Witticisms By FolkToe: March 2012

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Spot Paintings

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-spot-paintings/

What you don't know: Jared pulled out a big magic marker and tried to connect all the dots without lifting the marker.
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I'm not trained in this art, but I have trained something to do something involving spots.

And he's found one!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Big orange furry lady

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-big-orange-furry-lady-2/

Do you mind? She’s picking up her medication to clear that medical issue up.
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She’s skinned Elmo’s younger brother!
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She’s killed one of the The Honkers! (The Honkers are fuzzy creatures from Sesame Street who communicate by honking their bulbous noses.)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Some friends outside the Kris Van Assche Show

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-some-friends-outside-the-kris-van-assche/

Wondering: Just once why can't Jared post fans in a video doing the tradional 'wave' like they do at sporting events?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Pic of a pic

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/28/pic-of-a-pic/

So were camera sharing now, huh?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Smilin’ Robert

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/27/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-smilin-robert/

I have no fricken idea who this guy is, but if you see him and he's Single....my number is.....

HUFFINGTON POST – Jared Leto: “A Homecoming: My Return Trip to Haiti”

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/26/huffington-post-jared-leto-a-homecoming-my-return-trip-to-haiti/

As much as I too support the Haiti book being bought for the sake of charity why is the Huffington Post making this sound more like they needed a puff piece or filler for their latest issue?

This is nearly a year later since your visit and the just now recall the adventure?

Once you finished taking your photographs of the country why isn’t their a single photograph taken by someone else of Jared actually helping with the clean up, playing some type of game with the children, or even visiting a temporary school to share some inspirational speech?

What do they say about Actions verses Words?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: PARIS SPOTS

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/25/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-paris-spots/

It's a close up of the beads that seperate rooms in Jared's house. #hippie
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Candy Dots!
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Worst game of Twister Ever! Everything is hand and foot on BLUE.
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Did you know: The International Diabetes Federation holds all rights to the blue circle symbol for diabetes. So this artist is either promoting or ripping them off.
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What you don't know: It's actucally a cupcake cooking sheet.
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Hey Doc I see spots in front of my eyes.Are they Blue?Yes, how did you guess?I post at Jared's blog too!
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Wondering: Where are the red and green game pieces to this game of Connect 4?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: JL

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-jl/

Fact: If there was a way Jared could have a panoramic shot of this piece it would have been more breathtaking. What kind of photographer doesn't want to set up a shot like that?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: The Mona Lisa

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-the-mona-lisa/

This is proof of Jared's Vampire age as his reflection is catptured in the art piece (lower right).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: PARIS ART

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/22/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-paris-art/

A duplicate of the same thing encasing Shannon’s drum kit would be killer. #Idea

Me in the street by @Terry_World

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/17/me-in-the-street-by-terry_world/

Dear Hollywood,

There has been a rising of celebrities that have been lost in the system of hype and seeking fame who have falling into a major trap.

Addiction.

There are the typical alcohol, drug, and sex addictions, but there are a more important addiction that no rehabilitation center has dare been created.

The Center for Fame Whores. This lesser publicized addiction has sent many unknowns into your spotlight and done nearly everything possible to get it.

Some have created sex tapes and others just use their no talent skills to look pretty and pass for those who will never reach their level of beauty.

Lately we have witnessed the worst offenders of this syndrome named Jared Leto. If he isn’t teasing others with his Twitter and Facebook hit and run messages of random photographs and messages to purchase merchandise he’s making others wonder odd things.

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We acknowledge that the side effects of this Fame Whore disorder is the dedication to Family, Friends and promotions of Aid Organizations, such as Jared’s dedication to help those devastated in Haiti and the love for his older brother, Shannon and Friend Tomo.

If there is a need for money to be raised for your city the urgency for such a center can’t be clearer as you see without structure of a tour or album recording dates the long-suffering person runs wild in the streets.

Please consider The Center for Fame Whores so one Jared Leto, and those who will be like him one day, can be kept safe from fake terrorizing empty streets and pretending to be Batman or a Vampire.

Time is of the essence to keep our children sane and safe to grow up to be doctors and lawyers.

Thank you.

#DREAMSCAPE

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/16/dreamscape-2/

Proves Crazy should Unite!

I didn't even have enough space to mention the carrying the casket over a group of fans like a body surfing move. OH! Damn you 140 characters.

Омномномном…

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/noms.jpg

What you don’t know: These are for all those comments on how Jared is so skinny and should eat more.
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Oprah says: “You have no meat in that meal” “You have no meat in that meal” “You have no meat in that meal” (you get a car goof)
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Wondering: How many points do each meal give you? (weight watchers joke).
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Rude: Thanks Jared for sharing. NOT!
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Wondering: Is the food so cold that Jared wears a jacket just to enjoy it?
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Sad: I was really hoping this would be the collection of middle fingers Jared so enjoys flashing or tongue photos.
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Hoping: This classic would have been added.

or banana from Alexander interview. (google that yourself).

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What you don't know: This was all the prep work to bulk up for Chapter 27 movie.
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TIME TO PLAY THE GAME:

When/Where these photos taken?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – BERLIN: ART VI

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/12/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-berlin-art-vi/

Photo #1

Next on CNN: When pedicures go wrong.
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Obvious: Seems all the little piggies went 'Mother F*&(*&& ker!'

