http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-tower/
"Rapunzel Let Down Your Hair" (Oops wrong Tower)
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Hide & Seek just got easier.
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Guess your not in France or we’d see you in the Eiffel Tower .
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Evil FolkToe: “My kingdom for a match!”
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Women can climb too, you know. Your still not safe.
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No. I said ‘sweat lodge’ as in a tent not a fort.
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“I can see my house from here!”
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“Hey Shan! I want to built one just like this in my backyard. Kewl isn’t it?”
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Ear plugs? How can you hear nature with them in?
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You like to experiment for new sounds for future songs, but the reverb from a bathroom will be just the same.
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“Dude! How did you find me?”
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How about adding this as the stage prop and give the TRAID a night off sometimes?
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“Dude, if I had this top part off wouldn’t it totally be like a Lady Gaga hat?”
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“Check it out Shan. It’s my summer getaway home. 100% recyclable!”
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“Bathroom in back!”
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“Of course I paid someone to build this. Do you think I could do such shottie work?”
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“No Tomo there is NO elevator!”
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“Receiving my fan mail is slow, but I’m sure the mail service will find me.”
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“No! No new album!”
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“It’s kewl here. No solicitors!”
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“What do you mean we have to hunt for our food? There’s no vegetarian restaurants around here?”
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“Give me a minute and I’ll deactivate the security alarm.”
NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET – PHOTO: Security zone
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-security-zone/
To bad Shannon didn’t have a ‘Security Zone’ around his Facebook & G-mail account, huh? Ha~ha. #Hackers
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Better alert the Mars Army!
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Does Jared own a shirt that doesn’t expose his ribs?
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Funny Jared has a similar sign in his bedroom above his racing car bed.
To bad Shannon didn’t have a ‘Security Zone’ around his Facebook & G-mail account, huh? Ha~ha. #Hackers
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Better alert the Mars Army!
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Does Jared own a shirt that doesn’t expose his ribs?
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Funny Jared has a similar sign in his bedroom above his racing car bed.
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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET – new pics from @terry_world photo: Jared Leto backstage
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/30/new-pics-from-terry_world/
You do realize its only when the hands are near the crotch in that position does it mean ‘Suck it’, right?
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I remember this! This was at the Top Gun audition!
Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Then you did that move! Good times. Sorry you didn’t get the part. Damn Tom Cruise!
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It’s Jared Leto guest judge of Simon Cowell's new show The X Factor!
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I got it! Your censoring yourself for the people at home. Ok! We get it. Your Rated X as in X~tra Sexy. Ha~ha.
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FYI: X is an American punk rock band, formed in Los Angeles, California in 1977.
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If one Triad is leaving your elbow going East at 8am going 2 mm a minute and another Triad is leaving your other elbow Westbound at noon going 8mm a minute when will they meet in the middle? (You thought you'd never have to use math in real life, didn't you?)
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Dude! Those SOB’s really are real? Ha~ha.
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Where can I find the other 3 photos where you mime the ‘S’ the ‘E’ and the ‘Y’ with your hands? (SEXY).
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Have you become the new ‘Cross-Your-Heart Bras’ spokesman for Playtex? ("Cross-Your-Heart Bras for us full-figured gals" goof)
You do realize its only when the hands are near the crotch in that position does it mean ‘Suck it’, right?
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I remember this! This was at the Top Gun audition!
Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Then you did that move! Good times. Sorry you didn’t get the part. Damn Tom Cruise!
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It’s Jared Leto guest judge of Simon Cowell's new show The X Factor!
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I got it! Your censoring yourself for the people at home. Ok! We get it. Your Rated X as in X~tra Sexy. Ha~ha.
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FYI: X is an American punk rock band, formed in Los Angeles, California in 1977.
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If one Triad is leaving your elbow going East at 8am going 2 mm a minute and another Triad is leaving your other elbow Westbound at noon going 8mm a minute when will they meet in the middle? (You thought you'd never have to use math in real life, didn't you?)
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Dude! Those SOB’s really are real? Ha~ha.
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Where can I find the other 3 photos where you mime the ‘S’ the ‘E’ and the ‘Y’ with your hands? (SEXY).
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Have you become the new ‘Cross-Your-Heart Bras’ spokesman for Playtex? ("Cross-Your-Heart Bras for us full-figured gals" goof)
NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET – new pics from @Terry_world Photo: Me and Jared Leto backstage.
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/30/notes-from-the-outernet-new-pics-from-terry_world-photo-me-and-jared-leto-backstage/
“Yea! No Cavities!”
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Is Jared trying to bring back the mullet look?
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“Smell my Pit!”
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This is Rock & Roll Terry! Loose the thumb and express with the finger!
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Terry whispers: “I have to give a thumbs up or he will hit me, again.”
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Someone likes the clear deodorant because I see no armpit flakes.
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Jared: Terry what do you think about my guns?
Terry: Thumbs up!
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Sad that Terry will only give you one thumbs up and not two. Maybe your not such good Friends as you thought.
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The day has come when Terry dresses much nicer than you for a popular event. #wardrobeMalfunction
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Thumbs-Up Alert!
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FYI Jared. It’s Rage Against the Machine not against the photographers assistant.
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Terry: “Hello! I’m Terry the good son. Good day to ya!”
Jared: “I’m the bad seed! Yea!”
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Can’t pull off the ‘manly’ yell with a ‘girly’ heart bracelet.
“Yea! No Cavities!”
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Is Jared trying to bring back the mullet look?
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“Smell my Pit!”
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This is Rock & Roll Terry! Loose the thumb and express with the finger!
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Terry whispers: “I have to give a thumbs up or he will hit me, again.”
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Someone likes the clear deodorant because I see no armpit flakes.
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Jared: Terry what do you think about my guns?
Terry: Thumbs up!
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Sad that Terry will only give you one thumbs up and not two. Maybe your not such good Friends as you thought.
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The day has come when Terry dresses much nicer than you for a popular event. #wardrobeMalfunction
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Thumbs-Up Alert!
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FYI Jared. It’s Rage Against the Machine not against the photographers assistant.
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Terry: “Hello! I’m Terry the good son. Good day to ya!”
Jared: “I’m the bad seed! Yea!”
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Can’t pull off the ‘manly’ yell with a ‘girly’ heart bracelet.
Shannon and two evil clowns
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/24/shannon-and-two-evil-clowns/
When did the insane clown posse clean up their act?
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“I say the makeovers for Jared & Tomo turned out great!”
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Shannon thinking: “I once had a dream about this.”
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What could be so evil about clowns? Except for their dental plan.
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Is he wearing your shades?
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Evil clowns can be told apart from the Good ones by having jagged teeth, fake eyes and tattoo? Heck I think I have a 2nd cousin with the same condition. We don’t speak of the make-up issue. What he does in his ‘private time’ is his own business.
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Shannon is the cheese (he doesn’t eat meat) in a clown sandwich. How many carbohydrates are in that?
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You found Shannon’s birth parents…didn’t you have the Heart to tell him he was adopted until now? What a Reunion!
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Pretty sure he said he wanted to see some mounds as in boobs NOT clowns on his day off.
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Ha~ha. Shannon thought you were taking him to McDonalds when you said you were taking him to see a clown. (Ronald McDonald).
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Tough Love: The only way to cure Shannon of his coulrophobia. Maybe he will be stronger for this.
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Don’t tell me you don’t have the same outfit in your ‘mystery closet’ for private shows.
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Shannon must have left his get-up back on the bus.
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Shannon does need a job to keep him busy when he’s not on tour. And you said ‘why don’t you just run off and join the circus.’ Your bad.
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Could have been worse he could have been making out with the Bearded Lady and get caught on camera.
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It’s only evil when Shannon swiped their red floppy shoes for his collection.
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Is that the son of Pogo The Clown? (John Wayne Gacy, Jr. old clown name.)
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If they were truly evil shouldn’t he have gotten a pie in the face in this shot?
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“Dude, I have I just got sprayed with seltzer water down my pants. And I think I like it”
When did the insane clown posse clean up their act?
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“I say the makeovers for Jared & Tomo turned out great!”
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Shannon thinking: “I once had a dream about this.”
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What could be so evil about clowns? Except for their dental plan.
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Is he wearing your shades?
