Deer in Disguise |
Exclusive Statement from Deer:
I’d like to state clearly that Jared Leto and I are NOT Friends. It was only one night and in the morning he swore he’d call me and maybe go out for some tea together sometime.
The next thing I learn is he’s gone a 2 year tour with his pals! And now that the tour is over he’s trying to get back in touch with me.
I saw the photos of him with ‘Uncle Terry’ having tea at our favorite place Mariage Freres in Paris instead of me and so I was hurt.
When I gave him directions to give him a second chance he arrives with Jamie and some camera guy!
I can’t let non-vegans know where me and MY Friends hangout!
So we bolted. It’s over Jared. Were no longer Friends. Tea or no Tea.
Next week: An Exclusive interview with the WOLF.
Strange. It’s either you know him well or you know him well enough to know details about J.
ReplyDeleteEither way I like your stuff. ;)
I never know what 2 expeect, but laugh every time. :)
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