30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:


Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!
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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Hott pics! Mr. California and his buddy winner of hottest chest hair 1985

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-hott-pics-mr-california-and-his-buddy-winner- of-hottest-chest-hair-1985/




LEGAL NOTICE:  These images are FAKES!  Now that I've CMA (covered my ass) back to the goofs....


Did some digging and it seems someone is still bitter for coming in 2nd place in the Mr. California competition. 




Don't worry Jared did come in 1st in that Underground 'Hottest Biker' contest in '85.
(Take notice the crotch piece is covered in studs...doesn't he also have a matching jacket to go with that?)


P.S. Whoever posted these misspelled HOT (Hott pics!).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Leaving my mark

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-leaving-my-mark/



Would have been more exciting if Jared just were taking a whiz in some snow or in some alley to leave your mark.
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Wondering:  When is Jared, Shannon and Tomo planning to leave their make in cement or with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?
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Just do what you used to do.  Place a 'X'.
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I think most would just like it more if you leave your phone number instead.

An interview I did for Be Magazine in France

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/17/an-interview-i-did-for-be-magazine-in-france/



On behalf of the models on the previous page:  Image review of your own.


1.  First thanks for the Translation page.


2.  The photographs looks like I just told you I had experienced some tragic event or bad news from the doctor and your trying to ‘stay strong’ for me.


3.  If that metal spike vest is under that ~ stop wearing it!


4.  From the neck up on appearance ~ Excellent. (Terry Thumbs Up)


5.  The pants/jacket combo looks amazing on you.  If they aren’t yours I hope they gave them to you.


6.  Could of left off the word (well.).


7.  You sound like some stiff professor at a college talking about the band.  Philosophy 101  class.


8.  what you don’t do or make?....Why not add that your not alone in this journey either your support system being the other guys in the band, your Family and or Echelon/fans.


9.  Love the praise and putting your Friends (Terry) up front.


10.  Why are you using WOLF when the cover of your album is a TIGER?


11.  Perhaps you'd might mention you'd enjoy more commercial or print ad work in that Hugo answer.


12.  Not concern about what the fans 'think of you' really makes them sound stupid or don't care what they think.  Couldn't a more a more diplomacy way might have been ‘I’m not sure what they think of me, but I know I wouldn't  be in this business without them or their support.’


13.  So your saying your 'best memory' in France hasn't happened yet, but you did Perform there before and so nothing memorial happened for those who attended those?  Nice slap in the face to those people.


Overall:  In the end one person’s voiced opinion really can’t compare to the millions of ‘We Love It’ opinions of the others.  But I hope something listed here breaks through.  

ME + @chinowmoreno ON ROCKSOUND COVER

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/22/me-chinowmoreno-on-rocksound-cover/

Can’t locate who he is when you misspell his name, arse.  How about Chino Moreno, Chino W. Morenoor even Camillo Wong Moreno next time.  (FYI:  no one visits Twitter pages of other bands when placed in titles).
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'Well known for his distinctive screams' so now we know what you two have in common.
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Johnny Cage….Jared Leto….FIGHT! (Mortal Combat goof)

Honored to be listed as one of the Greatest Living Rock Stars in @kerrangmagazine. Lucky number 27!!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/05/honored-to-be-listed-as-one-of-the-greatest-living-rock-stars-in-kerrangmagazine-lucky-number-27