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Evil clowns can be told apart from the Good ones by having jagged teeth, fake eyes and tattoo? Heck I think I have a 2nd cousin with the same condition. We don’t speak of the make-up issue. What he does in his ‘private time’ is his own business.
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Shannon is the cheese (he doesn’t eat meat) in a clown sandwich. How many carbohydrates are in that?
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You found Shannon’s birth parents…didn’t you have the Heart to tell him he was adopted until now? What a Reunion!
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Pretty sure he said he wanted to see some mounds as in boobs NOT clowns on his day off.
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Ha~ha. Shannon thought you were taking him to McDonalds when you said you were taking him to see a clown. (Ronald McDonald).
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Tough Love: The only way to cure Shannon of his coulrophobia. Maybe he will be stronger for this.
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Don’t tell me you don’t have the same outfit in your ‘mystery closet’ for private shows.
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Shannon must have left his get-up back on the bus.
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Shannon does need a job to keep him busy when he’s not on tour. And you said ‘why don’t you just run off and join the circus.’ Your bad.
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Could have been worse he could have been making out with the Bearded Lady and get caught on camera.
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It’s only evil when Shannon swiped their red floppy shoes for his collection.
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Is that the son of Pogo The Clown? (John Wayne Gacy, Jr. old clown name.)
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If they were truly evil shouldn’t he have gotten a pie in the face in this shot?
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“Dude, I have I just got sprayed with seltzer water down my pants. And I think I like it”
The falafel spot – Paris
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/23/the-falafel-spot-paris/
Do they have their own cast of characters like on Friends hanging out inside?
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I thought you were a bread only kind of guy….wow….when you think you know a guy….
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Window drive by for bike riders.
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At those prices? What are you John D. Rockefeller ?
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Is this a Vegetarianism thing? (I didn’t think I’d understand).
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I am the champion at playing Falafel King!
http://www.y8.com/games/Falafel_king
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Ask them if they ever have a sign that says, ‘Use other Window’ in their spot.
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The Authentic falafel is great, but where is the Imitation falafel window?
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This is the problem all of the world. Everyone is so in a rush that they don’t even have time to sit down and enjoy a meal together. Sad. :-(
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This is the worst first date idea Ever!
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Did the guy have an "accident"? It’s nice to see women aren’t the only ones who tie their sweaters around their waist at such embarrassing times.
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Looks like no matter that country the service SUCKS!
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I prefer the chaos undivided symbol instead. Oh wait London had that as their symbol a while ago.
Do they have their own cast of characters like on Friends hanging out inside?
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I thought you were a bread only kind of guy….wow….when you think you know a guy….
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Window drive by for bike riders.
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At those prices? What are you John D. Rockefeller ?
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Is this a Vegetarianism thing? (I didn’t think I’d understand).
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I am the champion at playing Falafel King!
http://www.y8.com/games/Falafel_king
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Ask them if they ever have a sign that says, ‘Use other Window’ in their spot.
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The Authentic falafel is great, but where is the Imitation falafel window?
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This is the problem all of the world. Everyone is so in a rush that they don’t even have time to sit down and enjoy a meal together. Sad. :-(
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This is the worst first date idea Ever!
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Did the guy have an "accident"? It’s nice to see women aren’t the only ones who tie their sweaters around their waist at such embarrassing times.
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Looks like no matter that country the service SUCKS!
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I prefer the chaos undivided symbol instead. Oh wait London had that as their symbol a while ago.
Squatting Elephant Man
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/23/squatting-elephant-man/
“Dude, a little privacy please.”
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You have a really F-ed up Porn collection. Ha~ha.
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Now can you draw the Pirate and Tippy the Turtle to see how you rank as an artist?
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Was this drawn on the toilet paper he was bound to need afterwards? Eu
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Maybe he needs some bran in his diet.
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Did you think he was ever afraid of mice?
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Why are you exploiting a man for a 2nd time? I mean you already have him working for peanuts. Isn’t that enough you Sadist!
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Would it be less disturbing if the images were twisted?
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Artist Tip: More eyeliner around the eye to make it pop so it doesn’t get lost in detail.
“Dude, a little privacy please.”
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You have a really F-ed up Porn collection. Ha~ha.
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Now can you draw the Pirate and Tippy the Turtle to see how you rank as an artist?
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Was this drawn on the toilet paper he was bound to need afterwards? Eu
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Maybe he needs some bran in his diet.
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Did you think he was ever afraid of mice?
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Why are you exploiting a man for a 2nd time? I mean you already have him working for peanuts. Isn’t that enough you Sadist!
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Would it be less disturbing if the images were twisted?
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Artist Tip: More eyeliner around the eye to make it pop so it doesn’t get lost in detail.
ME + @chinowmoreno ON ROCKSOUND COVER
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/22/me-chinowmoreno-on-rocksound-cover/
Can’t locate who he is when you misspell his name, arse. How about Chino Moreno, Chino W. Morenoor even Camillo Wong Moreno next time. (FYI: no one visits Twitter pages of other bands when placed in titles).
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'Well known for his distinctive screams' so now we know what you two have in common.
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Johnny Cage….Jared Leto….FIGHT! (Mortal Combat goof)
Can’t locate who he is when you misspell his name, arse. How about Chino Moreno, Chino W. Morenoor even Camillo Wong Moreno next time. (FYI: no one visits Twitter pages of other bands when placed in titles).
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'Well known for his distinctive screams' so now we know what you two have in common.
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Johnny Cage….Jared Leto….FIGHT! (Mortal Combat goof)
Watched the legendary @placeboworld in Stuttgart. Here’s a pic of me + Mr Molko
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/22/watched-the-legendary-placeboworld-in-stuttgart-heres-a-pic-of-me-mr-molko/
Photo #1
“Dude. I know you. Your Friends with that Bartholomew Cubbins guy.”
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“Dude, pull my finger.”
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“Dude, you’re the guy who cut me off in traffic this morning. Not cool man.”
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“Dude, OMG! Your Jared Leto!”
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“Dude, aren’t you the one who wanted my autograph last night?”
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“Dude, your cool enough to call me Brian.”
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“Dude, what number were YOU on the top 50 sexiest rock stars in Kerrang! magazine?”
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"Dude, are you openly bisexual too?”
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“Dude, where can I buy that awesome Triad necklace?”
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Photo #2
“When we tour you can be my opening act.”
“BullSh(*^it, you can be mine.”
(make up your own mind who said which)
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"This is what Bon Jovi meant when he sang, “Lay Your Hands On Me.”, right?”
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Photo #3
Jared: “He is so Beautiful. It’s like looking in a mirror.”
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Brian thinking: “Okay. This guy is freaking me out a little. How do I get away from him?”
Photo #1
“Dude. I know you. Your Friends with that Bartholomew Cubbins guy.”
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“Dude, pull my finger.”
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“Dude, you’re the guy who cut me off in traffic this morning. Not cool man.”
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“Dude, OMG! Your Jared Leto!”
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“Dude, aren’t you the one who wanted my autograph last night?”
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“Dude, your cool enough to call me Brian.”
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“Dude, what number were YOU on the top 50 sexiest rock stars in Kerrang! magazine?”
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"Dude, are you openly bisexual too?”
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“Dude, where can I buy that awesome Triad necklace?”
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Photo #2
“When we tour you can be my opening act.”
“BullSh(*^it, you can be mine.”
(make up your own mind who said which)
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"This is what Bon Jovi meant when he sang, “Lay Your Hands On Me.”, right?”
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Photo #3
Jared: “He is so Beautiful. It’s like looking in a mirror.”
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Brian thinking: “Okay. This guy is freaking me out a little. How do I get away from him?”
Shannon + Tomo chillin’ in London
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/21/shannon-tomo-chillin-in-london/
Shannon: “Dude, did you know what we should do?”
Tomo: “What?”
Shannon: “We should be part of a riot.”
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30 Seconds to Mars Slogan: Friends don’t let Friends smoke alone.
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They forgot to ask for a smoking hotel room. Ha~ha.
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Why are they polluting my air?
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Love how the don’t stand closer to themselves because they don’t want their different smoking flavors mingle.
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It’s called CANCER CORNER not CANCER SIDEWALK. Move along.
