Witticisms By FolkToe: Japan

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: self-portrait in tokyo

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/09/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-self-portrait-in-tokyo/

RANT TIME AGAIN:

Sure I can always leave goofs like how Jared’s purse is sitting on the bed or how ask why does he have the newspaper opened when he can always search for news on his computer right in front of him, but sometimes its okay to RANT.

IT IS A MIRROR! Again with everyone (mostly everyone) commenting on how HOT/SEXY/LICKABLE Jared is you’d think it was time he remove himself from looking at himself in the mirror and just believe in all the comments.

Oh! And thanks for the Apple promotion, but as it appears to many unaware most computers have a webcam attachment in them. So why is Jared again wasting his time taking a camera shot of himself (or himself in a shot with someone <more or equally> as famous as himself) when he could just run video?

Ran it before with a YouTube clip that made him sound sincere and in a good mood. LINK. Jared Leto, Helsinki, Finland 2010

Also we know he is capable to post videos to his blog because of the promotion of the ‘Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’ trailer, the debacle of the Nirvana tribute video, the MTV unplugged Special (which I can’t still view for some reason), and the latest Haiti videos clips.

So if this photograph is reference also to the more reserved for comments on his hairdo then Jared has certainly lost perspective that it was never about the hair. Up, down, bald and mishmash of colors, long, short, rattail, mullet….it was never about the hair. Image comes with the hair. And didn’t Jared once ever say it’s never about how the band looks, but it’s about how 30 Seconds to Mars sound? #TooManyQuotesSoLittleTime2Look4It

The band wasn’t about doing the corporate thing (remember the lawsuit!), but creating music and performing and suffering though all the promoting for the fans called Echelon, remember?

The fact that Jared can’t save these ‘reflections’ collection type photograph for when he writes the ‘tell all’ on the road book then it tells me Jared has become a junkie to the fame. A junkie that is hooked on needing that photographic fix even if its by his own hand.

Wouldn't it have been a little better idea to turn a ‘self-portrait’ into a ‘group shot’ of all Shannon, Jared and Tomo just to remind fans/Echelon that even in the most exciting times on stage a photograph of a simple shot just sitting at a vanity/dresser mirror together can be just as thrilling?

As much as I personally appreciate the change from a door, a church or food items to photograph real Family and Friends the reality is that I can get a photograph of Jared through many magazines (solo like the Shannon and Tomo refuses to be seen with him or was never asked) and through his ‘Uncle Terry’ nearly once a month.

If this was to be a sincere photograph to let fans, Echelon and strangers see Jared as he sees himself then it missed the mark.

When he has to hold the camera with all the extras, such as, the computer, his hat, the ‘I’m smart I read the newspaper too’ paper, got my nail polish touched up (minus left index finger), the Triad’s is clearly seen (tattoo & merch necklace one) and try to make it artsy by a reflection in a mirror pose then it embraces a set-up feel to it.

If Jared set the camera timer and was just sitting on a bed (in any body expression he chooses) to get the photo then it might have been a greater impact that it was 100% genuine. #Idea

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – JAPAN: culture

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/06/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-japan-culture/

Wondering: Why is Shannon hiding out in a rabbit head? #Kink?
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Please let Tomo know that if having a beard won't work neither will wearing the bunny head distract away from his zits.
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What is this the remake of Donnie Darko? #movie
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Starting to understand the reason for the over population in Japan. #multiplyLikeRabbits
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I bet: Jared now regrets ordering the Carrot Cake for desert moments earlier.
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Worse bank robbery disguise EVER!
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Question: Why is the ‘rabbit’ wearing a trench coat? #Flasher
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Don’t know what that dog is selling, but so cute I’m buying! (Unless it's a meal poster).
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Yes, I always go to Japan wishing for a Hawaiian meal. #sarcasm
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Don't trust signs: Which meal is the bunny?
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How much is 980 yen worth in us dollars? Answer: About 12 bucks! Mmmmmm (680 on the table ~ 9 bucks)
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Waffles! Waffles!? I thought Jared was a PANCAKE man.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: tokyo sky

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/08/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-tokyo-sky/

No SMOG. Someone is doing something right in that location.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – JAPAN: Shannon

