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30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: ECHELON SEAL

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/11/05/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-echelon-seal/

Most in the country are worried about people who take their hands off the wheel to text or use their phone. No one has placed a study of dudes showing off their tattoos just to post on their blogs.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – LETS GET WEIRD!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-lets-get-weird/

Don't anyone tell Jared: It's 2012 ~ Weird have arrived a long time ago.
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LOL!: Jared doesn't know that's his stalker and so its not so weird to us.
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Confused: Do they do tattoos at HARDFEST?
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Worried: The only thing WEIRD in that shot is the pink growth on Jared's finger.
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You don't know the 1/2 of it: Weird is when Jared noticed the heart tattoo on the other arm with the name Jared in the middle of it.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: Miyavi’s back

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/02/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-miyavis-back/

When you want to write that novel of your life...please use paper and not the back of a Friend next time.
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What Jared doesn’t know: It translates into ‘if your reading this baby were in the wrong position.’.
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Some use words and other use photos.
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What Jared doesn't know: He usually goes around shirtless so others can read his back.
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What I know: It’s a mother just to read people comments on shirts…how long am I suppose to follow this guy to read what’s on his back?
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Sponsorship advertisement for a music career really has gotten personal! #EatAtJoe’s
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Miyavi's back tattoo: The Heart Sutra, in its Japanese form (the Hannya Shingyo) is often chanted by Zen groups before and/or after a meditation sitting. Source: http://secretwish0.tripod.com/id3.html
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QUESTION: If he forgets a line and a mirror how is going to read it on his back?
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Wondering: Does this make Jared a pussy for using more symbols in his art than text in his tats? (No!).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: glyphics

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/21/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-glyphics/

My favorite type of tattoo! Washable!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: two bags, hat, and a tatt

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/11/16/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-two-bags-hat-and-a-tatt/

♪♫ Rolling bags this way and that,

It seems it’s China ~ that’s where your at.

It’s time that we seem to waste and loose,

But it doesn’t feel that way if we walked a mile in your shoes.

Dr. Seuss would say ~ and I agree,

I need to work on my imagery!

But beauty is left for your around the world photos,

That is each and everyone that you dare to show.

From churches, doors, trees and a man with a hat

Whose arm bares a familiar and badass tat.

And wears bracelets that say, ‘We are One’,

And another that states simply Echelon.

As you travel over hill and over dale,

While sporting black nail polish upon your nails.

Not to worry as the tour is ending ~ almost home,

Until then we will keep you in Reply’s and Re-tweets as you post messages and photos from your Blackberry phone. ♪♫

PHOTO: Tattoo woman

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/11/13/photo-tattoo-woman/

Bold, daring, color corresponding with earrings, and with a smile on her face. What else is there to say about this women?

Except. Wow!

PHOTOS: Tattoos

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/27/photos-tattoos/

Quote: "People who point fingers and judge are hypocrites," she explains. "So you just have to blow a kiss and wink with your middle finger."
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How embarrassing her fake eye lash is stuck!
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No amount of scrubbing will wash that off….or will it?
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Do you know where those fingers have been? Euuu!
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So THIS is what Rock n’ Roll Looks Like? ("This Is What Rock n' Roll Looks Like" (featuring Lil Wayne) is a song of hers.)
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I guess whatever she ate it was ‘finger licking good’
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What is she teaching him some gang signs?
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Bam thinking: “Yea, she’s crazy, but it’s the crazy chicks that make things wild.”
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If you haven’t figured out where those fingers have been here is the answer:

Porcelain Black & Dave Navarro

PHOTO: Individualism – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/19/photo-individualism-nyc/

Don’t confuse Individualism with Homelessness
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She wouldn’t be so Individualism if she had Friends!
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Are you sure that’s Punky Brewster all grown up? (it’s not~just a funny)
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Place your bets that HER parents were Hippies.
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Someone took singer Madonna’s words of ‘Express Yourself’ to the extreme.
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“This model is displaying our new Fashion Fall line we will be adding the ‘30 Seconds to Mars’ wardrobe edition for women.”
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Shame she can’t show off the tattoo’s in the winter time. Or it’s a shame she has to wear nearly nothing in the winter time to show off her tattoos.
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How many of them were done by Kat at L.A. Ink.
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I think she maybe addicted. Is there Rehab for Individualism?
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I’m surprised that she’s not wearing a ring. #sarcasm
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Individualism? Or can’t decide on what to wear tattoo or hair color?
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OMG! I get it now! She’s the robber Jared was looking for! She took his hair coloring samples, his love ruining her body with tattoos, the bracelet wearing and even the SKIRT! Turn her in!

PHOTO: fingers + tatts- NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/18/photo-fingers-tatts-nyc/

Acts 19:20: In this way the word of the Lord spread widely and grew in power (that is when she flicks people off apparently). Maybe he should have been more specific.

PHOTO: death in june – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/18/photo-death-in-june-n yc/

I KNEW Sister Margaret at the Nunnery was hiding a secret!
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#1 Pirates of the Caribbean fan.
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First thought: OUCH!
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Why is she wearing necklaces when the art is the real reason people are looking at her chest.
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No one is checking out her boobs with ART like that!
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♪♫ Yo! Yo! Yo! On a woman’s Chest! ♪♫
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What you didn’t know: She was a fan of Guns n’ Roses before falling in love with Captain Jack Sparrow!
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What are the odds she began by getting a Tramp Stamp as her first taste of the tattoo collection?
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Are these the ‘TWINS’ mentioned in Jared's Tweet? (I've known a lot of twins in my life...I don't know why. 17 Oct)
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Who knew 'death in june' were the name of a band and not a threat?
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Check-it-Out! Cap'n Crunch's evil Cousin!
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“Hey dude. I got wasted last night….I hope I didn’t do anything I’ll regret.”
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She fooled you! They are iron-ons!
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If you think that’s badarse ➔ you should ask to see her piercings!

From terrysdiary.com: Jared’s awesome tattoos.

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/02/from-terrysdiary-com-jared%e2%80%99s-awesome-tattoos/

You what this reminds me of? Remember when Wonder Woman had deflected bullets with her silver cuff bracelets…..
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You do know your to ‘square’ to have so many triangles, right?
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They help out technically: Please be kind and rewind on the top and fast forward on the bottom though the boring parts.
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Looks like you were trying to take off your shirt and your arms got stuck in that position.

tattoos…

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/03/tattoos/

Your covered in tattoos? Compared to these women you have some catching up to do. (NO! No more).
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They do know their permanent, right?
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What is this NASCAR for the arms?
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Love the color added and the words on the other, but I don’t really have the much time to stare at their arms when I see them all on the street.

EVIDENCE OF THE TRIAD FOUND

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/10/evidence-of-the-triad-found/

Where’s the Poncho when you need it?
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You do know ‘April Fools Day’ is in APRIL right?
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I see you thought of nothing of the make-up artist that will one day may have to cover those for a movie, right?
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Znam da ne bi glupan, ali to je bio jedini put Ja mogu nositi štete ste ucinili. Off do sada povracati. (Ask Tomo to translate if you REALLY wanna know).

Translation: I know it would not be a fool, but it was the only way I can handle the damage you have done. Off to vomit now.