counts.
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Personal Space Alert!
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Adorable couple.❤
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Hope Daniel doesn’t drool in his sleep.
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The cost of pillows must be a fortune on his flight so Daniel used his skills to compromise and keep some cash in his wallet.
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What you don’t know: This was a preflight photo.
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The ultimate ‘Head and Shoulders’ Ad
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Don’t you remember after experiencing The Mile High Club you need a nap.
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You taking this picture just tells us that someone is jealous of Daniel.
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Real snuggles cost money.
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Airplane Slogan: Assigned seats made us strangers, but my Narcolepsy made us Friends. (Narcolepsy is a sleep disorder that causes excessive sleepiness).
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Secret lovers that what they might be. (Secret Lovers that what they are song goof).
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Lots of people like broad shoulders.
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Daniel just gave this guy a 'your not going to believe this' story he can tell his Family and Friends about his trip.
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It was only awkward when Daniel began wrapping his arms around him and called him Sweetheart.
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Give that guy a marker to write on Daniel’s face. That will teach him not to sleep on a plane again.
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Daniel should stop the preflight drinking. But it’s totally Jared’s fault for saying, ‘Dude, just sleep it off.’. He didn’t say where or with who.

Camel Nuts!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/12/camel-nuts/

Do we really have to place the ‘you are what you eat’ comment here or is that just general knowledge by now?
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You had me interested until I read, ‘awarded the Healthier Choice’.
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Why does it say SALTED on faded print?
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Their not opened? Oh! Your waiting for Tomo or Shannon to fall asleep first before flinging them at them. Gotcha.
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How much did you pay for that bag? $5 bucks?
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Did each Hawaiian nut leaves you just a little "taste of the sun" on your tongue? Like the producers hope?
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Their not opened? Oh! Sometimes you feel like a nut and this time you don’t?
(Almonds bar commercial goof).
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Bored? Just for fun see how many you can stuff up your nose. The record is current 4 full bags.
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Bored? Try to see how many you can juggle in your seat and ticked off the people around you.
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Maybe new MERCH idea. Promoting good health with the Broccoli didn’t pan out so well at show. Why not bags of nuts?
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The Camel has the corner market cornered with Cigarettes, nuts and the toe. What a racket!
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Ha~ha. Harvard Business Review Magazine! Ha~ha. Is that the magazine you lay out to cover up the Cracked or Mad magazine when the ladies walk by on their way to the bathroom?

on the plane

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/11/on-the-plane-2/

Jared thinking: I wonder what country were flying too now.
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Jared thinking: Sky diving in the next video?
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Jared thinking: These virtual reality glasses work great. I’m watching TV inside.
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Jared thinking: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz (Get it? He’s Sleeping).
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Jared thinking: These 3-D glasses are awesome. I really believe I’m flying in the clouds.
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Jared thinking: Did I leave the hairdryer on back in the hotel?
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Jared thinking: I miss the bus.
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Jared thinking: These are genuine aviators, but if I can get the sky to reflect on them it counts, right?
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Jared thinking: The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades (a song by Timbuk3)
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Jared thinking: Got to protect the money makers. (the eyes).
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Jared thinking: Night of the Hunter…..what to do with that video concept. Maybe I’ll just call that Bartholomew Cubbins guy and see if he has any ideas.
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Jared thinking: I’m not on a plane…I’m at the beach.
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Jared thinking: I really wear these so I can see Shannon and Tomo on the inside reflection in the back arm wrestling again.
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Jared thinking: HD Vision WrapArounds (Wrap Around Sunglasses) from the AS SEEN ON TV really do make me look cooler.
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Jared thinking: Whoever invented this hands free Tweeting device where you just use eye movement to post is a Fricken Genius!

God’s eye view- Oman

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/gods-eye-view-oman/

“Oh man check this out. Those people look like ants down there.”
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What’s that? Shannon & Tomo never told you about the parachuting classes they signed you up for?
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Tell the pilot you saw some hottie and you want him to fly lower so you can get her Twitter name.
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It’s Jared Earth (Google Earth goof)
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Oh man…those aren’t sunbeams their tracker beams! They’ve come back for you! Thank goodness you were able to resist.
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Is this legit? I mean where are the polluters, mineral drillers and illegal dumpers at? There is still a place untouched?
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“Excuse me, can we go back around for another shot I think my first one was blurry.”
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Jared Leto: Our Eye in the Sky.
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That engine so engine blocked your shot. (goof from C**k block)
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Pretty sure God has a better zoom than your camera.
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N'avez-vous pas quelques photos très laid sur cette caméra / téléphone? ( Non liés à l'alimentation laid ). Juste parfois d'apprécier le «beau » des images dont vous avez besoin des comparaisons / réalité jetés po

French translation: Have not you some very ugly pictures on this camera / phone? ( Not linked to Food ugly ). Sometimes just to enjoy the ' beautiful ' pictures you comparisons need / reality thrown in.

What goes higher than elevator music and travels 600mph?

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/26/what-goes-higher-than-elevator-music-and-travels-600mph/

I remember this: It’s when you told the flight attendant you pressed for Air Supply and she offered you an oxygen mask.
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If you seek hard enough you can find your fav elevator music
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Is this what you get when you fly first class?
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If people want 'free music' why not just DL it? (NOT)
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So just like back in the day your working for free?
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You should click on some classical and then rock out like your listening to some metal. Headbang Baby!
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Superman can go higher & faster. Jealous?