Witticisms By FolkToe: Bart

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: I’m with Cubbins

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/04/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-im-with-cubbins-3/

Wondering: Was Bart waiting his turn to lay on the porch steps after Jared? (former photo goof)
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Happy: It's nice to know that no matter wherever Jared goes he's never alone.
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Sad: Doesn't New York have enough trouble without having Bart running the streets there?
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Wondering: Will Bart ever find enough money in his couch cushions to update his photos?
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Big Whoop: I was with Cubbins the night before.

NOTE FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Bart signs the bill!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/19/note-from-the-outernet-photo-bart-signs-the-bill/

One day Bart is signing the bill for Jared the next he’s signing Jared’s checks. #SlipperySlope.
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Wow! Bart must be rolling in it to pick up the tab for everyone!
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Are you sure this is Bart’s signature? I mean the only thing he’s known to "sign" is his middle finger.
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What Jared doesn't know: Bart forged his own signature.
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What Jared doesn't know: This is only one of five bills Bart had to sign due to his rowdy ways.
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What Jared doesn't know: Bart used Jared’s debit card to pay the bill.
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What Jared doesn’t know: Bart only gets photographed on the left side of his face.
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Wow! Bart's ‘signature’ looks nothing like his drivers lincense!
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Someone at your camp forgot to follow your caption instruction to ‘cut out cubbins’. Ha~ha.
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So Paris is taking artistic signatures over cash these days, huh?
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Are we sure Bart wasn’t a doctor is his past life to sign like one?
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As long he isn’t signing anything into Law then we should be okay.
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It certainly better than Bart signing the Wanted Posters at the Post offices.
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Bart doesn't mind signing the bill because he knows Jared is good for the money to pay him back.
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Let’s just hope Bart continues to sign the bill and doesn’t go all Anime on it.
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Could be worse ~ Bart could have gone and .GIF the bill instead.
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Bart not only signed it, but added his own watermark. Kewl.
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Bart signs the bill over to Shannon’s room number! Ha~ha.
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If what happened in the room ever gotten to the press…well, I’d have someone else sign the bill too. Ha~ha. #Par~ty.
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P.S. FORGOT THE 'S' in NOTES

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: 2 as 1 – Bart Art

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-2-as-1-bart-art/

“Welcome class to art for beginners.”
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This can’t be Jared because neither one of them have their mouth open. #Chatty
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No hair, eyebrows, and no smile. Bart is such a non uninspired prick! Bart’s really who now?
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When good pranks go bad!
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Bart should have gone for the lock the lips and throw away the key. Not zip the lip! (Lock your lips and throw away the key & Zip your lip goof)
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Bart works with the only material most men know about….wood.
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At least they see eye to eye.
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Best damn illusion! I see the candle stick between them!
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Bart must have seen that episode from ‘Tales from the Darkside’ where the lady sewed her mouth shut.
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Bart must be flashing back to the 80’s again inspired by The Go-Go's. (The Go-Go's – Our Lips Are Sealed goof).
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You might want to tell Bart that if he’s trying to loose weight that is not the part the doctor
STAPLES.
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Noticed they aren’t identical twins. One is a little 'off '.
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Maybe you should just get an account at www.deviantart.com/ to have better comments and ratings on Bart’s art.
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Art should inspire and ask, ‘How does this piece make you feel?’ and I must answer, ‘Feels like Bart ran off with your cash!’ (Sucker).
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Thought a ‘Hippie’ like yourself would be more interested in Abstract than Modern Art?
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Do you really what to know how I know you got ripped off? Bart never signed his work! (Or did he on the back?)
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I think I remember when this started. It started with ‘I bet you I can stop talking longer than you can.” Dare.
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Shouldn’t there be some wavy lines if your trying to express that they are telepathic?
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Which one is the 'Evil' one and which is the 'Good' one?
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Which ones the chick?
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Those are Gnarly matching tattoos!
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Maybe some years of therapy can help patch Bart back together (Sybil style.).
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OMG! Is that done in pen? How fricken lazy is Bart he can’t work a soldering iron?
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Their favorite TV Show? MONK. (Get it?)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me w/ Tiny Bart Art

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-w-tiny-bart-art/

With such a precious piece of original art shouldn’t you have framed it first before tacking it to the wall?
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Run out energy to scribble on walls?
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You call yourself an art collector? Where is the fancy light that illuminates, but doesn’t fade
such price less works of art? (Get it? Price less).
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Shannon taking the photo: “Bro. Pants?”
Jared: “What are you talking about? I’m wearing pants!”
Shannon: “No, you don’t understand that’s what all the woman are fantasizing about you NOT wearing when they see this shot.”
Jared: “Kewl.”
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Jared: That’s right Tomo this baby was almost out of reach at the art auction.
Tomo: Really?
Jared: Yea. "One... Hundred... Billion Dollars later it was all mine! Mine! (Austin Powers goof)
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Jared: I don’t have a level so you have to tell me. Is it straight?
Tomo: LOL!
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For some reason my Friend just had a hankering for some ribs for dinner tonight.
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Welcome Reporter Lady. This is my art collection. I find rare pieces and display them here. Now my bedroom is…
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Sad. I remember days later when you were so upset when you learned you were suckered into a forgery of Bart’s art.
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Look whose “Styling And Profiling” in his own home.
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Remember Jared in Art size doesn't matter. It has no reflection on the purchaser or artist.
(silent laughter).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Follow your dreams – Bart Art

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-follow-your-dreams-bart-art/

Just like the real Bart he never could finish what he started (especially in bed). Ha~ha!
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Following this dream will lead you to a community college.
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Dream of going into another year of art class for incomplete projects are we?
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Follow your dreams if you Only have the cash to make them into reality. Or Parents who are willing to take a chance.
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Follow your dreams to California and then realize you should have stayed home because the streets paved with gold are fake.
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Why follow your dreams when creating them are much more fun?
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Why is the guy in the drawing so unhappy? Was that his dream to be an unhappy S.O.B.?
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When is Bart going to learn not to let the 5 year old next store neighbor do all his artwork?
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So this guys/gals dream is to create incomplete works of art, with a near balding, zit on top of forehead, angry face? Dream Successful!
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Is the arrow leading to the dream of Bart’s? (that’s where the crotch is, isn’t it?) Either to have something there or have others handle something there, right?
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Is Bart’s dream to become a Doodle for the homepage for Google and he ran out of time?
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Can you be a Dream or following you still be considered someone to be a Stalker?
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Most of the women looking at this photo will follow the chick in the photo for her shoes than Bart's work.
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Bart Art? Or Bart Simpson Art?
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For some reason I expected a little more dirtier from Bart in his Art. Anyone else?
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Too bad Bart only colors in Black & White. I do, but I can also Dream in Color. #limited in his dreaming
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To Show Support: Aerosmith called they asked me to tell Bart to ‘Dream On’. ("Dream On" is the first single by Aerosmith from their 1973 debut album, Aerosmith)
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Was it a dream?
Was it a dream?
Is this the only evidence that proves it
Then destroy it and begin again!
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If this is the best Bart has to dream than let’s hope Freddy Krueger knows his address.
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Are you sure this isn’t a dream within a dream? (Edgar Allan Poe)
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Is this a photo of the sleep demon that keep his Friend Jared Leto awake? (It’s a Twitter thing).