Witticisms By FolkToe: Art

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Jamie by @BartCubbins

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/11/12/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-jamie-by-bartcubbins/

When Art imates Life we learn Bart's insight as someone whose:

1. Shallow and don't want to go futher to add details only an outline.

2. Can't do a nose even though is nosey himself.

3. He has a crush on Jamie to draw him instead of a woman like Emma.

4. Creepy if Bart was using Jamie's hairbursh to add the 'hair' to the photo.

5. Bart is poor because instead of art supplies he's using a spiral notebook.

Anyone surprised?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: My Antony Micallef

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/09/25/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-my-antony-micallef/

WHAT!? First of all when one mentions ART and has the dough to buy and have snooty Friends over to share in a piece of ART one always say, 'This is Antony Micallef' not 'My Antony Micallef' because the artist is for all to enjoy not just the one who bought the art piece. More exact one calls the piece of ART by the artists label or rendering of its name not by the artist. That come under the second line.

"This is favorite piece in the house called _____________."
"OH! Yes, whose is the Artist?"

Also no one likes people who can't caption a photo of the name of the piece but only by its artist. It's like you to don't know what the heck it is. Do we squint to see the picture? Stare at it and wait for it to appear? Is it a face?

Though it was smart that Jared began collection this guys early works (he's a newbie) just to have some pieces to have in his portfolio for later.

Me at home — New photos from @Terry_World

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/09/18/me-at-home-new-photos-from-terry_world/

Photo #1

“Mr. President. This is how we gang sign in Malibu.”
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“So you were to busy to attend my fundraiser, but not Jay Z’s?”
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“You really should watch that diet Mr. President.”
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“You know my Friend Tomo has a face similar to yours.” (photo of Tomo in an Obama mask giving the finger.)
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“I’m not really a BEER guy, but I will share a glass of white wine with you anytime.”
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“This is the secret Echelon hand sign.”
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“I still believe in Santa and you Mr. President.”
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“Let’s talk about you joining us on the Beard brigade.”
　

Photo #2

“Damn it Shan I‘m really think I was allergic to something in that take-out.”
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“You think this is big…you should see something else!”
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“Something’s different….dang its on the tip of my tongue….no don’t tell me…I’ll remember.”
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Question: Is this the window that Google Earth took a photo of that Echelon pass around being able to peek in to see the K?
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Sad: Jared picked up the MTV awards after they discontinued playing music videos.
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WOW! Jared had his tongue piece with the MTV logo.
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What I guess: Shannon gets the left side the side of the table and Healthy Jared’s stuff is kept to the right. (Doritos!)
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OH! Now we now why Jared has reached close to a million followers.

Photo #3

Request: Don’t use that hand gesture with that gag tongue please. Or just insert a set of apples because that’s what it appears to be happening. #ItsKillingMyFantasy

Photo #4

Dude, that is no HAPPY MEAL without the fries, drink with it. I mean there is a plus that the TOY is with the burger in the shot. Ha~ha.
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That’s a green screen that transports Vegan’s (still?) nightmares for all to see.
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That’s a movie poster behind Jared ‘When Burgers Attack’ with the tag line ~ We Will Meat Again.
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From Memory: Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
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OMG! Someone tell Jared not to turn around!

Photo #5

Could be worse: We could find Jared sleeping on a park bench outdoors.
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OMG! Is that a photo of the thumbs up ‘Like’ button from Facebook Jared is blocking? Ha~ha.
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Nice: Jared is supporting against Cancer with his pinkish shoes….please wear your purple~ish ones for this months Alzheimer’s support.
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OMG! #2: Is it really possible that Jared CAN SIT STILL for a moment without working?

New photos from our friend @Terry_World!!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/09/11/new-photos-from-our-friend-terry_world/

Photo #1

Welcome. I am Jar~ed. I will be the wise sage today.

Photo #2

You may notice that I resemble the most wise person in my family. Yes, the bun gives it away. I’m talking about my grandmother.

Photo #3

Today we will make the Wonder Woman pose and do some TRUST FALLS.