Look at it this way it’s a hell a lot better than being 27 on the Greatest Dead Rock Stars List, right?
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I’m sure the honor is all Kerrang Magazine because now they PR that your in it they will have an
issue to finally need to reprint for all the fans.
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How embarrassing was it when you and Wes Borland showed up for the photo shoot wearing the same
outfit?  Awkward.⏎
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Is it wrong to have laughed at the fact that the word ‘cum’ was mentioned in the ‘WHO” section when 
they described you.
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FYI:  They weren’t kidding….they really do hate you.✿❀
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Either your ready to operate (doctor) now that your hands are sterilized or your proving that you washed your
hands to the photographers.  Either way I wish it was a different photo.
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Wouldn’t it be easier just to list the 4 women in Hollywood you weren’t linked too?
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I don’t have the code info at the bottom, but does it mean ‘I’m known to get stupid, I have money
and I make out with lots of beautiful ladies?’ or do I have the wrong decoder ring on?
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Must have been a lady photographer because it looks like your redirecting her view.  “Eyes up here
please.”
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Wait-A-Damn-Minute!  We collected well enough money to crack you into the top 10 easily.  I won
der what happened to our bribe…..I mean…..wow!  Only number 27 huh? ☮
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Enough already!  Between yours, Shannon and Tomo’s other lists being at #1 all the time it’s about
time one of you drop to a lower number.  You know the Lists:   ‘Most Talented ’The Most Sexy'The Star whose Hair We Wish We Had ’The Most Wanna Do With’.  2 words boys:  Humble Pie! ❤

HERE’S MY ‘THAT’ MAG COVER WE SHOT IN FRANCE. PHOTOS HERE:

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/04/heres-my-that-mag-cover-we-shot-in-france-photos-here/

Photo #1

In France That translates to The Hot Arse Tourist those who pose from the United States.
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There is no 'we' when your the only one in the photos.
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Are we using 'we' as in: Here's my 'THAT' magazine cover,  yes ↶(we) shot in France.?
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I’m not an expert in French, but I did check for you.  They DID spell your name correctly.
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Photo #2

Editors Note:  Why are you going to make me read? 
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After reading/translation:

‘..no limits except those that you created.’  Really?  What about SPEEDING limits?  I create tickets for the state all the time.
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‘You get up, take your guitar and you write.’  Funny, I get up, cuss that my alarm clock has a snooze alarm and get dressed.
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‘Do you need to wander in a state of mind to compose’  I think she/he was really asking if you take the Lady GaGa method of the weed when you write.
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Stop saying ‘Led Zep’.  Show some respect for the Legends.  Either Led Zeppelin all the way out or Zeppelin.
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You mentioned something about ‘In the past so some of my songs sounded too much like..” you might also want to mention YOUR not the only one who wrote something for the album or did Shannon didn’t contribute a song or two? #L490  Again, 30STM has 3 Members even if only one is being interviewed at the time.  Nice to give props to others.
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Photo #3

Is this an impression of the old Saturday Night Live sketch with Al Franken when he'd look in the mirror and go: "I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me” 
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Is that Tomo dressed in the white shirt in the reflection and is he trying to ruin the shot by

taking a leak?
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Jared thinking:  This is one badarse mirror.
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Jared thinking:  Oh man what happened to my mo-hawk?
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Jared thinking:  I wonder if I can keep these clothes.  I can add it to my ‘ready for church’

collection.
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Jared thinking:  Everyone is right.  I do clean up nice!
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Secret revealed:  When off the road Jared becomes a nice suit wearing, window peeping Tom.
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Jared thinking:  That reporter is STILL waiting outside my hotel.  I can’t let him see me like this....you know
"normal".
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♪♫ Mirror Mirror along the Street
Who knows I’m wearing flip flops on my feet? ♩♫♪
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Jared thinking:   That baby is the biggest stack I have ever seen…..to cover them with something sticky or sweet...oh I also wonder if they
offer waffles and French toast with those pancakes too. (Dirty Alert!)
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Jared thinking:   I wanted my hair up, but that hairstylist said she had product that would make me look better in
this shot.  I really find out what ‘Cover Your gris pour les homes’ means in English.  (Translation:  Cover Your Grey for Men).
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Is it me?  It looks like a kids face or WTF is that?

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Photo #4

Sh(*^%&%it, the same old problem.  I can’t tell if its my breath that’s bad or my hands.”
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Jared thinking:  Do you know where my hands been?  Jealous?
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Jared thinking:  I’m only partly shy.
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Jared thinking:  I would look so badarse if I wore an eye patch.  Arggg!  Captain Jared!☠
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Jared Confesses:  My new job when I take a break from touring….Hand Model.

