Witticisms By FolkToe: January 2012

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Me + my new girl xxx

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-me-my-new-girl-xxx/

Place your bets: She has a French accent. Yes/No (✓/✗)
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Warning: Plastic melts in the sun.
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Not wondering: If this is what Jared did to his old girlfriend then not surprised she dumped his arse.
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What you don’t know: Shannon and Tomo waited ten minutes until they told Jared the staring contest was rigged.
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Wondering: What did Jared see in the glass eyed windows to her empty soul?
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Anyone else thinking of the ‘Milk Milk…’ song?
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What Jared doesn't know: Many women in Hollywood have fake sets of these.
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Place your bets: Was Jared able to tell the difference between how a real set of these and a fake set feels?
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What we didn't know: Jared applied her make-up.
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What we don’t need to know: Why he lifted her top to show off her fake boobs.
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What we don’t need to know #2: Why he lifted her top to show off her fake boobs and made that face.
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What we don’t need to know #3: Why are they wearing matching style hats.
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What we don’t need to know #4: Why Jared took her home with him.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Hott pics! Mr. California and his buddy winner of hottest chest hair 1985

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-hott-pics-mr-california-and-his-buddy-winner- of-hottest-chest-hair-1985/

LEGAL NOTICE: These images are FAKES! Now that I've CMA (covered my ass) back to the goofs....

Did some digging and it seems someone is still bitter for coming in 2nd place in the Mr. California competition.

Don't worry Jared did come in 1st in that Underground 'Hottest Biker' contest in '85.❤

(Take notice the crotch piece is covered in studs...doesn't he also have a matching jacket to go with that?)

P.S. Whoever posted these misspelled HOT (Hott pics!).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me + @destructo at @skrillex show

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-destructo-at-skrillex-show/

I’m starting to understand why Jared keeping getting sick. He always keeps his mouth open for germs.
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Wondering: Is Jared fake being ‘sick’ all the time just to open his mouth and say ‘AAAAaaaaa’?
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Wondering: Did the crowd think Jared was the opening act?
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Hoping: Would have been funnier if someone else took the photo with Jared mysteriously in the crowd.
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Wondering: Where are all the ‘Skrillex fans’ signs?
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Out of the loop: I know ‘Me’. I don’t know ‘destructo’ and I never heard the music (to my knowledge) of ‘skrillex’. #UncoolChick

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Me + fighting a little person at the @skrillex show

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/31/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-me-fighting-a-little-person-at-the-skrillex- show/

Wondering: Any truth that it’s Ron Jeremy right corner of the 1st photo? #pornStar
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Awkward: ♪♫ Jared forgot his costume. ♪♫
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New TV Show: Murder live starring Jared Leto!
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Wondering: Forget the spear why didn’t the guy just punch Jared in the balls to take him down?
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Wondering: Why is Jared holding the tomahawk in that position in the 2nd photo as if its part of his junk?
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Wondering: What happened to make them appear to be buddies in photo #1 to enemies in photo #2? #TheStory?
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Wondering: Why did Jared remove his glove to use the tomahawk? Is he planning to leave fingerprints?
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Wondering: Why didn't anyone remind Jared that he should only pick on someone his own size?
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Wondering: Why is Jared doing his Lorena Bobbit impression? Why chop below the belt?
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Wondering: Where are all the chicks at?
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Jared: “I said NO AUTOGRAPHS!”

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: stuff

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-stuff/

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OK~Just cut & paste from an earlier Blog page LINK -----> NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Notre Dame - Paris so I can now cross this location off the list too.

