Witticisms By FolkToe: self portrait

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Singing in the dark

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/09/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-singing-in-the-dark/

What no one understands: Even Jared has fallen on bad times where he couldn't pay his light bill that month. Ha~ha.
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First look: It's an Awesome shot. Second look: Na. Could have been a little lighting adjustment better.
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When you fix the lighting: Jared appears to be wearing headphones that could double as Princess Leia in Star Wars.
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Third Look: Now it looks like he's some perv hiding in the shadows waiting to peek into someone's windows. #TotalFAIL

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – MEXICO: self portrait

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/14/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-mexico-self-portrait/

If this is for Jared only to get attention please revisit my blog page about the RANT. Found here. ➔ RANT
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Wow! It seems Shannon is rubbing off on Jared’s photographic style. Remember these? #self portrait

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Sad that in Mexico Jared has no Friends around to take his photo so he has to do it for himself.
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REALLY? It’s Valentine’s Day and Jared couldn’t find anything love related to post…oops it seems he did. (Get it?)
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Oldest Question in Time: To Smile or not even to crack a ½ Smile.
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Ha~ha. Jared framed himself.
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Top Model reference: Tyra Banks would be so proud that Jared is Smizing! (smile with your eyes)
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“Mirror Mirror on the Wall…”
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Wonder: How do we really know this was taken in Mexico?
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Attention: Paparazzi?…Paparazzi for one?
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Turn in next year for Jared’s ‘Self portraits from around the Globe’. If it’s for charity it might be an #Idea.
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Remember: If your famous and in Mexico it’s always nice to have a current photograph of yourself if your ever kidnapped.
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Check-it-out! Jared posted an ad from Abercrombie & Fitch. What? He didn't? You sure?
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Questions: Why does Jared have that right out of the shower or pool look where your face is white, tight and eyes pop out clear as day? Am I the only one who thinks that?
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Weird Question: Why if you zoom up only on his face that it appears older than the rest of his body?
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Never thought I’d ask in real life question: Do you think Jared ever talks to himself in the mirror when he takes photos like that? “Hey handsome…whose the hottie of the day?….shake that thing honey!”
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Jared’s dream job Question: Anyone else get the creepy feeling that Jared ~if he could~ would be on the other side of the mirrors in chicks changing rooms in this same camera pose?
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Obvious question: Has Jared met a mirror he didn’t like what he saw in it?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: self portrait of the crew

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/11/21/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-self-portrait-of-the-crew/

What the car behind them are saying: “Honey they are making a left turn…see his hand signal?”
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Emma thinking: If we get in an accident I’m so suing his butt off.
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Guess whose tweeting who.
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Hope there are lap belts there!
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Emma’s hoping you’d push the hydraulics button on the car.
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It’s no use Jared. Emma’s not going to post those photos to her boyfriend on your camera!
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Unknown woman: “Ha~ha Emma! Your on camera!” (Get it? She doesn’t know she is too.
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Emma’s in the backseat. (Enter your own joke here because mine is cruel).
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Jared must be working for Google Earth on street level because I can barely make out any landmarks or signs to see where you all are cruising at.
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Look! It’s Jared Leto in his pimp mobile!
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Should Jared be doing that while driving? #hazzard
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Jared just cut one and waiting to catch Emma’s reaction on film once it reaches the backseat.
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FYI: Would have been cooler if it was taken with side/rearview mirror.
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Look it’s Bonnie, Bonnie and Clyde!
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You know Emma is just going to use that as evidence that she deserves overtime for working after hours.
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Doesn’t Jared know he doesn’t have to take shots like that? I mean that’s what paparazzi is for!
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Look Ma! One hand driving!
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Emma sounding off the Third wheel Alert? Nope. ➔Notice the other chick in the backseat too over Jared's hat.

whatchu lookin at?