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Did You Know: 
http://theweek.com/article/index/209999/six-things-your-fingers-say-about-you
1.  That you are a man, or a woman The most obvious thing the length of your finger tells you is your sex. Men's ring fingers are normally longer than their index fingers, while womens' ring and index fingers tend to be the same length.

2. That you make a lot of money, or not Researchers in Cambridge discovered that stock traders with long ring fingers made more money than colleagues with shorter ring fingers.

3. How good you are at sports Men and women whose ring fingers are longer than their index fingers are more likely to have an aptitude for sports.

4. That you are good at math Children with "masculinized" ring fingers — that is, longer than their index fingers — do better in math tests than in literacy tests, found scientists at the University of Bath. Alternately, children whose second and fourth fingers are the same length perform better in literacy tests.

5. You are prone to arthritis If your index finger is shorter than your ring finger, you may be
more likely to develop arthritis, found researchers at the University of Nottingham. Those with "masculinized" finger lengths were more likely to develop osteoarthritis in the knees, and in the hips.
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Photo #5

Is this the print ad for your new cologne?  Jared by Jared.
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Welcome to the new reality show:  “Whose Ear is it?!”
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Are you feeling pressure to do these photo shoots?  I mean its not like your backs against the
wall or anything, right?  Apparently it is.  Ha~ha.
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“OMG!  Your Jared Leto!  My granddaughter loves you!  Let me take a picture.  My eye sight isn’t
so good…Click.” PSA for why Grandma’s shouldn’t carry camera phones.
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Who brought the cat to the set and forgot to use the lint brush on your sweater?
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You know, leaning against the wall might be the safest way for fans/Echelon not to sneak up on
you.
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It’s keep your ear to the ground not to the wall.  Unless your in a bad hotel with thin walls and a glass
to press against them.

PHOTOSHOOT I did with @alinetappia, @jacquietappia + the good people of BLAST Magazine in France

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/29/photoshoot-i-did-with-alinetappia-jacquietappia-the-good-people-of-blast-magazine-in-france/

Pre-Photo Comments:  Your luck must have been with you to avoid the Bad & Ugly people at Blast and only dealt with the Good people.  (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly movie goof).

Photo #1
Jared thinking:  Damn there really is a view in this hotel.
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Jared thinking:  Shannon has my camera I just know it.  I just don’t know how to prove it yet.
(Get it?  Shannon is taking the photo).
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Jared thinking:  That hair dye bottle had a leak in it and now I can’t change my hair color.  Ruined my favorite
shirt too!
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Jared thinking:  I think Tomo was lying when he said he couldn’t find any Hawaiian shirts.
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Hey look!  Jared is checkout out the beach to see if there are any hot lifeguards on duty.
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Jared thinking:  Did I put enough product in my hair to survive this warm weather?
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Jared thinking:  Finally!  Being this far away from everything there is NO way any paparazzi will
find me.
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Jared thinking:  I wonder being so close to the other buildings I wonder if Shannon and Tomo
would freak if I started doing some parkour.  (Parkour is a way of conditioning the body and the mind by learning how to overcome obstacles with speed and efficiency. Originally developed in France!)
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Jared thinking:  Another Awesome Day.

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Jared thinking:  If I bring my hair up a little higher and ran around the beach yelling, “I’m a

Land Shark” if someone would laugh. (Saturday Night Live goof).

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Photo #2


Jared thinking:  Thank goodness for a minute there I thought I lost my hands.  I just realized they were on the other side of the staple.
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Jared thinking:  Sh*#%&it I still have the woman’s phone number in my hand.


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Photo #3

Questions/Answers
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Photo #4
“No they are not UGGS!” (UGG Boots)
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Jared thinking:  The bellhop service in this place sucks.  Where is the man whose going to haul
this downstairs?
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Jared thinking:  Yea I see Tomo and Shannon out there by the pool having fun.  I can’t believe
Shannon sent me to my room!
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Jared thinking:  See not only do I play the guitar I reuse the case as my personal podium.
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Jared thinking:  This elevator is taking forever!
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Jared thinking:  It looks like a beautiful warm day.  Maybe I should have wore my shorts instead.
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Jared thinking:  Maybe I shouldn’t have volunteered to bring down Tomo’s violin case.  I never k
new they came in this size!
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Jared thinking:  I know my guitar isn’t in here.  I stuffed the towels, bathrobe and soaps and l
otions inside.  I hope they don’t ask to check it.

