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30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Shannon waiting patiently behind the 3 time winner of the “saddest and most sincere face in the world” competition

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/12/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-shannon-waiting-patiently-behind-the-3-time-winner-of-the-saddest-and-most-sincere-face-in-the-world-competition/

Apparently the competition wasn’t open to those in Russia waiting for food.
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Tell me who is Shannon fooling by pretending to be able to read the signs?
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What Jared doesn't know: Shannon told the old man to ‘move it or loose it’ and now he’s afraid to turn around.
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Wondering: Does the Leto brothers have normal shirts to wear while traveling that don’t show their pits?
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What Jared doesn't know: The elderly man needs to fart, but is afraid Shannon would make a scene over it.
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What Jared doesn't know: This is the 4th airport that lost this guys luggage. He’s used to it.
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What Jared doesn't know: This guy only wants a hug from Shannon, but is afraid he's flip out at the request.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Security Check

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/13/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-security-check/

The TSA agent really was upset because they were expecting to raid your luggage and see underwear!
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Interesting: There are books, but I don’t see the dirty magazines.
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This is all you place in that tiny bucket? Why are you carrying anything except that notebook, book, pen and wearing your hat?
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What? No non-unripped up shirt in the bucket? Are you actually wearing one?
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How long is your flight you need to read?
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How anti-social are you on airplanes?
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See ‘Fortune Magazine’. You don’t have to flaunt what we already suspect what you’ve made. (a fortune).
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Let’s see what Tomo and Shannon is carrying around. Bet its so much less.
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What no Teddy bear?

million dolla’ smile!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/23/million-dolla-smile/

Was the million dollars from the lawsuit with the dentist in the malpractice
lawsuit?
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❤ Love how Shannon leans in just to be in the shot.
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If Tomo isn’t in the know you should go up to him and ask if your in the need
of the mint and blow in his face.
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See there is things to do to pass the time in airports!
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There has to be easier ways to smuggle food on the plane.
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Go up to Tomo and say, ‘Hey some dude just came up to me and gave me this awesome brownie.’
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Why is Shannon wearing Mardi Gras beads?
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Ask the flight attendant if she had any dental floss because you think you
might have something in your teeth. Then smile.
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We know sometimes people think your full of sh$%^#it, but you don’t have to prove it this way.
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This would be even funnier if you talked with an accent.
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Funnier still if you just pretended you don’t know why people are giving you
the looks and then just ask, “What? Do I have something on my face?”

the gang at Dubai airport

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/19/the-gang-at-dubai-airport/

Love how you categorize your Friends as a gang. Are they more like the Jets Vs. Sharks or more like the Socs Vs. Greasers
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Waiting at airports are only the amount of fun you limit yourself in having. Never had fun with the white courtesy phone name game? Paging Mike Hunt….paging Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum.
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Wouldn’t be a long wait if your bus transformed into an airplane for these overseas trips.
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Please remind Tomo when he sits like that it appears he just farted and everyone is laughing at it.
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Rule one in Air Travel: Always carry a deck of cards.
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Looks Tomo made a move to the airport souvenir shop in the (2nd photo).
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So THIS is the wild life of a Rock Star, huh? ★
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There is plenty of time to update your ring tones.
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Sit back and try to beat my high score on Tetris, Hangman or Zelda on your Blackberry.
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Go up to strangers and ask them to take your photo in front of different objects in the airport. If your sporting the mo-hawk…even funnier.
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Just sit next to Shannon and you too can pretend to be a hitman waiting for his victim who seems to be mr. smilie in the front row. (1st photo).

the hong kong strut!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/19/the-hong-kong-strut-2/

2 out of 3 people recommend cell & strut for exercise.
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“Dude, are you sure that’s Shannon and not Jared?”
“Yea I’m sure.”
“How?”
“The shoes man…..it’s the shoes.”
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You’ve finally found a country where the MEN are mandatory to cover their heads and not the women. Yea!
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Why didn’t Shannon put his laces in the shape of the TRIAD?
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There must be a Starbucks coffee shop outside because Shannon is in the lead racing outside to get to it. (Shannon thinking): MUST NEED MY FIX!
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Why does Tomo look like Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and no one says anything? (Ha-Ha).
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Sheena Easton would be proud of their strut performance.
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You can always use the SHARPEN tool on PAINT to fix this photo.
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Shannon, Emma, & Tomo: Faster than an ordinary camera.
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Hong Kong does have Salsa Dance Classes if you rather not do the strut.

Kool Kidz

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/16/kool-kidz-2/

Sensing a theme here….Kid & Kool & misrepresenting of the Kool and not Kewl & all taken all in foreign countries! What’s wrong w/America? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Photo #1

What’s Gene Simmons son Nick doing at the airport?
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Not real Tattoos because he’s Chris Angel secret love child and he’ll make them disappear with soap and water.
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"When I grow up I want to be just like you. But rich."
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"I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN." ☠
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OMG I guess he didn’t get the memo that the TRIADS were to be placed near the elbows this year and not on the top of the hands. Now who in marketing is to blame?
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"Dude, I get so many chicks when I look like that…your kewl with me telling them were related, right?"
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“You complete me.”©
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Photo #2

Meeting of the International Poncho Society come to order….
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Smoking is suppose to stunt ones growth….just think how big this guy would have gotten without the habit.
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Nice optical illusion having it seem the guy is carrying the ladies purse behind him.
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Think that’s an hidden oxygen tank under his tarp because all of the bad air over in China. (goof from previous photo)
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Go up to him and ask if he has black market CD’s of ‘This is War’ hidden under there.
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How much do you think he weights? More or less than you?
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Photo #3

I’m really not into the gang signs thing…what sign does that mean?
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How they expect to ‘raise the roof’ with only two fingers each?
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The trick was to make them give you only ONE finger.
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"Now how many properties do your Families own here in Abu Dhabi?"
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"Roller coaster are kewl, but escalators are better. How many times have you rode this one?"