Witticisms By FolkToe: New York

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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Me getting into character at @Terry_World’s studio

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/12/05/me-getting-into-character-at-terry_worlds-studio/

See former blog post.

Me + @Terry_World at his studio

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/12/05/me-terry_world-at-his-studio/

I'm not going to post anything else, but one thing that may make sense to the devoted.

Me + @Terry_World

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/11/18/me-terry_world/

I have nothing for this photo. Sorry.

Me at @Terry_World’s studio

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/11/18/me-at-terry_worlds-studio/

Photo #1

What you don't know: This was from Jared's audition tape to be in Rocky.
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This is what happens when Vegan goes wrong.
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Sadly: Jared learned too late that the lemon diet to loose weight didn't involve sucking lemons straight.
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What most women don't know: This is what Jared's kisses look like up close.
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What you don't know: Jared uses this face to avoid trips to the dentist.

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Photo #2

I don't know about you, but I'm laying odds on the left hand winning the tug of war.
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What you don't know: The hat is made of Jared's leftover beard hair.
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How cold does "Uncle Terry" keep that studio that Jared has to bundle up?

Me enjoying a salad – New photos by @Terry_World!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/11/18/me-enjoying-a-salad-new-photos-by-terry_world/

"I eat!"
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"I love me some salad!"
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"I can't make salad!"
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Yes, I do know what it looks like when I'm eating the mini tomatoes and squash. #ThinkDirty
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"Salad makes me want to pull my hair out ~ that's why I wear hats."

Me + @ DavidKarp – photo by @Terry_World

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/16/me-davidkarp-photo-by-terry_world/

Match Made In Heaven Report. David Karp is the founder and CEO of the short-form blogging platform, Tumblr. And Jared Leto likes to see himself on Tumbler.

Me, Justyna, Wes Lang + Scott Cambell at dinner – photo by @ Terry_World

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/15/me-justyna-wes-lang-scott-cambell-at-dinner-photo-by-terry_world/

LOL!: Jared can't identify himself in his own photo. (out of order~ its Justyna then him).
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For those not in the know. The chick is Justyna Sroka.
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For those not in the know. The dude next to Jared is Wes Lang. An Artist.
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For those not in the know. The other guy is Scott CAMPBELL. (Jared mispelled the name). (They must be close Friends ~ Ha~ha.)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Art in NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/08/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-art-in-nyc/

If that first piece was more of a stain glass piece I'd have it my home somewhere.

As for the other set of Art all I can image the voice in her head is:

"Now which piece Jared said is best to sit and trip too?" (LSD joke).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Graffiti van

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/07/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-graffiti-van/

Oh! No! He's part in a No Graffiti Zone.
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Wondering: If the owner of the van is in the back. You can never tell in a photograph if its rocking or not. Maybe if it was a gif then I would know.
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Some say Graffiti and some say Art.
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Thank Goodness: This is not a van owned by some perv who will offer kids candy because he's too cheap to get a paint job.
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LOL: I don't know the details, but this guys EX certainly was pissed at him for something he did. It would be clearer if she just wrote CHEATER or DICK on it.
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LOL#2: I guess its just overkill if Jared would just go up to it and scribble 'Wash Me" on the window, huh?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Art door

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/06/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-art-door/

BEST HIDDEN PANIC ROOM EVER!
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What you don't know: It's the secret enterance to the 'Secret Art Club'.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Style never goes out of fashion

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/05/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-style-never-goes-out-of-fashion/

The way I dress I have no permission to comment on how others dress unless their a Celebrity.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: I’m with Cubbins

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/04/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-im-with-cubbins-3/

Wondering: Was Bart waiting his turn to lay on the porch steps after Jared? (former photo goof)
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Happy: It's nice to know that no matter wherever Jared goes he's never alone.
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Sad: Doesn't New York have enough trouble without having Bart running the streets there?
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Wondering: Will Bart ever find enough money in his couch cushions to update his photos?
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Big Whoop: I was with Cubbins the night before.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: boobie grab – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/11/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-boobie-grab-nyc/