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Photo #2

You figure it out!
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Jared: How am I going to fit that in the car?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – BERLIN: ART V

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/11/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-berlin-art-v/

Feelings: Now were just in the realm of 'just going for the sexual and violence' value towards snooty, uptight artist critics.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – BERLIN: ART IV

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/10/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-berlin-art-iv/

Confession: I am not smart enough to understand any of these photos.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – BERLIN: ART III

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/09/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-berlin-art-iii/

Photo #1

Hey! A whole new reason to head over to YouTube for the retelling of the ‘Shark Story by Jared. Jared Leto - Shark Story <---(LINK)
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You know this isn’t a fair fight because this attack was just done right after the shark got botox.
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Old School: Does this mean the shark will have to wait 20 minutes to swim again, but if he stops swimming at all he will die. #Catch22
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Coming this Summer: Crossword Swimsuits! Come and Get Them!

Photo #2

Advice: Sometimes Less is More.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – BERLIN: ART II

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/08/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-berlin-art-ii/

Photo #1

Shannon’s new place looks kind of creepy.
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Wondering: What is Jared waiting for? She’s waiting to taste his world class pancakes.
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Concerned: Wouldn’t it be easier to adopt a real child and not a robot child?
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Bright Side: Jared will be saving on grocery money when it comes to ‘feeding her’. #BatteriesOnly
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Brown hair, yellow and brown dress and white tights…yep that is the AMBER ALERT is looking for.

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Photo #2

Sad: If she only turned around she could enjoy the view.
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Maybe: This is what happens when artist run out of money for supplies. #NoLegs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sad: How was she going to get to the pool with no legs?
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Sad #2: I told her NOT to volunteer for that saw a woman in half magic trick.

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Photo #3

Why so Sad?: This chick will be a shoe in when it comes to ‘WipeOut’ and comes head to head with the big red balls.
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Rude: With most guys it really doesn’t matter what her face looks like during love making, does it?

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Photo #4

Truth: Our obesity crises is because the lack of movement. This isn’t a good example.
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Advice: Would have been a better shoot if someone used the zoom feature.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – BERLIN: ART I

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/07/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-berlin-art-i/

Wondering: Even if this is passed for 'Art' when posting it why didn't Jared post his 'XXX' or 'Adult' alert?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: me and axl rose

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/04/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-and-axl-rose/

Miss Cleo says: Jared should take a long hard look at his future sitting next to him in the photograph.
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Check-it-Out! It’s an late 80’s/Early 90’s reunion!
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Wondering: Is Jared sure that’s Axl and not Roddy "Rowdy" Piper from the WWE?
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Wondering: Did Axl even know who Jared was?
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Wondering #2: When did Axl Rose began to steal Mr. T’s wear as many chains as possible idea?
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Wondering #3: Why didn’t Jared just toss a TRIAD necklace over Axl. It seems he won’t mind.
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Wondering #4: At Bar, Strip Club or Science Fair? (Globe in background).
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Wondering #5: Did they exchange details about Lindi Hingston? (Reported by the British tabloid, Sunday Mirror, on July 8, 2007. It is not certain exactly when she dated Rose, but she listed him as one of her former lovers along with actor, Jared Leto).
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Wondering #6: Is this the meaning behind 'Sweet Child O' Mine'? Did Jared just find his mystery biological father?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: funny faces

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/03/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-funny-faces/

This blog page dedicated to the letter ‘W’

Emma:

W is for War (as in This is War). #fingers
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W is for why am I still with this crazy man?
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W is for WTF. She likes to cuss (who doesn’t?)
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W is for where is his hand?! #gooses
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W is for why is he still taking pictures?
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W is for wasted (sometimes she must wish she was after working w/Jared) #Whisky
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W is for whomp (which I'm sure after being convienced it was only a simple dinner with no drama she wanted to do to Jared when he whipped out his camera.)

Jared:

W is for Whassup? (What's Up? Budweiser Commercial goof).
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W is for wino looking.
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W is for wack job
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W is for workaholic (nice to see he can let loose once in a while) #Balance
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W is for wolverine (what Jared is beginning to look like w/wild beard)
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W is for wasted (what Jared may not be, but can pull off an impression of be)
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OTHER:

W is for the waiter/ess who just wants them to pay and leave.
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W is for witnesses at the other tables watching them.
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W is for wardrobe #Like (on both)
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W is for Williams (as in Robin Williams who even knows those faces aren't funny).
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W is for watermark (can't Jared find a clear version to place in corners?)
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W is for wavelength (working too long together that the idea of crazy was simatious).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: me and matt bellamy

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/02/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-and-matt-bellamy/

“Your not running video are you?”
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Eyes, lips, face….distant cousins?
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Wondering: Why doesn’t Jared edit his photos from his Friends and remove blemishes for them?
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Is Matt Jared’s music muse? (Get it?)
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Surprise! After trying to figure out whose in the photo with Jared I knew this one! You don’t know? Matthew James Bellamy (born 9 June 1978) is an English musician, singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist, best known as the lead vocalist, lead guitarist, pianist, and main songwriter of the alternative rock band Muse.
Source Link: ➔ Matthew Bellamy
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“So that’s what you American’s call a Blackberry?”
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Need proof Jared is taking the photo? Follow the flash to the thumb in the reflection in the window.
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What you don't know: Jared is only friends with this guy because he misses another guy with the same first name. #MattWachter
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GRAMMAR! What is the count now about making names with capital letters?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: banksy and larry slezak

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/03/01/banksy-and-larry-slezak/

Could be worse. Jared could have posted the foreign objects separately as I know he has photos of them. (I do know).
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Could be me, but why is Jared not hanging out with people his own age? Or is he?
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Worst backscratchers ever!
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Concerned: If this guy pulls out a pair of white doctor gloves...RUN!
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Grammer Lesson (Again): Proper Names are capitalized.