Witticisms By FolkToe: Unknown guy

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Dr Greenwood gives a young scientist some tech advice – The Hive

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/09/19/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-dr-greenwood-gives-a-young-scientist-some-tech-advice-the-hive/

Wait-A-Minute!: I've never seen a degree attached to Robert or even any diploma that he's a Nerd/Techy.
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What Jared doesn't know: Dr. Greenwood is sharing his favorite websites that helps display the human sexuality of women. Also know as PORN.
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"Now, if you want another check mark and become employee of the month on the board then you best laugh at all my jokes and make me some coffee."
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"Dude, I have a shirt just like that! I swiped it from Shannon."

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – What u lookin at?

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/09/10/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-what-u-lookin-at/

What Jared doesn't know: The kid is going to be busted when his parents find out he took his kid brother to HARDFEST.
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What Jared doesn't know: This guys worried that while he's styling ~ Jared would be stealing his look for the next tour/video.
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What Jared doesn't know: That's the very same look this guy gives his mom when she catches him in the middle of watching porn.
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What Jared doesn't know: This guy has been 'tripping out' on mushrooms since 4 am and he's wondering if Jared is his hook up guy or not.
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What Jared doesn't know: This guy is in shock because he could have sworn he saw a dude that looked so much like him that he could be his older brother. (Shannon is there).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – Skeleton jaw

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/09/08/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-skeleton-jaw/

What Jared doesn't know: Skeletor loves a good outdoor jam. (He-Man villian).
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What Jared found out: Outdoor events do NOT equal people caring to shower before hand.
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The hidden surprise: His face looks exactly the same underneath if someone removes it.
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What Jared doesn't know: It's his disguise for when he tries to rob drunk music lovers in the parking lot later.
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Extreme: This guy is wearing that because he had a cold sore on his lip.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – Nerd glasses

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/25/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-nerd-glasses/

Sadly: This guy didn't get the memo. The only one who can pull off nerd glass (and yet look sexy!) is Shannon. As Proof from this link taken by 'Uncle Terry' LINK--->Me as Shannon...Shannon as me

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – Hello kitty?

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-hello-kitty/

Wondering: Why wasn't this the first photo when the caption began with the word Weird?
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Did you know?: This is the adult male who prefers breast milk, but never gets it because he's a guy in a cat costume?
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Announcement: Come to HARDFEST.....we won't judge.
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Who knew?: A cat can have an overbite.
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LOL!: Someone track this guy in ten years and show his wife this photo.....the joke is he won't have a wife by then.
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NO WAY!: Am I going to clean out that litter box.....he better be trained to go in the toilet.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – LETS GET WEIRD!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-lets-get-weird/

Don't anyone tell Jared: It's 2012 ~ Weird have arrived a long time ago.
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LOL!: Jared doesn't know that's his stalker and so its not so weird to us.
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Confused: Do they do tattoos at HARDFEST?
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Worried: The only thing WEIRD in that shot is the pink growth on Jared's finger.
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You don't know the 1/2 of it: Weird is when Jared noticed the heart tattoo on the other arm with the name Jared in the middle of it.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: BTO 2

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-bto-2/

What we learned:

Having a Baby Story:

Unknown guy: "Yes she's Pregnant!"
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Chick: "I'm having a what?!"
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Jared: I'm going to have a baby?"
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Jamie: I'm the baby coming out into the world."

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Reservoir Dogs!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/16/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-reservoir-dogs/

Seriously, am I really going to ask, 'Who let the Dogs Out?'
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Unknown guy, Robert, Jared and Jamie. Wondering: Who is the unknown guy?
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What you don't know: this photo was added Real Time Spotting: Jared Leto in River Island, London, UK
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Sad: The Law & Order criminal line up really have gone downhill in the past year.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Harp player

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/11/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-harp-player/

Wow! This guy sure knows how to rebel against his parents.
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Sure: Anyone can play a guitar, drums or a saxophone, but badarse people play Harp.
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Wondering: Where's the wedding?
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Idea: A sound found on the new album.
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Wondering: Did Jared mention that Julliard is NOT in France, but in NY?
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LOL: Bet this guy is single.
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What Jared doesn't know: He plays the harp because that's what his old girlfriend used to do to him. #HarpOnHim
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Truth: The woodwork on the 'Head' and 'Soundboard' is amazing.
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Did you know: Karpo Marx was one of early Hollywood's first stars to play the harp, even though he was a mute.
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He has a way to go to pay off the price of his harp so I hope Jared tipped him well. (Even used pedal harps will usually cost close to $10,000.)

Holy guacamole! A dog that does handstands! Here’s PROOF from @bobbyalt

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/04/holy-guacamole-a-dog-that-does-handstands-heres-proof-from-bobbyalt/

There are many pets that come with unique talents and so this doesn't impress me, but does concern me only that the dog isn't being abused in some fashion to perform.

Also encourage others to invest in a pet not for what animals acts they can perform, but for the boundless love they give us.❤

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: fuck yeah!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/17/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-fuck-yeah/

Constipation is really an issue over there isn't it?
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You know this is the 'Fuck Yeah! to every band that comes' guy, right?
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Wondering: Is that really where the other drum stick is? (Get it?). #Dirty
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I'm Old School: HELL YEAH!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: The Chest in The Lab

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/11/27/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-chest-in-the-lab/

Seriously Jared’s germ phobia has everyone going that extra mile for him.
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“I’m not a real doctor, but I dress up like one on Blog’s.”
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So is this the stand-in chest from the Hurricane video close-ups?
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Halloween is over last month!
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Worst burglary get up EVER!
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It can’t be that bad….just use a little Febreze and that smell will go away!
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Does the ‘Chest’ have a real name?
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He’s placing his lunch order of 2 tacos for Jared to go get while he’s working.
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Exacly the right move because you never know what’s Jared’s done down there alone. #protectionFirst
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“This is the 2nd time I’ve told you this….”