I guess someone already trademarked Titty Toucher right?
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Anyone else believe Bart swiped some moments with Jared's phone to post today's photographs?
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Welcome to Voyeurism 101.
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Vivid called they want to know if you have the complete video this snapshot was clipped from. They are willing to pay big bucks!
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Is this the missing Art School film we've heard so little about? (He wrote and starred in his own short film, Crying Joy.)
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I guess this is your answer to 'What are you looking at right this second?' and the potential follow-up question of What are you looking at this hour, 3 hours from now, next two days...? (October 10, 2011 Twitter Goof).
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My money is she's trying to hear if she can make that clapping noise with them. (Us big boobed gals knows what I'm talking about!).
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Do you mind? It's a doctor checking for lumps. Cancer check-up! How rude!
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Blonde the Sex therapist: "Ok. Were just going to see how long it takes to get the areolas to react.....just concentrate on the visual aid I brought along. His name is Jared Leto."
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What’s the big deal? The blonde is just trying to match up the letters to see what the woman’s shirt says.
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When you did you pick up the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ urge, but with the girls still wearing the shirts. Is this for the prude crowd of pervs?
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“How’s this go…..MILK MILK….Lemonade around the corner Fudge is made?”…..SH^*%*&IT does that mean this is a 3 part series of photographs?
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Brunette thinking: Is this really how Cindy Crawford started out too?
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Boobie? What are you like 12? Who says Boobie but a boy whose never got to touch a set?
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I.E. You’re the only Boob for taking & sharing this shot.
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Model Check: "Sorry honey you feel a pound and a ½ still overweight."

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Tee-shirts – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/25/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-tee-shirts-nyc/

Don’t have it-Don’t have it-Have it-Have it-Need it….
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Christmas just came early!
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Just remember one day maybe 30 Seconds to Mars Merchandise will be added to the wall. #fingers crossed
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Nothing says ‘I’m a fan’ like a Tee on a fat dude.
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Remember: Tee shirts are for those who have a fear of commitment to get their favorite band in tattoo form. (I have no tats that why I have the shirts).
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Who knew that they created the Nirvana shirt it was a prophecy of things to come. #RIP Kurt
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Proves that with the right vision for Art is just as important as the right vision for Music.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me + Nyc Emergency Driver / Echelon

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-nyc-emergency-driver-echelon/

Dude, you’ve ruined the game of: Where is Jared?
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☄Re-Ro!-Re-Ro!☄
Jared: “Don’t you have to respond to that siren?”
Driver: “Someone will get it. I’m with Jared Leto!”
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Did you ask if “Urgent" by Foreigner was his favorite song as a kid?
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NY driver wearing a Dallas shirt. #justObserving
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What begins a fight with his wife without proof: “Honey guess who I met at work today….”
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Did you keep his contact info in case you need to get to a concert on time?
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Did you get to play with his siren? ☄Re-Ro!-Re-Ro!☄
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Did you ask if he ever delivered someone to ‘General Hospital?’ (Soap Opera goof).
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Are you trying to show a hug move with your other hand or trying out the Vulcan nerve pinch? (Vulcan nerve pinch is a technique used mainly by Vulcans to render unconsciousness by pinching a pressure point at the at the base of the victim’s neck)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET: Terry, Olivier, Carine, Courtney + Me in NYC PHOTOS:

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/12/notes-from-the-outernet-terry-olivier-carine-courtney-me-in-nyc-photos/

Photo #1

Oh! Regular Vogue isn’t good enough for you to party with. You have to party with people who work at French Vogue. Fancy! #CarineRoitfeld
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The Thumb Man is Back! (Terry).
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Courtney whispers to Jared: “I so know about that ‘Tribute’ you do for Kurt. We need to talk.”
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Jared thinking: Courtney knows about the video and she wants to ‘talk’. I am so F~~~~ed.
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Terry thinking: I am so glad I got these two to meet. I wanna see a throw down!

