Witticisms By FolkToe: October 2012

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: 3 Halloweens ago! Me + Danica

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-3-halloweens-ago-me-danica/

I got nothing.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Halloween field trip for the office!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-halloween-field-trip-for-the-office/

I wonder if they were offered a paid day off if they would take that instead of riding a thrill ride.
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A Halloween day out and no one dresses up. #Awkward

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: The Hive, Sisyphus, et al prepare for doom

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-hive-sisyphus-et-al-prepare-for-doom/

Just like their jobs ~ they will be having ups and downs.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Sisyphus AJ, his beard, and photobomb by jamiereed

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-sisyphus-aj-his-beard-and-photobomb-by-jamiereed/

Sorry I have nothing for this photo.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Emma and Alex on the coaster!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-emma-and-alex-on-the-coaster/

WOW! Emma is ahead of the curve when it comes to the smirk! McKayla Maroney had the smirk at the London Olympics.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me photobombing Chloe, WallisAnnabelle, and MJ

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-photobombing-chloe-wallisannabelle-and-mj/

Doesn't Jared know that models don't want to have their photos taken while they were off the clock.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me + WallisAnnabelle peeking

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-wallisannabelle-peeking/

The vampire cape is the new Halloween costume in India.
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The second photo is the effects after sniffing fabric softener.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Mustache Man

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-mustache-man/

Anyone else hear the words "I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline." when you first look at these photos?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Rico Suave returns…

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-rico-suave-returns/

This is the disguise that Jared should have when he goes out on his hikes.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: A Rare Glimpse of a Smile

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-a-rare-glimpse-of-a-smile/

Is it me does it look like Jared is acting as if he was walking in a parade.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me + WallisAnnabelle wrapped in our blankets from India

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/28/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-wallisannabelle-wrapped-in-our-blankets-from-india/

Wondering: Just how cold was India at that time?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Two Brazilians + a wolf

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/27/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-two-brazilians-a-wolf/

Two Brazilians? I heard just getting one is very painful...oh! I get it now!
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When Jared wears his hat (even being top rated sexy in this shot alone) while sporting his beard ~ the image of famous Joseph Vacher is there to compare. Who is Joseph Vacher? Joseph Vacher was a French serial killer. He likes his fur hats too.

Jared Leto on Left ~ Joseph Vacher on Right

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me + the city

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/27/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-the-city/

Guess we missed the Sex in the City collection on another website. Sorry everyone that's all I have for this photo. :-(

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Foggy Chicago from the air

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-foggy-chicago-from-the-air/

Fog in Chicago? Has someone reported this to the authorities? #Sarcasm

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Saw Air Force One flying next to us in Chicago

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-saw-air-force-one-flying-next-to-us-in-chicago/

Flight Attendant: "...And if you look out the other side of the plane there are fighter jets going to guide you away from the airplane......"

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Everyone on the plane looking at Air Force One which I couldn’t see cause I was on the wrong side of the plane. :/

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-everyone-on-the-plane-looking-at-air-force-one/

Here is an idea: Get up and look over someones shoulder!
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Question: Has Jared never seen Air Force One before on television? It's AN AIRPLANE!
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What Jared doesn't know: They aren't looking at Air Force One they are all Amish and they are shunning Jared.
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They all wouldn't be distracted if Jared were hosting a VyRT on the plane.
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A missed opportunity: Jared could have had about 10 wallets by the time they turned back around
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What Jared doesn't know: It was a regular plane, but because the flight attendants like to screw with first class people she tells them its Air Force One.

New photos of me at The Chateau Marmont by @Terry_World

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/25/new-photos-of-me-by-terry_world-at-the-chateau-marmont/

This is my EVIL BLOG COMMENT PAGE:

How do you spell Douchebag? ---> J~a~r~e~d L~e~t~o
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My kingdom for a breeze!
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Message to Jared! You don't have moves like Jagger!
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Simon says: Take one step back.
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Nice purple socks Jared make a mistake and shopped in the girls section instead of the boys section again? (LOL!)
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That's no way to ease the pain of your rash. Just take the ointment like the doctor prescribed.
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The band Foster the People song Pumped Up Kicks is only a song Jared.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me + @ SystemOfADown at a protest march years ago

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/25/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-systemofadown-at-a-protest-march-years-ago/

Link to video ---> System Of A Down - Boom (Iraq war peace protest music video) from February 2003. So much for keeping those who had no information what the march was about and keeping things current Jared. #Sarcasm

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Best Time Ever photo with Denver University Field Office

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-best-time-ever-photo-with-denver-university-field-office/

I see no beer pong around so I'm thinking that the best time ever on that campus because when Jared visited Facebook headquarters it was a totally different image.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: At Tennyson at office for @ BarackObama

