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30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/04/heres-my-that-mag-cover-we-shot-in-france-photos-here/

Photo #1

In France That translates to The Hot Arse Tourist those who pose from the United States.
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There is no 'we' when your the only one in the photos.
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Are we using 'we' as in: Here's my 'THAT' magazine cover, yes ↶(we) shot in France.?
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I’m not an expert in French, but I did check for you. They DID spell your name correctly.
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Photo #2

Editors Note: Why are you going to make me read?
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After reading/translation:

‘..no limits except those that you created.’ Really? What about SPEEDING limits? I create tickets for the state all the time.
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‘You get up, take your guitar and you write.’ Funny, I get up, cuss that my alarm clock has a snooze alarm and get dressed.
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‘Do you need to wander in a state of mind to compose’ I think she/he was really asking if you take the Lady GaGa method of the weed when you write.
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Stop saying ‘Led Zep’. Show some respect for the Legends. Either Led Zeppelin all the way out or Zeppelin.
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You mentioned something about ‘In the past so some of my songs sounded too much like..” you might also want to mention YOUR not the only one who wrote something for the album or did Shannon didn’t contribute a song or two? #L490 Again, 30STM has 3 Members even if only one is being interviewed at the time. Nice to give props to others.←
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Photo #3

Is this an impression of the old Saturday Night Live sketch with Al Franken when he'd look in the mirror and go: "I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me”
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Is that Tomo dressed in the white shirt in the reflection and is he trying to ruin the shot by
taking a leak?
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Jared thinking: This is one badarse mirror.
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Jared thinking: Oh man what happened to my mo-hawk?
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Jared thinking: I wonder if I can keep these clothes. I can add it to my ‘ready for church’
collection.
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Jared thinking: Everyone is right. I do clean up nice!
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Secret revealed: When off the road Jared becomes a nice suit wearing, window peeping Tom.
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Jared thinking: That reporter is STILL waiting outside my hotel. I can’t let him see me like this....you know "normal".
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♪♫ Mirror Mirror along the Street
Who knows I’m wearing flip flops on my feet? ♩♫♪
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Jared thinking: That baby is the biggest stack I have ever seen…..to cover them with something sticky or sweet...oh I also wonder if they offer waffles and French toast with those pancakes too. (Dirty Alert!)
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Jared thinking: I wanted my hair up, but that hairstylist said she had product that would make me look better in this shot. I really find out what ‘Cover Your gris pour les homes’ means in English. (Translation: Cover Your Grey for Men).
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Is it me? It looks like a kids face or WTF is that?

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Photo #4

“Sh(*^%&%it, the same old problem. I can’t tell if its my breath that’s bad or my hands.”
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Jared thinking: Do you know where my hands been? Jealous?
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Jared thinking: I’m only partly shy.
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Jared thinking: I would look so badarse if I wore an eye patch. Arggg! Captain Jared!☠
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Jared Confesses: My new job when I take a break from touring….Hand Model.
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Did You Know:
http://theweek.com/article/index/209999/six-things-your-fingers-say-about-you
1. That you are a man, or a woman The most obvious thing the length of your finger tells you is your sex. Men's ring fingers are normally longer than their index fingers, while womens' ring and index fingers tend to be the same length.

2. That you make a lot of money, or not Researchers in Cambridge discovered that stock traders with long ring fingers made more money than colleagues with shorter ring fingers.

3. How good you are at sports Men and women whose ring fingers are longer than their index fingers are more likely to have an aptitude for sports.

4. That you are good at math Children with "masculinized" ring fingers — that is, longer than their index fingers — do better in math tests than in literacy tests, found scientists at the University of Bath. Alternately, children whose second and fourth fingers are the same length perform better in literacy tests.

5. You are prone to arthritis If your index finger is shorter than your ring finger, you may be
more likely to develop arthritis, found researchers at the University of Nottingham. Those with "masculinized" finger lengths were more likely to develop osteoarthritis in the knees, and in the hips.
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Photo #5

Is this the print ad for your new cologne? Jared by Jared.
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Welcome to the new reality show: “Whose Ear is it?!”
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Are you feeling pressure to do these photo shoots? I mean its not like your backs against the wall or anything, right? Apparently it is. Ha~ha.
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“OMG! Your Jared Leto! My granddaughter loves you! Let me take a picture. My eye sight isn’t so good…Click.” PSA for why Grandma’s shouldn’t carry camera phones.
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Who brought the cat to the set and forgot to use the lint brush on your sweater?
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You know, leaning against the wall might be the safest way for fans/Echelon not to sneak up on you.
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It’s keep your ear to the ground not to the wall. Unless your in a bad hotel with thin walls and a glass to press against them.

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

HERE’S MY ‘THAT’ MAG COVER WE SHOT IN FRANCE. PHOTOS HERE:

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