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/07/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-japan-shannon/

Wondering: Is this what coffee overload looks like?
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Wondering: Was their something ’special’ in his coffee this morning. #booze
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Wondering: Why is Shannon smiling while being stuck in a subway? (that don't have meatball subs!) Get it?
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Wondering: Why does it look like Jared just shared a dirty joke with Shannon?
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Wondering: What happened to their other ‘Friend’ (you know the one with the mullet).
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Thumbs up, Peace, Peace….which one of these finger gestures don’t belong?
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Wondering: Does this guy look like he's playing along because he doesn't want to get robbed?
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Wondering: Why is the guy in the background seem like he's fixing his hair to be in the photo?
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Wondering: Why is this guy a 'Friend' when clearly 30STM promotes that everyone is 'Family'. What did he do to get downgraded?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – JAPAN: street art

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/05/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-japan-street-art/

Message from Japan to France: 'Our Street Art is better than your Street Art'
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Street art LITERALLY!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – JAPAN: koolkidz in harajuku

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/04/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-japan-koolkidz-in-harajuku/

SKIPPED THIS ONE

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – JAPAN: manhole orgy

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/03/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-japan-sewercaps/

What can I goof about these photos that everyone already haven't mentioned? Oh! How about "perhaps Jared should investing time in women-hole orgies." (any country of his choice).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: Miyavi’s back

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/02/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-miyavis-back/

When you want to write that novel of your life...please use paper and not the back of a Friend next time.
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What Jared doesn’t know: It translates into ‘if your reading this baby were in the wrong position.’.
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Some use words and other use photos.
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What Jared doesn't know: He usually goes around shirtless so others can read his back.
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What I know: It’s a mother just to read people comments on shirts…how long am I suppose to follow this guy to read what’s on his back?
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Sponsorship advertisement for a music career really has gotten personal! #EatAtJoe’s
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Miyavi's back tattoo: The Heart Sutra, in its Japanese form (the Hannya Shingyo) is often chanted by Zen groups before and/or after a meditation sitting. Source: http://secretwish0.tripod.com/id3.html
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QUESTION: If he forgets a line and a mirror how is going to read it on his back?
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Wondering: Does this make Jared a pussy for using more symbols in his art than text in his tats? (No!).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – JAPAN: picture time

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/02/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-japan-picture-time/

CLICK! CLICK!
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Is Jared sure he's not in the naughty part of town?
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Hey Lex Luthor here's a way to confuse Superman!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – JAPAN: logos

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/01/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-japan-logos/

Thinking: This would have been a great game of ‘Name the item their selling to win a prize’ game. I was able to get 4 out of 5! It’s almost like they are in American too!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – JAPAN: anime

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/01/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-japan-anime/

Save yourself a lot of captions by just watching 'Adult Swim' at night.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: stuff

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-stuff/

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OK~Just cut & paste from an earlier Blog page LINK -----> NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Notre Dame - Paris so I can now cross this location off the list too.

It is now official. Thanks Jared :-(

Places I want to Visit

~~France~~

~~Japan~~

Canada

Italy

India

England

Scotland

Ireland

Mexico

Norway

Russia

Chile

Egypt

Spain

California to Texas to New York

Disneyland

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET – JAPAN: story of my life

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/30/notes-from-the-outernet-japan-story-of-my-life/