It is now official. Thanks Jared :-(

Places I want to Visit

~~France~~

~~Japan~~

Canada

Italy

India

England

Scotland

Ireland

Mexico

Norway

Russia

Chile

Egypt

Spain

California to Texas to New York

Disneyland

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me + the amazing writer @NeilStrauss at the @skrillex show downtown LA

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-the-amazing-writer-neilstrauss-at-the- skrillex-show-downtown-la/

Meeting the man in person must have been cool since Jared read all his one book. (March 22, 2011) ~(Ahh..Everyone Loves You When You're Dead ). Too bad the feeling isn't mutual.
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Who is that masked man? Ha~ha.
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Witness protection agency funds must be really low.
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♪♫ Someone forgot their mask. ♪♫ ➔Awkward.
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I never knew: Bat-girl had a brother.
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Guess he's going to a "Special" after party. (Eyes Wide Shut style).
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Who knew: Jared was able to find him in the huge crowd.
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Sad: He looked better in the bunny ears.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET – JAPAN: story of my life

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/30/notes-from-the-outernet-japan-story-of-my-life/

Your story should begin with ‘Once upon a time…’ like every fairytale does.
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I feel no sympathy for you whew we all know they are your own Friends. #Daniel #Chris (learned from a previous photo!).
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Reminder: No one forced you to use your talent into the life where photography will be a major part of it.
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At least they aren’t rolling film and chasing Jared down the street!
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‘Say Cheese!’
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I really thought the story of Jared's life would be more of a pop-up book.
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Lucky for Jared this ‘story of his life’ is also shared with Big Brother Shannon and Good Friend Tomo.
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Is this only volume one of twenty six in that story?
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Could be worse: They could have forgotten to remove the lens caps!
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Even worse: Someone removed their digital cards and so the photos won’t be coming out.
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Even worse still: You could be bogged down with such a big camera that it blocks your face when you take your photographs.
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Story of your life in pictures sounds cool and sounds original.
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Wondering: Will the 'story' be turned into a full blown movie directed/produced/star Jared?
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Question: How does Jared not know he's not actucally Blocking the shot of someone more famous they are taking photos of?
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Lucky: At least it will be a short story with only 2 photographers.
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Conclusion: Yes, story of Jared's life on being on both sides of the camera. Being photos taken of & taking photos of for the Outernet.
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Lucky: With this 'story of Jared's life' it doesn't cost us $14.95 to witness it! #PRWhore
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Confused: Why is Jared worried about paparazzo now? Did he forget to wear his make-up out? His slit up the side shirt? his poncho?!
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Karate Time: Use your fancy moves on these guys if they are in your way. Don't you know some nerve rendering moves from class?
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Confused: Why do all the "Pretty People" bitch that they are "Pretty"? (Pretty/Handsome).
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Tell like it is: The press wouldn't keep bothering Jared if he would stop tweeting and calling them to let them know where he will be.
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Selfish Alert: Anytime Jared wants to switch lifestyles give me a call. I'll won't complain about being well-known and well-liked and Loved by millions around the world.#TinyViolinPlaying

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: white wall

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-white-wall/

It's 'walls' like this that I wish we'd go back to 'doors'.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: empty Japanese streets

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-empty-japanese-streets/

Not empty. There is some guy with a camera in the middle of it. #Jared
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What Jared doesn't know: The street symbols say: "If your reading this you soon will die by car accident."
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What Jared doesn't know: it's empty because it's part of the putt putt golf course.
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What Jared doesn't know: it's empty because everyone is down at the store! (previous photo goof).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – JAPAN: tokyo streets

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-japan-tokyo-streets/

Talk about maximization of small spaces.
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Which of those wires do you think you need to tap into to get the faster internet?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: kitazawa

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-kitazawa/

Is this the 'Red Light' district?
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If this is the only area for shopping I'm going to have to pass because I need a bigger shopping location!
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Where's the Farmers Market?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS – JAPAN: empty

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/28/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-japan-empty/

What Jared doesn’t let you know: The intercom system just announced that Justin Bieber was outside the station.
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What Jared doesn't let you know: He just entered the Matrix.
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What Jared doesn't let you know: Shannon just announced he was out of coffee and people ran for their lives!
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What Jared doesn't let you know: One of the brothers (no names) just cut the cheese and people ran for fresh air.
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What Jared doesn't let you know: Some of the locals sent Jared & Shannon down in the famous tunnels maze and they are lost.
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What Jared doesn't let you know: Some of the locals sent the brothers to the tunnels by telling them its a shortcut.
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What Jared doesn't let you know: Jared asked if there was a music underground and thanks to translation problems he ended up in the tunnels.
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What Jared doesn't let you know: He's scouting out locations for new sounds for the new album. #Echo

