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30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Malibu w/ Babu and friends

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/09/13/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-malibu-w-babu-and-friends/

What Jared doesn’t know: There is only one ‘Friend’ in that photo with Babu.
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What we don’t know: Jared’s other ‘Friends’ are still hiding in their game of Hide & Go Seek.
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Wondering: Is Jared trying to locate the perfect spot for a douche commercial staring Babu & his Friend? (running through the wheat field)
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What we know: Babu and this Friend likes to stay on the right path in this world.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Plur love at @ HARDFEST

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/09/06/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-plur-love-at-hardfest/

Well, I see there are no "Daddy Issues" here. So let's move on. #Sarcasm
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Seriously, could someone tell me what Tara Reid is doing at HardFest?
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Someone forgot the 'Respect' part. (PLUR is an acronym that stands for "Peace Love Unity Respect")
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Wow! Is that Frances Bean Cobain? (Courtney Love & Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain's)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – It’s not lime it’s neon green

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-its-not-lime-its-neon-green/

It’s not lime it’s..

the only clean thing in our closets.
the only way we can get others attention
from our mothers closet
a tutu from when I was a girl
stocking from my day job involving a poll.
what distracts people from my nose (you figure which one I'm talking about!)
lemon-lime.
the outfit they chose to join the 'Hug it Out' collection.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST with @ DillonFrancis

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/21/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-with-dillonfrancis/

The only beneift I found with this photo is to learn of someone else in the music business and maybe a hint of what might be added on the new album in some fashion. LINK ----> Dillon Francis

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – i am a DORK

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-i-am-a-dork/

Who knew: That there would be shortage of 'Kick Me' signs in 2012.
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Wondering: Did Jared even give her a heads up that it was there?
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LOL!: That is what happens when a woman turns Jared down for a date. He tags you.
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What Jared doesn't know: At HARDFEST that's a backstage pass.
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WOW: Free bumber stickers! Kewl.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: BTO 2

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-bto-2/

What we learned:

Having a Baby Story:

Unknown guy: "Yes she's Pregnant!"
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Chick: "I'm having a what?!"
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Jared: I'm going to have a baby?"
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Jamie: I'm the baby coming out into the world."

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: The Hunters

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-hunters/

It's been a while since we've seen her, but is that Emma?
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It's night and they are calling themselves The Hunters, yet we have no Night of the Hunter video?
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Wondering: Do they all wear the same size in pants?
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Where's Fred Dryer? (Hunter TV goof)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – PARIS: Alice

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/22/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-paris-alice/

Take the Poll

Alice Is.....

Girlfriend
Model
Super Model
Actress
Call Girl
Stranger
Jared's Mail Order Bride
Not her real Name

I place this blog page this way slightly out of jealously and other because I have no fricken idea what her real name is to Google.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Big orange furry lady

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-big-orange-furry-lady-2/

Do you mind? She’s picking up her medication to clear that medical issue up.
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She’s skinned Elmo’s younger brother!
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She’s killed one of the The Honkers! (The Honkers are fuzzy creatures from Sesame Street who communicate by honking their bulbous noses.)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Pic of a pic

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/28/pic-of-a-pic/

So were camera sharing now, huh?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – MEXICO: mexican muscle momma!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-mexico-mexican-muscle-momma/

What we didn't find out: Jared never corrected her by telling her that that particular tatatoo was on the wrong wrist.
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I give her credit for not contributing to the obesity in this country.
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Nice to see Kim Kardashian finding a way to get over her divorce to Kris Humphries.
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What Jared couldn’t translate: ¿Estás listo para "darle vida a usted"? (Are you ready to “pump you up”?) Hanz and Franz Saturday Night Live sketch.
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What we didn't know: When Jared needs to kick Shannon’s ass she’s his go to person.
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It seems The P90X® worked for someone! (The P90X® workout program).
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That is the muscles Madonna should have been trying for.
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What Jared regrets: Not asking her to bench press him a few times.
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What we didn't know: Jared asked to feel her muscle and in return she asked to do the same. #ThinkDirty

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: kimono

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-kimono/

What we don't know & always feared: Jared is getting tired of his skirt wearing and seeking out a new item to wear for the new year/tour.
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Interesting: Her phone matches!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: ECHELON

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/21/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-echelon/

Looks like someone won't be getting sick from this chick. She's keeping her germs to herself.
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I don't see how you can call her Echelon. I mean just because she has the camera, symbol, guitar straps, and wrist band with the name of the band on it, but I see no tattoo! (don't have one either).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Lil drummer girl w/ a BIG drum

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/09/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-lil-drummer-girl-w-a-big-drum/