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Photo #5

Jared thinking:  All right!  I got away with…..Oh Sh&^*(*it.
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Jared confesses:  Of course I drive the speed limit and just because I have my racing gloves on means nothing.
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Jared thinking:  I wonder if I can convince the guys to modify the doors on the tour bus like this.

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Jared thinking:  How am I going to get this to fit?
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“Jared your holding up traffic!”

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Photo #6


"Oh!  That’s my air conditioning for the car.”
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You never knew:  They were using a wind machine to blow the jacket back and yet not a hair out of
place.
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Editors Opinion:  This jacket made you look less cooler than the other one.  First one seemed more to be your style.  Or should be part of your style.
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Jared thinking:  I am so glad I’m wearing gloves because I’m sure this isn’t the car for the

photo shoot.  (finger prints)
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Jared is grateful for the belt that you can scribble on like a white board because he missing writing on his
wall at the Hive.
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Jared thinking:  All right the guitar is in.  Now I’m off to get the rest of the gear to load up

for the gig.  Though I rather have the bus even if its not as cool looking as this car, but
Shannon said it’s the car or walking.
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Jared thinking:  If I leave the doors opened I’m sure I can take clearer photos for my Blog.  
That windows always leaves reflections.
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Jared thinking:  Do I know that chick?  OH!  "Hey Tomo!"

DEDICATE MAGAZINE COVER I SHOT RECENTLY IN FRANCE

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/25/dedicate-magazine-cover-feature/


1.  Technically you were the subject of the shoot.  The actual photographer was Andre Wolff.

2.  Technically it's DEdiCate Magazine (not DEDICATE)  What you have the TOMO CAPS LOCK FEVER?


Photo #1

If the title is true then that totally explains why we don’t see your hands.
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$6.00 for the magazine!  I hope your getting a percentage off for that price.
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‘English texts inside’ is nothing new I mean I can get your English text on Twitter every day!
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The make-up lady should have done something about those puffy under eye area.
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Is that’s your serious look or the ‘dude, I can’t believe you just farted’ look?
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You know many don’t realize it’s actually issue #26 not your age, right?

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Photo #2

Okay!  So knitting isn’t your specialty.  Thank God you have music to fall back on.
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It looks like Shannon & Tomo stepped up their game and tricked you into the upgraded version of the Chinese finger cuffs.  (The trick is to relax your fingers and they will slip out of the sleeves)

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Peek a boo!
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Ha~ha.  You framed yourself!
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Hey you’ve tied this photo with the earlier one about Johnny Ramone.  Kudos!

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Photo #3

Will read/translate later.  LATER:

The many faces of Jared Leto?  Really?  I mean most are just known to have the 2-face.  Just how
many are we talking about here?  Is it a Sybil thing for your face?
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Editors Note:  Why not just ( “ or say ditto) from any American magazine Interview.  I translated enough to know it’s the same
recycled words of the past and love of artist lifestyle.  Where is the originality?  Are you in a creative runt?
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Photo #4

A pair of sunglasses work better when avoiding the sun.
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So you DO own a different pair of shoes than the Velcro pair.
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Let’s just assume you fell down in the middle of being chased by a tons of fans trying to lay a
hand on you on how come your pants look like that.
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"Mom!  I don’t think your homemade shirts are the best to go on tour with.  You can’t do the sleeves right."
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Either that’s some Fashion mistake or your using your jacket as Snuggie by wearing it backwards.
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Just how broke are you that you have to sell your rare poster collection on the streets?
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Hey Buddy!  I don’t see a 30 Seconds to Mars poster anywhere.”
“Perhaps sir you should uncover your eyes and look that way.”

