Witticisms By FolkToe

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

the tunnel

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/02/the-tunnel/

Photo #1

“No! Don’t go into the light!”
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Why does this remind me of sex ed class and something about a woman’s tube and something meeting up to an egg? I shouldn’t have skipped breakfast that day.
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That’s where the neighborhood perv lives.
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Best hide-and-go-seek hiding place EVER!
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Someone tossed their flashlight down there. Ha~ha.
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Were glad your healthy and all, but we don’t need to see a snapshot of your colonoscopy
procedure.
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Why is there no graffiti on the inside? Update after seeing 2nd photo: I expected to see MORE graffiti inside.
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Photo #2

Nothing says fun as wanting to go enter a dark sewer.
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I’ve heard it’s the best place for you and your Friends to smoke and drink when you don’t want to get caught by the parents.
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This is where the ‘I dare you to go in there’ game comes in handy.
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Where’s the crazy homeless dude that lives there?
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Gross comment of the Month: That tunnel must be on it’s period. (A low flow day.)
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At least nothing is going to get stuck in this place like Jessica did in the well.
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Yell in it to see if there is an echo.
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Watch out! The troll lives nearby! (Trolls mostly live underground but come outside while its
dark and create tunnels).
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Now this my Friend would be an excellent place for a photo shoot.
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I asked for the Tunnel of Love not the Tunnel of Urine ride.

whatchu lookin at?

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/02/whatchu-lookin-at/

Someone whose wondering why did Gary Coleman have to die so young.
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Someone whose in shock. “My Brother and My Best Friend?”
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Someone whose walls (that if this is someone’s home) should have Family photos up on them. Or whatever is on the frames hidden behind the furniture.
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Someone who lost to Justin Bieber for the ‘Most Sexy’ award. Maybe next year. Ha~ha.
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Someone who is make-up free.
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Someone who needs more refrigerator magnets.
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Someone who in this moment questions if he will turn to ash for the ‘What happens to Vampires in the Sun’ theory?
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Someone who even though you were warned that if you do that too much you’d go blind ~ just found out he passed the ‘too much’ limit.
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Someone sad that someone just learned that he has run out of pancake mix.
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Someone who just learned that his new neighbor is a Butcher Shop.
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Someone who just remembered that he will be 40 this year. Shake it off ~ your holding up pretty well.
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Someone who is watching a sunrise or sunset that he's NOT taking a photo of for his Blog.
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Someone who is missing the road even though he knows he deserves the break.
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Someone who realized that the bills DO pile up even when he's not home to get them out of the mailbox.
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Someone who looks comfortable in his white tee and plaid shirt. Yet with eyes so wide blaring into the light is mere seconds away from a tear coming down his cheek.
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Someone may have just heard his on again and off girlfriend say, “Hey babe, I’m Preggo!”
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Someone in total shock after learning that his current record company is suing them for not producing another video by the time for ‘Night of the Hunter’ week.
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Someone who is NOT holding his Blackberry (or gadget) in his hands.
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Someone who is NOT smiling the smile that makes everyone smile with him.
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Someone who is taking the chest up shot because he’s NOT wearing pants! (a.k.a. Looking at that one from my Fantasy Rolodex doing the Tom Cruise Risky Business scene.)
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Someone who should have taken this shot from his bed as he slept. You have a timer on that thing, right?
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Someone who just learned that while on the road someone broke in his home and stole all his books that he was planning to read.
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Someone who should be relaxing out on the couch, playing Wii or X-box with junk food and crumbs all around him enjoying a day where he doesn’t have to check his Twitter.
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Someone who just realized this place needs a splash of color that’s not white.
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Someone who just questioned himself that he shouldn’t have used product when he's thinking about going surfing today.
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Someone who NOW realizes that taking photos would be more fun with someone to share the fun using the camera. (A lover). Or someone to come home too.
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Someone who just saw the ghost of Amy Winehouse or Kurt Cobain….I can’t really tell because I Don’t See Dead People. (The Sixth Sense goof). Too soon?
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Someone who just realized that he lives in Los Angeles when he really wants to live in New York. (or Maryland is nice too!).
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Someone who has NO idea how much influence he has on others even after all these years by just being simply himself.
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Someone who CAN comment as anonymous letting me know some of this Blog filled with Funnies & Witticisms are getting to him and making him laugh or smile. #Hint

people lined up in front of the mac store in nyc :/

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/01/people-lined-up-in-front-of-the-mac-store-in-nyc/

Shh! We told them this was the line for the new Harry Potter movie.
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No my Friend. These are the homeless who are just sleeping under the lights to stay safe. Did you not see the boxes?
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They are only lining up because they want to be the first to return their piece of crap
merchandise when the doors open.
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The box says made in China, but I’m sure they could be Korean.
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Play your cards right Jared you might be having a 4some.
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Don’t harsh their fandom. Steve Jobs has his fans that are just as loyal.
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You know if you want to be the first to purchase Assassin's Creed® Brotherhood you better get there early.
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Are you sure they are ok? I mean this might be the dumping ground of some serial killer.
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Give them some credit. Not many of us can sleep anywhere, but a comfortable bed.
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Watch it! The lady on the right is faking it and she is just moments away from sticking you with the knife she has hidden under her coat.
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They are HUGE fans of Justin Long Best known as the Mac in the “I’m a Mac he‘s a PC” commercials. Jealous?

shoot w/ a pimpmobile

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/01/shoot-w-a-pimpmobile/

I thought the Batmobile was more your style with such interesting gadgets to play with.
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The pimpmobile isn’t a pimp mobile if the pimp inside isn’t surrounded with bimbos and a kewl feather hat.
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Not much trunk space to place the dead hooker inside Pimp wanna be.
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Did you mention that it’s polite to give the talent a sample item to go home with and then eye the car?
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Remember if you pull away from the curve CLICK IT OR TICKET!
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Ask them if you can take it for a spin to get a “feel” for the car before the shoot.
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If it was a true pimpmobile where is the compartment that stores the gun?
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Why do you have both doors opened? Are you expecting someone to come by and climb in?
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Does the doors flap? Because that car looks FLY.
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I’ll ask. Why 2 photographers?
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Why are you so ridged? I mean your in a hot smoking car where you should be leaning back with the attitude that your cool beans.
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Screw all these PRINT ads/Photo shoots. Stay with Commercials!
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Hey! There aren’t any spinners on those rims!