NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Working away! #ARTIFACT

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-working-away-artifact/


Wondering:  Will it still be 00:21:37 long?  That's the only version I've seen.
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LOL!:  You can't full us we know Jared is off hanging out with Friends and that's the mannequin's arm with a tan filling in for him as his excuse.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Medical team at @ HARDFEST

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-medical-team-at-hardfest/

Wondering:  You would think with such a huge Festival that they would be the ones wearing the glow-in-the-dark shirts.

Hiking with @Terry_World in Runyon Canyon

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/30/hiking-with-terry_world-in-runyon-canyon/


Photo #1

What Jared doesn't know:  This is the horse from the Ghost Rider movie.
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Horse:  Please Jared Leto don't treat me like you did to my friend Mr. Don Key in Tijuana. (Get it?)
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Wondering:  Don't you think Jared would rather be hanging out at the Crazy Horse instead?
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Jared:  "Why do I smell glue?"  #awkward
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Horse:  Ok!  I did the photoshoot where's my payment in carrots and apples, Leto?


Photo #2

"Yes!  We did it!  We swiped a horse!"
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What you don't know:  Terry keeps his mustache tools in his fanny pack and that makes Jared happy they share the same facial hair passion.
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"Yea!  I'm up way past my bedtime!" (figure out which I'm talking about).
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Terry:  "This is a romantic spot for a photo."
Jared:  "HELL YA!...What?"


Photo #3

That is why I think LA is Weird (following the theme of former photos) because I can't see anyone CSI~ing the poop for DNA of its owner.
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Dog poop has to be removed, but it says nothing about People taking a dump and leaving it there!  #Idea
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Wondering:  Wouldn't it be considered recycling if it was done on the ground?
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New Idea:  Forget 'Bait Car' when will they have 'Poop Watch'?
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Judement:  Isn't it a littl heavy handed from someone warning others when he himself doesn't have a dog to pick up poop from?  Maybe Shannon or Tomo should have been in that shot instead.


Photo #4

This is one of the oldest magic tricks.  Jared isn't balanced on the rock.  What you don't see from this angle is the stick up his ass keeping him in place.  Ka~BOOM!  #ShowOff

Photo #5

I got nothing for that last shot.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: DEATH BY FLASH spotting at @ HARDFEST

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-death-by-flash-spotting-at-hardfest/


That was so nice that Jared gave her a fresh shirt after their night together so she'd look fresh after doing the walk of shame home.
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MERCH ALERT!
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Update:  She's still Alive.  The flash was a dud.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – It’s not lime it’s neon green

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-its-not-lime-its-neon-green/

It’s not lime it’s..

• the only clean thing in our closets.
• the only way we can get others attention
• from our mothers closet
• a tutu from when I was a girl
• stocking from my day job involving a poll.
• what distracts people from my nose (you figure which one I'm talking about!)
• lemon-lime.
• the outfit they chose to join the 'Hug it Out' collection.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST with Jamie Lillywhite

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/28/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-with-jamie-lillywhite/


Jamie Lillywhite?  Who?
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LOL:  You have to love a photo where Jared doesn't notice the real action is behind him as the man is doing the 'Raise the Roof' dance move.
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Nothing says kewl as showing off a gun sign at a Festival.  #sarcasm
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OMG!  Did Jared just exchange numbers with that guy or is he just holding a stack of business cards to pass out to those in the business?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – Hipster shades

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-hipster-shades/

What you don't know:  Jared tried to get women to 'Hug it Out' like the prior photo, but they are blond so they didn't fully understand.
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Confused:  Is HARDFEST a Beach party?
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Don't tell them!:  They have no lenses in their frames.
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What you don't understand:  They have to get home soon.....High School starts early.
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What we later found out:  They were just being polite not because they were getting their picture taken, but they were taught to always be nice to senior citizens.  #OldMan Joke
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Wondering:  Hipster shades referring to their glasses or their tan?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – Nerd glasses

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/25/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-nerd-glasses/

Sadly:  This guy didn't get the memo.  The only one who can pull off nerd glass (and yet look sexy!) is Shannon.  As Proof from this link taken by 'Uncle Terry' LINK--->Me as Shannon...Shannon as me

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – Hello kitty?

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-hello-kitty/


Wondering:  Why wasn't this the first photo when the caption began with the word Weird?
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Did you know?:  This is the adult male who prefers breast milk, but never gets it because he's a guy in a cat costume?
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Announcement:  Come to HARDFEST.....we won't judge.
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Who knew?:  A cat can have an overbite.
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LOL!:  Someone track this guy in ten years and show his wife this photo.....the joke is he won't have a wife by then.
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NO WAY!:  Am I going to clean out that litter box.....he better be trained to go in the toilet.