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Photo #5

Look!  Modeling head shots 101 ~ The Profile.
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You need to get back to the beach and get your tan on Powder.  (Powder movie goof).
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Can't really figure it out.  Deep thought?  On the verge of tears?  Making plans for what your

having for dinner?  Because PASSION isn't showing in the image.
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Photo #6

I found you!  Worst hide-and-go-seek game EVER!
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Look who got caught by surveillance trying to swipe some flowers.  Ha~ha.
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Why it is always seem the best flowers can be found in flowers shops and near churches?
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Finally someone stopped to smell the roses!  Bravo!
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Are you back there taking a leak?
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Photo #7

Ha~ha.  Your locked out!
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I was going to goof on the size of your shoes that resemble Ronald McDonalds’ or any unknown
clown shoes, but I don’t want to hear the bragging about ‘you know what they say about a man with big feet’ comment.
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Don’t continue to be upset.  This is your first time and you didn’t know you had to bring your
own bolt cutters.
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Are you upset because you just missed the lock convention?
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This is the great opportunity to get your lock picking tools out and horn your skills.
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The love lock bridge was invented by someone at a Home Depot who just wanted more attention.
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Did you throw the key into the river Seine or keep it and open the padlock when you return?  Your
at the Pont des Arts, which connects the Left bank to the Louvre museum, right?
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Photo #8

Translate later.  LATER:  Editors Note:  Sorry that I even did that!  I mean the ‘what I represent does not mean anything, it 's my actions that count’  was a nice end quote, but you might want to interject in the International papers that there are 3 (currently) member in the band that makes 30 Seconds to Mars.  I mean I scanned through and saw NO mention of the names of Shannon or Tomo (though I haven’t read through it all really hard).  I mean is it the fear that they might not be on the same page as you are in interviews?

I mean we have the newly married Tomo (if you believe the rumors because no one really verified that!) who is barely shoved out on his own in front in interviews.

And we have Shannon who is already making plans to branch out from the band with finding new artists or playing solo without needing the keep an eye over baby brother.  Maybe he will take center stage and take the spotlight away from you?  Scared?
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Photo #9

I seem your sampling new instruments for the next album.
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“Dude, do you know anything besides French polkas?”
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I guess when you do sleep you CAN sleep through anything.
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“Sorry man, but my art wasn’t selling so I’m trying out accordion playing to pay the bills.”
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“Dude, this is the same accordion that Weird Al once used.  Found it on E-bay.”
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I wouldn’t nap there when the word above you is COPS.  As in drag you away for loitering.
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“Do you audition all the new possible band members like this?”
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How fricken clean is that ground?  Can you eat off it clean?

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Photo #10

Check it out!  Just like the cartoons!  When someone farts the explanation points comes out to make it extra funny!
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Is this proof the magician couldn't put you back together after the saw a man in half trick?
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Okay now.  Don't you fall to pieces now.  We like the whole you.  We don't take sides of which
half, but for the ladies it maybe more south than north.❤

ARTSHOW Gerhard Demetz in Taxi magazine

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/11/artshow-gerhard-demetz-in-taxi-magazine/

“Come on Billy untie me now before your mom gets home or I can’t baby-sit you anymore.”
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Wood or clay?
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“Mom! I told you my sweater shrunk in the wash.
Come help me I’m stuck!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Those cops were serious about don’t cross the
police tape.
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Arts & Crafts blows since the Art teacher refuse to help us make
our costumes for the school play.

Great art mag: TAXI

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/11/great-art-mag-taxi/

Belt is harsh. Hand is better for the child, but if he was holding a switch (tree branch) he will never do whatever he did to get in trouble again. Yea! Spanking!
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This
magazine belonged to a stupid stalker who never learned he/she was suppose to clip out words not mini images from magazines in notes.
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This must be a magazine directed towards
men because it has lots of pictures inside.
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“I asked for a size 4 belt. This is
one too big.”
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“Mom. I wanted a Triad 30 seconds to mars belt buckle from the
official store. This is one back!”
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No price listed so it must be either a free
to take or more than 4 bucks.
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Does it also give dating tips and fashion advice
inside too?
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“Dude, Jared they will give us a Free subscription if you post
this on your Twitter.” Shannon.
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I’ll wait for the Celeb Twitter Nudes Magazine
comes out.