Witticisms By FolkToe: unknown man

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Like Father Like Son – Beard Heaven

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/11/15/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-like-father-like-son-beard-heaven/

It's so sad to see how jealous Jared is of this man who could grow his beard so long and full.

More pictures from my @BarackObama Gen44 Fundraiser

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/15/more-pictures-from-gen44/

Yet another Blog entry of Name Dropping for Jared and I really don't know who these people are ~ and don't really believe I care too so I'm dropping a Name of my own.

Freddie Da Frog

He's unique like those in Hollywood (notice the winking eye), just as slimey as most in Hollywood.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – PARIS: My chauffeur

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-paris-my-chauffeur/

WOW! So when Sam Elliott isn't acting he's working as a chauffeur. Who knew?
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Awkward: Jared has the very same scarf in his collection.
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Wouldn't it sound better?: If Jared called him 'his driver' and not chauffeur?
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Ha~ha: Love the suttle way he's asking for his tip from Jared.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Two hillbilly’s hangin’ in the sun

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/01/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hillybilly/

OMG! Please don’t tell me that’s Shannon. This guy is too skinny to be the muscular Shannon Leto. Someone please tell me this isn’t him.
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P.S. Jared is lucky he used the word Hillbilly instead of Redneck because then we'd have problems.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me + Damien Hirst

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/04/01/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-damien-hirst/

"Gather around boys and girls…spray the clowns mouth with water and win a prize.”
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Why is there a dart board made of Skittles in the background? Did Jared just 'Taste the Rainbow?' Ha~ha.
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I’m going out on a ledge that the man checking his twitter feed isn’t Damien Hirst.
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What Jared doesn’t know: The man in the background is tweeting….”OMG! It’s Jared Leto and he’s so fricken hotter in person.”

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – MEXICO: sax man

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/02/16/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-mexico-sax-man/

Looks like the poor man’s Clarence Clemons, but still alive! (Bruce Springsteen’s sax player)
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Check-it-out! His socks transform into a beaded seat cover when he leaves in his car.
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Awkward: Looks more like trash than cash in his case.
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Dude, pick up your mail on the stoop.
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New sound for the new album? #Idea
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Jared only stopped because it’s known he like a little sax once in a while. Ha~ha.
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Hair? What happened there? Did he go for the Marshawk and change his mind?
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Rude: This may not have been what Jared meant when he asked the man to ‘blow it while he took a photo’. (Get it?) #ThinkDirty
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What Jared doesn't know: The guy is just waiting for a locksmith to get him inside.
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Rude: This is what happens when your old. You get the wrong message from the wife. She told him he can go blow it out your ass.
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Some perform with guitars and some with saxophones. Hope he won over his girlfriend.
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What Jared doesn't know: He's saving up for a hat to pass.
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Seems Jared found former President Bill Clinton still working his other craft.
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If you can read this ➘~ you can be a saxophone player!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Me + fighting a little person at the @skrillex show

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-me-fighting-a-little-person-at-the-skrillex- show/

Wondering: Any truth that it’s Ron Jeremy right corner of the 1st photo? #pornStar
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Awkward: ♪♫ Jared forgot his costume. ♪♫
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New TV Show: Murder live starring Jared Leto!
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Wondering: Forget the spear why didn’t the guy just punch Jared in the balls to take him down?
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Wondering: Why is Jared holding the tomahawk in that position in the 2nd photo as if its part of his junk?
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Wondering: What happened to make them appear to be buddies in photo #1 to enemies in photo #2? #TheStory?
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Wondering: Why did Jared remove his glove to use the tomahawk? Is he planning to leave fingerprints?
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Wondering: Why didn't anyone remind Jared that he should only pick on someone his own size?
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Wondering: Why is Jared doing his Lorena Bobbit impression? Why chop below the belt?
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Wondering: Where are all the chicks at?
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Jared: “I said NO AUTOGRAPHS!”

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Shannon waiting patiently behind the 3 time winner of the “saddest and most sincere face in the world” competition

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/12/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-shannon-waiting-patiently-behind-the-3-time-winner-of-the-saddest-and-most-sincere-face-in-the-world-competition/

Apparently the competition wasn’t open to those in Russia waiting for food.
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Tell me who is Shannon fooling by pretending to be able to read the signs?
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What Jared doesn't know: Shannon told the old man to ‘move it or loose it’ and now he’s afraid to turn around.
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Wondering: Does the Leto brothers have normal shirts to wear while traveling that don’t show their pits?
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What Jared doesn't know: The elderly man needs to fart, but is afraid Shannon would make a scene over it.
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What Jared doesn't know: This is the 4th airport that lost this guys luggage. He’s used to it.
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What Jared doesn't know: This guy only wants a hug from Shannon, but is afraid he's flip out at the request.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: amazing Japanese mullet

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/12/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-amazing-japanese-mullet/

This is called the ‘not really ready to commit to a Mohawk’ look in Japan.
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That is the best ‘sh~it a$$ grin’ Shannon has on his face.
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What the Leto brothers don’t know: The look was an accident with a barber.
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What is funnier: Shannon asking for directions bypassing the man code never to do or trying to read the map that is in Japanese?

