NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – PARIS: The Louvre

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/13/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-paris-the-louvre/

Only thing that place needs to make it better is an interactive area for those aspiring artists to actually touch marble, hold a paint brush, feel of steel and not just stand and look at others art and take photographs for a scrapbook that no non-artist want to view.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: My Best Friend’s Wedding

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/12/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-my-best-friends-wedding/

What you don't know:  Jared crashed this wedding and these people have no idea who he is.
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What you don't know:  Jared forgot to bring a gift, but promised them he's send it to them SOON.  (Twitter joke).
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What you don't know:  Jared volunteered to sing 'White Wedding' at their reception.  #BillyIdol
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What you don't know:  Jared called for Droit du seigneur.  (Droit du seigneur is the French word meaning for "the lord's right".  It is a feudal right (feudal law) said to have existed in medieval Europe giving the lord to whom it belonged the right to sleep the first night with the bride of any one of his vassals.
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What you don't know:  Jared is shocked that the bride shared that they will be doing things twice on their wedding night.
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What you don't know:  Jared caught the garter from the wedding and has it hidden in his pocket.
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What I'm wondering:  How did Jared feel being at a wedding?  Stir up any urges?  (And I don't mean for the Bridesmaids!)
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Wondering:  Did a Vegan do The Chicken Dance at the reception?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Harp player

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/11/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-harp-player/

Wow!  This guy sure knows how to rebel against his parents.
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Sure:  Anyone can play a guitar, drums or a saxophone, but badarse people play Harp.
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Wondering:  Where's the wedding?
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Idea:  A sound found on the new album.
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Wondering:  Did Jared mention that Julliard is NOT in France, but in NY?
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LOL:  Bet this guy is single.
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What Jared doesn't know:  He plays the harp because that's what his old girlfriend used to do to him.  #HarpOnHim
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Truth:  The woodwork on the 'Head' and 'Soundboard' is amazing.
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Did you know:  Karpo Marx was one of early Hollywood's first stars to play the harp, even though he was a mute.
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He has a way to go to pay off the price of his harp so I hope Jared tipped him well.  (Even used pedal harps will usually cost close to $10,000.)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: God’s song book

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/10/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-gods-song-book/


Sometimes you can find interesting stuff on the Internet, such as, comments by Pastor Steven J. Cole comments at GOD'S HYMNBOOK  (<---Link to entire essay)

"The roughout history, when the hearts of God’s people have been right before Him there has been singing and music. When God brought His people out of captivity in Egypt and delivered them from Pharaoh’s pursuing army, Exodus 15:1 records that they sang a song to the Lord. When God gave Israel victory over Jabin, the king of Canaan, under the leadership of Deborah and Barak, they sang (Judges 5). When David brought up the ark of the covenant  into Jerusalem, there was much joy expressed through singing and music (1 Chron. 15:25-28). When King Hezekiah restored the temple worship in Jerusalem, the Levites sang praises to the Lord with the words of David and Asaph the seer, with joy, while the trumpets sounded and the whole assembly bowed low and worshiped (2 Chron. 29:30).

At the conclusion of the Lord’s Supper, just before Jesus and the disciples went out to the Mount of Olives where He would be betrayed and arrested, they sang a hymn (Mark 14:26), which commentators agree was the Hallel (Psalms 113-118). When Paul and Silas were unjustly thrown into jail in Philippi, with their backs laid open from being beaten and their feet in the stocks, they sang hymns of praise to God (Acts 16:25).

Since the days of the New Testament, God’s people have continued to sing. In A.D. 112, Pliny wrote a letter to the Emperor Trajan which reported, among other things, that the Christians sang hymns to Christ as God. In 1415, the Bohemian Reformer Jan Hus sang praises to God as he was burned at the stake. During the Reformation, Martin Luther promoted music in the church. A century and a half later, the Pietist movement under Spener and Francke was characterized by singing and hymn-writing. The great revivals under the Wesleys in the 18th Century and Moody and Sankey in the 19th Century were also marked by an upsurge in hymn-writing and singing. And one day in heaven, we will all be gathered around the throne of God, singing praises to the Lamb that was slain (Rev. 5:9; 14:3; 15:3). Whenever God’s people have their hearts right before Him, there has been, there is, and there will be singing and music."

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Best dessert in the world

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/09/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-best-dessert-in-the-world/


This is a repeat photograph and my first comments on it can be found on this Blog here. 

http://folktoe.blogspot.com/2011/12/notes-from-outernet-photo-eating-gold.html

and yes I already informed Jared of this in a reply Tweet.