DEERHUNTER

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/23/deerhunter/

Dear Jared Leto:

This is another request that you help out the dial-up users when your posting your videos.  Not all have been Blessed with the extra bankroll to afford a faster service and therefore it take a few minutes to watch the wheel turn and turn until we can see the video your trying to post.

I know its not your fault that you've made a good living, but would it be possible to just add a link to the posted video, such as DNC2012 - Joe Biden (<---LINK) to find the location at its main source where it might be faster to load.  The other items on the page ~ the advertisements need to load before the video does on that page.

Also why are you using the caption DEERHUNTER when that caption was linked to the video you and Bam created disturbing nature by petting deer in the Hollywood Hills?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – LETS GET WEIRD!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-lets-get-weird/


Don't anyone tell Jared:  It's 2012 ~ Weird have arrived a long time ago.
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LOL!:  Jared doesn't know that's his stalker and so its not so weird to us.
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Confused:  Do they do tattoos at HARDFEST?
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Worried:  The only thing WEIRD in that shot is the pink growth on Jared's finger.
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You don't know the 1/2 of it:  Weird is when Jared noticed the heart tattoo on the other arm with the name Jared in the middle of it.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – Hug it out

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/22/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-hug-it-out/

What we don't know:  This was taken moments before they rubbed oil on themselves and started a full fledged girl fight.  Those photos are part of Jared's 'Personal' collection.
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OMG!  Is that Cameron Diaz in disguise on the left?
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What we didn't know:  They believe because the lens is small they had to smooch together to make sure they are in the shot together.
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Confused:  I give up!  Someone ask Jared where he placed the singles?
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What we didn't know:  They thought it was BOOBFEST instead of HARDFEST.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST with @ DillonFrancis

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/21/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-with-dillonfrancis/

The only beneift I found with this photo is to learn of someone else in the music business and maybe a hint of what might be added on the new album in some fashion.  LINK ----> Dillon Francis

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – Pretty in pink

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-pretty-in-pink/

Take a Poll:

These ladies arrived from a:

A.  Lady Gaga event

B.  Katy Perry event

C.  Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – ROCK N ROLL!!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/19/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-rock-n-roll/


Wondering:  Why does Jared jumps Shannon's bones when he smokes and yet not Jamie's?  Is there no brotherly love there?
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WOW!:  Is that really Simon Baker next to Jamie?  (The Mentalist TV show goof).
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LOL!:  Nothing says 'Rocking Out' as wearing Turquoise and Fuchsia in a jacket.  NOT!
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Wondering:  Whose the Hugh Jackman wanna be by Jared?
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You know your old when....:  Your wearing ear plugs at a concert.
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Confused:  Is that a flare from the camera on the blonds tooth missing?  Did he get lost heading to the RedneckFEST?
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Note to Jamie:  Heart stickers on fingernails?  What are you some type of guy who can't commit to nail polish or didn't Jared want to share any of his stash?
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Question to Jamie:  Are you not wearing a shirt or is that some type of sweater under that jacket?
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Wondering:  With the face Jamie is making my concerns is that he's not holding a "regular" cigarette at this show.
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OMG!:  This is the after effects of Monkey Snatch in your face!  Poor Jamie. (Olympic video goof)
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YEA!  It's nice to see they decided to go out on a double date to the festival.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: @ HARDFEST – i am a DORK

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hardfest-i-am-a-dork/

Who knew:  That there would be shortage of 'Kick Me' signs in 2012.
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Wondering:  Did Jared even give her a heads up that it was there?
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LOL!:  That is what happens when a woman turns Jared down for a date.  He tags you.
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What Jared doesn't know:  At HARDFEST that's a backstage pass.
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WOW:  Free bumber stickers!  Kewl.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Two humans in the woods

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/17/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-two-humans-in-the-woods/

It was an overcast day in August when Jared's solace into hiding in his cabin in the woods would almost be found out by travelers who were lost.  It was a man and a women who were traveling down hillsides and in search of the one who they call JARED.

As Jared gathered wood they approached him.  They appeared to be humans, but the always guarded Jared wasn't sure as he has seen more of his kind, the vampire, than human in this area.

In that moment the travelers believed they found what they searched for so long (nearly an entire an hour) and JARED had finally what he'd been searching for....a STUPID catch phase to steal and place on his own shirts for others to purchase.  But first he must invite the couple to his home and to their deaths.