Photo #4

You failed to catch me. Don’t you know what TRUST FALLS ARE???? *Breathe*

Photo #5

Terry is here to show you about Trust Falls. You get behind a man, like this, and then he gives you a thumbs up when he's ready and you give a thumbs up when your ready for him to fall back into your arms and he gives another thumbs up confirming that he knows your ready.

Photo #6

And when you do it right I send you along your way with some AWESOME artwork, like these, to put on your wall next to your certificate that you’ve achieved enlightenment.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Minimalism

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/05/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-minimalism/

This Art piece equals (=) SUCKER WHO BUYS IT. If it was this easy to sell things and call it Art for big bucks I have a plus (+) or cross sign I can sell ya.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: My Jonathan Yeo painting

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/03/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-my-jonathan-yeo-painting/

Wooo: What sex education class did this guy attend in school?
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Next time Jared might want to ask the guy to write the directions down on paper not his girlfriend’s chest.
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Hello Dr. Nick! (The Simpson’s goof)
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Inspiration?: This was the original blue prints for the Austin Powers movie where the FemBots were created.
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Too many Arrows!
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Worst tattoo ever!
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Sad: Welcome to Hollywood! No flat chested women need apply. Go big or stay home.
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LOL! This piece is in the hallway so Jared can ‘feel’ how close he is to the bathroom without turning on a light.
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What Jared doesn’t know: It’s an interactive Art piece.
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FYI: At the corner’s office the ‘Y’ incision is larger during autopsy.
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LOL #2: Could be worse…. Jared could have been posting a photo of man boobs.
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I get it!: It’s the remake to Requiem for a Dream where she looses her arm and the characters reunite so Jared‘s character can teach her how to work things one handed…..even in the bedroom. #IDEA!
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Wondering: Is that some type of bandanna or beard where her/his chin should be?
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LOL! #2: Looks like someone ran out of ‘flesh 284’ paint color.
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Busted!: FAKE! Standing up or laying down there is no way real boobs are that perky.
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LOL! #3: Now Jared can finally cancel his subscription to National Geographic.
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Has Jared figured it out yet?: This might be the reason why Shannon and Tomo always comes over to visit and never want to leave.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Hanging breasts

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hanging-breasts/

Sad: That is the closest Jamie will be getting to actually touch a set of breasts.
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Wondering: How is anyone going to get their junk up that high? #ThinkDirty
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Confused: Why was this piece from the top of the piano moved to this spot?
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Wondering #2: Which of these two guys will be removing this from the wall later that night and replace it in the morning? #EasyAccess #ThinkDirty
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Confused #2: It takes two guys to hang one photo?
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#Idea: Jared should freak people out by hanging it in the kitchen and make it a coconut, soy milk dispenser.
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LOL: Jamie still had to get on his tippie toes to motorboat this art piece. (face in between two ample breasts).
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Wondering #3: Isn't this a more of a bedroom piece?
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Confused #3: Those breasts seem more perky than hanging....Oh! I get it!
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WTF: This place is so clean that I can't believe it's being 'lived in'.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Spinning Wheels – LA Art

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/29/7342/

And were back to Art that inspire artists like Katy Perry.
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FYI: The only spinning wheels I get involved are the ones on my bicycle.
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Sadly: Not a fan of the spinning wheels because it reminds me that I still have dial-up service.
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Confused: For 'Spinning Wheels' should Jared have used video instead?
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Here is one of my homemade spinning wheels.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Piet Mondrian

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/27/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-piet-mondrian/

Wondering what his artwork inspirations in the future? HINT

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Jackson Pollock

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-jackson-pollock/

Overrated and Worth having only for Bragging.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: White people at Stanford

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-white-people-at-stanford/

What Jared doesn't know: These are the crew from 'The Blue Man Group' heading back to school in disguise to avoid the paparazzi.
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Overheard: "Dude, that chick is up for a foursome!"
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What you don't know: They are removed before September because no one should be wearing white after Labor Day!
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Overheard from man on bench: "Come on baby...no one is looking...touch me."
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Dang: Even the dead don't want to leave college because then they have to get a real job.
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What we all know: Even in statue form these people can't dance either. (Thanks Vanilla Ice!)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: My @Terry_World Cross Photo

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/14/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-my-terry-cross-photo/

Proof you don't know Leto: Sure during the day he claims it just a photograph of a cross, but at night when you flip the switch the truth is revealed.

