Witticisms By FolkToe: Mexico

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – MEXICO: echelon

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-mexico-echelon/

Again No goofs done on Echelon.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – MEXICO: staring into space

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-mexico-staring-into-space/

What you don’t know: This photo was taken right after Jared drank down 60 cups of coffee and now he can’t sleep.
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Wondering: Anyone see the potential to be a poster for upcoming movie? His wife and his best friend….now he’s out for revenge!
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Am I alone? Jared's eyes looked scared, but his lips are a verge of smiling.
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Am I still alone? Having the Triad necklace show up just in that sliver of light would have been badass.
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What is Jared thinking:

1. Is space really the final frontier?
2. Mmmmmm Pancakes
3. If I don't move maybe no one will recognize me
4. Mmmmmm Cupcakes
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What Jared doesn't know: It’s easier to peek through chicks windows if you have binoculars or a telescope. Or Google Earth.
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You know what this means: Jared can sit still for over a minute.
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What we don't know: Why Jared is sitting there peering through the window is he's watching to see if Shannon or Tomo drinks the non-bottled water knowing what the effects will be.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – MEXICO: banco

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/22/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-mexico-banco/

Wondering: Is this the cash left on the pillow for the lady?
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That is all Jared can afford to exchange?
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100 Cien is in US dollars. Currently is 7.73472 according to http://www.x-rates.com/calculator.html
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Oooh! Looks whose flashing his cash!
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Here is the breakdown if you can read spanish. http://www.fusioncomunicacion.com.mx/noticias/nacional/banxico-billete-pesos/
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Learn something new: Has the image of Nezahualcoyotl front and back the city of Tenochtitlan
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Interested in what the back looks like? Thanks to Wikipedia: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Billete_%24100_Mexico_Tipo_F_Reverso.jpg

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – MEXICO: our crazy friends

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/19/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-mexico-our-crazy-friends/

I thought 30 Seconds to Mars didn’t have ‘Friends’ only ‘Family’. #Echelon (Ka-Boom)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – MEXICO: mexican muscle momma!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-mexico-mexican-muscle-momma/

What we didn't find out: Jared never corrected her by telling her that that particular tatatoo was on the wrong wrist.
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I give her credit for not contributing to the obesity in this country.
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Nice to see Kim Kardashian finding a way to get over her divorce to Kris Humphries.
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What Jared couldn’t translate: ¿Estás listo para "darle vida a usted"? (Are you ready to “pump you up”?) Hanz and Franz Saturday Night Live sketch.
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What we didn't know: When Jared needs to kick Shannon’s ass she’s his go to person.
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It seems The P90X® worked for someone! (The P90X® workout program).
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That is the muscles Madonna should have been trying for.
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What Jared regrets: Not asking her to bench press him a few times.
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What we didn't know: Jared asked to feel her muscle and in return she asked to do the same. #ThinkDirty

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – MEXICO: sax man

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/16/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-mexico-sax-man/

Looks like the poor man’s Clarence Clemons, but still alive! (Bruce Springsteen’s sax player)
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Check-it-out! His socks transform into a beaded seat cover when he leaves in his car.
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Awkward: Looks more like trash than cash in his case.
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Dude, pick up your mail on the stoop.
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New sound for the new album? #Idea
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Jared only stopped because it’s known he like a little sax once in a while. Ha~ha.
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Hair? What happened there? Did he go for the Marshawk and change his mind?
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Rude: This may not have been what Jared meant when he asked the man to ‘blow it while he took a photo’. (Get it?) #ThinkDirty
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What Jared doesn't know: The guy is just waiting for a locksmith to get him inside.
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Rude: This is what happens when your old. You get the wrong message from the wife. She told him he can go blow it out your ass.
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Some perform with guitars and some with saxophones. Hope he won over his girlfriend.
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What Jared doesn't know: He's saving up for a hat to pass.
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Seems Jared found former President Bill Clinton still working his other craft.
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If you can read this ➘~ you can be a saxophone player!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – MEXICO: self portrait

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/14/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-mexico-self-portrait/

