Witticisms By FolkToe: July 2012

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

OLYMPIC SPIRIT

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/30/olympic-spirit/

My Original Comment over at YouTube: This video proves a few things. One someone has cracked under pressure of a 4th album. Two, monkeys, such as Riley aren't dumb because he sent in his stunt double to be mushed into Jamie's face and Three If this video was about the OLYMPIC SPIRIT Jamie wouldn't be acting as if he's still training instead Jared would just place the Gold medal around Jamie's neck because USA are winners!
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Wondering: Did Jamie raid Jared's closet for those pants?
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Concerned: That monkey made a report with the PETA.
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Not surprised: That can't be the first blown up item that's come to be shoved into Jamie's face. #Think Dirty
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Wondering #2: Jamie knows that water is necessary for the raft to be paddled and Jared is watching him paddle with no water. So the question is which is more stoned? #Marijuana joke
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LOL: At what point did Jamie sit back and say, "Yea Jared having a plastic monkey shoved in my face as I sat in a raft on land would make an great video for YouTube."
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#Idea: Jamie would 'Win the Race' if he had some actually competitors. In the video it seems his chances for first place is guaranteed. Or is this race rigged?
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Question: Why does Jared have so many inflatable devices blown up?
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Question #2: Why didn't Jared make a 'Jaws' goof with his inflatable shark?
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LOL #2: "It's good to have a Friend." (Jared). But with Friends like Jared what exactly does that mean you get? #MonkeySnatchFace
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What you don't know: The words of encouragement was the very same Tomo heard on his wedding night as Jared stood next to the Heart-shaped bed.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Hanging breasts

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hanging-breasts/

Sad: That is the closest Jamie will be getting to actually touch a set of breasts.
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Wondering: How is anyone going to get their junk up that high? #ThinkDirty
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Confused: Why was this piece from the top of the piano moved to this spot?
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Wondering #2: Which of these two guys will be removing this from the wall later that night and replace it in the morning? #EasyAccess #ThinkDirty
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Confused #2: It takes two guys to hang one photo?
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#Idea: Jared should freak people out by hanging it in the kitchen and make it a coconut, soy milk dispenser.
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LOL: Jamie still had to get on his tippie toes to motorboat this art piece. (face in between two ample breasts).
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Wondering #3: Isn't this a more of a bedroom piece?
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Confused #3: Those breasts seem more perky than hanging....Oh! I get it!
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WTF: This place is so clean that I can't believe it's being 'lived in'.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Spinning Wheels – LA Art

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/29/7342/

And were back to Art that inspire artists like Katy Perry.
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FYI: The only spinning wheels I get involved are the ones on my bicycle.
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Sadly: Not a fan of the spinning wheels because it reminds me that I still have dial-up service.
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Confused: For 'Spinning Wheels' should Jared have used video instead?
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Here is one of my homemade spinning wheels.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Piet Mondrian

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/27/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-piet-mondrian/

Wondering what his artwork inspirations in the future? HINT

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Jackson Pollock

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-jackson-pollock/

Overrated and Worth having only for Bragging.

ROCK ‘N ROLL AIN’T EASY, BABY..

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/25/rock-n-roll-aint-easy-baby/

As mentioned under YouTube comments: That's funny. Now where is the follow up video of Jared holding the garden hose as Shannon recreates the clip from the Flashdance movie, but shirtless? #IDEA
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Wondering: Didn't Shannon know that flexing his muscle make him seem like a douche? I mean were not blind on how buff he is.
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Hope: I hope Shannon remembered to put the leaf blower back because the gardener doesn't like it when people touch his stuff.
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How hot is it?: It's so hot that Shannon Leto has to be part of a homemade fan for his brother.
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Just not right!: Shannon blew Jared (right into his face). #ThinkDirty
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Wondering: Did Jared tweet he was hard at work on the new album? Is this part of the recording process?

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Wondering #2: Is this the way Jared is planning to rip our faces off via leaf blower?

