http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/dusk-oman/
Looks like someone caught the Wedding bough!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Would it be ok if we only think one of you skinny dipping and the other not there?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We knew you did a jeans commercial but when did you do a “feel as ‘Fresh’ like us by using this product.” commercial. :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Found the hidden immunity idol on the island really should be kept a secret
until Tribal Council.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where’s all the surfers go?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lookie there a special fannie pack so your camera doesn’t get wet. Isn’t that cute.
Military Area – Camera Prohibited
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/military-area-camera-prohibited/
Camera Prohibited? But booze and my pills are ok still, right?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tell them its not a camera it’s a phone that captures life’s images.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whose ready to play: Where did Jared hide the camera game? :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask them if you get to choose which it is ~ a Military Area or a Camera prohibited Area.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just pull your ‘I can’t read’ card out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They didn’t say anything about a camcorder being prohibited now did they?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared tries out his new prank on Shannon as he blocks the sign: “Hey Shannon, do me a favor and hold my camera while were visiting….oh for
no reason I just don’t want to carry it right now.”
Camera Prohibited? But booze and my pills are ok still, right?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tell them its not a camera it’s a phone that captures life’s images.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whose ready to play: Where did Jared hide the camera game? :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask them if you get to choose which it is ~ a Military Area or a Camera prohibited Area.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just pull your ‘I can’t read’ card out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They didn’t say anything about a camcorder being prohibited now did they?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared tries out his new prank on Shannon as he blocks the sign: “Hey Shannon, do me a favor and hold my camera while were visiting….oh for
no reason I just don’t want to carry it right now.”
Terrysdiary.com: Jared as Me
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/terrysdiary-com-jared-as-me/
Wow look at who is a master of disguise.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Terry the younger years. Maybe another 'Mr. Nobody' movie, but for Terry ~'A Somebody'?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don’t think witness program will approve Jared making fun of your new life.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Terry? Jared? Terry? No, Jared? Oh who can tell them apart?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Should just change the entire outfit and see if Jared can walk the walk and talk the talk as you in town.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Throw him out in the hall and tell security if he wants to be you so bad he can sleep in your room regular room and you take the suite.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this how Jared escapes the fans by pretending to be Terry?
Wow look at who is a master of disguise.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Terry the younger years. Maybe another 'Mr. Nobody' movie, but for Terry ~'A Somebody'?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don’t think witness program will approve Jared making fun of your new life.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Terry? Jared? Terry? No, Jared? Oh who can tell them apart?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Should just change the entire outfit and see if Jared can walk the walk and talk the talk as you in town.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Throw him out in the hall and tell security if he wants to be you so bad he can sleep in your room regular room and you take the suite.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this how Jared escapes the fans by pretending to be Terry?
Terrysdiary.com: Me and Jared rocking out!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/terrysdiary-com-me-and-jared-rocking-out/
“OK now throw a couple devil horns and stick your tongue out….the ladies love this move.” (some dude too).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I’m the band’s photographer why to I have to audition on this guitar?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nirvana plaid shirt ~ check
Younger rock star ~ check
Acoustic Guitar ~ check
Let’s do this! When’s the next Country Festival? I’ll play my Country Rock!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wait a minute is that you Jared on the right? It’s like looking at twins
and I’m having a hard time telling the two of you apart.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So if I can play this tune I can be in the band, right?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Does Tomo know I’m replacing him yet?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guitar lessons are easy….just follow the guy on the screen.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“When do we get to smash this sucker?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Your right Jared! I AM going to be the next American Idol winner!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“This would hurt less if you gave me a pick to use.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Terry thinking): Oh God please someone help me. This guy is CRAZY.
“OK now throw a couple devil horns and stick your tongue out….the ladies love this move.” (some dude too).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I’m the band’s photographer why to I have to audition on this guitar?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nirvana plaid shirt ~ check
Younger rock star ~ check
Acoustic Guitar ~ check
Let’s do this! When’s the next Country Festival? I’ll play my Country Rock!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wait a minute is that you Jared on the right? It’s like looking at twins
and I’m having a hard time telling the two of you apart.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So if I can play this tune I can be in the band, right?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Does Tomo know I’m replacing him yet?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guitar lessons are easy….just follow the guy on the screen.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“When do we get to smash this sucker?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Your right Jared! I AM going to be the next American Idol winner!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“This would hurt less if you gave me a pick to use.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Terry thinking): Oh God please someone help me. This guy is CRAZY.
Terrysdiary.com: Jared entertaining me!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/terrysdiary-com-jared-entertaining-me/
They're coming to take me away.