Click 2 Enlarge

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: A good French door

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/08/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-a-good-french-door/

What Jared doesn't know:  The door isn't as good when he's not around.
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Sure the door is good, but what's hiding behind it is totally naughty.
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Wondering:  Why do they have a doorbell and not a door knocker?
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Fact:  This is 5th door to date on this blog.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Yi + Robert

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/06/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-yi-robert/

Now we learn the owner of the mystery heel. (former photo).
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Wondering:  Do all the Leto men have the skinny legs and big feet syndrome?
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Nothing says style like some ripped up jeans. #sarcasm
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Oh!  Man.  This must the subtle way of Jared saying that baby brother is off the market?
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Now I know I’m not able to hang with any Leto because they hang out with smart and successful people and I’m only one of those.  (guess which).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Jesus Christ

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-jesus-christ/


I'm helping the environment and Re-Blogging a page of the same man himself from back in the day.  If your easily offended ~ don't click the recycled link.


LINK ---> Jesus Christ

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Robert Greenwood and the ladies

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/28/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-robert-greenwood-and-the-ladies/

It seems Yoda (Jared) has been teaching young Luke Skywalker how to mingle with the ladies, but

"Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice."

It has to stop because Robert looks so uncomfortable and it appears like Jared just jokingly said, "Okay everyone say Threesome!" instead of 'Cheese'.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Two Angels and a Mother

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-two-angels-and-a-mother/

This ladies and gents is what I call the dangerous times in one life art.  This is when you finally hit a certain age or coming out of or into a crisis the Angels, Mary, and Jesus materials come out more and more in your daily life.

I have reached many levels of the crises, and being only 8 months behind Jared in age, no doubt he has seen a few in his life too.  So maybe that is why he continues to take and share with us these breathtaking works of art.

When I see Holy images I get a quick shock of reality that one man beyond the tourture and punishment at the end of his young life (faced with the ultimate bullying situation recorded in history) went through such a horrific event for me out of the name of Love makes me a moment to reflect.

Even if I do my best at following the Beliefs and Commandments I feel it isn't anything compared to what Jesus has done and God had set into motion for me.  No matter the biggest ego or how important you feel you are to so many ~ there will always be one that will bring you to your knees in prayer.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: French Spider

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-french-spider/

Sadly, Jared didn't stick around long enough to learn that the spider was on vacation from Canada.
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Would have been funnier if it jumped off the wall into Jared's camera lense and he freaked out.
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Confused:  Where is the water spout?  (Itsy Bitsy Spider song goof)
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Don't tell Jared:  That the spiders relatives are hiding under his bed.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Wings – France

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/16/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-wings-france/



I guess that is why I'm stuck watching WINGS (TV SHOW) in the US.
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Who is the wind beneath those wings? (♪♫ Wind Beneath My Wings ♪♫ ~ Bette Midler song).
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Not only didn't go to close to the sun it melted his face off! (I see it now).
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It's going to have to flap quite harder if it wants to take off.
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Wings wasn't it a band?  #TooYoung2Know & #TooOld2Google
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Surprised:  Thought the only things you guys enjoyed were the ones found at HOOTERS.

PHOTO: the arch

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/11/04/photo-the-arch/



These objects that have been credited for decades as ‘great’ needs no spoofing from me.  


So Pass...except for:


Besides I prefer the ARCHES like in McDonald's since that’s a place I’ve actually been too.

An interview I did for Be Magazine in France

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/17/an-interview-i-did-for-be-magazine-in-france/



On behalf of the models on the previous page:  Image review of your own.


1.  First thanks for the Translation page.


2.  The photographs looks like I just told you I had experienced some tragic event or bad news from the doctor and your trying to ‘stay strong’ for me.


3.  If that metal spike vest is under that ~ stop wearing it!


4.  From the neck up on appearance ~ Excellent. (Terry Thumbs Up)


5.  The pants/jacket combo looks amazing on you.  If they aren’t yours I hope they gave them to you.


6.  Could of left off the word (well.).


7.  You sound like some stiff professor at a college talking about the band.  Philosophy 101  class.


8.  what you don’t do or make?....Why not add that your not alone in this journey either your support system being the other guys in the band, your Family and or Echelon/fans.


9.  Love the praise and putting your Friends (Terry) up front.


10.  Why are you using WOLF when the cover of your album is a TIGER?


11.  Perhaps you'd might mention you'd enjoy more commercial or print ad work in that Hugo answer.


12.  Not concern about what the fans 'think of you' really makes them sound stupid or don't care what they think.  Couldn't a more a more diplomacy way might have been ‘I’m not sure what they think of me, but I know I wouldn't  be in this business without them or their support.’


