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30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Best Time Ever photo with Denver University Field Office

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-best-time-ever-photo-with-denver-university-field-office/

I see no beer pong around so I'm thinking that the best time ever on that campus because when Jared visited Facebook headquarters it was a totally different image.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Girls kissing – LA

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/06/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-girls-kissing-la/

Shouldn't this be part of Jared's 'Private Collection' for bedtime?
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Hope they don't regret this photo when its posted on Facebook, tagged and shared for all to see including the boss.
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Don't worry: It's a cousin thing. (Kissing cousin goof)
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Wondering: Is there anything anyone won't do to bring the spotlight on themselves?
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Dudes are asking: Where is the line for this action?
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Sad: When skinny chicken fight over that last piece of food and willing to take it straight from the others mouth for it.
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Wondering: Wouldn't it be simpler to just buy a gift?
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What you don't know: Babu (Robert) dared the women to do this to see how long they can hold their breath.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: The Hive is growing

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/09/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-hive-is-growing/

“This is 30 Seconds To Mars Headquarters….are you happy with your taste in music?”
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Sad: This place really would get happier workers if it was more set up like Google or Facebook offices. #Idea
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What Jared doesn’t know: Everyone is playing Angry Birds when he’s not around.
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What Jared doesn’t understand: Why his Skype bill is so large.
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If it gets too big we can call Billy the Exterminator to take care of it. (TV Show Goof)
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I do have some bug spray that can kill off the Hive before it gets out of hand. (bug joke)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: ARTIFACT Day 1

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/09/15/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-artifact-day-1/

Photo #1

Wondering: Didn’t Jared believe the waitress when she told him the meal will make him feel like his ass would be on fire later?
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Waitress: What part of HOT PLATE didn’t you understand when you ordered?
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AWESOME: Jared cleaned his plate clean.
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Confused: I thought Red Bull gave you wings and not being sent to a place surrounded by fire.
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Wondering: Is the Devil in the details or sitting at that table?
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LOL!: Many say Jared is gifted ~ why not mystical as well?
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OMG! They are eating at a place where they cook the lobsters right in the tank?
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Scared: If Jared is possessed shouldn’t someone think ahead and remove that knife from his reach?
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LOL! #2: Someone asked Jared for a light for their cigarette and as normal Jared goes over the top by showing off.

Photo #2

Wondering: If Jared is going to keep wearing lifts in his shoes how are the reporters suppose to know which is the BIG bother?
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What we don’t know: Jared isn’t listening to the question. He’s too busy checking out her body.
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Jared is thinking: “Damn Shan I was going to wear the hat tonight.”
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Discussed earlier: Hey Shan why don’t you stand next to me so we can pretend to be Siamese twins?
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Jared is thinking: “Ask about the beards!”
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Wondering: Did the reporters ever confuse Shannon for the director over Jared?

Photo #3

Interesting: There is a lot of people there to watch a 20 minute extended video that I watched when someone posted a year ago and then again on YouTube couple days ago. #JustSaying

Photo #4

Jared Leto "We're not anti corporation, we're not anti company. We're anti-greed."

I call BullSh*T! If they are anti-greed then Jared wouldn’t complain on his Twitter

Then there is the anti-greed of posting every other month for a deal to MERCH on his Twitter. The company line is SELL, SELL, SELL. Why aren’t they happy with only selling their CD’s and T-Shirts? Instead you get to purchase everything from jewelry, wristbands, fortune cookies, and even posters from when you attending one of their shows.

Just because you want to look good by posting an item whose proceeds go to charity doesn’t mean your not labeled as greedy.

Also what about being Anti-greed when it comes to contests and asking the Echelon to ‘VOTE!’ for them even if they aren’t on the ballot. You know other bands work their butts off to get nominated and want to win, but again when the message goes out guess what happens?

Not Anti-greed, but you create a project that comes with a charge (VyRT) and not even give the first taste for free. Why couldn’t the company kick in for the first show? Or the 300^th show view so EVERYONE could enjoy the Special moment?

Photo #5

Never goof on Echelon.

Photos from my @ BarackObama Gen44 Fundraiser

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/08/photos-from-my-barackobama-gen44-fundraiser/

I do Rants not because I've run out of funnies to goof on photos to Jared (or someone in his circle) posts, but sometimes they are equally funny or interesting.

But this Rant is isn't anything, but SAD.

Full disclosure: I'm not a registered voter but at this time I can claim I'm pro-choice and pro death penalty.

Now it's been a rough couple of days at each lit end of the candle come close to a bad turn, buts the posting of these photos made me feel the bounce back in my step.

Because I learned that Jared has no time for shame.

Like planning for a surprise birthday and not have the guest of honor arrive leaving everyone to eat cake. And we know Jared likes cake.

The fact that these "Young Hollywood" supporters had to be satisfied with two represents and a video message of Obama on tape is FUNNY!