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: bullet train

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/28/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-bullet-train/

Shannon’s awkward moment: When he yelled and pointed, ‘The Train! The Train!’ (goof off Fantasy Island The Plane The Plane).
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Shannon’s awkward moment #2: When he yelled, 'Choo! Choo!' as it rode by.
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Shannon’s awkward moment #3: When he asked Jared, 'Where do they store the gun for this bullet?'
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Shannon’s awkward moment #4: When he told Jared, 'I hope this things is fast because I have to get back to the hotel to pee.'
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Shannon’s awkward moment #5: When he asked Jared, 'Is this the CRAZY TRAIN' for this country?' #Ozzy
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What you don’t know: Shannon asked if he could drive it to see if its just as fast as his Ducati motorcycle.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: bros in the subway

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/28/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-bros-in-the-subway/

Is the guy in the Japanese mullet taking this shot in the subway? (previous photo goof).
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Wonder: Why does it appear Shannon is dressed like he’s ready to rob someone and Jared is dressed like a secret agent guy?
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Wondering: Why does it appear it’s Shannon whose not getting much sleep?
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Shannon: “This is so not what I thought a bullet train was all about.”
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Shannon: “I think I missed our train.”

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: peace

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/27/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-peace/

Is this a negotion for prices, how many chicks, and bargin for getting the 2 for 1 deal?
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Forget the rat tail Jared ~ go for the raccoon tail behind them!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: dead fish

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/27/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-dead-fish/

Not dead...only sleeping without breathing. #VampireFish
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I am so not paying those prices!
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Do they talk and sing like the singing Bass in the McDonalds commercials?
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Is that yellow floation device Japan's version of 'Sleeping with the Fishes', but lost in translation as 'Swimming with the Fishes?' after hours?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – JAPAN: crayonhouse

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/27/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-japan-crayonhouse/

That note was added after Shannon was caught stuffing his face in mid mouthful by Jared last time.
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There is no photography necessary while eating.
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No camera TRANSLATION VIP's eat here.
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Jared only wanted to take photographs to add an exact room in his house for when he's not on tour.
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No photos because then you lean they stole the desks and chairs from the local schools to support this place.#Basic

“Jared Leto can do it all. He’s a singer, rock band leader, actor, alternative and fashion icon, deity in the majority of Asia and director.”

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/27/hard-summer-2012/

Two things:

1. Is Jared trying to claim to be one of those sharks he displays on his Twitter that is legendary to know that 'if a shark stops swimming it dies'? (It's okay to take a break from work!)

2. Just purchased this shirt for Jared.....anyone know the fan/Echelon address so I can send it to him? Shirt w/advice on it <----(Click LINK)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: best restaurant in Japan

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/27/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-best-restaurant-in-japan/

What makes it so great? It's sign? Need more info!
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What you don't know: Jared is going to come out with his own 'Where to Eat' guide in the future.
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Any place that uses Crayons in their name sounds like a great place.

Here’s another trailer we made in support of my Haiti book. Take a look.

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/26/heres-another-trailer-we-made-in-support-of-my-haiti-book-take-a-look/

Again thanks to the curse of dial-up the video is taking forever to load, however if its the same HAITI II video found at YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-HkXNX2XTA) then its the same type video I've seen before. What could have been a difference in the video?

1. Shannon joining you in returning to the place you BOTH had lived before ~ even if you spit locations to BOTH take photos.

2. A personal message straight to the camera about how the devastation is still there and not to forget recovery is still going on.

3. Added to the message a ‘Thanks’ for those who have already purchased the book.

4. Added to the message that there is a book for sale going 100% to charity in case they find the video elsewhere.

5. Images of Jared actually helping repair some of the damage without his camera. Getting involved manually not just though images like many of the news outlets have done. #ActionLouderThanWords & Photos

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: the gang

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/25/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-gang/

Neat! I large version of a slide puzzle in the background!
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Inside feelings: Not feeling the ‘Peace Out’ sign from Jared.
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Nothing says anti-social than wearing earplugs Shannon.
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Wondering: With everyone in the shot ~ whose taking the photograph?
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Message to Emma: That is NO way to treat a designer purse.
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No more caffeine for Tomo.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Tokyo punk