DON DON DON....

That mini-story is more interesting than the photo 100 percent.

Me, Kelli Garner, Robert, + @ WallisAnnabelle at Gen44

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/16/me-kelli-garner-robert-wallisannabelle-at-gen44/

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE THIS BATCH OF SELF-ABSORBED PEOPLE GETTING THEIR PICTURES TAKEN STOP!

Now that it seems to be the last one someone ask Jared out of all the people he's taken photographs with and money from that he still keeps in touch with.  (That's not Family)

More pictures from my @BarackObama Gen44 Fundraiser

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/15/more-pictures-from-gen44/

Yet another Blog entry of Name Dropping for Jared and I really don't know who these people are ~ and don't really believe I care too so I'm dropping a Name of my own.

Freddie Da Frog

He's unique like those in Hollywood (notice the winking eye), just as slimey as most in Hollywood.

Me + @ AlexisKnapp at my @ BarackObama Gen44 Fundraiser

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/14/me-alexisknapp-at-my-barackobama-gen44-fundraiser/

Wondering:  How could I have missed on commenting on this photograph?  I mean did I subconsciously forget to comment on this photograph?

Me, @ NeilStrauss, + Dan at my @ BarackObama Gen44 Fundraiser

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/13/me-neil-strauss-dan-gen44/

What we later learned:  Jared only invited Neil so he would bring his wife along and I have no fricken idea who DAN is.

Me + @ SophiaBush at my @ BarackObama Gen44 Fundraiser

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/11/me-sophiabush-at-my-barackobama-gen44-fundraiser/

What I suspect:  Sophia really didn't come to the fundraiser to help the President, but to get her photograph with Jared. 

Why do I think that?   Her own words.  From Fox News - Published January 17, 2012

     Bush said she has been disappointed with Obama’s time in Office, but she doesn’t necessarily blame the candidate she campaigned for so passionately.

     “I saw a lot of attempt at change. There are certainly some things that have let me down but again, I just feel like we've watched a man be broken,” she continued. “I think that it should be a big wake up call to everyone. When our president is supposed to barter our health care as individuals for the rights for oil companies, what are we talking about? Where do we live? That's not the way I want things to go, I know that.”

Me + @IanSomerhalder at my @BarackObama Gen44 Fundraiser

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/09/me-iansomerhalder-at-my-barackobama-gen44-fundraiser/

Anyone else see "Uncle Terry's" influence in these photographs?
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Anyone want to bet?:  That Jared had no idea who this guy is before this party.
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Wondering:  If Jared hosted a Fundraiser by promising a kissing booth I wonder if he's get much more money and people attending the party.
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Vampire Old meets Vampire New (Vampire Diaries joke)

Photos from my @ BarackObama Gen44 Fundraiser

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/08/photos-from-my-barackobama-gen44-fundraiser/

I do Rants not because I've run out of funnies to goof on photos to Jared (or someone in his circle) posts, but sometimes they are equally funny or interesting.

But this Rant is isn't anything, but SAD.

Full disclosure: I'm not a registered voter but at this time I can claim I'm pro-choice and pro death penalty.

Now it's been a rough couple of days at each lit end of the candle come close to a bad turn, buts the posting of these photos made me feel the bounce back in my step.

Because I learned that Jared has no time for shame.

Like planning for a surprise birthday and not have the guest of honor arrive leaving everyone to eat cake. And we know Jared likes cake.

The fact that these "Young Hollywood" supporters had to be satisfied with two represents and a video message of Obama on tape is FUNNY!

Now instead of being bitter being laughing out loud in the press for a party fundraiser turned in a snub (or bust) the out-of-touch celebrity still collected money for their man.

Now to add to Jared's (should be) embarrassment he's posting the party pictures that (he was one of the hosts) too just to make us believe that it wasn't an embarrassment.

Obama Quote:

"You got these $10,000-a-plate dinners and Golden Circles Clubs. I think when the average voter looks at that, they rightly feel they’re locked out of the process. They can’t attend a $10,000 breakfast and they know that those who can are going to get the kind of access they can’t imagine."

　
I guess Obama can't even find time to give access (or time) to those who CAN afford the $10,000 a plate. 

And even the younger generation of Hollywood can live in a denial when things go downhill rather it be the way the Nation had been falling apart for the part 4 years or that their own fundraiser party was a joke. 

Now that is what makes it SAD.  Maybe Jared thought since it's been a couple months since the President's brush off it was safe to post the Celeb Fest.  The only thing we should learn from these are people in Hollywood should have their own slogan.

