http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/05/notes-from-the-outernet-more-pics-from-terrysdiary-com/
First 3 photos see prior blog entry because they are repeats. Again, there is a misspelling of a name. It's Leigh Lezark.
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Photo #4
“Do I really need a breath mint?”
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Jared only thinks your on the way to Cafe Flore. Little did he know that it was Jared’s time for his ‘Check up from the Neck Up’.
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“I just ate some candy. Did it turn my tongue green?”
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“Seriously Terry, are my tonsils swollen?”
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“I smell like cookies, but I think you taste like Candy.”
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“Then Shannon took off his shoes and that smell of his funky feet make me go….”
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“Did you see that’s chicks skirt. Eck!”
Photo #5
That what my mom says: If you continue to make faces one of them will stay that way.
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You must be really alert during tennis matches you attend too.
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You can’t get your tongue to touch your nose, but you can F up your eyes that way?
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Just let everyone know you have a glass eye and get it over with it.
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Is this why we see Jared in so many photos with shades to cover up this issue?
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It would be so much cooler if you did both at the same time.
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Is this the reason Jared and his girlfriend had a fight because he had a wondering eye? (Ha~ha).
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Now we know why Terry doesn’t trust Jared to drive him anywhere.
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“Hey Jared! Hey! Over here! Look over here!”
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This is an asset because instead of breaking a boring conversation you can look around for someone else in the room.
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This is a talent Jared has picked up thanks to his Tweeting while still pretending to be interested in the reporters questions.
Photo #6
How much do you want to bet French obsessed Jared chose the restaurant?
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Does it really take 2 people to hold a menu?
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Really not good hiding spot to avoid paparazzi Jared.
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I would love to know who paid or if they went Dutch.
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These black and white photos did nothing for this shot, which would have been cooler in color.
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Did you steal that menu?
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Thank goodness Jared is wearing his nail polish so we could tell the fingers apart. #sarcasm
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Did you and Jared eat outside or did you want to privacy from the paparazzi and eat inside?
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Did the two of you make the café de Flore or did it make itself to have you come one day to visit? (Rendez Vous au cafe de flore translates You Make the Café de Flore)
Photo #7
Flip him!
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Andre that is not anyone’s RESET button. He really isn’t a robot.
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Andre: “Say Uncle!”
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Maybe Jared shouldn’t have told Andre that Wrestling is fake and he wouldn’t try to prove him wrong.
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This is the day Jared learned of Andre’s love of axillism. (Armpit fetish).
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What’s the problem? Andre just wanted to know if Jared was ticklish. Echelon ~ you know you want to know too.
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This is what happens when Shannon and Tomo isn’t around to watch Jared’s back. People jump on it!
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Request: Add last names to the people we don't know! We know Jared Leto, but who is the 'other(s)' in the shot?
Photo #8
With the need for sleep shouldn't Jared be drinking suppress~o?
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Did you know: George Clooney in the first Nespresso commercial?
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Holy Crap! I thought he was a Hot chocolate man!
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This can’t be a real photo. Why drink wimpy coffee when I know there is a Starbucks opened somewhere nearby?
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Terry: “You know that’s not coffee, right?”
Jared frozen in mid sip: “Say what?”
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What no cake? (coffee cake)
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How embarrassing. Jared forgot to stick his pinky out while drinking.
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If you drink it ~ The sleep demons win. (F~king sleep demons robbing my dreams tonight ~ Tweet goof)
Photo #9
I could have had a V-8!
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“Terry switch to video on your camera and catch this for YouTube!”
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Being late for a fashion show? Sometimes its better to be the turtle instead of the hare. Everyone gets to see you enter.
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Many rather hear that Jared is late for a fashion show than his latest girlfriend is the one whose ‘late’.
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At least there isn’t any toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
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“Catch me Terry!”
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Jared is the White Rabbit: ♪♫ I'm late ~ I'm late ~ For a very important date. ~ No time to say "Hello." ~ Goodbye. ~ I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! ♪♫ (Alice In Wonderland goof)
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“I was trapped in the dressing room!”
Photo #10
Reporter who has no idea who anyone is asks: “Tell us Joey Lawrence how’s the new show?”
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Bet you wish you brought a jacket with you.
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What’s that guy doing with Shannon’s glasses?
Photo #11
Nothing says love like seeing you as your acting character that was a junkie.
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I’d post more, but I have to go to Ebay and see how much they are selling this signed photograph.
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I’d be making the traditional beard and devil horns just to make it extra unique.
Photo #12
Question: Why do they ask you to deface (Get it?) your photo and not just sign the back of the photo instead?
Photo #13
Jared: “Terry! I didn’t pull your finger!”
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Jared: “I’m thinking of being a ninja for Halloween. What do you think?”
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Jared: “I just found this kewl gag from that Bondage Magazine. It looks something like this.”
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Jared: “If your truly my fan tell me the color of my lips.”
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Jared: “I love the smell of this fabric softener.”
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Jared: “This is the worse Witness Protection Program ever!”
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Jared: “Make up is getting expensive….what do you think of Mask Theme Night Terry?”
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If your going to Puk ~ Puk into this! (Twitter goof). (if you're gonna spew, spew into this-Wayne's World goof)
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Jared: “This is a kidnapping. You don’t know me.”
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Jared: “I have the biggest zit…not cold sore…I SAID IT WAS A ZIT!”
Photo #14
Jason thinking: I don’t know who this guy thinks I am. I’m just the camera man operator.
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Jared: “I know this guy!”
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Jason thinking: I don’t know this guy.
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Jared: “Were both been actors and musicians.”
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Jason thinking: I was an musician then turned actor.
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Jared: “Were both young and single.”
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Jason: "I married my girlfriend Brady Cunningham."
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Jared: "Say WHAT?"
30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS
Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.
First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.
Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.
We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?
For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.
Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.
Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.
Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.
As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.
Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.
While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.
And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?
Legend.
As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.
Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.
P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.
There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.
Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!
Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:
Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!
First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.
Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.
We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?
For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.
Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.
Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.
Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.
As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.
Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.
While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.
And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?
Legend.
As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can
Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.
P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.
There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.
Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!
Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:
Where do you find the time for all this? God Bless!
ReplyDeleteRemarkable! They all had me laughing and I haven't done that in a while. I need to go back and read the other months. Keep up the good work!
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