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/02/whatchu-lookin-at/

Someone whose wondering why did Gary Coleman have to die so young.
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Someone whose in shock. “My Brother and My Best Friend?”
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Someone whose walls (that if this is someone’s home) should have Family photos up on them. Or whatever is on the frames hidden behind the furniture.
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Someone who lost to Justin Bieber for the ‘Most Sexy’ award. Maybe next year. Ha~ha.
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Someone who is make-up free.
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Someone who needs more refrigerator magnets.
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Someone who in this moment questions if he will turn to ash for the ‘What happens to Vampires in the Sun’ theory?
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Someone who even though you were warned that if you do that too much you’d go blind ~ just found out he passed the ‘too much’ limit.
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Someone sad that someone just learned that he has run out of pancake mix.
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Someone who just learned that his new neighbor is a Butcher Shop.
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Someone who just remembered that he will be 40 this year. Shake it off ~ your holding up pretty well.
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Someone who is watching a sunrise or sunset that he's NOT taking a photo of for his Blog.
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Someone who is missing the road even though he knows he deserves the break.
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Someone who realized that the bills DO pile up even when he's not home to get them out of the mailbox.
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Someone who looks comfortable in his white tee and plaid shirt. Yet with eyes so wide blaring into the light is mere seconds away from a tear coming down his cheek.
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Someone may have just heard his on again and off girlfriend say, “Hey babe, I’m Preggo!”
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Someone in total shock after learning that his current record company is suing them for not producing another video by the time for ‘Night of the Hunter’ week.
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Someone who is NOT holding his Blackberry (or gadget) in his hands.
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Someone who is NOT smiling the smile that makes everyone smile with him.
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Someone who is taking the chest up shot because he’s NOT wearing pants! (a.k.a. Looking at that one from my Fantasy Rolodex doing the Tom Cruise Risky Business scene.)
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Someone who should have taken this shot from his bed as he slept. You have a timer on that thing, right?
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Someone who just learned that while on the road someone broke in his home and stole all his books that he was planning to read.
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Someone who should be relaxing out on the couch, playing Wii or X-box with junk food and crumbs all around him enjoying a day where he doesn’t have to check his Twitter.
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Someone who just realized this place needs a splash of color that’s not white.
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Someone who just questioned himself that he shouldn’t have used product when he's thinking about going surfing today.
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Someone who NOW realizes that taking photos would be more fun with someone to share the fun using the camera. (A lover). Or someone to come home too.
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Someone who just saw the ghost of Amy Winehouse or Kurt Cobain….I can’t really tell because I Don’t See Dead People. (The Sixth Sense goof). Too soon?
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Someone who just realized that he lives in Los Angeles when he really wants to live in New York. (or Maryland is nice too!).
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Someone who has NO idea how much influence he has on others even after all these years by just being simply himself.
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Someone who CAN comment as anonymous letting me know some of this Blog filled with Funnies & Witticisms are getting to him and making him laugh or smile. #Hint

self portrait

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/29/self-portrait/

What is this? Why yes it’s the Louvre museum in Paris calling.
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Seriously, where is the stick figure drawing you did? We won’t judge. :-)
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What do you want to be Andy Warhol when you grow up?
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When do we get see the self portrait ‘The nude years’ collection?
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How do we know you were alone when this photo was taken…..maybe you need a witness to verify. Who will volunteer? Mmmmm let me count the hands.
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Would have a been a little more ‘rock’ if you went ♫♪ ‘I Wear My Sunglasses at Night' ♫♪ (Corey Hart) in the photo.
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Want to test the latest rumor…step out and see if you CAN walk on water. :-P
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Most put self-portraits on deviantArt.
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Would a smile kill ya? I mean you look like someone just announced the new date to Doomsday date ~ (October 2011).
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Check-It-Out! Jared got off the Island. He’s no longer LOST.
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Dramatic Kitty move over it's Dramatic Jared. (It was a YouTube thing).
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Where in the world is Jared Leto? (Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego)
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This would be a good game of tag if you did it through photographs where fans have to track you down for free tickets. Run w/the idea.
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Overall great skyline, but there’s some guy in the middle of it taking pictures of himself.
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You do know you can put the camera down once in a while and just ENJOY the view, right? Click!