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smoking kills (simple caption by Jared Leto from prior Blog photo).
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Most prefer them drinking than smoking. That would at least explain Shannon’s shoe selection with this outfit.
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Smoker Bookends. (one’s a right hand smoker and the other is the left).
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Where is the rest of The Rat Pack of our Generation?
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It seems I know 2 that aren’t living Above the Influence! (AbovetheInfluence.com)
http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/facts/drugstobacco
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Didn’t someone hear Yul Brynner’s simple message about smoking?
The 31 second YouTube video should be below:
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Just have them add their names now: Celebrities who died from smoking
http://www.tobaccoprogram.org/tobaccorefguide/ch41/ch41p1.htm
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Please pass this photo along to the Boys:
Shannon: “Dude, did you know what we should do?”
Tomo: “What?”
Shannon: “We should be part of a riot.”
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30 Seconds to Mars Slogan: Friends don’t let Friends smoke alone.
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They forgot to ask for a smoking hotel room. Ha~ha.
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Why are they polluting my air?
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Love how the don’t stand closer to themselves because they don’t want their different smoking flavors mingle.
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It’s called CANCER CORNER not CANCER SIDEWALK. Move along.
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smoking kills (simple caption by Jared Leto from prior Blog photo).
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Most prefer them drinking than smoking. That would at least explain Shannon’s shoe selection with this outfit.
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Smoker Bookends. (one’s a right hand smoker and the other is the left).
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Where is the rest of The Rat Pack of our Generation?
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It seems I know 2 that aren’t living Above the Influence! (AbovetheInfluence.com)
http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/facts/drugstobacco
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Didn’t someone hear Yul Brynner’s simple message about smoking?
The 31 second YouTube video should be below:
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Just have them add their names now: Celebrities who died from smoking
http://www.tobaccoprogram.org/tobaccorefguide/ch41/ch41p1.htm
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Please pass this photo along to the Boys:
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| smokers-lungs |
@steveaoki AND I IN PORTUGAL
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/21/steveaoki-and-i-in-portugal/
Next time on Project Runway we create a new clothing line for Steve Aoki and Jared Leto.
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What’s famous snowboarder Shaun White doing in the background? He’s taking up photography?
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Sorry to say, but Your girlfriend is UGLY! Maybe you should hook up with that redhead instead.
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Your real girlfriend must hate it when it’s ‘quality talking time’ and you have your ear plugs in.
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The shirt says: “If I was alive I could have been next to the sexy Jared Leto and Steve Aoki would be wearing me.” (RIP Kurt).
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No one said the word ‘Smile’ at this show?
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Guy in back: Dude, where did he get that kewl poncho?
2nd guy: “I don’t know, but I want two!”
Next time on Project Runway we create a new clothing line for Steve Aoki and Jared Leto.
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What’s famous snowboarder Shaun White doing in the background? He’s taking up photography?
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Sorry to say, but Your girlfriend is UGLY! Maybe you should hook up with that redhead instead.
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Your real girlfriend must hate it when it’s ‘quality talking time’ and you have your ear plugs in.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The shirt says: “If I was alive I could have been next to the sexy Jared Leto and Steve Aoki would be wearing me.” (RIP Kurt).
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No one said the word ‘Smile’ at this show?
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Guy in back: Dude, where did he get that kewl poncho?
2nd guy: “I don’t know, but I want two!”
PUKKELPOP FESTIVAL STATEMENT
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/18/re-pukkelpop-festival-belgium-our-deepest-thoughts-and-sympathies-to-the-families-and-friends-of-those-who-lost-their-lives-today-at-the-show-in-belgium/
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News Source: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/more-deaths-as-stage-collapses-224961
Strong winds and large hail knocked down the main stage framing at this year's annual Pukkelpop. Four are reported dead.
Early reports out of Belgium and Holland Thursday are claiming that six people were killed and others injured as a tent collapsed at an annual music festival called Pukkelpop.
The BBC is now reporting four were killed, details are still emerging as to number of dead and injured.
According to Holland’s Trouw.com, one of the tents where a band was playing was blown down after a storm, resulting in chaos and injuries.
Per Belgian radio station Studio Brussel, ambulances have been in and out of the festival and the remainder of today’s festival has been canceled.
The sudden storm Thursday caused the Chateau Tent, where American band Smith Westerns played, or were about to play, to collapse. The band wrote on Twitter: "Stage collapsed max almost got crushed by the tress, I hope pukkelpop has insurance bc all our [stuff] is broke."
A brief but fierce storm produced strong winds and large hail which brought down trees, per reports. Additionally, a sound tower beside the main stage came loose.
The annual festival's lineup this year includes many American bands, including 30 Seconds to Mars, Foo Fighters and Rise Against.
Jared Leto tweeted that "four stages were down" and that it was "still raining" Thursday from the festival. "Be safe," he added.
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News Source: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/more-deaths-as-stage-collapses-224961
Strong winds and large hail knocked down the main stage framing at this year's annual Pukkelpop. Four are reported dead.
Early reports out of Belgium and Holland Thursday are claiming that six people were killed and others injured as a tent collapsed at an annual music festival called Pukkelpop.
The BBC is now reporting four were killed, details are still emerging as to number of dead and injured.
According to Holland’s Trouw.com, one of the tents where a band was playing was blown down after a storm, resulting in chaos and injuries.
Per Belgian radio station Studio Brussel, ambulances have been in and out of the festival and the remainder of today’s festival has been canceled.
The sudden storm Thursday caused the Chateau Tent, where American band Smith Westerns played, or were about to play, to collapse. The band wrote on Twitter: "Stage collapsed max almost got crushed by the tress, I hope pukkelpop has insurance bc all our [stuff] is broke."
A brief but fierce storm produced strong winds and large hail which brought down trees, per reports. Additionally, a sound tower beside the main stage came loose.
The annual festival's lineup this year includes many American bands, including 30 Seconds to Mars, Foo Fighters and Rise Against.
Jared Leto tweeted that "four stages were down" and that it was "still raining" Thursday from the festival. "Be safe," he added.
He later added in a statement, "We are absolutely devastated that this celebration ended in tragedy. To those that were injured we are sending thoughts and prayers. Obviously under these horrible and dangerous circumstances, and out of respect for those who have passed, Thirty Seconds to Mars will not be playing. We love you all and hope tomorrow brings a better day."
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ROMAN
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/17/roman/
I smell ROMAN NIGHT added to the list of themes just for the costume alone. Wings was the bonus! Jared & Tomo flying on wires over the crowd. Woo!
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It might have been a little funnier if you placed your camera in his hand and somehow (tied with shoe string) and took the shot. CLICK!
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Now why can’t we have cool stuff in the U.S.? I mean find the funds to upkeep them.
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Look he’s more of a showman more than Jared. “Here E Here E come over and look at me!”
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Did the Sword transform into a mop? (must of missed that part of the story from Sunday School).
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“Raise your hand if your SURE” (Sure deodorant goof).
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I recognize this guy. He’s was in the last X-men movies right?
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“Dude, I have been working out. Seriously, feel this muscule.”
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He’s in the middle of doing the fist pump Jersey Shore style.
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E.T. phone home finger.
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All I remember currently about the archangel Michael is from the TV show Supernatural.
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Archangel Michael is known as a defendant of Faith and a fighter. A secret message to the fans/Echelon?
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FYI: San Miguel is his name in Spanish, San Michele in Italian, and Saint Michelle in French.
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“I’m blind!”
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“Who defeated the snake? That’s right. Me. Right here. Big Bad Michael.”
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"Hey ladies do you want to see my 'flaming sword'?"
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Did you believe he deserves the title as the Head Archangel? Not really from this angle in the picture.
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PETA is going to be so pissed about the abuse to the snake.
I smell ROMAN NIGHT added to the list of themes just for the costume alone. Wings was the bonus! Jared & Tomo flying on wires over the crowd. Woo!
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It might have been a little funnier if you placed your camera in his hand and somehow (tied with shoe string) and took the shot. CLICK!
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Now why can’t we have cool stuff in the U.S.? I mean find the funds to upkeep them.
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Look he’s more of a showman more than Jared. “Here E Here E come over and look at me!”
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Did the Sword transform into a mop? (must of missed that part of the story from Sunday School).