PHOTO: Great Smile

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/28/photo-great-smile/

Jared should get Shannon to ask if this guy is a smoker.
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It’s MEN who like WOMEN who don’t have real teeth to perform that “special act” NOT the other way around. #think dirty
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Think of all the cash he saves on dental floss!
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You wouldn’t look good either if you were in that Awesome bar fight last night!
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He has one ~ maybe he can help Santa out by just asking for one front tooth for Christmas. (All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth goof).
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Wait until that Dental care from his job kicks in. He’ll look extra Great.
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This is the perfect example for Jared to use that @PIH Tweet address. (Partners In Health Providing health care and social justice for the poor in 12 countries around the world.)
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Just found an idea for my Halloween costume for next year!
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Love to meet his blind girlfriend.
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At least they are real.
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Makes things easier to ‘French Kiss’.
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Place your bets if he has British in him.
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Guess the Cavity Creeps got to him. "We make holes in teeth!" (Crest Gel Toothpaste Commercial)
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Ask if he wants some gum!
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This guy must not have heard he can use fake teeth for funny’s with Friends and not do it for real!
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That tooth fairy is one sadistic SOB or very poor SOB just paying off this guy alone.
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This is why you should never bling up your teeth. Someone is bound to come by and rob you for the money.
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How much did you shudder when you said, "Say Cheese!"?
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How was that breath?
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This guy makes Austin Power's powers teeth look good. (Austin Powers movie).

Prayers in a car

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/28/prayers-in-a-car/

I’ve heard the Middle Eastern religions are not only a Beautiful, but has very strict times and
rituals that involve moments in ones day.

I’m not sure if it's I'm just too busy to take a break in my day or being a Christian, but if I was going to switch religions I don’t think I can handle all the rules either.

Lucky for me I found that what he does and what I can do wouldn’t to be much different except for 2 things.

1. My carpet would be paper.

2. And for a donation I can just use it once send my prayers through the mail! See Below!

Click to view Bigger

Now if I do it through E-mail then I’d have time for myself to read or listen to the radio.

OldschoolhardcoremthrfcknMarsarmy!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/22/oldschoolhardcoremthr

“Dude, this is so old school and hard core than I found this on E-Bay.”
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FYI: He defected from the ‘Kiss’ Army.
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‘One man can make a differrence’ and I guess this is the man they were talking about. (Knight Rider theme goof).
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So this is the Army of One.
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Does this verify that there is no WAR on MARS because they only have one man in the ARMY branch there.
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“My mom made this for me!”
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He’s not in the MARS Army. His last name is ARMY and he’s stationed on the MARS Space Station. (or Mars, Pennsylvania).
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“Does this make you jealous Leto?”
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Rocker Attitude Check List:

Hair ✓
Attitude ✓
Merch ✓
But does he have the Tats? ⏎

le chef!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/16/le-chef/

“Take that Chef Ramsay . I wear a big hat and a metal watch when I cook.” (Chef Ramsay from Hell's Kitchen TV show goof).
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The contestants on ‘Top Chef’ really get into their costumes. (Bravo is new with Top Chef TV show goof)
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Do you know who his hardest competitor was? That’s right it was some kid named Chef Boy-R Leto!
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“Yes, I know there are Frog Legs in there. I put them in there!”
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For the longest time as a kid didn’t you image all Chefs had the Don King hairdo when they wore those hats?
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When will cooking competitions becomes the new NASCAR by placing sponsors on their hats?
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I don’t think he understood your entree into the competition. (They were crêpes --->a.k.a. PANCAKES!)
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Caption sounds French, the guy looks Italian and he’s wearing USA colors on his ribbon. Welcome to the Unified World when it comes to food.
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WOW! This school went all out hiring this guy to teach home economics classes.
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Did you know? Costa Rica is selected for the 2012 Bakery World Cup.
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That is one badarse ‘Life Alert’ (Help, I've fallen and I can't get up) device. Maybe that’s what you get when you get the premium package.
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Seems Walmart upgraded their staff in their Bakery department.
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What a wonderful tribute! They let the winner of the Senior Olympics enter the competition.
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I bet Shannon's bitter for getting disqualified from the competition after being exposed for only entering as an amateur chef. The judges found the proof on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li2L6_PvaTk
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Even though long gone, but not forgotten Matt was asked not to attend for his toxic creation of his home-style nachos would most likely pose a Health and Safety concern.

Update: Secret Recipe Exposed: Also found on YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeBN86jui70
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Only French cooking connection I have is (saw on reruns on so don’t think you can figure my age!): last lines of each episode The French Chef (TV show) was by Julia Child: "So that's all for today on The French Chef. This is Julia Child, bon appetit."

Jamie in a van

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/07/08/jamie-in-a-van/

According to Comedy Central "Jon Benjamin has a Van". Does Jamie know him? Are they in the same van club?
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And it looks like he wasn’t alone!
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Is his Van Down By The River? (Chris Farley - The Van Down By The River Skit
from Saturday Night Live goof)
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A partner in the back, a roll of duct tape and a note/ransom demands paper….this might be good time to RUN!
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What’s he hiding behind his back?
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I heard about these guys! The Roadie Interns!
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This looks like the guy who was scalping tickets at the last show. He gave me
the BEST deal. ✓
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So this is the van they have to store all the snack bags.
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Jamie \j(a)-mie\ as a boy's name is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Jamie
is "he who supplants. So who do you think he’ll try to replace first?
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Why does life on the road look less glamorous from this photo?
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“Sorry dude, no more room in Moby Dick. You’ll have to ride in Moby’s little
bro ~ Little Dick.” (name of your 1st tour bus goof).
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Weren’t you warned about Squatters in the area when you refused to lock the van door?
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Is this the ‘Anything Goes ~ Never Tell’ van?
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“Hey Mom! Dad! Living in a Van! Tell me to go to my room now. Ha! Ha!”
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How about a little sub caption of WHO THESE MOTHER F-ers ARE! (besides your Friends).