Witticisms By FolkToe: Paris

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – PARIS: Angel

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-paris-angel/

There is no way on a wing and a prayer this page of captions would turn out funny.
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Wondering: I never have seen an Angel in real life (that I can confirm), but why wear anything on their feet? If their dead they can't die from disease and if they have wings why do they have to walk at all?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Spot Paintings

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-spot-paintings/

What you don't know: Jared pulled out a big magic marker and tried to connect all the dots without lifting the marker.
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I'm not trained in this art, but I have trained something to do something involving spots.

And he's found one!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: PARIS SPOTS

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/25/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-paris-spots/

It's a close up of the beads that seperate rooms in Jared's house. #hippie
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Candy Dots!
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Worst game of Twister Ever! Everything is hand and foot on BLUE.
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Did you know: The International Diabetes Federation holds all rights to the blue circle symbol for diabetes. So this artist is either promoting or ripping them off.
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What you don't know: It's actucally a cupcake cooking sheet.
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Hey Doc I see spots in front of my eyes.Are they Blue?Yes, how did you guess?I post at Jared's blog too!
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Wondering: Where are the red and green game pieces to this game of Connect 4?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: The Mona Lisa

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-the-mona-lisa/

This is proof of Jared's Vampire age as his reflection is catptured in the art piece (lower right).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: PARIS ART

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/22/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-paris-art/

A duplicate of the same thing encasing Shannon’s drum kit would be killer. #Idea

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Yum – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/04/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-yum-paris/

As a woman with Italian blood in my veins that looks like a meal I would enjoy a second helping of.
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I remember sharing this meal and it was great until that elderly woman asked "Where's the Beef?" and Jared answered across the room 'In my Pants'. #Awkward (Wendy's 1984 Where's The Beef Commercial goof)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Behind me – acoustic – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/03/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-behind-me-acoustic-paris/

Jared thinking: I hope someone shows up tonight.
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Jared thinking: I should have gone pee before this moment after all.
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Jared thinking: Who are all these people?
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Jared thinking: This looks like a kewl concert...I wonder whose playing...OH! That's right ~ US.
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Jared thinking: Wait the TRIAD is on that side of the stage....maybe I should have entered in that other door.
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Jared thinking: Those light techs must have forgotten to brighten my spotlight again.
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Jared thinking: 'Just Breathe'.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: White Night – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/02/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-white-night-paris/

There is many comments that read ‘what a awesome shot’ this is, but how is it I don’t get any good vibe coming from this shot?

Jared appears to just let out one of those old man huffs and hunch over like he’s got to do a routine he’s done many night before for a particular song.

Or in the right image it appears as if Jared would be given a sobriety test by cops after being hammered and he’s watching his footing to walk the straight line.

Perhaps if the lighting was a various multitude of many colors to reflect off the ‘white night’ outfit Jared was wearing then it might have been more badarse.

I don’t feel as if I’m some fan/Echelon member watching from the side of the stage at something spectacular going to happen.

Is it a Paris thing?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Get your fists in the air – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-get-your-fists-in-the-air-paris/

Jared: “Raise your hands if your SURE!” (deodorant joke).
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Jared: “If your planning to rush the stage raise your fists.”
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Jared: “If you believe there is NO such thing as Fight Club raise your fists.”
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Jared: “What your planning to use on your girlfriend/boyfriend later after the show place that part in the air.” #SuperDirty.
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Jared: “Mama said knock you out!” (L.L. Cool J goof).
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Jared: “I’m not a double fisted guy.” #confession
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Jared: (Get your fists in the air)…..and wave them like you just don’t care!”
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Didn’t ‘Queen’ have a bunch of people doing the fist in the air move in their ‘Radio Gaga’ video?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Sewer cap smiles – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-sewer-cap-smiles-paris/

I don’t think wearing an ace bandage after the major fight will having anything smile.
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It was rumored that France had snooty people, but to have their sewers wearing a monocle is just too much.
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What you don’t know: The ‘smile’ was short lived when he realized he wasn’t up skirting a chick, but Jared in a skirt.
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What you don’t know: The sewer cap actually has its mouth taped shut.
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What you don’t know: Someone took his nose and left the stump. #likelysomecrazyUncle
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Not much of a ‘Smile’ but more of a simple pouting lips.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Riverboat at night – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-riverboat-at-night-paris/

For the same reason why I no longer have ‘Pirate’ fantasies because on boats I do more heaving than ho~ing. Who knew you could get sea sick in a fantasy. #NoBoats

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Notre Dame – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-notre-dame-paris/

It is now official. There are so many photographs that involve France that I crossed it off my list. Thanks Jared :-(

Places I want to Visit

~~France~~

Japan

Canada

Italy

India

England

Scotland

Ireland

Mexico

Norway

Russia

Chile

Egypt

Spain

California to Texas to New York

Disneyland

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Bull – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/28/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-bull-paris/