It’s Jared’s fault. How are we suppose to get his attention with those ear plugs in all the time?
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It’s just covering up her beer gut.
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She’s in love with Shannon and hoping to get his attention with the drum.
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Do it yourself: Turn your kids trampoline into a drum.
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Advertisement is more than just billboards.
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Rumor has it some men like chicks with a big drum....just go ask Shannon. Ha~ha.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Annabel in Williamsburg

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/08/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-annabel-in-williamsburg/

No COMMENTS HERE. Some know why. If I'm right this is #Annabelle Wallis

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: self portrait of the crew

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/11/21/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-self-portrait-of-the-crew/

What the car behind them are saying: “Honey they are making a left turn…see his hand signal?”
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Emma thinking: If we get in an accident I’m so suing his butt off.
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Guess whose tweeting who.
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Hope there are lap belts there!
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Emma’s hoping you’d push the hydraulics button on the car.
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It’s no use Jared. Emma’s not going to post those photos to her boyfriend on your camera!
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Unknown woman: “Ha~ha Emma! Your on camera!” (Get it? She doesn’t know she is too.
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Emma’s in the backseat. (Enter your own joke here because mine is cruel).
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Jared must be working for Google Earth on street level because I can barely make out any landmarks or signs to see where you all are cruising at.
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Look! It’s Jared Leto in his pimp mobile!
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Should Jared be doing that while driving? #hazzard
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Jared just cut one and waiting to catch Emma’s reaction on film once it reaches the backseat.
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FYI: Would have been cooler if it was taken with side/rearview mirror.
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Look it’s Bonnie, Bonnie and Clyde!
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You know Emma is just going to use that as evidence that she deserves overtime for working after hours.
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Doesn’t Jared know he doesn’t have to take shots like that? I mean that’s what paparazzi is for!
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Look Ma! One hand driving!
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Emma sounding off the Third wheel Alert? Nope. ➔Notice the other chick in the backseat too over Jared's hat.

PHOTO: Tattoo woman

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/11/13/photo-tattoo-woman/

Bold, daring, color corresponding with earrings, and with a smile on her face. What else is there to say about this women?

Except. Wow!

PHOTOS: koolkid – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/11/02/photos-koolkid-paris/

Mystery woman: “You want to make my picture of what?”
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What Jared doesn’t know about this Mystery woman: As he’s talking to her and asking for a photo she’s twittering him.
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What Jared doesn’t know about this Mystery woman: She’s royalty, didn’t he note the purple hat and nail polish? Purple is the color of royalty.
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Jared: “Hey! I’m Jared Leto.”
Mystery woman: “Sure….your Jared Leto.”
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What Jared doesn’t know about this Mystery woman: She’s giving him that look because she only understand French. (and Jared’s needs work).
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What Jared doesn’t know about this Mystery woman: She knows no snowflakes are alike and the tattoo place only had one stencil.

PHOTO: Individualism – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/19/photo-individualism-nyc/

Don’t confuse Individualism with Homelessness
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She wouldn’t be so Individualism if she had Friends!
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Are you sure that’s Punky Brewster all grown up? (it’s not~just a funny)
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Place your bets that HER parents were Hippies.
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Someone took singer Madonna’s words of ‘Express Yourself’ to the extreme.
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“This model is displaying our new Fashion Fall line we will be adding the ‘30 Seconds to Mars’ wardrobe edition for women.”
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Shame she can’t show off the tattoo’s in the winter time. Or it’s a shame she has to wear nearly nothing in the winter time to show off her tattoos.
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How many of them were done by Kat at L.A. Ink.
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I think she maybe addicted. Is there Rehab for Individualism?
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I’m surprised that she’s not wearing a ring. #sarcasm
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Individualism? Or can’t decide on what to wear tattoo or hair color?
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OMG! I get it now! She’s the robber Jared was looking for! She took his hair coloring samples, his love ruining her body with tattoos, the bracelet wearing and even the SKIRT! Turn her in!

PHOTO: death in june – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/18/photo-death-in-june-n yc/

I KNEW Sister Margaret at the Nunnery was hiding a secret!
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#1 Pirates of the Caribbean fan.
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First thought: OUCH!
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Why is she wearing necklaces when the art is the real reason people are looking at her chest.
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No one is checking out her boobs with ART like that!
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♪♫ Yo! Yo! Yo! On a woman’s Chest! ♪♫
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What you didn’t know: She was a fan of Guns n’ Roses before falling in love with Captain Jack Sparrow!
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What are the odds she began by getting a Tramp Stamp as her first taste of the tattoo collection?
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Are these the ‘TWINS’ mentioned in Jared's Tweet? (I've known a lot of twins in my life...I don't know why. 17 Oct)
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Who knew 'death in june' were the name of a band and not a threat?
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Check-it-Out! Cap'n Crunch's evil Cousin!
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“Hey dude. I got wasted last night….I hope I didn’t do anything I’ll regret.”
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She fooled you! They are iron-ons!
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If you think that’s badarse ➔ you should ask to see her piercings!