Your story should begin with ‘Once upon a time…’ like every fairytale does.
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I feel no sympathy for you whew we all know they are your own Friends. #Daniel #Chris (learned from a previous photo!).
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Reminder: No one forced you to use your talent into the life where photography will be a major part of it.
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At least they aren’t rolling film and chasing Jared down the street!
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‘Say Cheese!’
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I really thought the story of Jared's life would be more of a pop-up book.
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Lucky for Jared this ‘story of his life’ is also shared with Big Brother Shannon and Good Friend Tomo.
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Is this only volume one of twenty six in that story?
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Could be worse: They could have forgotten to remove the lens caps!
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Even worse: Someone removed their digital cards and so the photos won’t be coming out.
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Even worse still: You could be bogged down with such a big camera that it blocks your face when you take your photographs.
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Story of your life in pictures sounds cool and sounds original.
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Wondering: Will the 'story' be turned into a full blown movie directed/produced/star Jared?
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Question: How does Jared not know he's not actucally Blocking the shot of someone more famous they are taking photos of?
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Lucky: At least it will be a short story with only 2 photographers.
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Conclusion: Yes, story of Jared's life on being on both sides of the camera. Being photos taken of & taking photos of for the Outernet.
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Lucky: With this 'story of Jared's life' it doesn't cost us $14.95 to witness it! #PRWhore
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Confused: Why is Jared worried about paparazzo now? Did he forget to wear his make-up out? His slit up the side shirt? his poncho?!
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Karate Time: Use your fancy moves on these guys if they are in your way. Don't you know some nerve rendering moves from class?
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Confused: Why do all the "Pretty People" bitch that they are "Pretty"? (Pretty/Handsome).
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Tell like it is: The press wouldn't keep bothering Jared if he would stop tweeting and calling them to let them know where he will be.
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Selfish Alert: Anytime Jared wants to switch lifestyles give me a call. I'll won't complain about being well-known and well-liked and Loved by millions around the world.#TinyViolinPlaying

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: empty Japanese streets

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-empty-japanese-streets/

Not empty. There is some guy with a camera in the middle of it. #Jared
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What Jared doesn't know: The street symbols say: "If your reading this you soon will die by car accident."
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What Jared doesn't know: it's empty because it's part of the putt putt golf course.
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What Jared doesn't know: it's empty because everyone is down at the store! (previous photo goof).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – JAPAN: tokyo streets

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-japan-tokyo-streets/

Talk about maximization of small spaces.
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Which of those wires do you think you need to tap into to get the faster internet?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: kitazawa

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-kitazawa/

Is this the 'Red Light' district?
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If this is the only area for shopping I'm going to have to pass because I need a bigger shopping location!
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Where's the Farmers Market?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – JAPAN: empty

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/28/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-japan-empty/

What Jared doesn’t let you know: The intercom system just announced that Justin Bieber was outside the station.
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What Jared doesn't let you know: He just entered the Matrix.
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What Jared doesn't let you know: Shannon just announced he was out of coffee and people ran for their lives!
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What Jared doesn't let you know: One of the brothers (no names) just cut the cheese and people ran for fresh air.
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What Jared doesn't let you know: Some of the locals sent Jared & Shannon down in the famous tunnels maze and they are lost.
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What Jared doesn't let you know: Some of the locals sent the brothers to the tunnels by telling them its a shortcut.
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What Jared doesn't let you know: Jared asked if there was a music underground and thanks to translation problems he ended up in the tunnels.
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What Jared doesn't let you know: He's scouting out locations for new sounds for the new album. #Echo

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: bullet train

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/28/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-bullet-train/

Shannon’s awkward moment: When he yelled and pointed, ‘The Train! The Train!’ (goof off Fantasy Island The Plane The Plane).
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Shannon’s awkward moment #2: When he yelled, 'Choo! Choo!' as it rode by.
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Shannon’s awkward moment #3: When he asked Jared, 'Where do they store the gun for this bullet?'
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Shannon’s awkward moment #4: When he told Jared, 'I hope this things is fast because I have to get back to the hotel to pee.'
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Shannon’s awkward moment #5: When he asked Jared, 'Is this the CRAZY TRAIN' for this country?' #Ozzy
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What you don’t know: Shannon asked if he could drive it to see if its just as fast as his Ducati motorcycle.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: bros in the subway

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/28/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-bros-in-the-subway/

Is the guy in the Japanese mullet taking this shot in the subway? (previous photo goof).
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Wonder: Why does it appear Shannon is dressed like he’s ready to rob someone and Jared is dressed like a secret agent guy?
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Wondering: Why does it appear it’s Shannon whose not getting much sleep?
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Shannon: “This is so not what I thought a bullet train was all about.”
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Shannon: “I think I missed our train.”

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: peace

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/27/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-peace/

Is this a negotion for prices, how many chicks, and bargin for getting the 2 for 1 deal?
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Forget the rat tail Jared ~ go for the raccoon tail behind them!