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“Raise your hand if your SURE” (Sure deodorant goof).
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I recognize this guy. He’s was in the last X-men movies right?
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“Dude, I have been working out. Seriously, feel this muscule.”
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He’s in the middle of doing the fist pump Jersey Shore style.
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E.T. phone home finger.
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All I remember currently about the archangel Michael is from the TV show Supernatural.
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Archangel Michael is known as a defendant of Faith and a fighter. A secret message to the fans/Echelon?
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FYI: San Miguel is his name in Spanish, San Michele in Italian, and Saint Michelle in French.
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“I’m blind!”
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“Who defeated the snake? That’s right. Me. Right here. Big Bad Michael.”
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"Hey ladies do you want to see my 'flaming sword'?"
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Did you believe he deserves the title as the Head Archangel? Not really from this angle in the picture.
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PETA is going to be so pissed about the abuse to the snake.
ROME
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/17/rome/
Sure wasn't build in a day, but whoever was the construction workers on it certainly will be getting my business when I finish designing my Dream city.
Sure wasn't build in a day, but whoever was the construction workers on it certainly will be getting my business when I finish designing my Dream city.
Goodbye sun
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/15/goodbye-sun/
Goofed from --"Goodnight Moon"
Goofed from --"Goodnight Moon"
Goodbye sun:
...Goodbye fun
Goodbye sun
Good night clouds flying over the sun
Goodbye day
And the photo awry
Goodbye fans
Goodbye reporters
Goodbye stress
And Goodbye excess
Goodbye Gotta Run
And Goodbye I'm Done
And Goodbye I'm Done
Goodbye little stalkers
And Goodbye autographs
And Goodbye autographs
Goodbye soundcheck
And Goodbye rehersal
Goodbye everybody
Goodbye crush
And Goodbye to the Echelon
whispering "check out his tush"
Goodbye daydreams
Goodbye Twitter
Goodbye light everywhere…Zzzzzzzz
Austrian Wheat
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/15/austrian-wheat/
"If you build it, he will come" And your there! (Field of Dreams movie goof).
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This is be the best YouTube video if you do a Hee Haw goof with everyone on tour. (Hee Haw TV show. Howdy!)
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This would be cheaper to make a maze out of this instead of the traditional corn field.
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Be honest: Did someone pick some up, stick it in their teeth and mock being a southern hick?
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Real or genetically grown wheat?
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I think its time to have some fun with farmers by making some crop circles!
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Did you know: My grandmothers favorite cereal was Shredded Wheat.
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Best Clean Joke I could Find: One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country. The Brunette noticed a woman over in a field of wheat rowing in a kayak. The Blonde then noticed also and the Brunette asked her "Why is she in aboat out in a field of wheat? There is a lake right down the road!"And the Blonde replied... "Want me to swim out and tell her?"
source: http://www.jokebuddha.com
"If you build it, he will come" And your there! (Field of Dreams movie goof).
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This is be the best YouTube video if you do a Hee Haw goof with everyone on tour. (Hee Haw TV show. Howdy!)
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This would be cheaper to make a maze out of this instead of the traditional corn field.
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Be honest: Did someone pick some up, stick it in their teeth and mock being a southern hick?
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Real or genetically grown wheat?
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I think its time to have some fun with farmers by making some crop circles!
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Did you know: My grandmothers favorite cereal was Shredded Wheat.
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Best Clean Joke I could Find: One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country. The Brunette noticed a woman over in a field of wheat rowing in a kayak. The Blonde then noticed also and the Brunette asked her "Why is she in aboat out in a field of wheat? There is a lake right down the road!"And the Blonde replied... "Want me to swim out and tell her?"
source: http://www.jokebuddha.com
AUSTRIA
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/15/austria/
Not more beautiful as ‘The Andes’ photograph, but damn near close.
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Looks at them mountains that look like Boobs. #Sigmund Freud.
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That seems more like a HD photo compared to all the others.
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Isn’t that a photograph that makes you want to just kick off your shoes, run through the grass and say screw it if I get Lyme disease.
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I have never been so jealous of the guy that gives advice who lives on the top of the mountain because he’s view must be breathtaking.
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Famous Austrian: Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger
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Holy Heck! You’ve located Shangri-La!
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I give this place 10 years before it’s destroyed by man.
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Tesla will be so pissed at these owners:
♫♩ And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
Hey! What gives you the right!
To put up a fence and keep me out, or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here, he'd tell it to your face, man, you're some kind of sinner. ♫♪
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Good news the place has a lot of land. Bad news due to Austrian enviromental law the grass can only be cut by push mower.
Not more beautiful as ‘The Andes’ photograph, but damn near close.
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Looks at them mountains that look like Boobs. #Sigmund Freud.
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That seems more like a HD photo compared to all the others.
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Isn’t that a photograph that makes you want to just kick off your shoes, run through the grass and say screw it if I get Lyme disease.
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I have never been so jealous of the guy that gives advice who lives on the top of the mountain because he’s view must be breathtaking.
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Famous Austrian: Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger
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Holy Heck! You’ve located Shangri-La!
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I give this place 10 years before it’s destroyed by man.
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Tesla will be so pissed at these owners:
♫♩ And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
Hey! What gives you the right!
To put up a fence and keep me out, or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here, he'd tell it to your face, man, you're some kind of sinner. ♫♪
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Good news the place has a lot of land. Bad news due to Austrian enviromental law the grass can only be cut by push mower.
the road to somewhere
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/14/the-road-to-somewhere/
I really hope your on the road to somewhere and the three of you aren’t just riding around just for fun.
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Well, I’m sure someone has the tour schedule that can fill in the blanks of where your heading.
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FYI: The road to somewhere is at the crossroads of Some and Where.
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Wherever it is your not going to get there in this ‘No Passing Zone’ road.
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There appears to be a sign coming up that may give you a clue where your heading.
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Sure your not on the road to someplace?
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Guess the Highway just gave you too much directional information?
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I’m guessing to 7-11 because you’ll eventually you’ll have to stop and get gas and snacks.
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Are you driving blindfolded again and stopping only when the feeling tells you when it’s a good time to stop?
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Are you sure it’s not the BACKROAD to somewhere?
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There is no reason why you can’t pull over and ask where you are….it’s not like men & directions. (Goof that men don’t ask for directions.)
I really hope your on the road to somewhere and the three of you aren’t just riding around just for fun.
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Well, I’m sure someone has the tour schedule that can fill in the blanks of where your heading.
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FYI: The road to somewhere is at the crossroads of Some and Where.
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Wherever it is your not going to get there in this ‘No Passing Zone’ road.
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There appears to be a sign coming up that may give you a clue where your heading.
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Sure your not on the road to someplace?
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Guess the Highway just gave you too much directional information?
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I’m guessing to 7-11 because you’ll eventually you’ll have to stop and get gas and snacks.
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Are you driving blindfolded again and stopping only when the feeling tells you when it’s a good time to stop?
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Are you sure it’s not the BACKROAD to somewhere?
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There is no reason why you can’t pull over and ask where you are….it’s not like men & directions. (Goof that men don’t ask for directions.)
cool pic
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/14/cool-pic/
Who is cooler?: Jesus can walk on water and apparently you can fly.
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If it’s not in some of the photos it’s on stage that we get a reflection of you. True it’s a shadow thanks to the spotlight, but…..
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“Eek! Tomo! A mouse!”
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I think the band at my school had similar shoulder bangles, but were yellow or gold.
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“Pssst Jared. The audience is the other way.”
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Sure you can play guitar and jump at the same time, but can you walk and tweet at the same time is the true question.
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FYI: Ripped up/Tore up shirt really takes away from the jacket.
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Could pass for an LIVE version Album Cover.
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Sometimes getting the ‘accidental’ shot is better than the ‘posed for’ ones. #JustAThought
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It’s like an updated pose for a New Generation.
Who is cooler?: Jesus can walk on water and apparently you can fly.
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If it’s not in some of the photos it’s on stage that we get a reflection of you. True it’s a shadow thanks to the spotlight, but…..
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“Eek! Tomo! A mouse!”
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I think the band at my school had similar shoulder bangles, but were yellow or gold.
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“Pssst Jared. The audience is the other way.”