Now instead of being bitter being laughing out loud in the press for a party fundraiser turned in a snub (or bust) the out-of-touch celebrity still collected money for their man.

Now to add to Jared's (should be) embarrassment he's posting the party pictures that (he was one of the hosts) too just to make us believe that it wasn't an embarrassment.

Obama Quote:
"You got these $10,000-a-plate dinners and Golden Circles Clubs. I think when the average voter looks at that, they rightly feel they’re locked out of the process. They can’t attend a $10,000 breakfast and they know that those who can are going to get the kind of access they can’t imagine."

　
I guess Obama can't even find time to give access (or time) to those who CAN afford the $10,000 a plate.

And even the younger generation of Hollywood can live in a denial when things go downhill rather it be the way the Nation had been falling apart for the part 4 years or that their own fundraiser party was a joke.

Now that is what makes it SAD. Maybe Jared thought since it's been a couple months since the President's brush off it was safe to post the Celeb Fest. The only thing we should learn from these are people in Hollywood should have their own slogan.

Those living in the State of Illusion Vs. The Land of Reality are from two different Worlds.

DEATH BY FLASH

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/03/death-by-flash/

Believe it or not the camera above is less annoying than the saying on the T-Shirt.

Photo #1

"Ok! Everyone line up! Picture time! One....Two.."

Photo #2

"Damn it! I said don't move."

Photo #3

Would make more sense if they were in the pool?

Photo #4

Sure Save the Whales and Save the Artic, but apparently when it comes the great cause of Save the Plastic Flamingos Jared does nothing?

Photo #5

Photo #6

Images like this make me wonder what else does he owns that's inflatable. #ThinkDirty

Photo #7

Shades won't Jamie look cool.

Photo #8

To understand why this photo is wrong...well, there is a Spank the Monkey joke here that I will let others create.

Photo #9

Sadly, that was the last thoughts of Princess Diana when she was in the car for what she can do to the press next time she sees them.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Wtf??? Beer Pong at Facebook!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/10/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-wtf-beer-pong-at-facebook/

Thanks Jared! This answered my earlier Blog question from 'NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Me and some friends at Facebook!" where I asked "Now I have to wonder which of these are beer pong players and which are the real nerds working there."
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What Jared never was shown: The area where the pot smokers were hanging out. #Joking
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Wondering: Did anyone ask if that woman even washed her hands before putting into the cup?
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What we don't know: Jared called 'I play winner!"
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What Jared didn't know: Winners gets free Rehab,

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Me and some friends at Facebook!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/06/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-me-and-some-friends-at-facebook/

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It took an entire month since the visit to the Facebook Headquarters to share photos? Someone must have been diverted thanks to VyRT.

Now I have to wonder which of these are beer pong players and which are the real nerds working there.

And why digital photos take so long to develop from Jared's camera/phone?

Did Jared drink come in a Facebook logo cup?

Was Jared able to keep the cup as a reminder of the visit?

Most importantly I need to know: marshmallows in the hot chocolate?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: The Laboratory

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/04/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-laboratory/

Bet you never knew: Jared’s side job is manager at the control center for the Psychic Hotline. #MoveOverMsCleo
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Where’s the meth? It's not that type of lab? Oh!
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Sad: We know Jared has one, but he’s not wearing his lab coat. (Doctor/Patient/Medical theme Night)
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Shame: Jared has taking this labatory testing to the ranks of testing on animals! #ChickenDown (under table)
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Shhhhhh! Don’t tell Jared that the guy in the plaid is watching NSFW (Not Safe For Work) videos, while the guy behind him is playing a Sims game and the one chick is playing Words with Friends.
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This is what I call a THINK tank! #Sarcasm
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Sad: Jared has no extension cords to take this project outside to enjoy the beautiful day.
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Funny part: Jared is so generous that he opens his doors to anyone seeking free WI-FI access.
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“Hello Tech Support, my names Jared. How may I help you with your BlackBerry today?”
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WOW! Just like Google Jared allows all the comforts of home to his employees. Even his home!
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Now I get it!: Jared is too busy to keep track of what people are saying about him that he has an entire research staff, but wouldn't it be cheaper just to make a Google Alert? (Google Alerts are emails sent to you when Google finds new results -- such as web pages, newspaper articles, or blogs)
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Oh! Jared's going to be Maaaaaddddd. No one is using a coaster.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – MEXICO: our crazy friends

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/19/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-mexico-our-crazy-friends/

I thought 30 Seconds to Mars didn’t have ‘Friends’ only ‘Family’. #Echelon (Ka-Boom)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Cirque

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/11/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-cirque/

Damn it! This group I’ll have to pass. Something about if you have nothing nice to say…say nothing at all especially about people you don’t know.

What goofs I had (especially w/the 2nd photo) was far from nice and non-adult as this blog can get. So sorry, but I have to

PASS!

My kingdom for my uncensored Blog to reopened! (that site is down).⏎