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .
You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .
They're coming to take me away.
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .
You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .
Terrysdiary.com: Jared playing guitar in his hotel room
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/terrysdiary-com-jared-playing-guitar-in-his-hotel-room/
This is a Guitar: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gibson_Les_Paul...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Come on everyone…Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya….Now just the guys….”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A boy, his guitar and a TV remote. What else do you need to make a movie of the week?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Sorry guys am I bothering you? I couldn’t sleep so I thought its 1a.m. so I
got up, dressed, didn’t make my bed and thought why not play some acoustic Zeppelin."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The view from your window behind you sucks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now we know whose sharing your bed…time to call TMZ!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wow! You get a guitar in your room? All I keep finding is Bibles in the drawers. What hotels are you staying at?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This certainly isn’t a trashed hotel room. Are you sure you’re a Rock Star?
This is a Guitar: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gibson_Les_Paul...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Come on everyone…Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya….Now just the guys….”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A boy, his guitar and a TV remote. What else do you need to make a movie of the week?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Sorry guys am I bothering you? I couldn’t sleep so I thought its 1a.m. so I
got up, dressed, didn’t make my bed and thought why not play some acoustic Zeppelin."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The view from your window behind you sucks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now we know whose sharing your bed…time to call TMZ!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wow! You get a guitar in your room? All I keep finding is Bibles in the drawers. What hotels are you staying at?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This certainly isn’t a trashed hotel room. Are you sure you’re a Rock Star?
Terrysdiary.com: Jared blow drying his hair!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/terrysdiary-com-jared-blow-drying-his-hair/
“Ok son….slowly put the hairdryer down….this isn’t how it has to end…” says the police officer.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You might be able to get your hairdryer get to the hair without the scarf over your head.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Plug it in first.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“THIS IS EXTREME HAIR DRYING!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hair drying for dummies: Step 2: Remove any items from head. Step 1: Get hair wet.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tell me where you hid the hair dye and no one gets hurt.
“Ok son….slowly put the hairdryer down….this isn’t how it has to end…” says the police officer.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You might be able to get your hairdryer get to the hair without the scarf over your head.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Plug it in first.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“THIS IS EXTREME HAIR DRYING!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hair drying for dummies: Step 2: Remove any items from head. Step 1: Get hair wet.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tell me where you hid the hair dye and no one gets hurt.
Terrysdiary.com: Jared using his inhaler
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/terrysdiary-com-jared-using-his-inhaler/
Wow! I guess its true one does learn something new everyday. Never new you used an inhaler.
Wow! I guess its true one does learn something new everyday. Never new you used an inhaler.
Terrysdiary.com: Jared… burning the lens
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/terrysdiary-com-jared%e2%80%a6-burning-the-lens/
Quick change my hood/scarf that once covered my face is now just a scarf. For the man on the go clothing line.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I see dead people.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Are those stripper polls in the background?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Sorry I’m late for our dinner date, but I just had to take a quick dip in that fountain out front.”
Quick change my hood/scarf that once covered my face is now just a scarf. For the man on the go clothing line.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I see dead people.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Are those stripper polls in the background?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Sorry I’m late for our dinner date, but I just had to take a quick dip in that fountain out front.”
Terrysdiary.com: Jared Leto… Oh Yeah!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/terrysdiary-com-jared-leto%e2%80%a6-oh-yeah/
“…then it my fingers were chopped off and left me with this many…..Damn YOU MANATORY WOODSHOP CLASS!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I want some vegetables!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Dude, I can’t pay because I forgot my wallet….watch this…..THERE IS A BUG IN MY SOUP!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~
The game Footsie ~ Extreme Edition.
“…then it my fingers were chopped off and left me with this many…..Damn YOU MANATORY WOODSHOP CLASS!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I want some vegetables!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Dude, I can’t pay because I forgot my wallet….watch this…..THERE IS A BUG IN MY SOUP!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~
The game Footsie ~ Extreme Edition.
Terrysdiary.com: Jared Leto… monkey see, monkey do!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/terrysdiary-com-jared-leto%e2%80%a6-monkey-see-monkey-do/
Trying to prove your mom wrong? If you continue to make that face it will freeze that way.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey monkey, I’m not doing it. So there. :-P
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared Leto: The Primitive Years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Monkeys throw their poop. Is this really the animal you wanted to imitate?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Best mime imitation ever! Now do ‘trapped in a box’
Trying to prove your mom wrong? If you continue to make that face it will freeze that way.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey monkey, I’m not doing it. So there. :-P
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared Leto: The Primitive Years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Monkeys throw their poop. Is this really the animal you wanted to imitate?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Best mime imitation ever! Now do ‘trapped in a box’
Terrysdiary.com: Who is it?
