Witticisms By FolkToe: April 2011

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

colored corn

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/30/colored-corn/

Colored, but are they low fat?
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They remind me of my Runts candy I’m chomping down at this moment.
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Did you wash your Pebbles, Foot Loops and Popcorn together again?
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Does Orville Redenbacher know about this upgrade?
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I hope its homemade because a bag with no label may not be the way to go when choosing a snack.
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Hey! Did someone come up to you on the street and give you this too? (previous comment/photo)
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Are you sure your not on shrooms and the popcorn is of a normal color? (haha)

American Landscape

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/30/american-landscape/

Looks like there are some trees missing in this shot. Should we photo shop a few in for you?
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Looks like a storm is brewing in from the south.
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Is this another drive by photo shoot from the bus?
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Look mom! It’s Natural Geographic. (not National Geo).
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If you put up a tent you can live there, but if you put up a hammock you can sit back, enjoy the breeze, take photographs AND live there.
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The cloud is shaped like…..
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You know for $12.99 you can the sounds of the American Landscapes. Mostly sounds of birds and women who yell, “OMG! Is that Jared Leto from 30
Seconds to Mars taking pictures!!!??”

the smallest hat in the world

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/29/the-smallest-hat-in-the-world/

No! Jared! It’s not the hat! The hat is the normal size it’s the woman whose not. It’s the ultimate illusion. RUN! For Goodness sake RUN!

She’s go the ‘I wannna pinch your cheeks’ expression. RUN!

What time is it?

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/29/what-time-is-it/

"Howdy Doody Time!”
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Time to make the donuts!
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Time for my afternoon nap.
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http://www.time.gov is a website can help you with all the answers.
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Is there not a ‘Party Time! ’?
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Try finding a watch band for that sucker!
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Are you trying to be the reflecting in every windows/glass shot or don’t you
know how to take photographs when involving windows/glass without being in the reflection?
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Time for some ♫♪ afternoon delight. ♫♪

Ground Zero

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/29/ground-zero/

I shall not look back, but I also shall never forget.

karate kidz

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/26/karate-kidz/

Good supervision guess any stranger can take photos of the children.
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♪♫ “Everybody was kung-fu fighting.” ♪♫
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Give peace a chance…no fighting!
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The dude taking the photo is wearing a scarf on a beautiful sunny day? Really??
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They are no 4th degree black-belt yet!
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Jared are you KID shopping again? Is this how Angelina Jolie does it?
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Top Story: Actor/Singer Jared Leto gets his arse kicked by children outside a Taekwondo school.

Chips

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/26/chips/

I was expecting Ponch & Jon (TV show Chips)
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Where’s the one in the shape of Darth Vader or some other famous figure?
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You know it’s coming…..where’s the dip? (He’s the one taking the photo!)
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We switched these American chips for Mexican chips to see if anyone would notice…..did they? (coffee commercial spoof)
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Fun Fact: English Word: chips
Spanish Word: las patatas fritas
Now you know how to say chips in Spanish.

Faith

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/26/faith/

I have ‘Faith’ that this post will get deleted. ?
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Yes, Faith is the name of George Michael's first solo album.
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What are you taking a photo of? I can’t see the beyond the blinding light.
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Faith is also a fictional character created by Joss Whedon for the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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Now that ‘Faith’ is covered….how about some pics of ‘Hope’ and ‘Charity’?
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"Arise, shine; for thy light is come, and the glory of the LORD is risen upon thee." How’s that for church-ie?

Someone came up to me on the street and gave me this…

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/25/someone-came-up-to-me-on-the-street-and-gave-me-this/

So you’re a taker not a give a back~er?
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They gave you something I can’t even identify, but as your now learning it was just a diversion for them to take your wallet.
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You eat it….no you eat it….Give it to Jared. He’ll eat anything. (Life cereal commercial spoof).
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Free samples are huge!
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Shannon & Tomo must really hate it when you get the freebies.
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They gave it to you because they dared their Friends that you’d never know they put boogers in it.
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Did they also give you a coupon for another?
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Did they give it to you because they saw you standing it there and they thought you were too skinny?
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Did they ask you to fill out their survey?
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So it’s okay to came up to you on the street and gave you our phone number/room number too?

Remember these?

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/22/remember-these/

Don’t go back Jared…keep looking forward.
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Who can forget? It was Superman’s downfall….or was it Clark Kent’s downfall?
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Remember using the phone to crank call your ex’s because they can’t trace the call to your home?
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Oh the Drug Dealers best Friend.
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Touch it and see how many germs you can get. Dare ya.
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Ready to feel older? Remember when it only took coins and not credit cards?
Remember when a phone call was 25 cents? Remember when they weren’t push button?
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Where’s the phone book? Where’s all the ‘call Lisa at 555-3434’ graffiti?
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I wish my cell phone had just as easy instructions as the phone does. Pick up handle, dial, talk and hang-up. I also wish many mobile/cell, blue tooth users took the que about the ‘hang-up’ part more.
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This is the only phone you can let dangle for the fun to watch strangers come by and hang it up for you.
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I remember watching drunk Friends dial at random and tell the people who answered that they were calling ‘from the future’.
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Stop giving out clues of your age! And those who are just as old.