Anyone beginning to see where the image of Jared’s sleep demon may have come from? #TwitterGoof
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Now! It’s a Cult.
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Is this really the best place to hang your hat and coat?
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Jared must be shopping for doorknockers again.
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At least he’s stop thinking himself as a wolf and now a fan of bulls.
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Confused: Are we still on the set of ‘Hurricane’? #Video
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Check-it-Out! Jared’s ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ mask. (Eyes Wide Shut movie goof).
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This would be badass if you transform it into a soda/beer fountain when you pull on the horns.
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Something for Shannon’s man cave?
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What you don’t know: Before Vampirism Jared toyed with the idea the Archaic period and being a Minotaur.
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Idea: Next Tour: Mask Nights!
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I thought someone said Shannon was a real 'Bear' in the morning without his coffee. Must have misheard.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: MARS on the streets on Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/28/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-mars-on-the-streets-on-paris/

One of these days Jared’s going to get caught with spray cans and won’t be able to explain his vandalism away as ‘Art’.
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Stencil? Really they couldn't work it freestyle? #NoCreativity
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Wondering: Why does most of the ‘Street Art’ found in France and not other countries in this collection?
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What you don’t know: The ‘Artist’ is coming back later to paint the guys portrait.
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FACT: 'Mars' on the Brick Wall of Paris not the Street.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Parisian popcorn- yum

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-parisian-popcorn-yum/

It’s not true Parisian popcorn because it wouldn’t be saying yum it would be ‘Oh La La Yum’.
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Look at mister fancy who uses a BOWL to eat his popcorn when the rest of us just eat right out of the bag from the microwave. Fancy!
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Because I have too much free time today: Is it me or does Jared’s remaining nail polish look like the country of China? (when sideways).

Jared's Thumb ~ CHINA

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Cool shoes my friend Kris Van Assche gave me – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-cool-shoes-my-friend-kris-van-assche-gave-me- paris/

This isn't the first time Jared has received gifts from this Friend.
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/13/all-classed-up-by-kris-van-ashe/
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Sure he's a Friend? White shoes to stay White can be hard and you can't wear them after Labor Day without being laughed at!
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I don't know about them yet, let me see how high you can JUMP in them first.
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Oh! So you can work with laces over velcro!
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Zippers on the back are for women's dresses and they operate for going down now zipping up.
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Zipping things up on a man should only be his zipper on his pants.
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Is this where the Echelon signs their autographs?
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Wait-A-Minute! I thought Shannon was the shoe/sneakers junkie! #Confused

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Confetti – Paris show

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/17/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-confetti-paris-show/

NEWS BLOTTER: Sadly, 30 Seconds to Mars found out later it wasn’t the scheduled confetti, but Asbestos from the ceiling.
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POLICE BLOTTER: Some men and women were arrested when it was learned of misuse of the confetti when they admitted to having ‘a party in their pants!’.
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SANITARY UNION: “We are NOT cleaning up this mess!”
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AL GORE: “I hope someone recycled all this paper. Save our Planet!”
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TREES: “What a waste of my wood.”
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MEDIC TENT: “It was horrible! We had paper cuts galore!”
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TOUR BUDGET MANAGER: “Sorry guys we can’t afford Confetti and Streamers. Choose only one.”
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BAKERS IN PARIS: Confetti should be only for our cakes!
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EMMA: “Guys, there has to be a better way to give out your phone numbers, e-mail addresses, and Twitter/Facebook information."

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Crazy Horse – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/17/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-crazy-horse-paris/

Please tell me they carded you to get inside. #YouthJoke
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Wow! Lady Gaga keeps up her dance steps, when not on tour, at the Crazy Horse?
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Someone missed the ‘no cameras’ sign when he entered.
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I see no ‘Crazy’ or ‘Horse’ in this photo or this the test that your ‘Crazy’ if you see a ‘Horse’ instead of a woman behind a screen.
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Excuse me, but that’s a “gentleman's club” and we know your not always a gentle~man. #thinkDirty (Don't quote me on that!)
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I will bet you a dollar that Jared (or Shannon/Tomo) don't know who was the star of the show that night.
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I will bet you another dollar that Jared (or Shannon) went home with the star of the show that night.
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Don’t get upset Jared didn’t go for the dancers, but he wanted to try the awesome dinners they serve he heard about.
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This is where you go when all the Art Gallery’s are closed.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Trees – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/11/15/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-trees-paris/

This is truly where most writers get inspired for their Fairy Tales.
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Wait This isn‘t New York! This is this place where there are no squirrels, trash or bums. (or are they off camera?)
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Look! There is more of Jared’s favorite art! Street Art!
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Is that a ‘You Are Here’ placard or just a regular historian sign?
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Why are they walking when they can hang out on the bench and enjoy/be inspired by the view?
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Notice the trees on the opposite side of the sidewalk? Know what we call them in America? Car stoppers! *crash*
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Looks like a great climb for the paparazzo’s to do before they can set up their camera for their shot.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Siri – Paris

If she’s going to make armpit sounds she might want to try it with her hand flipped around.
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Shouldn't she have a placard in front of her at this police station?
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Model tip: Wear matching bra when wearing sheer top.
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Is that Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years? (Danica McKellar)
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Look on the left of her hair design…..does that explain why she’s not happy? (E.T. in loose hair)
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New Game: Guess whose more tired. Siri or Jared?
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Mean Time: Anyone else see the emptiness from inside?
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Why she could be nothing, but a model: The baby girl name Siri comes from the Scandinavian word which means, "Beautiful & victorious."
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Not jumping through hoops on tracking down FULL NAMES anymore. At least not for Models. #jealouslyIsABitch