http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/25/dedicate-magazine-cover-feature/
1. Technically you were the subject of the shoot. The actual photographer was Andre Wolff.
2. Technically it's DEdiCate Magazine (not DEDICATE) What you have the TOMO CAPS LOCK FEVER?
Photo #1
If the title is true then that totally explains why we don’t see your hands.
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$6.00 for the magazine! I hope your getting a percentage off for that price.
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‘English texts inside’ is nothing new I mean I can get your English text on Twitter every day!
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The make-up lady should have done something about those puffy under eye area.
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Is that’s your serious look or the ‘dude, I can’t believe you just farted’ look?
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You know many don’t realize it’s actually issue #26 not your age, right?
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Photo #2
Okay! So knitting isn’t your specialty. Thank God you have music to fall back on.
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It looks like Shannon & Tomo stepped up their game and tricked you into the upgraded version of the Chinese finger cuffs. (The trick is to relax your fingers and they will slip out of the sleeves)
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Peek a boo!
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Ha~ha. You framed yourself!
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Hey you’ve tied this photo with the earlier one about Johnny Ramone. Kudos!
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Photo #3
Will read/translate later. LATER:
The many faces of Jared Leto? Really? I mean most are just known to have the 2-face. Just how many are we talking about here? Is it a Sybil thing for your face?
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Editors Note: Why not just ( “ or say ditto) from any American magazine Interview. I translated enough to know it’s the same recycled words of the past and love of artist lifestyle. Where is the originality? Are you in a creative runt?
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Photo #4
A pair of sunglasses work better when avoiding the sun.
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So you DO own a different pair of shoes than the Velcro pair.
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Let’s just assume you fell down in the middle of being chased by a tons of fans trying to lay a hand on you on how come your pants look like that.
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"Mom! I don’t think your homemade shirts are the best to go on tour with. You can’t do the sleeves right."
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Either that’s some Fashion mistake or your using your jacket as Snuggie by wearing it backwards.
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Just how broke are you that you have to sell your rare poster collection on the streets?
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“Hey Buddy! I don’t see a 30 Seconds to Mars poster anywhere.”
“Perhaps sir you should uncover your eyes and look that way.”
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Photo #5
Look! Modeling head shots 101 ~ The Profile.
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You need to get back to the beach and get your tan on Powder. (Powder movie goof).
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Can't really figure it out. Deep thought? On the verge of tears? Making plans for what your
having for dinner? Because PASSION isn't showing in the image.
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Photo #6
I found you! Worst hide-and-go-seek game EVER!
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Look who got caught by surveillance trying to swipe some flowers. Ha~ha.
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Why it is always seem the best flowers can be found in flowers shops and near churches?
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Finally someone stopped to smell the roses! Bravo!
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Are you back there taking a leak?
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Photo #7
Ha~ha. Your locked out!
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I was going to goof on the size of your shoes that resemble Ronald McDonalds’ or any unknown clown shoes, but I don’t want to hear the bragging about ‘you know what they say about a man with big feet’ comment.
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Don’t continue to be upset. This is your first time and you didn’t know you had to bring your own bolt cutters.
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Are you upset because you just missed the lock convention?
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This is the great opportunity to get your lock picking tools out and horn your skills.
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The love lock bridge was invented by someone at a Home Depot who just wanted more attention.
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Did you throw the key into the river Seine or keep it and open the padlock when you return? Your at the Pont des Arts, which connects the Left bank to the Louvre museum, right?
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Photo #8
Translate later. LATER: Editors Note: Sorry that I even did that! I mean the ‘what I represent does not mean anything, it 's my actions that count’ was a nice end quote, but you might want to interject in the International papers that there are 3 (currently) member in the band that makes 30 Seconds to Mars. I mean I scanned through and saw NO mention of the names of Shannon or Tomo (though I haven’t read through it all really hard). I mean is it the fear that they might not be on the same page as you are in interviews?
I mean we have the newly married Tomo (if you believe the rumors because no one really verified that!) who is barely shoved out on his own in front in interviews.
And we have Shannon who is already making plans to branch out from the band with finding new artists or playing solo without needing the keep an eye over baby brother. Maybe he will take center stage and take the spotlight away from you? Scared?
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Photo #9
I seem your sampling new instruments for the next album.
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“Dude, do you know anything besides French polkas?”
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I guess when you do sleep you CAN sleep through anything.
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“Sorry man, but my art wasn’t selling so I’m trying out accordion playing to pay the bills.”
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“Dude, this is the same accordion that Weird Al once used. Found it on E-bay.”
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I wouldn’t nap there when the word above you is COPS. As in drag you away for loitering.
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“Do you audition all the new possible band members like this?”
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How fricken clean is that ground? Can you eat off it clean?
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Photo #10
Check it out! Just like the cartoons! When someone farts the explanation points comes out to make it extra funny!
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Is this proof the magician couldn't put you back together after the saw a man in half trick?
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Okay now. Don't you fall to pieces now. We like the whole you. We don't take sides of which half, but for the ladies it maybe more south than north.❤
30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS
Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.
First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.
Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.
We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?
For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.
Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.
Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.
Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.
As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.
Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.
While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.
And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?
Legend.
As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.
Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.
P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.
There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.
Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!
Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:
Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!
First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.
Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.
We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?
For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.
Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.
Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.
Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.
As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.
Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.
While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.
And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?
Legend.
As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can
Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.
P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.
There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.
Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!
Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:
No matter how many pics he posts you have it covered it seems. LOL! Each funny too!
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I agree w/Lola_BlueSky. Your stuff is HILARIOUS!
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