Witticisms By FolkToe: bike

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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PHOTO: my new NYC bike

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/24/photo-my-new-nyc-bike/

What was wrong with the old bike?
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Did you recycle the old one? Why not raffle off the old one for charity? #idea
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Where is the front basket?
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Where is the bell or horn attachment?
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Where is the license plate with Jared's name of it?
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Where are the little pom pom streamers that come from the handle bars? (They have leather ones for boys.)
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No water holder?
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No Flames on the side?
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No Triad shaped reflectors?
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You didn’t get your bike light up to ride at night, did you? Don’t you know Jared ‘The Freaks Come Out At Night’? #nevermind
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Does this mean Tomo and Shannon will have to walk to jog to keep up?
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Now Christopher won’t be needing to ride alone. (earlier photo goof ~ PHOTO: Christopher pulling up to Gitane – NYC)
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Rumor: Jared only got the bike is this color to match “White Night” Theme night and ride it during Shannon’s solo.
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Fact: You can burn lots of calories with Bicycling ➔(and we all took notice of Jared’s pinky gaining some weight these last two months). #sarcasm.
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If Jared exchanges this one in for a bicycle built for two we can watch as he and his latest girlfriend ride by (we all need a good cry once in a while).
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Get a bicycle built for three and just see how everyone can work together on those sharp turns.
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Rumor #2: Jared is training hard and trying to replace Lance Armstrong in his down time to the win the Tour de France in 2012.
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Nice clean white paint is a graffiti artists dream bike too. #sprayCanReady
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Why bother with brakes? Cars in NYC stop for bicyclists don’t they? #sarcasm
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Is this just a stolen Ghost bike? (Ghost Bikes are small and somber memorials for bicyclists who are killed or hit on the street. A bicycle is painted all white and locked to a street sign near the crash site, accompanied by a small plaque.)

PHOTO: Christopher pulling up to Gitane – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/13/photo-christopher-pulling-up-to-gitane-nyc/

I’d like to know if he gives his bike over to the valet to park.
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New York Magazine Restaurant Guide says this place is ‘A hangout for models, artists, and other people with lots of free time to steal glances at each other ….' WHO HAS FREE TIME THESE DAYS?
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Is this Chris Pontius from Jackass who had a woodpecker peck at a wooden pecker from the movie? At least I took a guess because I have no idea who he really is. LAST NAMES!!
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It must be Autumn because its cool enough for a hat, but hot enough for no jacket.
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Looks like someone lost some cash in the stock market.
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I don’t have a clear view, but I think Jared loaned him one of his slit down the sides shirts to ride around in.
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I was there when he approached Jared. He was singing a Queen tune.
♪♫ Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like ♪♫
(Bicycle Race by Queen)
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Then when he peddled away he was singing:
♪♫ I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.♪♫
(Bike bt Pink Floyd )
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What is this ‘Ride your Bike Day’ in NY?
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He’s married, but has the fear of getting a real bike? (motorcycle).
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He’s happy because he’s just finished his newspaper route.
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He’s laughing because no one knows he also crotchet the hat himself.
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I can’t be sure, but I don’t see any playing cards attached to his spokes. Anyone know?
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Wow! Is this really Lance Armstrong?
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He’s happy because he just traded in his tricycle for this bike.
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You know if this was Los Angeles he would have a small dog in that basket.
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It's cool now, but when winter rolls around...well, you posted his bike from last winter, right?
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/15/snowbike-nyc/ (cut & paste link)

nice bike

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/17/nice-bike/

Know what would be nicer? Bolt cutters.
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Know what would be nicer? A banana seat attached instead.
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Know what would be nicer? A sale on thumb tacks or nails nearby.
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Know what would be nicer? If someone was actually using it!
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Know what would be nicer? Flames painted on it.
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Know what would be nicer? Some baseball cards clipped to the spokes.
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Know what would be nicer? A little basket to carry their doggie/kitty inside.
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Know what would be nicer? A little motorized bell that when pressed says, “Mars Alert!”
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Know what would be nicer? A specialized license plate or bumper sticker attacked somewhere on the bike.
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Know what would be nicer? ‘30 Seconds to Mars’ carved into the main bar near the seat.
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Know what would be nicer? If you had a small area of this photograph with the owner of the bike running out getting ready to find out why your taking photos of his bike.
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Know what would be nicer? A pair of fuzzy dice hanging from the handlebars.
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Know what would be nicer? A TRIAD sewed into the seat. Then the impression would be on their arse as they go along their day.
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Know what would be nicer? A CAR!

Snowbike NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/15/snowbike-nyc/

Photo 1:

I wonder the seat is heated because the owner was more concerned about the seat getting snowed on then the rest of the bike get early rusted out.
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It’s Frosty the Snowman’s bicycle.
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How do I create a tow truck service for bicycles?
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Actually, the bicycle is all white….the red is blood from an earlier incident.
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Sure your in NYC because I don’t see any graffiti on the bicycle and because the bike is still there.

Photo 2:

I lost my retainer in one of these bags…will you help me find it? (reference from Parenthoodmovie)
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Not one thing in those bags can be recycled?
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Could be worse….they could have piled all the trash over a cardboard box with someone living inside.
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Looks like someone’s moving out and saved on using boxes and totes.
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Are you saying NYC is a trashy city?
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What are you waiting for? It’s like a pile of leaves in Autumn….run and jump on the pile! Think of it as another risky stage dive.
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Where’s your sense of fun? Put them together and make an igloo. Make it creative trash. Street art.
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I’m looking for a receipt for the business lunch I had last week for my taxes. Thank my lucky stars no one picked up the trash.