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Sure you can play guitar and jump at the same time, but can you walk and tweet at the same time is the true question.
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FYI: Ripped up/Tore up shirt really takes away from the jacket.
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Could pass for an LIVE version Album Cover.
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Sometimes getting the ‘accidental’ shot is better than the ‘posed for’ ones. #JustAThought
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It’s like an updated pose for a New Generation.
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| Legendary Perspective: Jared Leto & Chuck Berry |
Much more fun when the cops give you a ride than arrest you
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/14/much-more-fun-when-the-cops-give-you-a-ride-than-arrest-you/
Much more fun when the cops give you a ride than arrest you No. It’s more fun when they arrest you. It’s the legal part that’s a Bitch.
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So all the taxi’s were busy that night?
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That goodness they didn’t have to do anything important like STOP CRIME when they hauled you around.
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Did they let you play with the siren?
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Did you have to sit in the back where the perps go?
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It was fun when they were taking you to the show and got that call for that high speed chase and you were riding shotgun.
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What were you doing that you were afraid of getting arrested, but relieved when you we found out you weren’t.
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Are you ready to reveal your past criminal record to prove that you know the difference between getting arrested and just riding along for the ride?
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You could have had a chance to practice your slipping out of the handcuffs trick.(☜≎≎☞)
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Would you have said that if it was a woman cop slapping some handcuffs on you?
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So which of you three got caught trying to pick up that undercover cop dressed as a hooker?
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That is the worst ‘Bait Car’ I have ever seen. (Bait Car is where cops lay a trap for criminals to steal the car and lock them inside before arresting them).
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Was the S.W.A.T. team too busy to escort you inside?
Much more fun when the cops give you a ride than arrest you No. It’s more fun when they arrest you. It’s the legal part that’s a Bitch.
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So all the taxi’s were busy that night?
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That goodness they didn’t have to do anything important like STOP CRIME when they hauled you around.
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Did they let you play with the siren?
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Did you have to sit in the back where the perps go?
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It was fun when they were taking you to the show and got that call for that high speed chase and you were riding shotgun.
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What were you doing that you were afraid of getting arrested, but relieved when you we found out you weren’t.
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Are you ready to reveal your past criminal record to prove that you know the difference between getting arrested and just riding along for the ride?
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You could have had a chance to practice your slipping out of the handcuffs trick.(☜≎≎☞)
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Would you have said that if it was a woman cop slapping some handcuffs on you?
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So which of you three got caught trying to pick up that undercover cop dressed as a hooker?
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That is the worst ‘Bait Car’ I have ever seen. (Bait Car is where cops lay a trap for criminals to steal the car and lock them inside before arresting them).
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Was the S.W.A.T. team too busy to escort you inside?
Croatian Chicks
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/13/croatian-chicks/
With ladies like this why would Tomo ever want to leave? (Take that statement ANY way you want).
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It’s so nice to see the teenagers come out with their mom’s.
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I guess they were grateful to hear from another band besides The Bambi Molesters. (The Bambi Molesters is a surf rock band from Sisak, Croatia).
With ladies like this why would Tomo ever want to leave? (Take that statement ANY way you want).
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It’s so nice to see the teenagers come out with their mom’s.
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I guess they were grateful to hear from another band besides The Bambi Molesters. (The Bambi Molesters is a surf rock band from Sisak, Croatia).
All classed up by Kris Van Ashe
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/13/all-classed-up-by-kris-van-ashe/
Which is the Fake Smile of Jared Leto Game
First all these people should at least Google this name to know it wasn’t a hair dresser, but a fashion designer.
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Second I think you look more classy when your dressed down. Unless your planning to whip that coat and scarf off like some stripper then leave it backstage.
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Just how cold is it that you have to layer it on?
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Update to Earlier Joke: After backlighting the photo (because I have no other things to do apparently) your not even wearing a coat!
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Isn’t Kris Van Ashe the one with the Sneaker’s you so love? Why aren’t you flashing those, AGAIN?
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Look, the fact is the less fancy you try to ‘dress up’ the more you put on a genuine smile. We know when your faking it, can you tell?
Second I think you look more classy when your dressed down. Unless your planning to whip that coat and scarf off like some stripper then leave it backstage.
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Just how cold is it that you have to layer it on?
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Update to Earlier Joke: After backlighting the photo (because I have no other things to do apparently) your not even wearing a coat!
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Isn’t Kris Van Ashe the one with the Sneaker’s you so love? Why aren’t you flashing those, AGAIN?
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Look, the fact is the less fancy you try to ‘dress up’ the more you put on a genuine smile. We know when your faking it, can you tell?
Which is the Fake Smile of Jared Leto Game 4 are Fake ~ 2 are Real ~ 1 Confused
Can You Tell?
K9 – to protect n serve
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/13/k9-to-protect-n-serve/
Sure they are animals with an equal stunning amount of courage and purpose, but the assistant dogs are the one who can bring my Uncle a beer from the refrigerator ~ NOW that’s service!
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Has anyone even asked WHY your all are in a police station yet?
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Someone wants a puppy!
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Don’t let Tomo get too close to the files because his cats will be so pissed at him when they smell him later.
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So this is where they keep the pigs ear dog treats.
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JUST LIKE PEOPLE NEWS: Police dogs are retired if they become injured to an extent where they will not recover completely, pregnant, are raising puppies, or are too old or sick to continue working.
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Why your in the file room could you go over to the criminal records department and find a file for me? I mean for my Friend. Ha~ha.
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PLEASE tell me you convinced Shannon or Tomo to put on the suit so the dog can chance after them and your going to put the video on YouTube.
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It’s a mislead if your going to get a German Sheppard to protect you from your fans/Echelon because there is no such thing that apparently can stop that from happening.
Sure they are animals with an equal stunning amount of courage and purpose, but the assistant dogs are the one who can bring my Uncle a beer from the refrigerator ~ NOW that’s service!
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Has anyone even asked WHY your all are in a police station yet?
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Someone wants a puppy!
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Don’t let Tomo get too close to the files because his cats will be so pissed at him when they smell him later.
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So this is where they keep the pigs ear dog treats.
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JUST LIKE PEOPLE NEWS: Police dogs are retired if they become injured to an extent where they will not recover completely, pregnant, are raising puppies, or are too old or sick to continue working.
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Why your in the file room could you go over to the criminal records department and find a file for me? I mean for my Friend. Ha~ha.
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PLEASE tell me you convinced Shannon or Tomo to put on the suit so the dog can chance after them and your going to put the video on YouTube.
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It’s a mislead if your going to get a German Sheppard to protect you from your fans/Echelon because there is no such thing that apparently can stop that from happening.
Camel Nuts!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/12/camel-nuts/
Do we really have to place the ‘you are what you eat’ comment here or is that just general knowledge by now?
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You had me interested until I read, ‘awarded the Healthier Choice’.
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Why does it say SALTED on faded print?
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Their not opened? Oh! Your waiting for Tomo or Shannon to fall asleep first before flinging them at them. Gotcha.
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How much did you pay for that bag? $5 bucks?
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Did each Hawaiian nut leaves you just a little "taste of the sun" on your tongue? Like the producers hope?
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Their not opened? Oh! Sometimes you feel like a nut and this time you don’t?
(Almonds bar commercial goof).
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Bored? Just for fun see how many you can stuff up your nose. The record is current 4 full bags.
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Bored? Try to see how many you can juggle in your seat and ticked off the people around you.
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Maybe new MERCH idea. Promoting good health with the Broccoli didn’t pan out so well at show. Why not bags of nuts?
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The Camel has the corner market cornered with Cigarettes, nuts and the toe. What a racket!
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Ha~ha. Harvard Business Review Magazine! Ha~ha. Is that the magazine you lay out to cover up the Cracked or Mad magazine when the ladies walk by on their way to the bathroom?
Do we really have to place the ‘you are what you eat’ comment here or is that just general knowledge by now?
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You had me interested until I read, ‘awarded the Healthier Choice’.
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Why does it say SALTED on faded print?
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Their not opened? Oh! Your waiting for Tomo or Shannon to fall asleep first before flinging them at them. Gotcha.
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How much did you pay for that bag? $5 bucks?
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Did each Hawaiian nut leaves you just a little "taste of the sun" on your tongue? Like the producers hope?