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Photo #2

Jared whispers: “I love a woman who dresses in leather.”
Courtney whispers: “I love a man who likes buckles.”
Jared whispers: “Hands off until you get a 30 Seconds to Mars Tat.”
Courtney whispers: “How do you know I don’t already have one?
Jared whispers: “I want too, but out of respect for Kurt I must decline.”
Courtney whispers: “I didn’t really want to. I just wanted until the shot is over to let you know your having a wardrobe malfunction." (boob shot!).

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Photo #3

Jared: “OMG! I know this guy!” #OlivierZahm
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Jared: “This is the guy who gave me the tip about where to find the fountain of youth. He‘s 48!”
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Jared: “We were at this art gallery show where I wore this killer brown hat and he wore some stripped suit jacket and same type shades. It was awesome!”
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Jared: “He runs a magazine with lots of sexy shots in it. Better than the sears bra catalog I usually use….I mean read.”

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Photo #4

Jared: “Ok. Needless to say Courtney didn’t like the Tribute I did of Kurt. But were cool now.”
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Terry: “She gave one great punch!”
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Olivier: “You got the shot? Can I drop him now?”

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET: ME+BAM nyc!!!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/12/notes-from-the-outernet-mebam-nyc

Pop Quiz: Stories show married people have less aggressive issues. Can you identify the married man in this photo?
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Can’t be sure, but are you again in an elevator?
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Bam thinking: Hope he doesn’t recognize his scarf.
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One glove? Are you missing the Michael Jackson style? Are you bringing it back?
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No one knew how the conjoined twins were going to fair that day they were separated, but
professionals agree that it has taken a toll on one of them.
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Bam: I like Rainbows and Unicorns.
Jared: I like to rip up perfectly good shirts. Yea!
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One of these guys were part of the crew of Jackass. The other…is acting like one.

NY heart me – street art- Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/21/ny-heart-me-street-art-paris/

Look the cops told you this once before. Stop the graffiti!
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No You Hurt Me or No You Heart (love) Me is what it translates out too in Twitter speak.
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LINGO speak would be faster to do: NY hart me
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If it was worthy to be called gallery art they would have put a chalk frame around it.
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You can find the artist by the way he/she holds her stencil and paint cans/box of chalk.
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Sadly, as Tomo stood in the middle of the road reading this artistic message…..a car ran into him. ☠ (❤)
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To bad Me don’t Heart N.Y. ← It was a bad break-up.
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Sadly, no one goes the extra mile by placing the arrow through the heart anymore.↷❤
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You know that’s from an realism artist. That’s real blood!
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I don’t leave my heart in NY, but I did leave my wallet, scarf, and a pair of socks once.
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All that’s sad. He ran out of supplies before she can sign it. MELISANDE. (French origin name, which is a Form of Melissa).
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He was going to write MERCH, but a car was coming. ☠

Snowbike NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/15/snowbike-nyc/

Photo 1:

I wonder the seat is heated because the owner was more concerned about the seat getting snowed on then the rest of the bike get early rusted out.
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It’s Frosty the Snowman’s bicycle.
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How do I create a tow truck service for bicycles?
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Actually, the bicycle is all white….the red is blood from an earlier incident.
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Sure your in NYC because I don’t see any graffiti on the bicycle and because the bike is still there.

Photo 2:

I lost my retainer in one of these bags…will you help me find it? (reference from Parenthoodmovie)
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Not one thing in those bags can be recycled?
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Could be worse….they could have piled all the trash over a cardboard box with someone living inside.
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Looks like someone’s moving out and saved on using boxes and totes.
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Are you saying NYC is a trashy city?
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What are you waiting for? It’s like a pile of leaves in Autumn….run and jump on the pile! Think of it as another risky stage dive.
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Where’s your sense of fun? Put them together and make an igloo. Make it creative trash. Street art.
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I’m looking for a receipt for the business lunch I had last week for my taxes. Thank my lucky stars no one picked up the trash.