PHOTO: million dolla’ smile!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/11/11/photo-million-dolla-smile/

Normally I would goof on anything even a persons mother/father, but more what is happening in the photograph. And again ~ Who is this guy? So here:

1. Crap! Is that Christmas lights up in the background? Hope it’s around Christmas time. In California its hard to tell. #noSnow

2. I’m sure whoever the hell this guy is ~ he’s laughing because Jared just now understood why they nickname him Spanky.

3. The 'million dolla’ smile!' label was used once before when distribing Jared with a brownie in his opened mouth. June 23, 2011. (Hope it was a brownie).

4. Is his real first name Walter? (Comedian Jeff Dunham has a puppet named Walter in his act.)

before taking some happy medication

after taking some happy medication

PHOTO: mom+spanky

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/11/11/photo-momspanky/

Again who is this guy? When I searched Google for ‘who is spanky in Jared Leto’s photo’ I found more adult sites than ever.

Can’t goof on people I don’t know.

A couple? Grampa? Neighbor? Friend?

I DO NOT KNOW! LABELS! Better LABELS! (they have caption options!)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: a semi-naked man – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/11/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-a-semi-naked-man-nyc/

So now we know there is a hazing period for the new crew members.
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“This is for my own private collection…..come on…you can trust me…”
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No lie. First thought. Tomo really does look good. Ha~ha.
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It seems Bathing Suits are optional.
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Skinny Dipping rule #1. Never get caught. Rule #2 Never get caught by Jared Leto while he has access to a camera.
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So this is how brown towels are made. Euu
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It’s his fault. He did say, “Why don’t you take a picture….it’ll last longer.”

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Gone bald – Belgium

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/28/gone-bald-belgium/

Does his girlfriend know he’s advertising how she keeps her ‘downstairs’ on his shirt?
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Go Bald or Go Home.
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Lots of hair there for someone to wear that shirt….unless it’s a toupee!
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“You need taxi?”
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Glad he took his shades off because how dumb would that look if he wore them at night? (I Wear My Sunglasses at Night Artist - Corey Hart)
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What did he think would happen when he had laser hair removal on his back…were talking about his back, right? Right?!
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Gone Bald is a noise rock band from Amsterdam. Are they touring through Belgium?
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Was he making a suggestion for your next hairstyle?

Terry w/ Bieber and Franco

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/06/terry-w-bieber-and-franco/

Photo #1

Should one be concerned that you only called out 2 dudes and NO chicks names on the covers? Or are those the only Terry shot?
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Merch Idea! Place one of those scan things on your shirts and it lists all the tour dates when people scan it.
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I guess getting the thumbs up is better than getting the middle finger and the 'up yours' message.
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Please tell me that’s a camera bag and not a purse.
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Since your shot has been damn near blackened out we know who the real photographer is around here.
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Terry saying through the glass with his gesture: “Ok! I got all the copies of you from this months issue of ‘Men in Tights’ in my bag.”

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Photo #2

Again Who are these people???

Hong Kong

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/02/hong-kong/

“Yes, he’s here….he’s taking pictures with old out-of-date technology we just sold him 2 hours ago.” (man on phone goofing at you Silly American).
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Go in the 7-11 and grab a Slurpee!
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That Dude is Soooooooo Jay walking!
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(Sasa offers around-the-clock access to the best beauty and health products) So is this a hint to your rare beauty secrets?
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No, this is NOT the Red Light district. Reread your map.
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Would this be a bad time to mention my slight fear of heights?
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Hong Kong roads department must have forgotten the stripe down the road. Oops.
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Fun Fact: Starbucks Coffee made its debut in Hong Kong in May 2000 Shannon must be over-the-moon to be reassured that there is a shop there. Now make him find it! Ha~ha. #hisaddiction
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Sorry you can’t any further…can’t you read the sign. It doesn’t mean No Left Turn….it reads No Leto’s Allowed.

Scientists say a quick nap is good for you and your brain…

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/18/scientists-say-a-quick-nap-is-good-for-you-and-your-brain/

Scene from Law & Order? It doesn’t matter which one.
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It’s nice to see that his kid sister loaned him her backpack to carry all his books in.
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“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
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What you don’t see is his skateboard that went on ahead of him. Wipe Out!
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Hurry someone go write on his face with a marker!
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That’s right ladies…..he’s SINGLE!
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How did he get the whole thing blocked off just for his nap? He must have big money.

Balloon man

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/12/balloon-man/

Where is the clown that is suppose to be passing these out? Oh! He’s the one taking the photos.
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No balloon with head shapes of the band?
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Ask the guy if he has any Triad shaped balloon.
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Tell him you’d like to purchase all of them because you have a helium addiction.
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Tie those suckers to your lawn chair and see how high up you can get slim.
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Sorry can’t help you I’m into busting bubbles and illusions of grandeur not balloons.
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“Geese. All I got was a balloon shaped of a silver space ship. My dad didn’t tell me there were more shapes to choose from.” Falcon Heene-scam in Colorado.
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Where did I put my BB gun?
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I preferred my balloons filled with water.
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I see NO ’99 Luftballons’ in that pile.