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Their not opened? Oh! Sometimes you feel like a nut and this time you don’t?
(Almonds bar commercial goof).
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Bored? Just for fun see how many you can stuff up your nose. The record is current 4 full bags.
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Bored? Try to see how many you can juggle in your seat and ticked off the people around you.
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Maybe new MERCH idea. Promoting good health with the Broccoli didn’t pan out so well at show. Why not bags of nuts?
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The Camel has the corner market cornered with Cigarettes, nuts and the toe. What a racket!
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Ha~ha. Harvard Business Review Magazine! Ha~ha. Is that the magazine you lay out to cover up the Cracked or Mad magazine when the ladies walk by on their way to the bathroom?
Hiking in the Alps
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/12/hiking-in-the-alps/
The You Are Here maps don't really work here.
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You can play a descent game of hide-and-go-seek there. And it keeps the rangers busy.
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Everything goes great until Tomo whines about how his feet hurt and you have to go back down.
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How ticked was everyone when they found out your backpack only contained hair products.
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#JustAThought Naked walking, also known as naked hiking or freehiking would be more of an exciting challenge.
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You do know you could afford to be flown to the top for the view and avoid all the uphill climbing, right?
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Watch out for Mountain Lions/Mountain Goats.
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Are the hills alive with MUSIC or just Musicians? (The Sound of Music goof)
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“Swiss Miss” in the backdrop of the Alps mountain range in the Winter time. Come back when there is snow to take a photo of you holding a cup of coco.
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Heidi is a Swiss work of fiction and she was a girl. Make-up skills have come a long way, but I don't think they can make you shorter. So you can stop researching for the role. Come down from there.
The You Are Here maps don't really work here.
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You can play a descent game of hide-and-go-seek there. And it keeps the rangers busy.
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Everything goes great until Tomo whines about how his feet hurt and you have to go back down.
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How ticked was everyone when they found out your backpack only contained hair products.
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#JustAThought Naked walking, also known as naked hiking or freehiking would be more of an exciting challenge.
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You do know you could afford to be flown to the top for the view and avoid all the uphill climbing, right?
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Watch out for Mountain Lions/Mountain Goats.
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Are the hills alive with MUSIC or just Musicians? (The Sound of Music goof)
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“Swiss Miss” in the backdrop of the Alps mountain range in the Winter time. Come back when there is snow to take a photo of you holding a cup of coco.
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Heidi is a Swiss work of fiction and she was a girl. Make-up skills have come a long way, but I don't think they can make you shorter. So you can stop researching for the role. Come down from there.
Beat the Street – Our Euro bus
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/12/beat-the-street-our-euro-bus/
Flames on the side would have been so much cooler.
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I guess this is Shannon’s type of bus. After all he IS the drummer. (beat).
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I guess ‘Rolling Thunder’ and ‘Rocking Hard’ buses were already rented out.
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I have the sudden urge to bus surf that sucker.
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To help out with the bills I’d pick up a few from the bus station and deliver them myself. They are going the same way and you get to meet new people. Win! Win!
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You know why they call it a Euro bus, right? “Shannon, are Euro the bus? Yea? Tomo, Euro the bus?” (Your on the Bus goof).
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I don’t see any satellite dish. :(
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Is that a not so secret message for the fans/Echelon? Beat the Street As in Beat the Street and hang those flyers about Night of the Hunter week!
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How many euros did that bus actually cost?
Flames on the side would have been so much cooler.
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I guess this is Shannon’s type of bus. After all he IS the drummer. (beat).
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I guess ‘Rolling Thunder’ and ‘Rocking Hard’ buses were already rented out.
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I have the sudden urge to bus surf that sucker.
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To help out with the bills I’d pick up a few from the bus station and deliver them myself. They are going the same way and you get to meet new people. Win! Win!
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You know why they call it a Euro bus, right? “Shannon, are Euro the bus? Yea? Tomo, Euro the bus?” (Your on the Bus goof).
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I don’t see any satellite dish. :(
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Is that a not so secret message for the fans/Echelon? Beat the Street As in Beat the Street and hang those flyers about Night of the Hunter week!
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How many euros did that bus actually cost?
smoking kills
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/11/smoking-kills/
Pass that PSA to that man that shares your last name.
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FYI: Only kills if you start and in some case become a 2nd hand statistic.
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What is up with the pink girly lighter? Manly men use matches!
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Yes, but if you die and come back you can enjoy ZOMBIE night so much more.
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But the question is which kills faster: Regular Cigarettes or Funny Cigarettes?
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(Sike Alert!) Yes, but until they it makes you look cool. Everyone dies of something.
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Guess it’s okay to smoke if its for the sake of ‘art’, right? "I also don't smoke anymore and on this film I would smoke. By the time you're done with the scene with all the different camera angles you end up smoking like four packs of cigarettes within three hours." (LORD OF WAR).
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It’s okay I’m not a smoker, but I have licked some ashtrays. (Kissing a Smoker is Like Licking an Ashtray goof)
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Seems that nothing goes better than a cig then a handful of grapes?
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This one won’t kill you! ➔ http://www.virtualsmoking.net/
Pass that PSA to that man that shares your last name.
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FYI: Only kills if you start and in some case become a 2nd hand statistic.
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What is up with the pink girly lighter? Manly men use matches!
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Yes, but if you die and come back you can enjoy ZOMBIE night so much more.
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But the question is which kills faster: Regular Cigarettes or Funny Cigarettes?
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(Sike Alert!) Yes, but until they it makes you look cool. Everyone dies of something.
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Guess it’s okay to smoke if its for the sake of ‘art’, right? "I also don't smoke anymore and on this film I would smoke. By the time you're done with the scene with all the different camera angles you end up smoking like four packs of cigarettes within three hours." (LORD OF WAR).
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It’s okay I’m not a smoker, but I have licked some ashtrays. (Kissing a Smoker is Like Licking an Ashtray goof)
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Seems that nothing goes better than a cig then a handful of grapes?
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This one won’t kill you! ➔ http://www.virtualsmoking.net/
on the plane
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/11/on-the-plane-2/
Jared thinking: I wonder what country were flying too now.
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Jared thinking: Sky diving in the next video?
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Jared thinking: These virtual reality glasses work great. I’m watching TV inside.
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Jared thinking: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz (Get it? He’s Sleeping).
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Jared thinking: These 3-D glasses are awesome. I really believe I’m flying in the clouds.
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Jared thinking: Did I leave the hairdryer on back in the hotel?
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Jared thinking: I miss the bus.
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Jared thinking: These are genuine aviators, but if I can get the sky to reflect on them it counts, right?
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Jared thinking: The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades (a song by Timbuk3)
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Jared thinking: Got to protect the money makers. (the eyes).
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Jared thinking: Night of the Hunter…..what to do with that video concept. Maybe I’ll just call that Bartholomew Cubbins guy and see if he has any ideas.
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Jared thinking: I’m not on a plane…I’m at the beach.
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Jared thinking: I really wear these so I can see Shannon and Tomo on the inside reflection in the back arm wrestling again.
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Jared thinking: HD Vision WrapArounds (Wrap Around Sunglasses) from the AS SEEN ON TV really do make me look cooler.
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Jared thinking: Whoever invented this hands free Tweeting device where you just use eye movement to post is a Fricken Genius!
Jared thinking: I wonder what country were flying too now.
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Jared thinking: Sky diving in the next video?
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Jared thinking: These virtual reality glasses work great. I’m watching TV inside.
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Jared thinking: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz (Get it? He’s Sleeping).
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Jared thinking: These 3-D glasses are awesome. I really believe I’m flying in the clouds.
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Jared thinking: Did I leave the hairdryer on back in the hotel?
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Jared thinking: I miss the bus.
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Jared thinking: These are genuine aviators, but if I can get the sky to reflect on them it counts, right?
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Jared thinking: The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades (a song by Timbuk3)
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Jared thinking: Got to protect the money makers. (the eyes).
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Jared thinking: Night of the Hunter…..what to do with that video concept. Maybe I’ll just call that Bartholomew Cubbins guy and see if he has any ideas.
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Jared thinking: I’m not on a plane…I’m at the beach.
