Witticisms By FolkToe: Hong Kong

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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the hong kong strut!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/19/the-hong-kong-strut-2/

2 out of 3 people recommend cell & strut for exercise.
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“Dude, are you sure that’s Shannon and not Jared?”
“Yea I’m sure.”
“How?”
“The shoes man…..it’s the shoes.”
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You’ve finally found a country where the MEN are mandatory to cover their heads and not the women. Yea!
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Why didn’t Shannon put his laces in the shape of the TRIAD?
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There must be a Starbucks coffee shop outside because Shannon is in the lead racing outside to get to it. (Shannon thinking): MUST NEED MY FIX!
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Why does Tomo look like Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and no one says anything? (Ha-Ha).
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Sheena Easton would be proud of their strut performance.
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You can always use the SHARPEN tool on PAINT to fix this photo.
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Shannon, Emma, & Tomo: Faster than an ordinary camera.
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Hong Kong does have Salsa Dance Classes if you rather not do the strut.

the monastery – Hong Kong

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/19/the-monastery-hong-kong/

Home Makeover: Hong Kong Edition.
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The Golden Child live there? (film starring Eddie Murphy)
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I prefer the ‘Red Door’ over the Golden one.
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It’s hard to keep the maids employed there because she’ll do windows, but she won’t polish anything!
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REDBRIDGE IS BREWED TO BE RESPONSIBLY ENJOYED BY ADULTS. I don’t see any hanging out at this bridge. Is this a Kid only REDBRIDGE?
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The gates closed! Oh! No! How will we ever get passed a 4 foot closed gate? Idea: Step over or just push open. There is no lock.
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At the top is that where the choir sing from as you come and leave the service?
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Is that the VIP section at the top where Shannon can go outside for a quick smoke?
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Wonder if the TV show 'Ace of Cakes' can make a replica of this place for my next Birthday?
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Jared Leto: Sending a ‘Bridge the Gap’ message to the Western World to the other Cultures around the World.
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Please go up and put a note on the door that says, “Please use other door” and see how many tourists walk all around the place.
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I'll cross that bridge when I come to it, but until then I’ll just imagine myself there. Thanks.

Emma + Tomo – touristas in Hong Kong!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/13/emma-tomo-touristas-in-hong-kong/

Don’t believe they are tourists because they have NO camera of their own on them.
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They are not worthy to stand on the steps?
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Tomo whispers: I’m taller than you.
Emma whispers: But I’m taller than everyone else!

Luk Yu mofo!! – Hong Kong

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/11/luk-yu-mofo-hong-kong/

Translation on sign: We don’t take personal Checks.
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Someone’s going to need a doggie bag for later.
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Your not enjoying your food unless you make a mess. You must have REALLY love it.
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(Tomo thinking): Where’s the Beef?
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Tomo: “Is that a bug?”
Emma: “No.”
Tomo: Dang.
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Is Jared Leto vegan or vegetarian? Yahoo! Answers want to know.
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Emma: “Come on Tomo you can work those chopsticks.”
(Tomo thinking): I can’t believe they were all out of forks and I can’t use my fingers.
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(Tomo thinking): Next time were going to Burger King!
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(Man in background thinking): Look! That boy over there is trying to eat with chopsticks. Ha~Ha.
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Compare what Tomo has on his plate and what Emma has. No wonder she’s so fit. Tomo doesn’t like to share.
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Cheaper to have Panda Express back at the hotel.
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Emma is wearing the cutest bib EVER!
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(Tomo thinking): Hold one chopstick between your thumb and middle finger. Place the other chopstick between your thumb and forefinger......
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LATER: Jared, Shannon & Emma ROTFLTAO because they only go to these places to watch Tomo drop the food from his chopsticks until he ASKS for a fork.

Bamboo – Hong Kong

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/07/bamboo-hong-kong/

Kung Fu Panda’s favorite meal
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FYI: Bamboo has nothing to do with Bam (Margera) getting scared (boo).
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Have fun trying to sneak that through customs. :-)
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Now assemble the scaffolding ~ the hotel has no elevators or stairs inside.
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World’s Largest Toothpicks!
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Laugh now, but they can be transformed into stilts when trying to get the best view for your photos.
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Some see bamboo sticks ~ some see a shinai in the early stages. (Shinai is a weapon used for practice and competition in kendo)
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Did you know: Brano Meres of Slovakia has made a mountain bike out of bamboo.
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Eco-friendly 4-life, huh?
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Did you ever suspect: That bamboo poles were added to the 30STM rider so that if ever fans locate the bands rooms they have a escape plan to pole jump from their windows. The idea came from the 'Hurricane' video after Jared jumped and then was told he really couldn’t have survive a jump that high in real life.
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Why not find some twine and MacGyver a raft and take it down the Tai Po River?

Hong Kong

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/02/hong-kong/

“Yes, he’s here….he’s taking pictures with old out-of-date technology we just sold him 2 hours ago.” (man on phone goofing at you Silly American).
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Go in the 7-11 and grab a Slurpee!
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That Dude is Soooooooo Jay walking!
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(Sasa offers around-the-clock access to the best beauty and health products) So is this a hint to your rare beauty secrets?
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No, this is NOT the Red Light district. Reread your map.
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Would this be a bad time to mention my slight fear of heights?
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Hong Kong roads department must have forgotten the stripe down the road. Oops.
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Fun Fact: Starbucks Coffee made its debut in Hong Kong in May 2000 Shannon must be over-the-moon to be reassured that there is a shop there. Now make him find it! Ha~ha. #hisaddiction
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Sorry you can’t any further…can’t you read the sign. It doesn’t mean No Left Turn….it reads No Leto’s Allowed.