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-at-tennyson-at-office-for-barackobama/

Question: Did anyone come in and say 'Hello'? (sign says)
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WOW! Budget cuts must be bad when you can't get someone to drag out a full chalkboard outside to make the announcement.
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What Jared doesn't know: Bart was asked first to speak, but he stayed home to Puk and make fun of Creeps.
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Wow! #2: That cardboard cut-out of Jared looks so life like!
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Sad: More people would have attended if they made the board into Twitter logo and Poked more people on Facebook.
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What Jared didn't know: The students that attended cut class to meet with him and so his fighting for more balance to pay for an education was moot.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Colorado for @ BarackObama

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-colorado-for-barackobama/

Question: On August 1, 1876 Colorado became a state so it's old enough to vote, but why would a state vote?
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This is why I won't be voting for Obama. See that sign? Take note of the fine print. Their will always be fine print when it comes to Obama's promises and what he can deliver.
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Damn! I forgot to puchase a domin name to prevent this.
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Hello! I have enough RULES to live by I don't need the President to add more (organizing for America)
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Advice: How about Obama ORGANIZE a balanced budget first before trying to do anything for America.
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When Obama losses: I'll hire him to organize my closet space or feng shui my house.....that is if I can still aford it.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Brothers + Sisters

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-brothers-sisters/

What Jared and Shannon might not know: If they have matching 'Tramp Stamps'.
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What Jared and Shannon might not know: ♪♫ Sisters are doing it for themselves not for them. ♪♫ (Eurythmics and Aretha Franklin song )
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What Jared and Shannon might not know: Their not sisters their pulling a Patty Duke on them. They are identical cousins!
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What Jared and Shannon might not know: The guy behind them is praying that he can get one of the leftovers.
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What Jared and Shannon might not know: They guy on the right is thinking: I'm the one wearing the wolf hat why aren't they hugging up on me?
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What Jared and Shannon might not know: Ladies only love the beards.
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What Jared and Shannon might not know: They are thinking: Just smile and these good looking serial killers will go away.
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What Jared and Shannon might not know: How they are going to each get the other to bail so they can have a threesome.
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What Jared and Shannon might not know: That if they are 'Sisters' as in Echelon Sisters then going all the way with them is called incest. I mean Echelon is Family, right?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ Skrillex plays @ HARDfest

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-skrillex-plays-hardfest/

WTF? Seriously. Jared is taking photos of people that we have to take his word for it because we can't make out who it maybe? What a waste of a photo!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me in @ ArtifacttheFilm

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/22/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-in-artifactthefilm/

Interesting. This must have been a clip that was left on the cutting room floor from the version I've seen. Then again there are so many Fricken versions of the same documentary that who knows what's inside it now.

The only car scene that would match up with Jared it's a beautiful day, he's wearing a plaid shirt and no hoodie talking on his phone.

And the only hoodie scenes that match has Jared inside in the house/studio.

Let's hope they include the extra clips as BONUS features when it comes out on DVD. #Soon <--- (Twitter joke)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Biggest present in the world

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/21/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-biggest-present-in-the-world/

Worst China Cabinet Ever!
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Jared would turn it around, but its a part of his Bondage furniture he's been waiting for ~ special ordered.
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FYI: I've seen bigger....
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What Jared doesn't know: An Echelon member mailed herself and needed all the extra room for comfort.
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LOL!: It's nothing compared to the biggest shipping bill in the world that Jared had to pay.
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LOL#2: Jokes on Jared. He has no way of opening it!
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No fair!: Jared gets presents and it isn't even his Birthday!
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Confused: Doesn't Jared know that he's the one whose the biggest present to the World? (including Shannon and Tomo).
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LOL#3: It's completely empty.
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LOL#4: It was for Shannon and not him.
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Idea!: Jared should have 'What's in the Box' contest. My guess an Elephant!
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Wondering: Is it a gift bag from the I’m at the BoxWorks conference?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Jamie’s fried food

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-jamies-fried-food/

Wondering: Is Jamie doing his Rodney Dangerfield impression again?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: My sunset

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/19/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-my-sunset/

WTF? It's from the same Artifact documentary.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Silhouette

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-silhouette/

Look its the "Warrior" pose right after Jared (Tomo was there too!) tossing their rocks to release some stress. From the Artifact documentary. Jump to 15:38 mark to view it. And don't worry his hair isn't in a ponytail that's part of the skull designed hat he's wearing with a little pom pom on top.