13.  So your saying your 'best memory' in France hasn't happened yet, but you did Perform there before and so nothing memorial happened for those who attended those?  Nice slap in the face to those people.


Overall:  In the end one person’s voiced opinion really can’t compare to the millions of ‘We Love It’ opinions of the others.  But I hope something listed here breaks through.  

The falafel spot – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/23/the-falafel-spot-paris/

Do they have their own cast of characters like on Friends hanging out inside?
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I thought you were a bread only kind of guy….wow….when you think you know a guy….
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Window drive by for bike riders. 
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At those prices?  What are you John D. Rockefeller ?
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Is this a Vegetarianism thing?  (I didn’t think I’d understand).
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I am the champion at playing Falafel King!
http://www.y8.com/games/Falafel_king
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Ask them if they ever have a sign that says, ‘Use other Window’ in their spot.
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The Authentic falafel is great, but where is the Imitation falafel window?
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This is the problem all of the world.  Everyone is so in a rush that they don’t even have time to sit down and enjoy a meal together.  Sad. :-(
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This is the worst first date idea Ever!
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Did the guy have an "accident"?   It’s nice to see women aren’t the only ones who tie their sweaters around their waist at such embarrassing times.
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Looks like no matter that country the service SUCKS!
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I prefer the chaos undivided symbol instead.  Oh wait London had that as their symbol a while ago.

Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/09/paris-4/

Overall this simple collection can be captioned as ‘One Night into the Day in Paris’ and it will answer all questions about its beauty.

No Goof here.

Street Art- Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/09/street-art-paris/


What is going on?  Is this the setting for a new John Mayer video? ('Waiting For The World To Change' video goof).
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Photo #1

Yes, this is exactly how I remember my old gym teacher from High School.
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Static:  In 2007-2008, African American children were 30% as likely to be overweight than Non-Hispanic Whites.  It doesn’t matter who you are go outside and play!
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Static:  In 2005, African American men were 30% more likely to die from heart disease, as compared to non-Hispanic white men.
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Static:  30 percent of black Americans in Illinois live in poverty compared with only 8 percent of white Americans.
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Photo #2

I told you that Aquaman and Robin’s had an unspoken love child.
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It’s a fish….it’s a human….it’s a Both!
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Animal testing has gone way to far!
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Genetic splicing 101.
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I was down watching the waves and the guy came out of the water and it was a one night stand and then later he tells me he we have a daughter.  Don’t judge us!
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Just another reason I don’t eat seafood.
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Photo #3

Acid Trip 101
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If you can make anything comprehensive out of this artwork your WAY too drunk to drive home.
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Photo #4

Either someone wanted to take it home or destroy it.
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It’s called REALISM.  It’s coming off the board to FLY!
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Why don’t you RT this Tweet bird?
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Someone showed you the bird and to congratulate them you took a picture of it.  Ha-ha.
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Photo #5

And how old was this little girl when she drew this one?
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Old school in street art at this level is lame.
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Angel Heart is a Twitter handle not a name of a photo.
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On The Wings Of Love by Jeffrey Osborne is one bitchen song.
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Photo #6

This is a valuble piece of art.  It warns you that when running avoid the piles of dog poo.
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That guy is shit kicking himself for not being a better piece of art.
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He needs to pick up after his dog like everyone else not just kick it away out of view.
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You know you don’t have to waste it by playing in it.  You can Compost the dog waste.
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Guess we should just be happy that’s he’s not flinging it at people.  Funnier to see, but messy to get out of ones hair.  

HERE’S MY ‘THAT’ MAG COVER WE SHOT IN FRANCE. PHOTOS HERE:

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/04/heres-my-that-mag-cover-we-shot-in-france-photos-here/

Photo #1

In France That translates to The Hot Arse Tourist those who pose from the United States.
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There is no 'we' when your the only one in the photos.
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Are we using 'we' as in: Here's my 'THAT' magazine cover,  yes ↶(we) shot in France.?
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I’m not an expert in French, but I did check for you.  They DID spell your name correctly.
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Photo #2

Editors Note:  Why are you going to make me read? 
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After reading/translation:

‘..no limits except those that you created.’  Really?  What about SPEEDING limits?  I create tickets for the state all the time.
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‘You get up, take your guitar and you write.’  Funny, I get up, cuss that my alarm clock has a snooze alarm and get dressed.
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‘Do you need to wander in a state of mind to compose’  I think she/he was really asking if you take the Lady GaGa method of the weed when you write.
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Stop saying ‘Led Zep’.  Show some respect for the Legends.  Either Led Zeppelin all the way out or Zeppelin.
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You mentioned something about ‘In the past so some of my songs sounded too much like..” you might also want to mention YOUR not the only one who wrote something for the album or did Shannon didn’t contribute a song or two? #L490  Again, 30STM has 3 Members even if only one is being interviewed at the time.  Nice to give props to others.←
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Photo #3

Is this an impression of the old Saturday Night Live sketch with Al Franken when he'd look in the mirror and go: "I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me” 
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Is that Tomo dressed in the white shirt in the reflection and is he trying to ruin the shot by
taking a leak?
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Jared thinking:  This is one badarse mirror.
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Jared thinking:  Oh man what happened to my mo-hawk?
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Jared thinking:  I wonder if I can keep these clothes.  I can add it to my ‘ready for church’
collection.
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Jared thinking:  Everyone is right.  I do clean up nice!
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Secret revealed:  When off the road Jared becomes a nice suit wearing, window peeping Tom.
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Jared thinking:  That reporter is STILL waiting outside my hotel.  I can’t let him see me like this....you know "normal".
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♪♫ Mirror Mirror along the Street
Who knows I’m wearing flip flops on my feet? ♩♫♪
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Jared thinking:   That baby is the biggest stack I have ever seen…..to cover them with something sticky or sweet...oh I also wonder if they offer waffles and French toast with those pancakes too. (Dirty Alert!)
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Jared thinking:   I wanted my hair up, but that hairstylist said she had product that would make me look better in this shot.  I really find out what ‘Cover Your gris pour les homes’ means in English.  (Translation:  Cover Your Grey for Men).
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Is it me?  It looks like a kids face or WTF is that?

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Photo #4

“Sh(*^%&%it, the same old problem.  I can’t tell if its my breath that’s bad or my hands.”
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Jared thinking:  Do you know where my hands been?  Jealous?
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Jared thinking:  I’m only partly shy.
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Jared thinking:  I would look so badarse if I wore an eye patch.  Arggg!  Captain Jared!☠
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Jared Confesses:  My new job when I take a break from touring….Hand Model.
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Did You Know: 
http://theweek.com/article/index/209999/six-things-your-fingers-say-about-you
1.  That you are a man, or a woman The most obvious thing the length of your finger tells you is your sex. Men's ring fingers are normally longer than their index fingers, while womens' ring and index fingers tend to be the same length.

2. That you make a lot of money, or not Researchers in Cambridge discovered that stock traders with long ring fingers made more money than colleagues with shorter ring fingers.

3. How good you are at sports Men and women whose ring fingers are longer than their index fingers are more likely to have an aptitude for sports.

4. That you are good at math Children with "masculinized" ring fingers — that is, longer than their index fingers — do better in math tests than in literacy tests, found scientists at the University of Bath. Alternately, children whose second and fourth fingers are the same length perform better in literacy tests.

5. You are prone to arthritis If your index finger is shorter than your ring finger, you may be
more likely to develop arthritis, found researchers at the University of Nottingham. Those with "masculinized" finger lengths were more likely to develop osteoarthritis in the knees, and in the hips.
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Photo #5

Is this the print ad for your new cologne?  Jared by Jared.
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Welcome to the new reality show:  “Whose Ear is it?!”
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Are you feeling pressure to do these photo shoots?  I mean its not like your backs against the wall or anything, right?  Apparently it is.  Ha~ha.
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“OMG!  Your Jared Leto!  My granddaughter loves you!  Let me take a picture.  My eye sight isn’t so good…Click.” PSA for why Grandma’s shouldn’t carry camera phones.
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Who brought the cat to the set and forgot to use the lint brush on your sweater?
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You know, leaning against the wall might be the safest way for fans/Echelon not to sneak up on you.
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It’s keep your ear to the ground not to the wall.  Unless your in a bad hotel with thin walls and a glass to press against them.

PHOTOSHOOT I did with @alinetappia, @jacquietappia + the good people of BLAST Magazine in France

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/29/photoshoot-i-did-with-alinetappia-jacquietappia-the-good-people-of-blast-magazine-in-france/

Pre-Photo Comments:  Your luck must have been with you to avoid the Bad & Ugly people at Blast and only dealt with the Good people.  (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly movie goof).