Saint

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/21/saint/

That’s right the fish I caught was this big!
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Come one and all to Big Roy’s Religious Round Up where they have the biggest burgers in town with a side order of religion. 1/2 off confessions.
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Raise your hands if your SURE.
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I knew I tossed my black tee shirt in that load of whites.
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I recognize this dude from your last concert…he was waving his arms and shouting, “Hey Jared play Freebird!”
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Fun Fact: All Saints were once Sinners.
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Does he know if he lived longer he can use Just for Men and cover all that grey?
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No New Orleans Saints on your camera?

Sweet

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/20/sweet/

Pretty bad arse. If you get kicked out of the bar just take your business outside.
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Didn’t anyone tell you never drink around the corner from where you secretly
take a leak outside?
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Is this the pre show green room?
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Are you ready to puke?!!
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I see no glasses do you drink straight from the bottles?
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What if I want to try a body shot…will this guy provide that service?
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No YooHoo Chocolate Drinks?
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Is the top shelf stuff in the backpack?
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Boo! You can’t belly up to the bar here.
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Where’s the tip jar?
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Where’s the single men looking for the last call ladies?
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Drinking for Singles.
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Finally a bar for those who are severely claustrophobic!
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Think of the pretty pattern on your face when you wake up from passing out at this place.
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What no pretzels? Chips? Nuts? Oh! There’s one….he’s taking the photograph. :p
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Welcome to ‘No Last Call Here’ location.
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Is the bucket for….what I think the bucket is for? A tiny restroom?
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It’s a ‘Do It Yourself’ bar.
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Check it out a role playing game where you’re the bartender! Just pay for real.
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Must be a slow night. Where are all the Drunks at?
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Go up to him and ask for his wine list.

dried sea bugs

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/19/dried-sea-bugs/

Who do you think will be more upset with these photos; Aquaman or the little mermaid, Ariel?
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Time to go fishing for bigger game…we have the bait now.
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Look at those beady little eyes.
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Thank goodness we’ve located that SMELL! For a moment I thought the Febreze wasn’t working. And I thought it was someone’s sneakers gone bad.
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I’d buy a bucket full just to have a food war with people. Or to share with strangers. A-la the Broccoli incident.
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Did you know: Dried shrimp is an ingredient in many Asian dishes.
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Are these from the batch of the thousands that turned up dead in Ventura Harbor past Tuesday? The no known cause of death batch??? Was there a sign for ½ off around?
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One mans dried sea bugs is another mans unsalted nuts for snacks.
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I smell a new secret recipe for the morning pancakes.
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Why are you ‘Health Nuts’ and you support eating healthy foods like this, but both Jared & Shannon are the ones always getting sick? When it is Tomo’s turn? Perhaps after he chomps down a handful of these?
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You really don’t have to prove you “will eat anything that doesn’t have taste – like unsalted nuts, raw food and berries.” by adding these gems.
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Don’t forget to add these to your ‘Favorite’ foods on your IMDB page before someone else does….haha.

Corny!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/18/corny/

Bobbing for corn? I’m guessing your Halloween around your house was quite interesting. Or apples were out of stock?
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Whatever spell your trying to create….youth spell, forever talented spell…..I think you may need more of an unnatural ingredients mixture.
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You mean corn doesn’t come from a can???
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IMDB says:
Transferred from UARTS in Philly to School of Visual Arts in Manhattan to study Film and Video. Nothing about being at the College of Agriculture at Iowa State University. Stay with the fields you know.
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Today’s MC at the Corn Festival is the one and only Jared Leto!
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That looks like some SWEEEEEEEET corn, Jared.
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Is corn a vegetable or a grain? Begin debate now!
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Rather have my Corn Flakes or Corn Dogs than on the cob.
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Check it out! Maize!
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Fun Fact # 44: Did you know corn is America’s number one field crop?
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Don’t EVEN try to trick me. I know that’s regular corn when I clearly asked for a bowl of Candy corn to snack on. You are not fooling me you health nut.

Snowbike NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/15/snowbike-nyc/

Photo 1:

I wonder the seat is heated because the owner was more concerned about the seat getting snowed on then the rest of the bike get early rusted out.
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It’s Frosty the Snowman’s bicycle.
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How do I create a tow truck service for bicycles?
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Actually, the bicycle is all white….the red is blood from an earlier incident.
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Sure your in NYC because I don’t see any graffiti on the bicycle and because the bike is still there.

Photo 2:

I lost my retainer in one of these bags…will you help me find it? (reference from Parenthoodmovie)
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Not one thing in those bags can be recycled?
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Could be worse….they could have piled all the trash over a cardboard box with someone living inside.
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Looks like someone’s moving out and saved on using boxes and totes.
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Are you saying NYC is a trashy city?
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What are you waiting for? It’s like a pile of leaves in Autumn….run and jump on the pile! Think of it as another risky stage dive.
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Where’s your sense of fun? Put them together and make an igloo. Make it creative trash. Street art.
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I’m looking for a receipt for the business lunch I had last week for my taxes. Thank my lucky stars no one picked up the trash.