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/25/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-tokyo-punk/

Off Comment: Sid we miss you! #SidVicious
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Sad: Punk just lowered their bar when your wearing a mask caring if you get sick. #Rebel

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: the heat

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/25/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-heat/

Tesla! That band has a big fanbase building. (Tesla band).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Triad necklace

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-triad-necklace/

Notice: The necklace might seem cool, but the heavy chain she's wearing must be sharp because she's bleeding all over her shirt.
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Wondering: Is it possible not to smile while wearing a Triad necklace?
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Wondering #2: Anyone else getting the feeling that she was caught while coming home on the 'walk of shame' next day?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: cute girl

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-cute-girl/

Wondering: Younger sister to Echelon 4 girl? (http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/22/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-echelon-4/)
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I think I just a 80's flashback.
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Again, this is what happens when you forget to do laundry.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: kimono

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-kimono/

What we don't know & always feared: Jared is getting tired of his skirt wearing and seeking out a new item to wear for the new year/tour.
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Interesting: Her phone matches!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: MARSHAWK

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-marshawk/

What happened at the end? Out of product?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: school girls

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-school-girls/

How does one say STRANGER DANGER in Japanese? (translation --> 通り魔 )

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: lunch date

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-lunch-date/

What Jared doesn't know: They were hungry 2 hours later.
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Why are they wasting that hour eating?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Emma, Chris, and Daniel wandering the streets of Tokyo

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-emma-chris-and-daniel-wandering-the-streets-of -tokyo/

Emma we know, but Chris and Daniel is what to the band?
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What Jared doesn't know: They aren’t ‘wandering’ they are just lost.
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Is there a reason why they are hanging out at a corner?
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Isn't it Daniel, Emma and Chris?
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If previous label above is correct then ~ Nice to see what Daniel looks like awake. (http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/07/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-daniel-found-a-snuggle-buddy/)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: ECHELON at the train station

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-echelon-at-the-train-station/

Jared is recycling Echelon in Japan. I see the NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: ECHELON 3 Girl and the NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: fuck yeah! Guy & NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: MARSHAWK Guy

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: ECHELON 2

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/21/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-echelon-2/

“Yea, I get the mix up that I’m Shannon all the time. It’s the glasses.”
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Note: The up Arrow on top right sign.
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Now we can see who caught Jared in the airport from previous photo (http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-leaving-my-mark/)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: glyphics

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/21/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-glyphics/

My favorite type of tattoo! Washable!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: ECHELON

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/21/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-echelon/

Looks like someone won't be getting sick from this chick. She's keeping her germs to herself.
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I don't see how you can call her Echelon. I mean just because she has the camera, symbol, guitar straps, and wrist band with the name of the band on it, but I see no tattoo! (don't have one either).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Leaving my mark

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-leaving-my-mark/

Would have been more exciting if Jared just were taking a whiz in some snow or in some alley to leave your mark.
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Wondering: When is Jared, Shannon and Tomo planning to leave their make in cement or with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?
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Just do what you used to do. Place a 'X'.
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I think most would just like it more if you leave your phone number instead.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: train ticket

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/19/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-train-ticket/

Hope the directions to the train is much clearer.
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Vagabonds jump trains not purchase tickets to ride. #Poser
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You so overpaid for that ticket.
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Wondering: Cold or Germ-a-phobe? #Gloves
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First hole punch is free, but if you come back and get it punched 9 more times you get a free Subway sandwich!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: it’s amazing what u find in the bathroom at the subway station in tokyo (18+)

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-its-amazing-what-u-find-in-the-bathroom-at-the -subway-station-in-tokyo-18/

