Witticisms By FolkToe: unknown men

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – ROCK N ROLL!!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/19/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-rock-n-roll/

Wondering: Why does Jared jumps Shannon's bones when he smokes and yet not Jamie's? Is there no brotherly love there?
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WOW!: Is that really Simon Baker next to Jamie? (The Mentalist TV show goof).
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LOL!: Nothing says 'Rocking Out' as wearing Turquoise and Fuchsia in a jacket. NOT!
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Wondering: Whose the Hugh Jackman wanna be by Jared?
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You know your old when....: Your wearing ear plugs at a concert.
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Confused: Is that a flare from the camera on the blonds tooth missing? Did he get lost heading to the RedneckFEST?
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Note to Jamie: Heart stickers on fingernails? What are you some type of guy who can't commit to nail polish or didn't Jared want to share any of his stash?
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Question to Jamie: Are you not wearing a shirt or is that some type of sweater under that jacket?
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Wondering: With the face Jamie is making my concerns is that he's not holding a "regular" cigarette at this show.
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OMG!: This is the after effects of Monkey Snatch in your face! Poor Jamie. (Olympic video goof)
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YEA! It's nice to see they decided to go out on a double date to the festival.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me with Sailors at Union Square in NYC / FLEET WEEK

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-with-sailors-at-union-square-in-nyc-fleet-week/

Jared: This is part of the crew that keeps us safe!
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Jared: I can't descide which is hotter!
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Jared: I love the new fashion of NYC!
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Jared: I came to Fleet Week and all I got was these to guys! (all I got this t-shirt goof)
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Jared: Didn't these guys inspire a Song? LINK---> In The Navy (via the Muppets Show)
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Jared: I have an extra...who wants it?
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Jared: These guys are Sailors and I can Swear Like One! LINK---->Swear like a sailor 2011
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Jared: Ask me how I turned down 'Flag of our Fathers' because of a committment to the band.
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Jared: This is kewl. You guys play war and I sing about it.
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Jared: This is why I come to NYC at this time.
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Jared: Guys. THIS IS WAR/MILITARY NIGHT was so last tour.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: businessmen at play

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/17/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-businessmen-at-play/

Way to go! Now their boss will know they played hookey that day.
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What Jared didn't know: They are really Jehovah witnesses not businesses men.
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Nice to see violent games are not just for American kids.
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Only got awkward when Jared yelled, 'I play winner!'
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Awkward moment #2 when Jared asked, 'How do you get your whites so white'. #Laundry

PHOTOS: KOOLKIDZ in NYC

Photo #1

Looks it’s the California diet!
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Tell us did he do it with Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig?
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What you don’t know: It wasn’t Halloween.
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If you think that top looks cool you should see him in his tuxedo shirt.
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See what happens when you run out of clean laundry?
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Is the extra bones in his bag?
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Have you guessed who he's dressed up as? That's right Calista Flockhart.
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Kool? You'd think without skin he'd be FREEZING!

Photo #2

Hey Carnac the Magnificent where is the skateboard? (Carnac the Magnificent Johnny Carson skit goof).
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Who is Jared fooling? He only took this guys photo because of the matching slit down the side shirt.

la chaim!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/16/la-chaim/

“It’s a cake for my wife’s Birthday you Profiler!” (Guy in background holding box)
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“I’m telling you, Jacob. This is how were going to get the young people in our doors. This is how they dress these days. I’ve seen it on a MTV show."
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Sad that the man stepped into and the woman turned when you were just about to take her photo.
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If I say, ‘It’s a Jewish thing ~ I wouldn’t understand’ would that be bad?
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I recognize the man on the right! He was there on Preppy Night! (alligator on shirt).
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“Dude, where did you get that kewl hat?”
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Whose blue kicks are those?
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“No, really they have the more portable DVD players with larger screens cheap at Best Buy. You can lay them right on the table.”
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“John. Just because you’ve bought a “As Seen On TV" project for better brain power it doesn’t mean it really works.”
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Old School Vs. New Technology: Round 1
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Joining the ‘Black Eyed Peas’ by sharing your Yiddish to an international audience?

Lyrics: I got a feeling…

Fill up my cup
(Drank!)
Mazel tov
(L’chaim!)
Look at her dancing
(Move it Move it)
Just take it off

the gang at Dubai airport

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/06/19/the-gang-at-dubai-airport/

Love how you categorize your Friends as a gang. Are they more like the Jets Vs. Sharks or more like the Socs Vs. Greasers
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Waiting at airports are only the amount of fun you limit yourself in having. Never had fun with the white courtesy phone name game? Paging Mike Hunt….paging Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum.
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Wouldn’t be a long wait if your bus transformed into an airplane for these overseas trips.
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Please remind Tomo when he sits like that it appears he just farted and everyone is laughing at it.
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Rule one in Air Travel: Always carry a deck of cards.
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Looks Tomo made a move to the airport souvenir shop in the (2nd photo).
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So THIS is the wild life of a Rock Star, huh? ★
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There is plenty of time to update your ring tones.
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Sit back and try to beat my high score on Tetris, Hangman or Zelda on your Blackberry.
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Go up to strangers and ask them to take your photo in front of different objects in the airport. If your sporting the mo-hawk…even funnier.
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Just sit next to Shannon and you too can pretend to be a hitman waiting for his victim who seems to be mr. smilie in the front row. (1st photo).

Stormtroopers!?!?

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/16/stormtroopers/

Laugh now, but they are the opening band for your next tour. Didn’t the record company tell you yet?
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When the acid rain fall who will have the last laugh?
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One persons kink in an animal costume is another’s kink in a storm troopers outfit.
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They are the waiters from ‘George Lucas' Star Wars’ restaurant on Main Street. Boys have the toys, but it takes a real man to have the costumes.
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Why is those other two guys laughing? It’s casual Friday at work or didn’t they read their e-mails?
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Are you goofing on our soldiers who came back saving the galaxy? Not cool Jared. Not cool. They are keeping our solar system safe.
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Gaga's back-up dancers.
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It's okay. They can wear white UP TO Labor day.
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Admit it! Your so jealous!
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I guess now I know why Tomo isn’t answering anymore from his Twitter he has other plans. Which one of them is he?

Me + the boys (and the cloak!)

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/03/me-the-boys-and-the-cloak/

Welcome to the Fashion elite of winter! In this winter wonderland you want to hide out from fans in this poncho. What is wrong with the above statement?
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“Let’s hear it for the boys!” (Deniece Williams song)
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Why is it that the one that actually is wearing something to keep him warm is the one that will be getting sick later down the road?
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Now we learn its not the invisibility cloak because WE SEE YOU!
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You actually gave someone access to your camera/phone? You let it out of your grasp? Is that possible?
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Don’t you just hate it when your packing up to leave and your Friend finally arrives still dressed in his poncho.
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Sadly Jared thought they were JP Walker and Travis Rice (famous snowboarders) when he walked towards the pair.
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Boy does the snow blindness make everything look so weird. Shannon
and Tomo look nothing like they usually do, but you do. Weird. Maybe it’s the cloak blocking the rays.