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This better not be: An ad for Thirty Seconds To Mars leaf blower Merch.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Relic

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/25/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-relic/

Personal Note: Jared I'd watch how you use the word Relic at your age.
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In this economy: Even if you rebuild it ~ they still won't come.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: LA

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-la/

Wondering: How far do I have to zoom in to see all the junkies, hookers and broken dreams?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ShannonLeto plays piano

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/23/shannon-plays-piano/

LOL: This means that now Shannon can play 4 instruments! Drums, Piano, Guitar and..... #ThinkDirty
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♪♫♬ Mary had a little lamb....a little lamb..♪♫♬
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Wondering: Did Shannon watch to much Miami Vice back in the 80's to think shoes without socks were cool because of Sonny Crockett? (Don Johnson's character).
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Wondering #2: Is that a Red Bull in a soda cozy?
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Wondering #3: Why isn't Shannon distracted by the art piece of a woman's boobs on the top of the piano?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Hard drive party

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/22/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hard-drive-party/

Wondering: Now it is really safe for Jared to mislabel his porn collection as backup copies of the songs? I mean what happens if he forgets and hands a 'sample song' to Internet to view?

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Wondering #2: Who knew that hidden camera on the bus in the bedroom area would record so much action.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Stanford palms

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/21/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-stanford-palms/

Ok. I'm going to have to take his word for it.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: White people at Stanford

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-white-people-at-stanford/

What Jared doesn't know: These are the crew from 'The Blue Man Group' heading back to school in disguise to avoid the paparazzi.
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Overheard: "Dude, that chick is up for a foursome!"
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What you don't know: They are removed before September because no one should be wearing white after Labor Day!
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Overheard from man on bench: "Come on baby...no one is looking...touch me."
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Dang: Even the dead don't want to leave college because then they have to get a real job.
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What we all know: Even in statue form these people can't dance either. (Thanks Vanilla Ice!)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Stanford

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/19/stanford/

WOW! I expected a whole lot more people doing the 'walk of shame' at this University.
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That's right people! Summer school is for the few. Mostly for the Nerds.
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Did you know: Celebrities who attended Stanford University are:

              Sigourney Weaver-English BA 1971
              Reese Witherspoon-English Literature on leave from graduate studies as of 1998
              Tiger Woods-Economics did not graduate
              CEO and Chairman, Charles Schwab Corp
              Peter Thiel, PayPal founder
              Jerry Yang and David Filo, founders, Yahoo! (former photo goof)

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FYI: Sanford will not get on The TOP 10 Party Schools.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Sunset in San Fran

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-sunset-in-san-fran/

Hey anyone comment on his blog asking what Jared was doing in San Francisco in the first place?
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Sunset? You know what that means!

"The sun goes down
The stars come out
And all that counts
Is here and now"

---song by THE WANTED

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Yahoo cubicles

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/17/yahoo-cubicles/

How embarrassing! A celebrity comes for a visit and everyone is on a coffee break!
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Wondering: Did anyone ask Jared "Do you Yahoo!?" as he walked by? LINK --> (yahoo tv commercial. Do you yahoo?)
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Embarrassing! Jared thought he was visiting the office expecting a free sample of chocolate drink. (Yoo-hoo goof).
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Wondering: On their breaks do you think they play office bowling with such a great set-up for a lane?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @portugaltheman

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/16/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-portugaltheman/

I'm going to have to wait for more information besides they have an album out and they might have issues with the lighting crew.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: My @Terry_World Cross Photo

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/14/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-my-terry-cross-photo/

Proof you don't know Leto: Sure during the day he claims it just a photograph of a cross, but at night when you flip the switch the truth is revealed.

It becomes Painball/Target Practice of a fellow musician
#Don'tBeJealous!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @Terry_World, two Banksy’s and some clothes hanging to dry

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/13/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-terry_world-two-banksys-and-some-clothes-hanging-to-dry/

OMG: Annabelle disapeared. Did she Die by Flash? (Jared's "DEATH BY FLASH" t-shirt & former photo goof).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Annabelle in front of @Terry_World

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/10/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-annabelle-in-front-of-terry/

PASS COMMENT except to quote:

“Nothing brings on jealousy like laughter.”
― Françoise Sagan, That Mad Ache: A Novel / Translator, Trader: An Essay

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Eclipse

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/09/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-eclipse/

The only thing that would make the 1st shot better would be a cluster of stars. Or the UFO that was highlighted and call not called an eclipse....oh! You think Jared was taking a photograph of part of the moon?

Jared is from Mars is he not? (30 Seconds To Mars band).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Art in NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/08/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-art-in-nyc/

If that first piece was more of a stain glass piece I'd have it my home somewhere.