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/terrysdiary-com-who-is-it/
Teenage mutant Ninja Jared (Turtles other human Friend).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Not sure, but her eyes are beautiful. Ha~ha.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s the underwear bandit wanted in 22 states! Call the Police!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zits happen to everyone Jared.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The blindfold goes around the eyes not in spite of them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The paparazzi will still take your picture…bad costume for being anonymous.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I bet the ‘Shadow’ knows. (movie)
Teenage mutant Ninja Jared (Turtles other human Friend).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Not sure, but her eyes are beautiful. Ha~ha.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s the underwear bandit wanted in 22 states! Call the Police!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zits happen to everyone Jared.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The blindfold goes around the eyes not in spite of them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The paparazzi will still take your picture…bad costume for being anonymous.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I bet the ‘Shadow’ knows. (movie)
God’s eye view- Oman
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/31/gods-eye-view-oman/
“Oh man check this out. Those people look like ants down there.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What’s that? Shannon & Tomo never told you about the parachuting classes they signed you up for?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tell the pilot you saw some hottie and you want him to fly lower so you can get her Twitter name.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s Jared Earth (Google Earth goof)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh man…those aren’t sunbeams their tracker beams! They’ve come back for you! Thank goodness you were able to resist.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this legit? I mean where are the polluters, mineral drillers and illegal dumpers at? There is still a place untouched?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Excuse me, can we go back around for another shot I think my first one was blurry.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared Leto: Our Eye in the Sky.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That engine so engine blocked your shot. (goof from C**k block)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pretty sure God has a better zoom than your camera.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
N'avez-vous pas quelques photos très laid sur cette caméra / téléphone? ( Non liés à l'alimentation laid ). Juste parfois d'apprécier le «beau » des images dont vous avez besoin des comparaisons / réalité jetés po
French translation: Have not you some very ugly pictures on this camera / phone? ( Not linked to Food ugly ). Sometimes just to enjoy the ' beautiful ' pictures you comparisons need / reality thrown in.
“Oh man check this out. Those people look like ants down there.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What’s that? Shannon & Tomo never told you about the parachuting classes they signed you up for?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tell the pilot you saw some hottie and you want him to fly lower so you can get her Twitter name.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s Jared Earth (Google Earth goof)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh man…those aren’t sunbeams their tracker beams! They’ve come back for you! Thank goodness you were able to resist.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this legit? I mean where are the polluters, mineral drillers and illegal dumpers at? There is still a place untouched?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Excuse me, can we go back around for another shot I think my first one was blurry.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared Leto: Our Eye in the Sky.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That engine so engine blocked your shot. (goof from C**k block)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pretty sure God has a better zoom than your camera.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
N'avez-vous pas quelques photos très laid sur cette caméra / téléphone? ( Non liés à l'alimentation laid ). Juste parfois d'apprécier le «beau » des images dont vous avez besoin des comparaisons / réalité jetés po
French translation: Have not you some very ugly pictures on this camera / phone? ( Not linked to Food ugly ). Sometimes just to enjoy the ' beautiful ' pictures you comparisons need / reality thrown in.
white rose
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/30/white-rose/
Starting to fringe around the edges better invest in some miracle grow especially for Roses.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now don’t forget if you sleep with rose petals under your pillow, you will dream of the one you will marry.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why wasn’t just be called ‘ A Rose ’ ?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fun Fact: The white rose and red rose were used as symbols in war. Err go
‘War’ name of the latest album and displayed on a day to remember those of War on Memorial Day. Nice tie ins. :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pleeeeease don’t tell me you cut this beautiful flower just to decorate your kitchen table?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hope when it wilts more you recycle the pedals on the bed as a romantic gesture.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Not much into roses (or receiving flowers) unless it’s Guns ‘n Roses.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Know what’s sexier than this white rose? One made out of white chocolate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So you were the guy stealing from my rose bushes. Busted!