Some photos I took of @kanyewest at Lollapalooza Chile

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/14/some-photos-i-took-of-kanyewest-at-lollapalooza-chile-3/

Missing audio: “Sorry Jared I don’t mean to stop you from taking your pictures, but I just got to say Tomo really should be the photographer on this tour.” Kanye West interrupting Jared Leto on stage.
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Take the tip from a professional Jared. Kanye is pointing out the groupies that he wants to see backstage right out in the open. Don’t be shy when calling out the hotties.
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Should have walked out on stage and told Kanye one of his zippers were opened and let him search for which one your referring too.
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Is he stealing your ‘Jump’ move?
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Thought you had a kick arse camera that you can race to the back of the hall/arena and zoom on face-on shots of Kanye.
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Dare him to stage dive/crowd surf just to see how much of the gold chains return to the stage.

ME + @KANYEWEST AT LOLLAPALOOZA CHILE

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/14/me-kanyewest-at-lollapalooza-chile/

Do you two have a ‘save the date’ date yet?
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“Come on….NOW say that joke about me growing carrots from my ears.” Jared says as he know Kayne is about to beat down anyone who goofs on Jared.
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“Sorry Kanye, I still can’t hear you.” Jared forgetting to remove the ear plugs.
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“Kanye, can you spare a chain?” Jared.
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“You know Jared your much more prettier than Taylor Swift.” Kanye.
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I smell collaboration. Kanye convinces Jared to create his own solo rap album.

Balloon man

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/12/balloon-man/

Where is the clown that is suppose to be passing these out? Oh! He’s the one taking the photos.
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No balloon with head shapes of the band?
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Ask the guy if he has any Triad shaped balloon.
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Tell him you’d like to purchase all of them because you have a helium addiction.
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Tie those suckers to your lawn chair and see how high up you can get slim.
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Sorry can’t help you I’m into busting bubbles and illusions of grandeur not balloons.
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“Geese. All I got was a balloon shaped of a silver space ship. My dad didn’t tell me there were more shapes to choose from.” Falcon Heene-scam in Colorado.
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Where did I put my BB gun?
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I preferred my balloons filled with water.
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I see NO ’99 Luftballons’ in that pile.

A Mexican Black Bug

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/11/a-mexican-black-bug/

I rather have the VW kind bought in Mexico.
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Are you sure its Mexican…did it have its ‘papers’ in the glove compartment next to the insurance and rental paperwork?
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…and I can let you have this beauty for a steal. Only owned once by a little old lady. (Previous photo).
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Oh! Keys are already in it so it must be a ‘bait car’ set by the cops.
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Not seeing it be your style without the fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview
mirror.
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New stage prop?
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So this is what you were hoping to give to Shannon as a late Birthday gift.
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Ask the owner if you can see how many fans the band can cram inside for a world record or the new album cover.
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Prank of the day: Hurry go buy some red paint and cover the curb just to watch it get towed.

A good door

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/09/a-good-door-2/

If such a worthy door then why don’t people care enough to repair/restore or even not graffiti on it?
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And is that Christmas lights dangling from it?

Best tortillas ever

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/09/best-tortillas-ever/

Best tortillas ever….Says you! (haha)

Karate tech mexican style ninja – Niles

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/08/karate-tech-mexican-style-ninja-niles/

You might want to stop him because he really doesn’t work there. No he swiped the Willie Nelson headband from the dressing room and a walkie talkie from his job at the McDonalds drive through. He’s swiping the guitar to sell on E-bay!
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Luckily you have a photo for the cops.

Banana Tamale. Yum

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/08/banana-tamale-yum

Next on Top Chef -Cannibalism Edition: We take a human spleen, season it, sear it, shape it into a square patty and garnished it with some light sauce and peppermint to see if the rich can tell if they eating a fortune for food tastes the same as getting stuff from inside a human body.

Guest Star Judge: Jared Leto.

Overhead shot of Venue in Atlanta

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/03/overhead-shot-of-venue-in-atlanta/

We all know how that turned out with those kids from ‘The Chaperone’ movie swiping it for a joyride to find Triple H.
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You didn’t get the memo that it was being used as a back-up vehicle for the ‘Bait Car’ show?
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REPO!

the band bus

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/02/the-band-bus/
Look at that! It’s the original Rock Of Love Bus!

Yes I have french fries for ears

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/02/yes-i-have-french-fries-for-ears/

So that’s where Mr. Potato head ended up!
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“What’s wrong with you boy, you got cotton ears?”
“No sir. French Fries ones.”
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Don’t you mean you have Freedom Fries for ears?
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Crinkled or non Crinkled?
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Was this a protest because they were out of Onion Rings or Curly Fries?
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Did you get them from the dollar menu?