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Jared thinking: I really wear these so I can see Shannon and Tomo on the inside reflection in the back arm wrestling again.
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Jared thinking: HD Vision WrapArounds (Wrap Around Sunglasses) from the AS SEEN ON TV really do make me look cooler.
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Jared thinking: Whoever invented this hands free Tweeting device where you just use eye movement to post is a Fricken Genius!
symbols
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/10/symbols/
Do I look like Dan Brown? YOU Da Vinci Code that sucker yourself!
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Looks a little Freemasonry-ish.
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My French to English translation: school work?
Do I look like Dan Brown? YOU Da Vinci Code that sucker yourself!
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Looks a little Freemasonry-ish.
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My French to English translation: school work?
signs and symbols
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/10/signs-and-symbols/
What do these items all have in common with Jared? These are all that Jared
needs.
An Astronaut suit when we he does get to visit Mars, a fire extinguisher to put out the fires apparently your appearance (rather be in person or on Twitter) arise, and the Bullhorn megaphone is what you need to use in concerts to call out those who don’t JUMP!
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I was expecting the sign your coming rumored on using when your on tour and the bus gets cut off in traffic. (flipping the bird goof)
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There’s only symbols that fans/Echelon care about. ∆ and ₪ ø ιιι ·o.
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Whose selecting his Halloween costume early?
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The answer to what 3 things does every tour need to freak out the other band members as they wake from a night of partying?
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So this is another stage costume change for the tour?
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I guess symbols are easier to learn who is in charge, but I rather have a map of how to escape the burning hotel.
What do these items all have in common with Jared? These are all that Jared
needs.
An Astronaut suit when we he does get to visit Mars, a fire extinguisher to put out the fires apparently your appearance (rather be in person or on Twitter) arise, and the Bullhorn megaphone is what you need to use in concerts to call out those who don’t JUMP!
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I was expecting the sign your coming rumored on using when your on tour and the bus gets cut off in traffic. (flipping the bird goof)
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There’s only symbols that fans/Echelon care about. ∆ and ₪ ø ιιι ·o.
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Whose selecting his Halloween costume early?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The answer to what 3 things does every tour need to freak out the other band members as they wake from a night of partying?
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So this is another stage costume change for the tour?
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I guess symbols are easier to learn who is in charge, but I rather have a map of how to escape the burning hotel.
Paris
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/09/paris-4/
Overall this simple collection can be captioned as ‘One Night into the Day in Paris’ and it will answer all questions about its beauty.
No Goof here.
Overall this simple collection can be captioned as ‘One Night into the Day in Paris’ and it will answer all questions about its beauty.
No Goof here.
Street Art- Space Invader – Paris
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/09/street-art-space-invader-paris/
LAME. Everyone knows the only game to have that made you Badarse was
So Cool that this is a scan from my own private collection. That's right I still have an ATARI system and some games. Jealous?
LAME. Everyone knows the only game to have that made you Badarse was
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| Centipede |
So Cool that this is a scan from my own private collection. That's right I still have an ATARI system and some games. Jealous?
Street Art- Paris
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/09/street-art-paris/
What is going on? Is this the setting for a new John Mayer video? ('Waiting For The World To Change' video goof).
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Photo #1
Yes, this is exactly how I remember my old gym teacher from High School.
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Static: In 2007-2008, African American children were 30% as likely to be overweight than Non-Hispanic Whites. It doesn’t matter who you are go outside and play!
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Static: In 2005, African American men were 30% more likely to die from heart disease, as compared to non-Hispanic white men.
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Static: 30 percent of black Americans in Illinois live in poverty compared with only 8 percent of white Americans.
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Photo #2
I told you that Aquaman and Robin’s had an unspoken love child.
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It’s a fish….it’s a human….it’s a Both!
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Animal testing has gone way to far!
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Genetic splicing 101.
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I was down watching the waves and the guy came out of the water and it was a one night stand and then later he tells me he we have a daughter. Don’t judge us!
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Just another reason I don’t eat seafood.
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Photo #3
Acid Trip 101
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If you can make anything comprehensive out of this artwork your WAY too drunk to drive home.
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Photo #4
Either someone wanted to take it home or destroy it.
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It’s called REALISM. It’s coming off the board to FLY!
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Why don’t you RT this Tweet bird?
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Someone showed you the bird and to congratulate them you took a picture of it. Ha-ha.
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Photo #5
And how old was this little girl when she drew this one?
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Old school in street art at this level is lame.
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Angel Heart is a Twitter handle not a name of a photo.
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On The Wings Of Love by Jeffrey Osborne is one bitchen song.
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Photo #6
This is a valuble piece of art. It warns you that when running avoid the piles of dog poo.
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That guy is shit kicking himself for not being a better piece of art.
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He needs to pick up after his dog like everyone else not just kick it away out of view.
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You know you don’t have to waste it by playing in it. You can Compost the dog waste.
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Guess we should just be happy that’s he’s not flinging it at people. Funnier to see, but messy to get out of ones hair.
What is going on? Is this the setting for a new John Mayer video? ('Waiting For The World To Change' video goof).
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Photo #1
Yes, this is exactly how I remember my old gym teacher from High School.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Static: In 2007-2008, African American children were 30% as likely to be overweight than Non-Hispanic Whites. It doesn’t matter who you are go outside and play!
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Static: In 2005, African American men were 30% more likely to die from heart disease, as compared to non-Hispanic white men.
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Static: 30 percent of black Americans in Illinois live in poverty compared with only 8 percent of white Americans.
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Photo #2
I told you that Aquaman and Robin’s had an unspoken love child.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s a fish….it’s a human….it’s a Both!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Animal testing has gone way to far!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Genetic splicing 101.
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I was down watching the waves and the guy came out of the water and it was a one night stand and then later he tells me he we have a daughter. Don’t judge us!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just another reason I don’t eat seafood.
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Photo #3
Acid Trip 101
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If you can make anything comprehensive out of this artwork your WAY too drunk to drive home.
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Photo #4
Either someone wanted to take it home or destroy it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s called REALISM. It’s coming off the board to FLY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why don’t you RT this Tweet bird?
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Someone showed you the bird and to congratulate them you took a picture of it. Ha-ha.
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Photo #5
And how old was this little girl when she drew this one?
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Old school in street art at this level is lame.
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Angel Heart is a Twitter handle not a name of a photo.
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On The Wings Of Love by Jeffrey Osborne is one bitchen song.
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Photo #6
This is a valuble piece of art. It warns you that when running avoid the piles of dog poo.
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That guy is shit kicking himself for not being a better piece of art.
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He needs to pick up after his dog like everyone else not just kick it away out of view.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know you don’t have to waste it by playing in it. You can Compost the dog waste.
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Guess we should just be happy that’s he’s not flinging it at people. Funnier to see, but messy to get out of ones hair.
the Andes
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/08/the-andes/
This is it! The one photograph that just made me forget to breathe, my heart beat and just think of goofing on something you’ve taken. Congrats! This photograph (after removing your watermark) has now become my new desktop background.
Now see if you can top it!
This is it! The one photograph that just made me forget to breathe, my heart beat and just think of goofing on something you’ve taken. Congrats! This photograph (after removing your watermark) has now become my new desktop background.
Now see if you can top it!
Shannon in the fbi truck
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/08/shannon-in-the-fbi-truck/
What's a fbi truck? Oh! F.B.I. Truck.
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Finally! Now where can I pick up my reward?
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I have been watching for years and yet I have NEVER seen Shannon’s face on ‘American’s Most Wanted’. Was he using an alias?
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It’s a chick driving. This is will be an quick seduction move and escape for Shannon.
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Don’t forget to write and tell us how that Witness Protection Program is working out for you.
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Open Window = Easy Escape.
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Open Window = Easy Target.
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I’ve never seen anyone cooler on his way to the pen as Shannon.
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“Dude, can I get one of those cool hats, jackets and guns you guys wear.”
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“We got one of those Leto boys. Keep an eye out for the other….he might be packing a camera phone.”
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And we later learn the secret informant was named Tomo. Ha~ha.
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This is what happens when you say you have your stash on the bus instead that you have your gear on the bus.
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♪♫ Bad Boys!
Bad Boys!
Whatacha going to do?