Photo #1
Jared thinking:  Damn there really is a view in this hotel.
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Jared thinking:  Shannon has my camera I just know it.  I just don’t know how to prove it yet. (Get it?  Shannon is taking the photo).
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Jared thinking:  That hair dye bottle had a leak in it and now I can’t change my hair color.  Ruined my favorite shirt too!
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Jared thinking:  I think Tomo was lying when he said he couldn’t find any Hawaiian shirts.
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Hey look!  Jared is checkout out the beach to see if there are any hot lifeguards on duty.
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Jared thinking:  Did I put enough product in my hair to survive this warm weather?
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Jared thinking:  Finally!  Being this far away from everything there is NO way any paparazzi will find me.
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Jared thinking:  I wonder being so close to the other buildings I wonder if Shannon and Tomo would freak if I started doing some parkour.  (Parkour is a way of conditioning the body and the mind by learning how to overcome obstacles with speed and efficiency. Originally developed in France!)
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Jared thinking:  Another Awesome Day. ☼
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Jared thinking:  If I bring my hair up a little higher and ran around the beach yelling, “I’m a
Land Shark” if someone would laugh. (Saturday Night Live goof).

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Photo #2

Jared thinking:  Thank goodness for a minute there I thought I lost my hands.  I just realized they were on the other side of the staple.
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Jared thinking:  Sh*#%&it I still have the woman’s phone number in my hand.

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Photo #3

Questions/Answers
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Photo #4
“No they are not UGGS!” (UGG Boots)
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Jared thinking:  The bellhop service in this place sucks.  Where is the man whose going to haul this downstairs?
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Jared thinking:  Yea I see Tomo and Shannon out there by the pool having fun.  I can’t believe Shannon sent me to my room!
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Jared thinking:  See not only do I play the guitar I reuse the case as my personal podium.
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Jared thinking:  This elevator is taking forever!
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Jared thinking:  It looks like a beautiful warm day.  Maybe I should have wore my shorts instead.
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Jared thinking:  Maybe I shouldn’t have volunteered to bring down Tomo’s violin case.  I never knew they came in this size!
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Jared thinking:  I know my guitar isn’t in here.  I stuffed the towels, bathrobe and soaps and lotions inside.  I hope they don’t ask to check it.

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Photo #5

Jared thinking:  All right!  I got away with…..Oh Sh&^*(*it.
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Jared confesses:  Of course I drive the speed limit and just because I have my racing gloves on means nothing.
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Jared thinking:  I wonder if I can convince the guys to modify the doors on the tour bus like this.
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Jared thinking:  How am I going to get this to fit?
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“Jared your holding up traffic!”
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Photo #6

"Oh!  That’s my air conditioning for the car.”
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You never knew:  They were using a wind machine to blow the jacket back and yet not a hair out of place.
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Editors Opinion:  This jacket made you look less cooler than the other one.  First one seemed more to be your style.  Or should be part of your style.
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Jared thinking:  I am so glad I’m wearing gloves because I’m sure this isn’t the car for the
photo shoot.  (finger prints)
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Jared is grateful for the belt that you can scribble on like a white board because he missing writing on his wall at the Hive.
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Jared thinking:  All right the guitar is in.  Now I’m off to get the rest of the gear to load up
for the gig.  Though I rather have the bus even if its not as cool looking as this car, but
Shannon said it’s the car or walking.
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Jared thinking:  If I leave the doors opened I’m sure I can take clearer photos for my Blog.  That windows always leaves reflections.
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Jared thinking:  Do I know that chick?  OH!  "Hey Tomo!"

french gryphon!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/11/french-gryphon/

This truly is art.  The water takes away some of the majestic of the sculpture, but it is a fountain after all.
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Now stand behind it and have Shannon/Tomo take the shot so it appears your taking a leak like in Austin Powers spoof.
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Your looking for the part that’s a Tiger, aren’t you?
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Now this would have been a badarse album cover or part of the next video.
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No gargoyles?
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Where are the paper towels to use after I wash my hands?  I mean do I just air dry them?
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I’d add red food coloring in the mix and start yelling, ‘It’s Alive!’
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Something I wouldn’t like to meet in a dark alley, but have on my side in a street fight.
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How would one cook that sucker up if it was real?
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It’s sad that Medusa already reached this mythical creature before we did.
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How did that sucker pee?
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Do you think it’s young God’s first clay project right after Adam & Eve?
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This is nothing new.  People have been making these types of mash ups for years:

Shannon's Body/Jared's Head/Tomo's Hair & Beard & Mustache