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Photo #1
WOW! They went all out using a shower curtain for privacy. Someone is a big spender! $$$
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It’s contagious! Thumb up! OMG! Now I’m doing it! I can’t stop! #ThumbRehab
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New Game: Shirt….Shirt…Tank!
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Is that the ‘Anything Goes Make Out ’ room behind the curtain I’ve heard (made up just now) about?
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Who just saved 15% on their car insurance?
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Are you trying to put Siskel & Ebert out of business by going adding another thumb up/down option?
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The guy in the back is so jealous that he can’t join your fun because he’s in charge of holding that drunk chicks hair back.
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When Terry is actually in the shot then whose taking the photo? #noCredit ?
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Is that a quick shower room where you dunked your head in to make it matted down?
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“That’s right everyone we’ve snuck in. Yea!”
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How many times are you going to replay your favorite Gladiator scene from the Colosseum?
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Q. What do these guys all have in common?
A. They all do what Albert Hammond Jr’s band name says they do. (When their girlfriends are busy). Google band name. I had too!
Photo #2
Whose the dude in the middle? Oh SNAP!
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Someone’s getting lucky tonight!
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It’s just not the same when a chick goes solo with the Thumbs Up. :-(
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I was going to say this is an old fashioned Hollywood party, but they still all have their clothes on.
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Where’s Albert’s collection of necklaces? Awkward.
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Who knew Henry Winkler’s long lost daughter was a drunk? (AAAAAA! The Fonz).
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Did you and Albert see enough of each other from the Leeds Festival ?
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Hope she ate something to keep her stable with all that wine. I mean besides the 5 tic-tac's.
Photo #3
That was very sweet of Shannon to loan you his muscles for the party. (Ha~ha).❤
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Looks like someone has been hanging out with Hans and Franz! (We Just Want To Pump You Up! ~ Saturday Night Live Skit goof)
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Return the shirt. Ask them for another one. Ask them if they have one that doesn’t show off the man nipples so much. #notSexyonDudes
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Sorry Jared your still mini Hulk Hogan. Keep up the good work.
Hulk Hogan |
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Now we know you can pack on the muscle now pack on some fat.
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I hope there is at least a lap seatbelt used.
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Asking for more ‘personal space’ isn’t that hard Jared. You don’t have to make your own.
Photo #4
Wow! Her brother James had it right, ‘she’s beautiful’! (She’s NOT singer James Blunt’s sister).
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Watch it now she’s a marred woman! One scandal at a time.
Photo #5
This photo had me at Stefano (Italian Fashion Designer).
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Jared should ask Stefano if he has anything left over connection to hook him up with some Giorgio Armani suits. Love to see him in one of those.
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Jared should just leave those shades in his pocket. The over the eyebrow version blow! Get the mini 80’s Footloose style would be more sexier? Yes? TWITTER POLL !
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Who thought 30 Seconds to Mars was a Cult? I think Terry is creating one of his own called Thumbs Now !
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Now everyone knows the secret 30STM handshake is really a Thumbs Up sign. Thanks guys! #sarcasm
Photo #6
Jared must have some CRAZY driver to have to hold on to the handle.
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TURN AROUND! No free samples at this show!
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Sadly, Jared holds the handle in cars because he missing holding them in the subway in NY.
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No Jared. You can’t pull the handle and make the car stop like they do back in the day with Trains.
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That’s not the handle you want to use to open the door. (it’s the metal one)
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Jared is displaying one hand, but where exactly is the other?
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Do you think Kool Moe Dee knows that Jared is wearing his shades?
Photo #7
Next time trying wearing a JACKET over that shirt so you can say at the show that:
1. I like your brand.
2. I like your style.
3. I have my own brand and style to go with it.
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Why not wear a hat if your going to wet it down? Do you want to get a cold?
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If that really was a smoke detector shouldn’t it be going off when someone ‘Smokin’ Hot’ comes near it? #Cheesy
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IMHO Commentary: Something about this place so empty and looking like part Art gallery and part High School looking makes this photo…..well, it appears more like Jared is one of the models going to the stage instead of attending the show. Plastic.
I split my screen to compare the Hulk Hogan photo with Jared and that made it even funnier! <3
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