Even with gloves Jared still touches them. What does he think they were doing with them in the first place?
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What we don't know: Jared pocketed them to plan on giving them to Shannon for Christmas.
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Where do I click on to FLAG these type of photos? Even if you placed a random black bar covering the chicks up (with caption that you did that) it would just as dirty.
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What you don't know: Jared was disappointed that they weren't scratch and sniff.
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Notice: Jared holds the photos with one hand....so did the guy who has these in the bathroom. #DIRTY
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Message to Jared: Why are you searching around a subway-station bathroom in the first place? Pee, shake and go.
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Keep digging you might find more! #ScavengerHunt
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Wow! Now I know why Jared hangs out at the restruant so much. (The Jared from Subway goof).
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He should Confess: Tomo dropped them out of his bag.
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He should Confess: Jared just wants to make us believe he watches these movies.
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Check-it-Out! Japan has portable REDTUBE.
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What Jared doesn't know, but should: Not a real turn-on for chicks when you post these photos.
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Ask Shannon to turn them into the 'Lost & Found' and you'll five him 5 bucks.
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Guy who had them in the bathroom: "Great now I have to go home and do it with my wife!"
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Jared should check the back and see if they were also MADE IN JAPAN like everything else.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: tommy lee jones – the boss

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-tommy-lee-jones-the-boss/

Guess now Tommy has been downgraded to Vice President when Jared became the BOSS.
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Get Shannon a deal with them. He's the poster child for COFFEE DRINKER!
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Anyone want to guess whose reflection that is in the shot?
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That ad was so 2010. Really!
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If Shannon ever wanted to get WIRED all he has to do is buy the canned coffee from a vending machine.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: tokyo chicken!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-tokyo-chicken/

Does it taste better or worse than American chicken?
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Someone is homesick for his rubber chicken at home.
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I hope you called PETA so they can protest such cruelty to these creatures.
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One for each of the guys. #Don't Like 2 Share
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Must be lonley in Tokyo if you need to find a tempory replacement for the chicken at home.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: good luck

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/19/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-good-luck/

someone who brands himself with SISYPHUS Production you'd think figuring out this map would be a breeze in comparison.
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It's just like the subway in New York, but no on is urinating on the train.
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Jared just needs to pick a color and see where it leads you! Where's his adventuring spirit?
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Why is the invisible man with no hand holding Jared's map?
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I see your first mistake. Your in Tokyo!
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Looks like Jared needs to take the green line to get to the next circle.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: The Fury

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/19/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-fury/

I'm starting to think this is a BLINKING NEON LIGHT.
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If one was FURIOUS shouldn't the sign be in RED?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: The Filth

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/19/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-filth/

What no arrows to the direction to The Filth. ☜☝☞☟
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Don't you know where they put the 'Adult' section in the renal stores are yet? (Behind the curtain or beyond 'The Filth' sign).
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Why is Jared taking a photo of a sign posted in Shannon's room?
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Was there truth in advertising? Did you go in the Strip Club only to verify the sign?
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Actually, This is a sign taken by NASA of our planet is described to others visiting.
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Is this the mini sign that's describes what comes out of Jared's mouth when he gets angry?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: noodles

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-noodles/

'Hope you enjoy your meal?' And just what happens if you don't?
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Dude, someone totally spit in your meal. Stop sending it back!
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Noodles, beans, and.... lifesaver candies?
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Save yourself some time and put the lid back on it.
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Planning to use those chopsticks to row a boat later? #Supersize

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: nuts

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-nuts/

Nuts: We know you are!
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What is that? Nuts on Coke?
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That's not the only Nut that's cracked. #Jared
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Nice to see there are a couple sets there to fall back if someone ever looses theirs. #Jared

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: muscles

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/18/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-muscles/

With a show of hands who thought that Jared posted a photograph of Shannon to go with this label?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: fuck yeah!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/17/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-fuck-yeah/

Constipation is really an issue over there isn't it?
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You know this is the 'Fuck Yeah! to every band that comes' guy, right?
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Wondering: Is that really where the other drum stick is? (Get it?). #Dirty
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I'm Old School: HELL YEAH!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: dusk

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/17/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-dusk/

What are people doing up at this time?! #TheVampireHour
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Purple Haze ~ (Get it?)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: businessmen at play

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/17/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-businessmen-at-play/

Way to go! Now their boss will know they played hookey that day.
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What Jared didn't know: They are really Jehovah witnesses not businesses men.
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Nice to see violent games are not just for American kids.
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Only got awkward when Jared yelled, 'I play winner!'
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Awkward moment #2 when Jared asked, 'How do you get your whites so white'. #Laundry

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Banksy 2

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/16/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-banksy-2-2/

Is this a pro experiment on monkey ad?
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...and until that day we'll have feces (poop) throwing NOT as currency.
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It's Rise of the Apes not Monkeys. I'm not worried.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Banksy

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/16/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-banksy/

Just like the Music Industry!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET: SELF PORTRAIT PHOTO FLASH

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/13/notes-from-the-outernet-self-portrait-photo-flash-2/

Had a few Funnies/Goofs, but because they are Echelon (or misguided fans) I shall keep these private and just say AWESOME photographs guys.