If this is for Jared only to get attention please revisit my blog page about the RANT. Found here. ➔ RANT
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Wow! It seems Shannon is rubbing off on Jared’s photographic style. Remember these? #self portrait

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Sad that in Mexico Jared has no Friends around to take his photo so he has to do it for himself.
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REALLY? It’s Valentine’s Day and Jared couldn’t find anything love related to post…oops it seems he did. (Get it?)
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Oldest Question in Time: To Smile or not even to crack a ½ Smile.
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Ha~ha. Jared framed himself.
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Top Model reference: Tyra Banks would be so proud that Jared is Smizing! (smile with your eyes)
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“Mirror Mirror on the Wall…”
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Wonder: How do we really know this was taken in Mexico?
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Attention: Paparazzi?…Paparazzi for one?
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Turn in next year for Jared’s ‘Self portraits from around the Globe’. If it’s for charity it might be an #Idea.
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Remember: If your famous and in Mexico it’s always nice to have a current photograph of yourself if your ever kidnapped.
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Check-it-out! Jared posted an ad from Abercrombie & Fitch. What? He didn't? You sure?
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Questions: Why does Jared have that right out of the shower or pool look where your face is white, tight and eyes pop out clear as day? Am I the only one who thinks that?
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Weird Question: Why if you zoom up only on his face that it appears older than the rest of his body?
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Never thought I’d ask in real life question: Do you think Jared ever talks to himself in the mirror when he takes photos like that? “Hey handsome…whose the hottie of the day?….shake that thing honey!”
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Jared’s dream job Question: Anyone else get the creepy feeling that Jared ~if he could~ would be on the other side of the mirrors in chicks changing rooms in this same camera pose?
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Obvious question: Has Jared met a mirror he didn’t like what he saw in it?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – MEXICO: slipperz

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/10/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-mexico-slipperz/

FYI: If Jared put his feet up on that middle console like that I would smash his feet.
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Well, I guess we don’t have to really start worrying about Jared until he puts tissue boxes on his feet. #HowardHughesSlipplySlope
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Who knew: When you reach the top of the world you get to wear slippers after climbing for so long.
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Which to do you favor? Slippers with or Slippers without socks. #QuestionAnswered
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Anyone else waiting for the ‘Robe & Slippers’ Photos?
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Someone forgot to separate his whites and his colors again in the wash. Ha~ha.
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Place your bets: Jared has the matching set in glove form of the socks.
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Decide: Do you like these socks with the slippers or the argyle socks with them back in the STUDIO shot? March 28, 2011 ➔ Jared chilling in his studio
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Ha~ha. When Jared sits down his pants turn into highwater pants.
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Objects are larger than they appear…or does Jared just have big feet?
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Attachment to above comment: You know what they say about a man with big feet…so (fingers crossed) that it’s true.
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How does he do it?: Travel outside the house and they are still so clean to wear.
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Wondering: Does Jared always sit on the hump seat? #middleSeat
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Oh! Look whose too good to wear the regular white, Hanes, men’s socks. #sarcasm
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Wondering: Is Jared in the middle back seat because like babies it’s the safest place to be?
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Seems Jared forgot to call ‘Shotgun’ when approaching the car.
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Maybe Jared should tell Kris-Van-Assche should make slippers instead of shoes because they are the future of Rock n' Rollers.
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Awkward: Jared has to go around in slippers because big bro Shannon swipes his cool shoes for his collection. #ShoeJunkie
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I never knew: When Jared Runs for the Border it’s done in slippers. #Mexico

A Mexican Black Bug

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/11/a-mexican-black-bug/

I rather have the VW kind bought in Mexico.
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Are you sure its Mexican…did it have its ‘papers’ in the glove compartment next to the insurance and rental paperwork?
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…and I can let you have this beauty for a steal. Only owned once by a little old lady. (Previous photo).
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Oh! Keys are already in it so it must be a ‘bait car’ set by the cops.
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Not seeing it be your style without the fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview
mirror.
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New stage prop?
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So this is what you were hoping to give to Shannon as a late Birthday gift.
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Ask the owner if you can see how many fans the band can cram inside for a world record or the new album cover.
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Prank of the day: Hurry go buy some red paint and cover the curb just to watch it get towed.