As for the other set of Art all I can image the voice in her head is:

"Now which piece Jared said is best to sit and trip too?" (LSD joke).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Graffiti van

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/07/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-graffiti-van/

Oh! No! He's part in a No Graffiti Zone.
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Wondering: If the owner of the van is in the back. You can never tell in a photograph if its rocking or not. Maybe if it was a gif then I would know.
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Some say Graffiti and some say Art.
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Thank Goodness: This is not a van owned by some perv who will offer kids candy because he's too cheap to get a paint job.
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LOL: I don't know the details, but this guys EX certainly was pissed at him for something he did. It would be clearer if she just wrote CHEATER or DICK on it.
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LOL#2: I guess its just overkill if Jared would just go up to it and scribble 'Wash Me" on the window, huh?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Art door

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/06/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-art-door/

BEST HIDDEN PANIC ROOM EVER!
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What you don't know: It's the secret enterance to the 'Secret Art Club'.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Style never goes out of fashion

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/05/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-style-never-goes-out-of-fashion/

The way I dress I have no permission to comment on how others dress unless their a Celebrity.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: I’m with Cubbins

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/04/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-im-with-cubbins-3/

Wondering: Was Bart waiting his turn to lay on the porch steps after Jared? (former photo goof)
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Happy: It's nice to know that no matter wherever Jared goes he's never alone.
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Sad: Doesn't New York have enough trouble without having Bart running the streets there?
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Wondering: Will Bart ever find enough money in his couch cushions to update his photos?
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Big Whoop: I was with Cubbins the night before.

DEATH BY FLASH

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/03/death-by-flash/

Believe it or not the camera above is less annoying than the saying on the T-Shirt.

Photo #1

"Ok! Everyone line up! Picture time! One....Two.."

Photo #2

"Damn it! I said don't move."

Photo #3

Would make more sense if they were in the pool?

Photo #4

Sure Save the Whales and Save the Artic, but apparently when it comes the great cause of Save the Plastic Flamingos Jared does nothing?

Photo #5

Photo #6

Images like this make me wonder what else does he owns that's inflatable. #ThinkDirty

Photo #7

Shades won't Jamie look cool.

Photo #8

To understand why this photo is wrong...well, there is a Spank the Monkey joke here that I will let others create.

Photo #9

Sadly, that was the last thoughts of Princess Diana when she was in the car for what she can do to the press next time she sees them.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: “Why me?”

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/03/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-why-me/

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Liquid gold. 100 bucks to fill up a tank!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/02/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-liquid-gold-100-bucks-to-fill-up-a-tank/

What Jared doesn't know: If it was liquid gold I'd have the jeweler make a nice necklace to wear.
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Sad: I was hoping it was more solid gold from the caption so I can send it in the envelope for cash.
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Scared: One Hundred Dollars?! Damn! Jared's gasoline addiction is really getting out of hand.
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What we don't know: Jared filled up his car & his motorized scooter from the scooter store so he could get around later.
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Not shocked: If your shocked at the amount of the gas bill just wait until I tell you about the SNACK bill from the connivance store.
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Science: That amount is worth 8 'Pull My Finger' pulls. #gas #fart joke
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What we now learned: Jared is not to Hollywood because he pumps his own gas.
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80's reference: ♪♫ Pump up the Jam ♪♫ not the price! (Technotronic Pump Up The Jam)
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Vandalism: March is scratched on the top of the pump..who can make out what the other word is?

New Photos from @Terry_World

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/07/01/new-photos-from-terry_world/

Photo #1

Either Jared really is into recycling or Jared swiped this from an earlier visit.
Former Photo: -->CLICK NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Do Not Disturb- Chateau Marmont LA

Photo #2

This would be more impressive if Jared wasn’t hiding a magazine behind it…and not a dirty one either. See below:

Highlights for Children

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Photo #3

Sadly, since he first touched a boob he swore to himself he’d both never wash his hand or uncurl it.
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This is what happens when you mess with a mouse too much. Go to touch screen!
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Can you guess what’s missing from his hand? Answer! The pear! CLICK --> From terrysdiary.com: Jared enjoying a pear.

Photo #4
Inside Jared's Brain: “If you faked it I really don’t care cause I got mine!”