Witticisms By FolkToe: dog

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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Holy guacamole! A dog that does handstands! Here’s PROOF from @bobbyalt

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/04/holy-guacamole-a-dog-that-does-handstands-heres-proof-from-bobbyalt/

There are many pets that come with unique talents and so this doesn't impress me, but does concern me only that the dog isn't being abused in some fashion to perform.

Also encourage others to invest in a pet not for what animals acts they can perform, but for the boundless love they give us.❤

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Beware of the Dog

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/06/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-beware-of-the-dog/

Not as scary as the actual Dog. Here's a Photo with her owner:

PHOTO: good boy – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/14/photo-good-boy-nyc/

Sometimes he likes to hangout with his Bro’s and
sometimes he likes to out with his Bitches.

And how does he does this?

THE SECRET IS REVEALED!

He can shift from Man to Dog!
Animation Repeats

PS: For Dial-up users it
may take a while its
just Jared morphing
into the dog photo.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: good dog – Belgium

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/17/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-good-dog-belgium

Good Dog Because…

No need to spend money on food.
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No need to worry about fresh water daily.
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No need to walk or go to a dog park and mingle with other dog owners.
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No need to pick up his/her poop.
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No need to pick out a name that he/she won’t come running to you.
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No need to purchase all the accessories (bed/toys/toothbrushes)
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No need to train.
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No need to have someone watch him/her while your out of town.
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No need to hear your loved one complain how much he/she is driving them nuts when your at work.
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No need to track him/her down when they break the leash or get out of the backyard to run the streets.
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No need to pick a name that won’t make your Friends laugh at you for choosing it.
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No need to worry about getting a second pet in conflict with this one.
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No need to get vet check-ups or purchase flea/ticks medicine.
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No need to find out that he/she doesn’t do well on long car trips, until its too late.
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No need to worry about your loved one trying to take him/her after you break up.
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No need to hear neighbors complain how much barking he/she does.
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No need to watch as he/she lick themselves right when your trying to watch a movie. You try to look away, but just can’t.
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No need to get him/her fixed.
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No need to worry about dressing him/her up for Halloween and Christmas.
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No need to decide if you want a pure bred or adopt. (➔ ADOPT).
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No need to get a tracking device on him/her.
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No need to get kissed up on him/her and realize a dogs mouth might be the most sanitary thing on them. But their breath will knock you out!
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No need to continue because the best reason that this is a 'Good Dog' is because it gives you pause of how ones life can be enhanced with an unconditional loving creature that is missing from your life.

(other than cat/birds/fish/ect).

K9 – to protect n serve

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/13/k9-to-protect-n-serve/

Sure they are animals with an equal stunning amount of courage and purpose, but the assistant dogs are the one who can bring my Uncle a beer from the refrigerator ~ NOW that’s service!
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Has anyone even asked WHY your all are in a police station yet?
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Someone wants a puppy!
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Don’t let Tomo get too close to the files because his cats will be so pissed at him when they smell him later.
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So this is where they keep the pigs ear dog treats.
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JUST LIKE PEOPLE NEWS: Police dogs are retired if they become injured to an extent where they will not recover completely, pregnant, are raising puppies, or are too old or sick to continue working.
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Why your in the file room could you go over to the criminal records department and find a file for me? I mean for my Friend. Ha~ha.
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PLEASE tell me you convinced Shannon or Tomo to put on the suit so the dog can chance after them and your going to put the video on YouTube.
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It’s a mislead if your going to get a German Sheppard to protect you from your fans/Echelon because there is no such thing that apparently can stop that from happening.

dirty dogz

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/03/dirty-dogz/

When has the ‘W’ word ever turn into a Dirty word?
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No need for fresh food, water and always nearby, except the unconditional love part they are the Best pets ever!
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You do know that they are real dogs under wax like in the movie ‘House of Wax’ right?
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These are the starter dogs when your just starting out in vandalism. You move onto walls when your more experienced in the graffiti art.
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Michael Vic’s new pets. (Dog fighting goof).
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Remember: The only difference between a dirty dog and a clean one is soap and if they get caught cheating. (dog/man goof).
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Missing some colors -”Red, brown, yellow. Black and white. They are precious in His sight.” Jesus means for children & dogs both, right? (children's Bible songs)
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Is this Snoop Dogg’s dog pound (Friends) hang out when they aren’t on tour?
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Not sure if I want the red ones in the photo. It has some sticker-itus going
on with its tongue.
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Your missing a GREAT opportunity here. You can play ‘find my dog’ for tickets
and have fans/Echelon seek him/her out in the place your playing. Like the
‘Find Terry’ game. Anyone find him yet?

Big dogz!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/06/big-dogz/

I’ve seen bigger.
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‘Big dogz’ is the only nickname I use when I have to describe Shannon and Tomo when were out clubbing.
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The second dog is definitely the diva of the group.
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Proof to know ‘who let the dogs out’. It’s these women.
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Dating Tip: It’s your suppose to have a dog to bring to the park to pick up the chick with him/her not seek out chicks with dogs.
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Are we hanging out at a dog park?
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In the market for a new puppy?

good dog!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/06/good-dog/

“Sure I could the guy next to me in a race, but I’m the one wearing the leash.”
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Why are the Paparazzi hounding me?
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I can’t get any privacy to do my business with this dude taking photos of me. There’s enough of those pics of me like that already on the net.
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I’d go faster in sneakers.

The girls on a 20 miles hike

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/06/the-girls-on-a-20-miles-hike/

This mandatory workout plan has finally gotten out of hand. Twenty miles? Hope someone brought tunes.
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The dogs are just there to report if they women gossiped about you guys. Hidden recorders.
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If a dog craps in a woody area does one have to pick it up?
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So to save on using bread crumbs they brought the dogs to find their way back.
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Hate to share this with you, but they seem to have stopped along the way to shop and picked up matching scarves.
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Jared! Isn‘t it lucky that you and dog wear the same size shirts.
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Hope someone brought mace because the dogs can’t kick anyone’s arse if they are attacked on the trail.
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Wouldn’t it be more of a challenge if they rode their bicycles with the baskets in front to put the dogs. You know chick bikes. Ha~ha. (I’m a chick ~ so not sexiest-just funny).
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Little too old to be girl scouts aren’t they?
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They’ve been gone so long that the one dog gave birth to the other while out in nature.
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What’s going on are they training for a marathon? Who would volunteer walk for 20 miles with no water bottle?
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What a good excuse to get a dog a both by letting him walk in the mud.

Avoid this tree

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/02/avoid-this-tree/

I thought were suppose to embrace differences rather it be people or nature.
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Someone might warn that dog because DOGS DON’T READ!
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In this corner a creepy tree and in this corner someone with a chainsaw….Place your bets!
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Was this once the CANDY TREE from Family Guy until one of the children fought back?
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At least the person who posted the sign had used their manners.
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The tree is taking a leak behind the bushes!
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Oh! No! The tree is naked behind the bushes…”Don’t look, Ethel!”
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That’s right go pick on another tree down the block instead. This one is
just having a bad day.