Witticisms By FolkToe: Bam Margera

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: BABY DEER!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/13/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-baby-deer/

I already GOOFED on this one. Found on this same Blog found at this link!

http://folktoe.blogspot.com/2012/04/me-and-my-friend-deer-me-and-my-friend.html

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @BAM__MARGERA in a #DEATHBYFLASH tee

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/12/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-bam__margera-in-a-deathbyflash-tee/

It's a sad, dark times when Jared can't find the right spokesperson for Merch.

We've had an unknown kid, an unknown woman, Jamie, himself and now Bam.

How will Jared survive if he doesn't have the right person to advertise the merchandise? #Sarcasm

PHOTOS: Tattoos

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/27/photos-tattoos/

Quote: "People who point fingers and judge are hypocrites," she explains. "So you just have to blow a kiss and wink with your middle finger."
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How embarrassing her fake eye lash is stuck!
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No amount of scrubbing will wash that off….or will it?
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Do you know where those fingers have been? Euuu!
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So THIS is what Rock n’ Roll Looks Like? ("This Is What Rock n' Roll Looks Like" (featuring Lil Wayne) is a song of hers.)
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I guess whatever she ate it was ‘finger licking good’
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What is she teaching him some gang signs?
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Bam thinking: “Yea, she’s crazy, but it’s the crazy chicks that make things wild.”
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If you haven’t figured out where those fingers have been here is the answer:

Porcelain Black & Dave Navarro

PHOTO: Me + @bam__margera – Porceline – NY

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/26/photos-me-bam__margera-porceline-nyc/

What you don’t know: That is Jared’s warm up exercise before a 3 way kiss.
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Question: Why is most photos Jared likes to link heads together?
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What you don’t know: Bam is grateful that it was Jared’s tongue that was hanging out. #think dirty
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Question: Is that Bam’s wife? Thought Missy was a redhead.
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What you don’t know: She’s going to use her looks to distract them to pick pocket them later that night.
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Question: Do you think Jared sticking his tongue out is the mating call for a French Kiss?
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What you don’t know: That’s the funny face Jared made and it’s really did freeze that way.
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Question: Don’t you think Jared knows he has better uses for that tongue than just for show?
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What you don’t know: Terry is off to the side waiting to throw M&M’s in Jared’s mouth. #greenOnesOnly
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Question: Why didn't Jared choose 2 chicks and not just 1 chick and 1 dude in his photo?
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What you didn’t know: Soon after this shot Jared and his current girlfriend will have a "full-on fight"at the party.
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Question: Did Jared mean Porcelain? #Porcelain Black (Bam Margera & His New Flame Porcelain Black)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET: ME+BAM nyc!!!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/12/notes-from-the-outernet-mebam-nyc

Pop Quiz: Stories show married people have less aggressive issues. Can you identify the married man in this photo?
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Can’t be sure, but are you again in an elevator?
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Bam thinking: Hope he doesn’t recognize his scarf.
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One glove? Are you missing the Michael Jackson style? Are you bringing it back?
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No one knew how the conjoined twins were going to fair that day they were separated, but
professionals agree that it has taken a toll on one of them.
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Bam: I like Rainbows and Unicorns.
Jared: I like to rip up perfectly good shirts. Yea!
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One of these guys were part of the crew of Jackass. The other…is acting like one.

Whats in @bam__margera’s pockets

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/08/whats-in-bam__margeras-pockets/

What’s in NOT Whats in (Grammar error)
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Did the cop first frisk him after he emptied his pockets?
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Only one phone?
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Where’s the rocket pocket?
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I zoomed in but I can’t really make out the last number on his credit card on the left….is it a 4 or an 8?
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Nice international flare. Bank of AMERCIA card, Montreal map (CANADA), and London (UK) hotel key.
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Why does he need map? Doesn’t he have the GPS app on his phone?
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2 lighters yet I see no cigarettes?
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So this means this is the junk in his trunk?
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How can he play pool with all that stuff stashed in them? (pocket pool goof).
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Interesting…no photos of the wife?
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Tweet send, but never gotten a response:

@jaredleto I have a name, bank and first 8 #’s on ‘Checking’ account card. Trying 2 help ID thieves #Jackass? #Outernet Photo #zoom #Bam

(So let's hope someone in Jared's camp reads the message somewhere before crooks do).

A motley crew in Montreal

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/06/a-motley-crew-in-montreal/

Sorry, but there is only one true Motley Crue and they are Vince, Nikki, Tommy and Mick.
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Yeah! Now we have enough people to do the Macarena! Or YMCA dance?
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Thirty Seconds To Mars 2.0?
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Check it out Jared volunteered to the this groups mascot! Cool!
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Looks like a bad of weird superheroes helping a damsel in distress.
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Your love of J.R.R. Tolkien’s ‘The Fellowship of the Rings’ has gone to far! Stop blocking people and saying, “You shall not pass!” while wearing the hat.
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Oh Jared how embarrassing. You’re the only one who didn’t remember to bring his shades. Awkward.
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Abercrombie & Fitch ad for the modern day Rockers.
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Welcome! We are the official Canadian Tourism Commission.

@BAM__MARGERA and I hunting for humans

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/06/bam__margera-and-i-hunting-for-humans/

Jokes on you because Bam is only hunting one human in general and he’s wearing an animal hat.
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Human’s are expensive just go fishing.
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Run Tomo! Run Shannon! Matt wasn’t fast enough with this game last time….do you understand what happened to him now? RUN!!!
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You know you should never put that information (confession) out on your Twitter unless you want to help the cops find the killers.
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Thought you were a vegetarian? Your suppose to eat what you kill it’s the law of the land.
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Why does Bam have that same smile Dick Cheney had on his face last time he took a “Friend” on a hunting trip?

GUNS, GERMS, and BAM BAM!!!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/06/guns-germs-and-bam-bam/

Her hair is red, the thing on your head is dead and Bam takes that chick to bed ~ enough said.
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Is this what happens when Shannon leaves you alone?
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Got the gun, I see Bam, but whose got the germs? (that leaves 2 of the people in the shot).
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Is that a flicker of the light or is that a cavity we see in your mouth?
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THIS IS WAR! With paint guns! At least one.
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Welcome to Jared Leto’s reality show. Today’s topic: Why do skateboarders get the hot chicks and I get this?
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Jared’s holding a big gun and Bam is smiling because the right hand of the readhead might be doing the same thing.
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AAAAAAA! I’M OUT OF PAINT BALLS!