Dear Diary, (so much personal than calling it a journal)
You’re the only one I can trust. Again I sit alone as Shan cancelled our sitting inside by the pool session.
That’s ok I will relax by myself in my sneakers only because I think Tomo might have swiped my UGG slippers after our last band sleepover. (Also my Snuggie disappeared).
So Diary as I look out on my wish to come across as my fantasy of Hawaii backyard there is only a small breeze.
As you know Hawaii was the theme because they renewed my old favorite 80’s show Hawaii 50. (Aired from September 20, 1968 to April 4, 1980).
I’m bored since I’ve finally read all my books in my books collection that I’ve been planning to read when I came off the tour. I thought I’d be stuck with these artsy fartsy magazines, until my new Encyclopedia Britannia’s I ordered arrived. (former photo goof).
Today I’m wearing my beloved shades because the sun is reflecting off that art piece. I still wonder why I bought it. Maybe I fell into the famous chick trap and bought it because it was shiny. Or the reflection. Oh! How I love seeing myself.
I’d would be wearing my Indiana Jones hat inside too, but I suspect Tomo might have “borrowed” that from me too. I have to keep him away from my closet. Maybe I’ll scare him by hiding in it and when he arrives just come out. (Get it?)
Earlier I was so excited with Shan coming over, but when he abandoned me I planned a pool party. I wanted to know what Hugh Hefner felt like with bimbos around getting drunk and wild, but Emma isn’t answering her phone to put it together for me. :(
I felt a little depressed and tried to take a nap of that cheap sofa that’s not a sofa, but the blanket didn’t cover my feet and Johnny the gardener arrived. He’s a kewl dude.
He asked if I was ok. I said ‘sure, why do you ask?’ and he said he was concerned when he didn’t see a random photo I usually make with the pool skimmer on the deck. You know like my other one.
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I told him I was planning to play some piano, but I didn’t want to injure my text thumbs.
Know what I noticed Diary? My light fixture made of Shan’s old drumsticks and Christmas bulbs (recycled) seem to be left on. Glad it’s solar powered.
Saying bye to Johnny. He works fast.
Plus that bag filled with granola and fruit from the market isn’t going to put itself away. Just to L-Z.
It’s wild. I swear Diary I feel like someone is taking photos as I type. Paranoid, huh? I mean with all this lack of security I have with this place who could sneak in, right?
Well, Diary I have come to my problem of the day. Do I strip down, take a dip in the pool, do some laps? Or promote the bands VyRT show on my Twitter? What will I do? Tell you later Diary.
XOXOX
J.
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