TechCrunch: To Infinity And Beyond: Buzz Lightyear, T-Pain, Hot Chocolate And Technology

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/17/techcrunch-to-infinity-and-beyond-buzz-lightyear-t-pain-hot-chocolate-and-technology/

Questions:

If Jared is a "painter" why don't we see any of his work, but only "Uncle Terry's" work?
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I’m a high school dropout and had my own unique education. Is Jared encouraging other to drop out and find their own education and/or why not mention that those following him should stay in school?
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we have 27 employees all over the place. Why doesn't Jared mention that he has an Awesome group of people working for him? Any positive comment about them?
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They have a great leader. Could Jared not remember his name to give him some props? (Path CEO and co-founder Dave Morin)
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can’t walk down two paths at one time. Is that why Jared dropped acting and went right into music?
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Why did they have a BIG ARSE photo of Jared so when your reading the article and page down it gives you the answer of 'who we talking too'.
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Why did Jared spoil it by posting the mini-section of the article on the site and not just say "What do you think of this interview" minus the clue that it was about him?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: The Pacific

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/17/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-pacific/

Pssst! Our Atlantic Ocean can kick your Pacific anyday!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Footprint

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/16/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-footprint/

Wondering: Why not 2 footprints? Are we hopping on one foot at the beach?
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Wondering: Is this Jared's carbon footprint on the planet?
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Wondering: Does this mean the LORD wasn't carrying Jared because their was a set of footprints when he carried me through hard times. (Footprints in the Sand poem).
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Wondering: Is Jared practicing for the day they put his impressions in cement on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?
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Wondering: Jared's footprint show a little heavy on the toe and heel areas. I hope he has good foot support in his shoes.
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Wondering: Did anyone say, "Inspector! I think I found a clue! A footprint!" (Detective goof)
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Wondering: Are we seeing a human footprint because they don't let animals on that beach? #PawPrint
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Wondering: Where is the one giant leap for mankind now you have a photo of the one small step for man #Quote

Me + @ DavidKarp – photo by @Terry_World

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/16/me-davidkarp-photo-by-terry_world/

Match Made In Heaven Report. David Karp is the founder and CEO of the short-form blogging platform, Tumblr. And Jared Leto likes to see himself on Tumbler.

Me, Justyna, Wes Lang + Scott Cambell at dinner – photo by @ Terry_World

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/15/me-justyna-wes-lang-scott-cambell-at-dinner-photo-by-terry_world/

LOL!: Jared can't identify himself in his own photo. (out of order~ its Justyna then him).
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For those not in the know. The chick is Justyna Sroka.
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For those not in the know. The dude next to Jared is Wes Lang. An Artist.
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For those not in the know. The other guy is Scott CAMPBELL. (Jared mispelled the name). (They must be close Friends ~ Ha~ha.)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: LA Sunset

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/15/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-la-sunset/

Add this Sunset to the list

6-15-2011-Emma-me-and-a-sunset-in-OZ

6-18-2011-Oman Sunset

10-2-2011-Sunset in Hamburg

12-25-2011-NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: sunset – Planet Earth

2-1-2012 Miami Sunset

2-13-2012-Sunset Photo Flash - Round 1 from around the World

7-18-2012-Sunset in San Fran

9-29-2012-NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Sunset

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Warning: DEAD POSSUM!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/14/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-warning-dead-possum/

What Jared doesn't know: It isn't dead ~ it's just playing Possum.
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LOL!: "Seems like we'd be eating good tonight ma!"
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What Jared doesn't know: This was possum on possum violence that has gotten out of hand.
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LOL!: The face of Jared as he screams that he has to get out of the car ~ then takes this photo. I guess its more Sad than LOL!.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: BABY DEER!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/13/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-baby-deer/

I already GOOFED on this one. Found on this same Blog found at this link!

http://folktoe.blogspot.com/2012/04/me-and-my-friend-deer-me-and-my-friend.html

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @BAM__MARGERA in a #DEATHBYFLASH tee

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/12/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-bam__margera-in-a-deathbyflash-tee/

It's a sad, dark times when Jared can't find the right spokesperson for Merch.

We've had an unknown kid, an unknown woman, Jamie, himself and now Bam.

How will Jared survive if he doesn't have the right person to advertise the merchandise? #Sarcasm

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Hot chicks! My Mother + Emma :)

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/11/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hot-chicks-my-mother-emma/

Wondering: Does Jared know talk like that get people more angry to post nasty comments about Emma because they are threatened my her relationship with him?
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Thank goodness: The 'hot chicks' are sitting by a pool to cool off.
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Nice: It's nice to see that Jared's mom gets along with her daughter in law.....what?
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Wondering #2: Should a Vegan speak in terms of food he isn't suppose to eat?
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LOL: Yes, sadly age does affect everyone eye sight.
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Wondering #3: So which do you think Jared's going to put the moves on first?
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Wondering #4: How dirty is everyone hands that you have to use spoons on a snack? (germ-a-phobes?)
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LOL #2: If they continue to get be 'Hot' which will Jared toss into the pool first?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Moms Apple Tarts – Damn Tasty!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/10/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-moms-apple-tarts-damn-tasty/

