Witticisms By FolkToe: fans

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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#DREAMSCAPE

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/16/dreamscape-2/

Proves Crazy should Unite!

I didn't even have enough space to mention the carrying the casket over a group of fans like a body surfing move. OH! Damn you 140 characters.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET: SELF PORTRAIT PHOTO FLASH

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/13/notes-from-the-outernet-self-portrait-photo-flash-2/

Had a few Funnies/Goofs, but because they are Echelon (or misguided fans) I shall keep these private and just say AWESOME photographs guys.

#IDEA. Maybe its time for the Echelon/fans to create their own BLOG pages of just their photos (that is not a Tumblr account).

It could be a one a day post (Echelon of the Day) and mini bio of each person so they can share with other Echelon/fans 1 or 2 items about themselves not posted on their Twitter/Facebook pages.

Run with It!

Surrounded in South America!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/30/surrounded-in-south-america/

Please tell me you get a kick back from all the camera sales that boosted since you busted on the music scene.
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“Yes officer, I have proof that I’m being attacked by a group of people.”
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Dude, you should crack a window and crank up your music for all to jam out too.♪♫♩♩♫♪
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Look! It’s Terry Richardson’s photographers graduation class working on their final assignment: Find Jared Leto and take his photo.
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I am all about plastic rubber band type bracelets, but whatever happened to the Friendship Beads Bracelets?
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Is that kid on the left in photo #1 Wilmer Valderama (That 70's Show)

Chilean students

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/05/chilean-students/

Such bad luck on visiting on a day AV (audio visional) Club was taking their
meetings outside.
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Are you sure they are kids? Some women in Chile just appear to be younger.
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Should you be taking photos of fans so young?
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It’s the uniforms that made you stop?
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You know there really is NO lock on that gate, right? Sh%$^%*&*it they
noticed! Hope your wearing your running shoes!
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Is this Camera exchange day? *click*
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Did you notice not one yelled out “Extraño ¡Peligro!” (Stranger Danger!).
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Notice the guy in the 3rd photo? Does his face read, “I’m living the good life
surrounded by all this” or what.
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Summer school really sucked until the day they had a ‘special guest’ coming to
visit on <Stay in School or You’ll Up Like Me> Day. (you can take that joke
positively or negatively --> your choice.)

5 pomegranate MARSHAWKS

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/24/5-pomegranate-marshawks/

This is so wrong. I ordered 5 pure Red MARSHAWKS,
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Found the ‘bird’ from previous photo. (Hawk).
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Seems like someone didn’t get the memo of the daily hairstyle. Awkward.
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Finally! The connection! Jared is posing in a photo with someone wearing a
Nirvana shirt who then later he will in turn play ‘tribute’ too when one of the
people in that band dies.
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Hope this photo was taken in December because Pomegranate and Patchouli was the color palette for then. Now it’s back to Black and Red again.

Shannon with a few friends

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/18/shannon-with-a-few-friends/

Look whose perfected the WWE’s Rock’s people’s eyebrow raise!
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"No this is NOT Jared’s shirt. He “borrows” mine."
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Friends for Dinner?
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“You want to borrow my drum set? NO! It’s MINE….all MINE!”
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Shannon’s new favorite pose is called: Put that camera away before I place this stick somewhere unpleasant for you.
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Dramatic Kitty Pose ~ Shannon style. (YouTube thing).
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Shannon thinking: With this chair this high I can see over Jared’s hairdo and there are fans out there.
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“Of course that’s blood as my drink. You think Jared’s the only ‘Vampire’ in our Family?”
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(Shannon secretly thanks his lucky stars): “Thanks dude, but the ladies already put sunscreen all over my chest like an hour ago.”
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“My names Muscles. Shannon Muscles.” (James Bond goof).
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Is that a mic pack in your pocket or are you…..oh never mind it is a mic pack.
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This would be a great print ad because you have the logo showing on the drum stick. Now slogan ideas??
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So these are All his rowdy Friends that came over too see him play. (All My Rowdy Friends Are Comin' Over Tonight goof)

Kool Kidz

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/16/kool-kidz-2/

Sensing a theme here….Kid & Kool & misrepresenting of the Kool and not Kewl & all taken all in foreign countries! What’s wrong w/America? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Photo #1

What’s Gene Simmons son Nick doing at the airport?
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Not real Tattoos because he’s Chris Angel secret love child and he’ll make them disappear with soap and water.
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"When I grow up I want to be just like you. But rich."
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"I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN." ☠
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OMG I guess he didn’t get the memo that the TRIADS were to be placed near the elbows this year and not on the top of the hands. Now who in marketing is to blame?
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"Dude, I get so many chicks when I look like that…your kewl with me telling them were related, right?"
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“You complete me.”©
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Photo #2

Meeting of the International Poncho Society come to order….
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Smoking is suppose to stunt ones growth….just think how big this guy would have gotten without the habit.
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Nice optical illusion having it seem the guy is carrying the ladies purse behind him.
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Think that’s an hidden oxygen tank under his tarp because all of the bad air over in China. (goof from previous photo)
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Go up to him and ask if he has black market CD’s of ‘This is War’ hidden under there.
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How much do you think he weights? More or less than you?
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Photo #3

I’m really not into the gang signs thing…what sign does that mean?
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How they expect to ‘raise the roof’ with only two fingers each?
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The trick was to make them give you only ONE finger.
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"Now how many properties do your Families own here in Abu Dhabi?"
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"Roller coaster are kewl, but escalators are better. How many times have you rode this one?"

“Can I get a pic?!”

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/15/can-i-get-a-pic/

Pardon? Did you ask “Can I get a lick?”
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Come on fan girl the window is down, the handle is right there OPEN! ATTACK!
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Were you sad when you heard them say, “Hey, it‘s Not Lady Gaga.”
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Now you have the pics now you can fill out those restraining orders paperwork. (ha~ha)
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It seems that the hypnosis classes are working out.