Whatacha going to do when the F.B.I. catches up to you. ♪♫
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Relax homeland security only wants to “talk” to you about your international travel overseas.
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I told you selling those mixed audio tapes from the trunk of your rental car wouldn’t be a good idea.
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Is this from a scene from the USA Network TV show Covert Affairs?
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Calm down everyone. Cyber Crime division only wants to talk to Shannon about his Facebook Page that may have been Hacked into to be taken down a while back.
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Warning Echelon who believe they are a cult. Research resources on religious cults, sects, and alternative religions - F.B.I. First one for questioning is Shannon. Don’t let them break you! ❤
What's a fbi truck? Oh! F.B.I. Truck.
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Finally! Now where can I pick up my reward?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I have been watching for years and yet I have NEVER seen Shannon’s face on ‘American’s Most Wanted’. Was he using an alias?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s a chick driving. This is will be an quick seduction move and escape for Shannon.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don’t forget to write and tell us how that Witness Protection Program is working out for you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Open Window = Easy Escape.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Open Window = Easy Target.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I’ve never seen anyone cooler on his way to the pen as Shannon.
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“Dude, can I get one of those cool hats, jackets and guns you guys wear.”
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“We got one of those Leto boys. Keep an eye out for the other….he might be packing a camera phone.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And we later learn the secret informant was named Tomo. Ha~ha.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is what happens when you say you have your stash on the bus instead that you have your gear on the bus.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
♪♫ Bad Boys!
Bad Boys!
Whatacha going to do?
Whatacha going to do when the F.B.I. catches up to you. ♪♫
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Relax homeland security only wants to “talk” to you about your international travel overseas.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I told you selling those mixed audio tapes from the trunk of your rental car wouldn’t be a good idea.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this from a scene from the USA Network TV show Covert Affairs?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Calm down everyone. Cyber Crime division only wants to talk to Shannon about his Facebook Page that may have been Hacked into to be taken down a while back.
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Warning Echelon who believe they are a cult. Research resources on religious cults, sects, and alternative religions - F.B.I. First one for questioning is Shannon. Don’t let them break you! ❤
Whats in @bam__margera’s pockets
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/08/whats-in-bam__margeras-pockets/
What’s in NOT Whats in (Grammar error)
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Did the cop first frisk him after he emptied his pockets?
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Only one phone?
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Where’s the rocket pocket?
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I zoomed in but I can’t really make out the last number on his credit card on the left….is it a 4 or an 8?
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Nice international flare. Bank of AMERCIA card, Montreal map (CANADA), and London (UK) hotel key.
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Why does he need map? Doesn’t he have the GPS app on his phone?
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2 lighters yet I see no cigarettes?
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So this means this is the junk in his trunk?
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How can he play pool with all that stuff stashed in them? (pocket pool goof).
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Interesting…no photos of the wife?
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Tweet send, but never gotten a response:
@jaredleto I have a name, bank and first 8 #’s on ‘Checking’ account card. Trying 2 help ID thieves #Jackass? #Outernet Photo #zoom #Bam
(So let's hope someone in Jared's camp reads the message somewhere before crooks do).
What’s in NOT Whats in (Grammar error)
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Did the cop first frisk him after he emptied his pockets?
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Only one phone?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where’s the rocket pocket?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I zoomed in but I can’t really make out the last number on his credit card on the left….is it a 4 or an 8?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nice international flare. Bank of AMERCIA card, Montreal map (CANADA), and London (UK) hotel key.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why does he need map? Doesn’t he have the GPS app on his phone?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2 lighters yet I see no cigarettes?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So this means this is the junk in his trunk?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can he play pool with all that stuff stashed in them? (pocket pool goof).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Interesting…no photos of the wife?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tweet send, but never gotten a response:
@jaredleto I have a name, bank and first 8 #’s on ‘Checking’ account card. Trying 2 help ID thieves #Jackass? #Outernet Photo #zoom #Bam
(So let's hope someone in Jared's camp reads the message somewhere before crooks do).
Puerto Rican food!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/07/puerto-rican-food/
Oh it seems someone is to Diva for Coastal Puerto Rican food. (Get it?).
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It’s so colorful that I can only imagine that’s like having a Parade in your mouth.
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♪♫ Beans Beans the Musical Fruit
The more you eat the more you toot! ♪♫
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“Mom! I can’t eat when my food is touching each other.”
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Put you on the spot: Which is better Puerto Rican food from the U.S. or Authentic Puerto Rican food from Puerto Rico?
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This proves presentation IS everything. It’s like some art straight from an eatable gallery.
Oh it seems someone is to Diva for Coastal Puerto Rican food. (Get it?).
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It’s so colorful that I can only imagine that’s like having a Parade in your mouth.
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♪♫ Beans Beans the Musical Fruit
The more you eat the more you toot! ♪♫
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“Mom! I can’t eat when my food is touching each other.”
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Put you on the spot: Which is better Puerto Rican food from the U.S. or Authentic Puerto Rican food from Puerto Rico?
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This proves presentation IS everything. It’s like some art straight from an eatable gallery.
shannon on skype
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/08/07/shannon-on-skype/
Proper names are capitalized. (grammar lesson)
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“Shannon we all know your under the weather, but with the help of the audience we have to tell you something…..” Jared turns laptop slightly. “YOUR FIRED!”
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“Shan, when I said I think we need a break from each other I didn’t mean while on tour!”
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“You look so much nerdy on the computer.”
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“No. You can’t be our virtual drummer for the rest of the tour.”
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“Yes, this is a photo of the guy whose been missing. He’s been missing in the LA area. If you’ve seen him there is a reward.”
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Jared why don’t you just believe in keeping photos of Family in your wallet? It’s easier to share with others and can fit in your pocket.
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“Here is my Number One Fan!”
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“Guess who missed the plane."
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“This is the only way I can beat up my big bro.”
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“Shan it appears you lost some body weight in this shot.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sadly, Shannon had to become Head of the Household at a young age. Literally.
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“You know I can mute you.”
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It’s a nice image to see that even sick big Brother happens to keep an eye on you. ❤
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“That’s right folks! He’s my brother and thanks to this laptop he’s ain’t heavy either!”
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“Let’s take an instant request from someone on Skype. Who is this?”
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“Hey, don’t mean to stop the show, but do you have the number to that Chinese restaurant that serves those great butter noodles that delivers on you?"
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“Dude, I was just talking to my chick when your call came in….can we chat later? I’m in the middle of something.”
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“I’m skyping with fans and your blowing my disguise.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Big confession: “That’s right. I’m Shannon by night and during the day I’m in disguise with the glasses as number crunching mild-mannered accountant Shan.”
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“No, Tomo can’t come to the computer right now.”
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“Busted! I though you said you were sick……I’m telling mom!”
Proper names are capitalized. (grammar lesson)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Shannon we all know your under the weather, but with the help of the audience we have to tell you something…..” Jared turns laptop slightly. “YOUR FIRED!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Shan, when I said I think we need a break from each other I didn’t mean while on tour!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“You look so much nerdy on the computer.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“No. You can’t be our virtual drummer for the rest of the tour.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Yes, this is a photo of the guy whose been missing. He’s been missing in the LA area. If you’ve seen him there is a reward.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared why don’t you just believe in keeping photos of Family in your wallet? It’s easier to share with others and can fit in your pocket.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Here is my Number One Fan!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Guess who missed the plane."
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“This is the only way I can beat up my big bro.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Shan it appears you lost some body weight in this shot.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sadly, Shannon had to become Head of the Household at a young age. Literally.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“You know I can mute you.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s a nice image to see that even sick big Brother happens to keep an eye on you. ❤
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“That’s right folks! He’s my brother and thanks to this laptop he’s ain’t heavy either!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Let’s take an instant request from someone on Skype. Who is this?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Hey, don’t mean to stop the show, but do you have the number to that Chinese restaurant that serves those great butter noodles that delivers on you?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Dude, I was just talking to my chick when your call came in….can we chat later? I’m in the middle of something.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I’m skyping with fans and your blowing my disguise.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Big confession: “That’s right. I’m Shannon by night and during the day I’m in disguise with the glasses as number crunching mild-mannered accountant Shan.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“No, Tomo can’t come to the computer right now.”
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“Busted! I though you said you were sick……I’m telling mom!”
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