It becomes Painball/Target Practice of a fellow musician
#Don'tBeJealous!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Art in NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/08/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-art-in-nyc/

If that first piece was more of a stain glass piece I'd have it my home somewhere.

As for the other set of Art all I can image the voice in her head is:

"Now which piece Jared said is best to sit and trip too?" (LSD joke).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Graffiti van

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/07/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-graffiti-van/

Oh! No! He's part in a No Graffiti Zone.
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Wondering: If the owner of the van is in the back. You can never tell in a photograph if its rocking or not. Maybe if it was a gif then I would know.
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Some say Graffiti and some say Art.
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Thank Goodness: This is not a van owned by some perv who will offer kids candy because he's too cheap to get a paint job.
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LOL: I don't know the details, but this guys EX certainly was pissed at him for something he did. It would be clearer if she just wrote CHEATER or DICK on it.
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LOL#2: I guess its just overkill if Jared would just go up to it and scribble 'Wash Me" on the window, huh?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Art door

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/06/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-art-door/

BEST HIDDEN PANIC ROOM EVER!
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What you don't know: It's the secret enterance to the 'Secret Art Club'.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Nude, Invader, @Terry_World, a NYC subway bench, and a skeleton!!!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-nude-invader-terry_world-a-nyc-subway-bench-and-a-skeleton/

If you didn't know: From the last viewing of this place the only thing that changed in this room is the hat on the skeleton. The skeleton that moved to the other side of the room and the crap is off the floor when Jared added the bench. And some guy who likes the reflection of himself as he takes this photograph.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Two Angels and a Mother

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-two-angels-and-a-mother/

This ladies and gents is what I call the dangerous times in one life art. This is when you finally hit a certain age or coming out of or into a crisis the Angels, Mary, and Jesus materials come out more and more in your daily life.

I have reached many levels of the crises, and being only 8 months behind Jared in age, no doubt he has seen a few in his life too. So maybe that is why he continues to take and share with us these breathtaking works of art.

When I see Holy images I get a quick shock of reality that one man beyond the tourture and punishment at the end of his young life (faced with the ultimate bullying situation recorded in history) went through such a horrific event for me out of the name of Love makes me a moment to reflect.

Even if I do my best at following the Beliefs and Commandments I feel it isn't anything compared to what Jesus has done and God had set into motion for me. No matter the biggest ego or how important you feel you are to so many ~ there will always be one that will bring you to your knees in prayer.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – PARIS: Angel

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-paris-angel/

There is no way on a wing and a prayer this page of captions would turn out funny.
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Wondering: I never have seen an Angel in real life (that I can confirm), but why wear anything on their feet? If their dead they can't die from disease and if they have wings why do they have to walk at all?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me + Jeff Koons

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/04/03/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-and-jeff-koons/

I used to paint these as a kid! Sun Catchers! Just paint inside the frames and hang in the window!
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Overheard at the show: “You have my spots in my glassware…..you have your glassware reflecting my spots!” #Can’t We All Get Along?
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OH! Anyone else see that? Jared’s taking the photo with one hand. How gangster! (tilt the gun sideways w/one hand goof).
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Fact: Jared has taken a photo of a mirror with a image of himself in the mirror to post the image (camouflaged as an “Art Piece”) on his blog to see himself.
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SOB! How many times have we learned about taking shots without reflections in them?

NOTES FROM THE INTERNET PHOTO: Looking at Dan Colen

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/04/02/notes-from-the-internet-photo-looking-at-dan-colen/

What you don't know: Jared isn't engrossed into the artist technique or style, but is having a July 2011 flashback. LINK ➔ CRACKER
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What? That’s Jared Leto? For a moment there with his hair pulled back into a ponytail it was Orlando Bloom!
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Sad: Jared has been staring at this piece for over and hour and still can't see the picture in the picture. And hasn't seen Waldo in the left corner either.
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Neck issue: You decide!

1. He burned himself on his curling iron.

2. It’s a new tattoo.

3. He forgot to shave that spot.

4. It’s just a shadow mark.