Who is Ruby calling?
1. Her agent.
2. Domino's ordering a pizza. She’s starving!3. Checking her credit card balance.
4. Calling the police because there is paparazzi.
5. Calling Terry.
6. Calling her pimp. (say that out of jealously alone)
7. Calling her fashion designer to complain its cold.
8. Calling her cigarette supplier and let them know she soon will need another supply.
9. Calling to find out what time it is.
10. Calling to make a request on her favorite radio station.
11. Calling Catherine Bach to thank her for loaning her the Daisy Dukes for the evening. (Catherine Bach played Daisy Duke on the ‘The Dukes of Hazzard‘)
12. No one she just enjoys the dial tone.
13. A Friend, “No really this chick looks just like me, she’s dressed like me, she holding a cig….never mind…it’s just a window reflection.”
14. TMZ for them to get the scoop that’s she’s out on the town with someone famous.
15. The Do-Not-Call office. (Offers registration for consumers to stop telemarketers from calling.)
16. Dial-a-Prayer.
17. Recalling Domino's to see where her food is at.18. She’s calling to change her long distance phone service.
19. Ghostbusters!
20. The guy who always calls her this late just to breath heavy into the phone and talks dirty to her for $3.99 a minute.
21. Her psychic.
22. Her mom telling her she’s safely tucked into bed and not out partying.
23. Calling in to vote for her favorite American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, and X Factor contestant.
24. A cab. She's hungry, bored, and cold.
P.s. Blue/White/Red is the colors of French Flag.
Number 12 had me falling out of my chair!
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