I guess since Jared isn't willing to give out the recipe for others to make and try first hand we'll just have to take his word for it that they are Damn Tasty and not just Damn Nasty.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me and the ocean

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/09/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-and-the-ocean/

"Is this far enough to get me in the shot?" (mumbes why doesn't he just use zoom?)
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"I love you all this big...wide as the ocean!"
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"What do you mean watch out behind me?"
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"I just found a jelly fish!"
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"This is all from the glacier I was telling you about!"
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"Where's Ocean City's “Rodney the Lifeguard” now?"
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"Where's all the surfers at?"
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"See, from this distance I look just like Shannon!"
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"Where's the boat?"

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me and the city view

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/08/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-and-the-city-view/

Sure did some video animation fun and used a good chunk of my data to upload it here, but I think it was so worth the funny.

Is this a Cult?
Find out with Jared Leto in CSI Los Angeles.

Push Play & Replay & LOL!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: The worlds prettiest open faced vegan burger!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/07/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-worlds-prettiest-open-faced-vegan-burger/

Wondering: For a man who doesn't like it when he's judged on looks why does Jared pass judgement on the looks on open faced vegan burgers?
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Wondering #2: If there is no bread then is this considered 'Finger Food'?
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Wondering #3: If Jared this this burger is the prettiest then he certainly haven't seen vegan from Vegas while in a swimsuit!
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Wondering #4: Doesn't Jared not know that this is STILL too much for supermodels to eat?
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Wondering #5: Did Jared eat just one?
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Wondering #6: Did Jared and Shannon fight over whose going to get the prettiest open faced vegan burger like most men fight over women?
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Wondering #7: Does Norah Jones agree with Jared? (♪♫ The Prettiest Thing ♪♫ )

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Girls kissing – LA

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/06/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-girls-kissing-la/

Shouldn't this be part of Jared's 'Private Collection' for bedtime?
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Hope they don't regret this photo when its posted on Facebook, tagged and shared for all to see including the boss.
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Don't worry: It's a cousin thing. (Kissing cousin goof)
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Wondering: Is there anything anyone won't do to bring the spotlight on themselves?
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Dudes are asking: Where is the line for this action?
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Sad: When skinny chicken fight over that last piece of food and willing to take it straight from the others mouth for it.
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Wondering: Wouldn't it be simpler to just buy a gift?
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What you don't know: Babu (Robert) dared the women to do this to see how long they can hold their breath.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: The Bartoli Sisters Bday – LA

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/05/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-bartoli-sisters-bday-la/

Big Surprise! I have no fricken idea who these chicks are. I mean what they do. So I pass comments on this photo. That's right! NO GOOFS FOR YOU!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Chloe + Babu

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/04/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-chloe-babu/

Bartender! Two more beers!
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Stopping comments because the rest aren't nice. Not nice towards both.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Chloe w/ Hurricane mask

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/03/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-chloe-w-hurricane-mask/

#Fact: I wear a may masks in my lifetime (figuratively) and so whatever mask she wants to wear to get through her day ~ good for her!
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Wondering: Was Chloe the inspiration for this Chloe?

“Since his back was to her front Chloe had to practically plaster herself against his wide back in order to unbutton his crisp dress shirt, but somehow she didn’t mind. From his low, masculine groan that her action had elicited, she assumed Mark didn’t mind either. His spicy, dangerous scent filled her head as she spread the shirt to find a smooth, muscular chest leading down to powerfully sculpted abs. She wondered what line of work Mark was in. Whatever it was, he certainly kept himself in shape.

― Evangeline Anderson, Masks

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ JamieReed tossed in the pool for his bday

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/02/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-jamiereed-tossed-in-the-pool-for-his-bday/

Know what would have been funnier? If Jared would have cut the mini-clip from the main VyRT show or MarsX show (don't know which it was didn't pay for either ~ just saw it posted somewhere) actually showing the action of Jamie getting tossed (and/or the clip where they couldn't get it done and ended only ripping open his shirt).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Yum

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/10/01/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-yum/

Could someone tell Jared that's he's big boy now and he can eat any sugar filled cereal he want to now.
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Yes, the squirrels out in your yard certainly will enjoy this cereal.
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LOL! Jared was so close ~ he meant to pick up the POP's cereal. Same shape!
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Wondering: Did Jared believe it was HIS mother's cereal? (title)
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LOL #2: That's what that cereal will help Jared do. (go #2). Ha~ha.
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Wondering: Does Jared know its sweetened with molasses and honey and not pancake syrup? #Idea