Witticisms By FolkToe: Robert

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Malibu w/ Babu and friends

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/09/13/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-malibu-w-babu-and-friends/

What Jared doesn’t know: There is only one ‘Friend’ in that photo with Babu.
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What we don’t know: Jared’s other ‘Friends’ are still hiding in their game of Hide & Go Seek.
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Wondering: Is Jared trying to locate the perfect spot for a douche commercial staring Babu & his Friend? (running through the wheat field)
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What we know: Babu and this Friend likes to stay on the right path in this world.

Me, Kelli Garner, Robert, + @ WallisAnnabelle at Gen44

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/16/me-kelli-garner-robert-wallisannabelle-at-gen44/

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE THIS BATCH OF SELF-ABSORBED PEOPLE GETTING THEIR PICTURES TAKEN STOP!

Now that it seems to be the last one someone ask Jared out of all the people he's taken photographs with and money from that he still keeps in touch with. (That's not Family)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Babu

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/01/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-babu/

Babu saying in my head: "Come on Jared. It's too far to jump down. Come over here and catch me."
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Yea!: Some used either the zoom or crop feature on his camera!
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Babu saying in my head #2: "What the hell do you mean we have to climb back up?"
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Babu saying in my head #3: "Just like the song Jared....ain't no mountain high ain't no valley low, ain't no river wide enough, <baby> If you need me, call me, no matter where you are No matter how far." (Marvin Gaye song).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Hanging breasts

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hanging-breasts/

Sad: That is the closest Jamie will be getting to actually touch a set of breasts.
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Wondering: How is anyone going to get their junk up that high? #ThinkDirty
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Confused: Why was this piece from the top of the piano moved to this spot?
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Wondering #2: Which of these two guys will be removing this from the wall later that night and replace it in the morning? #EasyAccess #ThinkDirty
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Confused #2: It takes two guys to hang one photo?
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#Idea: Jared should freak people out by hanging it in the kitchen and make it a coconut, soy milk dispenser.
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LOL: Jamie still had to get on his tippie toes to motorboat this art piece. (face in between two ample breasts).
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Wondering #3: Isn't this a more of a bedroom piece?
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Confused #3: Those breasts seem more perky than hanging....Oh! I get it!
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WTF: This place is so clean that I can't believe it's being 'lived in'.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Chloe + Robert hiking

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-chloe-robert-hiking/

LOL: Someone's digital photos are out of order. (former photo where the two are already on the bottom of the mountain.
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Chloe: "NO! I won't go back to the lab!"
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Chloe: "Last one to the the bottom of the mountain is a rotten egg!"
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Chloe: "No seriously, I saw Jared down here with his camera."
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Chloe: "Hurry! They said they'd have free booze!"
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Chloe: "Yes, Robert. This is the way to the secret cave of the Vegans."
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Chloe: So is this really how Angelina Jolie started her TombRaider training to stay in shape?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Malibu hike

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-malibu-hike/

We already hiked in the Hollywood Hills (4/12/2012), and went Hiking in the Alps (8/12/2012), we watched Emma Hike (7/10/2011), and The girls on a 20 miles hike (5/6/2012). Stop recycling or get another activity besides HIKING!
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Looks more like rock climbing to me (or at least climbing over rocks).
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Are we doing the 'Hiking through the cities of California' collection?
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Sure they look happy now, but just wait until Jared tells them that the helicopter who dropped them off isn't coming back for them until morning.
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Sadly, they were the only survivors of this hiking adventure.
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Isn't Malibu known for their surfing on the beach? And they choose to go rock climbing instead?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Motley Crue

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-motley-crue/

Message to Jared: Son of a Bitch! For a minute there I really throught 30 Seconds To Mars were going to calibrate with one of the Hottest 80's band Motley Crue and I get another shot is a Motley Crue of your cronies.

THIS IS THE ONLY MOTLEY CRUE

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Stephanie, Jamie, Matt, AJ, + Robert freaking people out on the bus in Pasadena

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/22/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-stephanie-jamie-matt-aj-robert-freaking-people-out-on-the-bus-in-pasadena/

Maybe if the sign said "Watch Yourself" instead of "Watch Your Step" they would behave.
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Dang even the recession is hitting the music world. They no longer ride in limos but on the bus.
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Everyone riding the bus I hope they brought their Purell. (hand sanitizer )
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There is always someone weird on the bus....which one do you think it is?
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This would have been more Awesome if they were riding around on the TMZ tour bus.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: BTO 1

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/19/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-bto-1/

Everyone now: Were going to get laid tonight!
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No seriously, Jared doesn't understand why people put the 'hate' on Emma (if that's her) due to jealously on the access she has getting close to him.
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Everyone: We just saw Hunger Games!
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Is it me? (If that's Emma) is she turning into Ke$ha? (Ke$ha performing TiK ToK singer)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: The Hunters

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-hunters/

It's been a while since we've seen her, but is that Emma?
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It's night and they are calling themselves The Hunters, yet we have no Night of the Hunter video?
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Wondering: Do they all wear the same size in pants?
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Where's Fred Dryer? (Hunter TV goof)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Reservoir Dogs!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/06/16/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-reservoir-dogs/

Seriously, am I really going to ask, 'Who let the Dogs Out?'
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Unknown guy, Robert, Jared and Jamie. Wondering: Who is the unknown guy?
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What you don't know: this photo was added Real Time Spotting: Jared Leto in River Island, London, UK
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Sad: The Law & Order criminal line up really have gone downhill in the past year.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me and Robert Greenwood

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/08/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-and-robert-greenwood/

So this brings us back to the conclusion that once your trapped into a Family line of "beautiful people" you have to live with the curse all your life. (ha~ha).

If this ~ as the story goes ~ this is Shannon and Jared's younger half brother (nicknamed #Babu) who has also inherited the genes that make women swoon and men jealous.

This is the latest acknowledge to the public of another creative and artistic member of the Family that, may or not maybe, smart to be brought into the limelight after being in the shadows of two older and more successful siblings.

Rather it be art, photography or just a hidden creative talent that no one yet knows it is nice to see that the Family bond doesn't just co insides with the Echelon, but with extended Family as well.

The only negative I found so far about Robert? He will not confirm or deny the use of the Vampire blood to make himself appear so young and handsome like his brothers.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Veggie burger party!!! Me, Robert, Jamie, + Daniel

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/04/10/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-veggie-burger-party-me-robert-jamie-daniel/

1. There is no way a professional or non-professional photographer would ever forget to edit the ‘red eye removal’ from a photo.

2. Why does Jared’s Friends looking like they are forced to take a photograph of them eating veggie burgers?

3. What is up with the Sparta head gear and shield? Was that a past Halloween costume? A current role playing costume?

4. Why does Jared have mannequin’s in the first place?

5. Why is the place mat that is taped to the table a photo of a chick with some metal plating over her chest area? Are they playing Dungeon and Dragons later?

6. If they are only eating veggie burgers why does Jared’s plate have a fork? Why can’t he collect the droppings with his fingers? Oh! La~la fancy man uses a fork.

7. WTF? Why did Jamie have to leave the shot? Doesn't anyone know how to work a timer on the camera?

8. Britannica still in their boxes. There is Grade A learning going on with them still in their boxes. #ThinkingSmart

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Smilin’ Robert

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/27/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-smilin-robert/

I have no fricken idea who this guy is, but if you see him and he's Single....my number is.....