Witticisms By FolkToe: Triad

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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MARS picks by @makerbot!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/25/mars-picks-by-makerbot/

Another theory proven that if it wasn't the old school macaroni art work pieces we couldn't have the vary similar art work of today, but by machines. MACHINES! Run!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Way to MARS World

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/12/14/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-way-to-mars-world/

According to my GPS it’s just two blocks down from ‘The Real World’. (MTV joke).
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I don’t see many rest stops mentioned along the way. I need to stop and stretch my legs on long trips.
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Why is the Mars World yellow?
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Is there any pay tolls on this trip?
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♪♫ We are the World ♪♫ why travel anywhere?
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Does this mean I’ll have ♪♫ the whole WORLD in my Hands ♪♫ ?
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I’m going to have to ask for written directions because my GPS don’t do symbols.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: kool kid triad tee

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/04/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-kool-kid-triad-tee/

Somewhere a mom is crying. And a dad is pissed.
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"Yes, my teeth feel so clean after brushing! I’m buying this toothpaste!"
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Does the thought 15 will get you 20 come to mind?
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Maybe she should have worn a matching TRIAD bra with that shirt.
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Remember the old days when grooupies weren’t so…..(refraining from word here).
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Wondering: How’s this girls self-image?
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“I really want to be a model.”
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Most men are looking at this photo and asking: What triad? (Get it, not looking at that design).
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Why is there a couch anywhere near this girl?
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Is this what Rihanna meant by Disturbia?
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Is this Kool kid wearing your t-shirt too? (From Previous photo goof)

From terrysdiary.com: Jared’s awesome tattoos.

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/02/from-terrysdiary-com-jared%e2%80%99s-awesome-tattoos/

You what this reminds me of? Remember when Wonder Woman had deflected bullets with her silver cuff bracelets…..
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You do know your to ‘square’ to have so many triangles, right?
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They help out technically: Please be kind and rewind on the top and fast forward on the bottom though the boring parts.
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Looks like you were trying to take off your shirt and your arms got stuck in that position.

the triad

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/31/the-triad/

You should leave it glowing and have fans up to it and have a speaker in the back, “I am the
Symbol of your New God!”
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Is there you sacrifice the virgins to keep the Music Gods happy?
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Do you make it blink during your shows?
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One big arse Glow Stick. Where's you get it?
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Are your sure its THE Triad? I mean I took some photos a while back ...

In a Gondola Ride

Running of the bulls

At the Eiffel Tower

Kool Kidz

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/16/kool-kidz-2/

Sensing a theme here….Kid & Kool & misrepresenting of the Kool and not Kewl & all taken all in foreign countries! What’s wrong w/America? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Photo #1

What’s Gene Simmons son Nick doing at the airport?
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Not real Tattoos because he’s Chris Angel secret love child and he’ll make them disappear with soap and water.
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"When I grow up I want to be just like you. But rich."
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"I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN." ☠
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OMG I guess he didn’t get the memo that the TRIADS were to be placed near the elbows this year and not on the top of the hands. Now who in marketing is to blame?
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"Dude, I get so many chicks when I look like that…your kewl with me telling them were related, right?"
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“You complete me.”©
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Photo #2

Meeting of the International Poncho Society come to order….
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Smoking is suppose to stunt ones growth….just think how big this guy would have gotten without the habit.
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Nice optical illusion having it seem the guy is carrying the ladies purse behind him.
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Think that’s an hidden oxygen tank under his tarp because all of the bad air over in China. (goof from previous photo)
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Go up to him and ask if he has black market CD’s of ‘This is War’ hidden under there.
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How much do you think he weights? More or less than you?
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Photo #3

I’m really not into the gang signs thing…what sign does that mean?
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How they expect to ‘raise the roof’ with only two fingers each?
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The trick was to make them give you only ONE finger.
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"Now how many properties do your Families own here in Abu Dhabi?"
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"Roller coaster are kewl, but escalators are better. How many times have you rode this one?"

EVIDENCE OF THE TRIAD FOUND

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/10/evidence-of-the-triad-found/

Where’s the Poncho when you need it?
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You do know ‘April Fools Day’ is in APRIL right?
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I see you thought of nothing of the make-up artist that will one day may have to cover those for a movie, right?
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Znam da ne bi glupan, ali to je bio jedini put Ja mogu nositi štete ste ucinili. Off do sada povracati. (Ask Tomo to translate if you REALLY wanna know).

Translation: I know it would not be a fool, but it was the only way I can handle the damage you have done. Off to vomit now.