#IDEA. Maybe its time for the Echelon/fans to create their own BLOG pages of just their photos (that is not a Tumblr account).

It could be a one a day post (Echelon of the Day) and mini bio of each person so they can share with other Echelon/fans 1 or 2 items about themselves not posted on their Twitter/Facebook pages.

Run with It!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Shannon waiting patiently behind the 3 time winner of the “saddest and most sincere face in the world” competition

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/12/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-shannon-waiting-patiently-behind-the-3-time-winner-of-the-saddest-and-most-sincere-face-in-the-world-competition/

Apparently the competition wasn’t open to those in Russia waiting for food.
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Tell me who is Shannon fooling by pretending to be able to read the signs?
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What Jared doesn't know: Shannon told the old man to ‘move it or loose it’ and now he’s afraid to turn around.
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Wondering: Does the Leto brothers have normal shirts to wear while traveling that don’t show their pits?
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What Jared doesn't know: The elderly man needs to fart, but is afraid Shannon would make a scene over it.
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What Jared doesn't know: This is the 4th airport that lost this guys luggage. He’s used to it.
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What Jared doesn't know: This guy only wants a hug from Shannon, but is afraid he's flip out at the request.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: amazing Japanese mullet

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/12/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-amazing-japanese-mullet/

This is called the ‘not really ready to commit to a Mohawk’ look in Japan.
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That is the best ‘sh~it a$$ grin’ Shannon has on his face.
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What the Leto brothers don’t know: The look was an accident with a barber.
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What is funnier: Shannon asking for directions bypassing the man code never to do or trying to read the map that is in Japanese?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: blue cone – Japan

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/11/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-blue-cone-japan/

Translates to: Don’t pee here.
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Translates to: pick me up and be a cone head from Saturday Night Live.
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Translates to: if your junk is this color call a doctor.
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Translates to: I am a blue cone.
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Translates to: Cover your own cone.
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Translates to: I am a n-dimensional geometric shape that tapers smoothly from a base (usually flat and circular) to a point called the apex or vertex. #Nerd
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Translates to: Can you read this cone?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: drum game – Japan

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/11/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-drum-game/

The initials S.C.L. on the High Score makes complete sense now! #ShannonChristopherLeto
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Is this inspire Shannon to a new arrangement for his drums set-up for the next tour?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: a bug and my finger

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/11/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-a-bug-and-my-finger/

That's 2 for 2 for Jared on identifiable items in a photograph. Please continue to second grade.
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What Jared doesn't know: It’s a baby bug and it can’t be sure if his finger is going to produce some milk for him.
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The golden trim, the jewel like imperfections, even the detail overall is Art worthy.
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Hey! You don’t know where that things been….that’s right bug I’m talking to you! Run! Fly!
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I am so glad Jared was able to point out the bug in this photo because other wise I’d been searching for an entire 2 seconds.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me in the middle

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/10/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-in-the-middle/

You’ve walked the labyrinth and it was the name of the movie that most people love from the 80’s.
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Who knew Jared’s spiritual journey searching including a camera phone.
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Worst Video Game EVER!
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Malcom? (Malcolm in the Middle TV show goof).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Lil drummer girl w/ a BIG drum

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/01/09/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-lil-drummer-girl-w-a-big-drum/

It’s Jared’s fault. How are we suppose to get his attention with those ear plugs in all the time?
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It’s just covering up her beer gut.
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She’s in love with Shannon and hoping to get his attention with the drum.
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Do it yourself: Turn your kids trampoline into a drum.
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Advertisement is more than just billboards.
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Rumor has it some men like chicks with a big drum....just go ask Shannon. Ha~ha.