Those living in the State of Illusion Vs. The Land of Reality are from two different Worlds.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Empty Road – Malibu

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/07/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-empty-road-malibu/

I would have switched tags of NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: beautiful Malibu from and this one. 
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Time for some roller/skate boarding.
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I'd put the Closed or Detour sign just to have this view for myself.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Minimalism

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/05/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-minimalism/

This Art piece equals (=) SUCKER WHO BUYS IT.  If it was this easy to sell things and call it Art for big bucks I have a plus (+) or cross sign I can sell ya.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Do not give up

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/04/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-do-not-give-up/

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: My Jonathan Yeo painting

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/03/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-my-jonathan-yeo-painting/

Wooo: What sex education class did this guy attend in school?
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Next time Jared might want to ask the guy to write the directions down on paper not his girlfriend’s chest.
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Hello Dr. Nick! (The Simpson’s goof)
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Inspiration?: This was the original blue prints for the Austin Powers movie where the FemBots were created.
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Too many Arrows!
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Worst tattoo ever!
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Sad: Welcome to Hollywood! No flat chested women need apply. Go big or stay home.
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LOL! This piece is in the hallway so Jared can ‘feel’ how close he is to the bathroom without turning on a light.
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What Jared doesn’t know: It’s an interactive Art piece.
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FYI: At the corner’s office the ‘Y’ incision is larger during autopsy.
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LOL #2: Could be worse…. Jared could have been posting a photo of man boobs.
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I get it!: It’s the remake to Requiem for a Dream where she looses her arm and the characters reunite so Jared‘s character can teach her how to work things one handed…..even in the bedroom. #IDEA!
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Wondering: Is that some type of bandanna or beard where her/his chin should be?
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LOL! #2: Looks like someone ran out of ‘flesh 284’ paint color.
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Busted!: FAKE! Standing up or laying down there is no way real boobs are that perky.
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LOL! #3: Now Jared can finally cancel his subscription to National Geographic.
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Has Jared figured it out yet?: This might be the reason why Shannon and Tomo always comes over to visit and never want to leave.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Roger Waters – The Wall

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/02/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-roger-waters-the-wall/


RANT:


Thanks I say sarcastic!  Jared some people like to be surprised at a show to see what a band or performer releases as decor or goodies for the fans to be in awe.  You posted a photo on May 19th, 2012 in reference to 'The Wall' and I didn't understand why someone whose a devotee wouldn't want others to be surprised of what happens at the show. 


Did I take photographs or video at all the concerts/events I attended just to brag that I was there?  To rub it in others faces of what they missed out on - or spoil it for those who are holding tickets for a future show - through photographs.  (No)


Photographs can't even give the 'emotion' that one gets at a concert.  It's truly a visual as well as musical experience.


You don't like it when people re post videos of Thirty Seconds To Mars 'Witness' song or 'Artifact' 20 minute video because well, one it brings you (the band and record company) cash when they are released and because it cheapens the thrill of being in the moment when they are officially released.


Why would you expose details of a concert unless someone asks for them?  Why not just write up a written review of how you felt at the show?  I'm thinking if you can figure out how to attach only audio to the blog you'd go the extra step and post it too.  Then that would make the error of your ways complete.


Go to the concert or event, keep the camera/phone in your pocket (or shoe), and save the photographs for when you meet the members of the band backstage.  Or display the photographs after you print them out for your scrapbooks to share with Family and Friends.


It's a concert your attending.  Your standing in the stands or on ground floor, standing with other screaming fans that are singing (or think they are singing on key), watching people high or drunk waving their arms in the air, knowing people are getting freaky in the bathrooms and not giving a damn how they act.

You should be sharing the moment with others like minded in your music tastes and if you do things right you get this feeling that your not alone in the fandom with the band.  You should be getting the sensation that these people surrounding you feel the exact same way you do (on the inside) and makes you extraordinary to be part of this collection of Pink Floyd Fans.

Live in the Moment!  (if you need help on how to do that click the link & Read) LINK --> How to Live in the Moment

PS:  I hope you didn't forget to buy some Merch on your way out.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Babu

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/08/01/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-babu/

Babu saying in my head:  "Come on Jared.  It's too far to jump down.  Come over here and catch me."
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Yea!:  Some used either the zoom or crop feature on his camera!
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Babu saying in my head #2:  "What the hell do you mean we have to climb back up?"
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Babu saying in my head #3:  "Just like the song Jared....ain't no mountain high ain't no valley low, ain't no river wide enough, <baby> If you need me, call me, no matter where you are No matter how far."  (Marvin Gaye song).