Starting to fringe around the edges better invest in some miracle grow especially for Roses.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now don’t forget if you sleep with rose petals under your pillow, you will dream of the one you will marry.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why wasn’t just be called ‘ A Rose ’ ?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fun Fact: The white rose and red rose were used as symbols in war. Err go
‘War’ name of the latest album and displayed on a day to remember those of War on Memorial Day. Nice tie ins. :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pleeeeease don’t tell me you cut this beautiful flower just to decorate your kitchen table?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hope when it wilts more you recycle the pedals on the bed as a romantic gesture.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Not much into roses (or receiving flowers) unless it’s Guns ‘n Roses.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Know what’s sexier than this white rose? One made out of white chocolate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So you were the guy stealing from my rose bushes. Busted!
self portrait
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/29/self-portrait/
What is this? Why yes it’s the Louvre museum in Paris calling.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seriously, where is the stick figure drawing you did? We won’t judge. :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What do you want to be Andy Warhol when you grow up?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When do we get see the self portrait ‘The nude years’ collection?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How do we know you were alone when this photo was taken…..maybe you need a witness to verify. Who will volunteer? Mmmmm let me count the hands.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Would have a been a little more ‘rock’ if you went ♫♪ ‘I Wear My Sunglasses at Night' ♫♪ (Corey Hart) in the photo.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Want to test the latest rumor…step out and see if you CAN walk on water. :-P
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Most put self-portraits on deviantArt.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Would a smile kill ya? I mean you look like someone just announced the new date to Doomsday date ~ (October 2011).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Check-It-Out! Jared got off the Island. He’s no longer LOST.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dramatic Kitty move over it's Dramatic Jared. (It was a YouTube thing).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where in the world is Jared Leto? (Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This would be a good game of tag if you did it through photographs where fans have to track you down for free tickets. Run w/the idea.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Overall great skyline, but there’s some guy in the middle of it taking pictures of himself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You do know you can put the camera down once in a while and just ENJOY the view, right? Click!
What is this? Why yes it’s the Louvre museum in Paris calling.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seriously, where is the stick figure drawing you did? We won’t judge. :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What do you want to be Andy Warhol when you grow up?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When do we get see the self portrait ‘The nude years’ collection?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How do we know you were alone when this photo was taken…..maybe you need a witness to verify. Who will volunteer? Mmmmm let me count the hands.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Would have a been a little more ‘rock’ if you went ♫♪ ‘I Wear My Sunglasses at Night' ♫♪ (Corey Hart) in the photo.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Want to test the latest rumor…step out and see if you CAN walk on water. :-P
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Most put self-portraits on deviantArt.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Would a smile kill ya? I mean you look like someone just announced the new date to Doomsday date ~ (October 2011).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Check-It-Out! Jared got off the Island. He’s no longer LOST.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dramatic Kitty move over it's Dramatic Jared. (It was a YouTube thing).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where in the world is Jared Leto? (Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This would be a good game of tag if you did it through photographs where fans have to track you down for free tickets. Run w/the idea.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Overall great skyline, but there’s some guy in the middle of it taking pictures of himself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You do know you can put the camera down once in a while and just ENJOY the view, right? Click!
sale of herbal
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/29/sale-of-herbal/
Don’t need the location….I know a guy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s really an undercover operation to grab those who owe parking tickets.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Isn’t it convent that Tomo would have such places on his GPS in every country?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Go inside and ask if they help you find the Herbal shop.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dang I can never find the shops in other countries I wish they would post some signs for me to find them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Were you surprised to walk in and see Shannon’s photo in the background as the owner of the shop?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask them if your first sample is free.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Of course officer its for medicinal purposes. I’m a singer in a band.”
~~~~~~~~~~~
So this where you get the ‘secret ingredient’ you use in that tea.
Don’t need the location….I know a guy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s really an undercover operation to grab those who owe parking tickets.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Isn’t it convent that Tomo would have such places on his GPS in every country?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Go inside and ask if they help you find the Herbal shop.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dang I can never find the shops in other countries I wish they would post some signs for me to find them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Were you surprised to walk in and see Shannon’s photo in the background as the owner of the shop?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask them if your first sample is free.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Of course officer its for medicinal purposes. I’m a singer in a band.”
~~~~~~~~~~~
So this where you get the ‘secret ingredient’ you use in that tea.
forward ho!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/29/forward-ho/
For me it’s more like Heave Ho. (I get seasick.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Who you calling ho?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared’s date: “Kewl. I can hear the ocean from here.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reliving Pirates of the Caribbean favorite scenes again? Arr, me matey.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I don’t know how we ran out of gas all the wait out here….flare gun?….nope can’t find that either. Looks like were stuck.” :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ahoy! It’s Moby Dick!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lotion? (too many jokes to enter w/this subject)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You do know Gilligan's Island is just a television show, right? Stop searching!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Are you Rockin' the Boat?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do you steer the boat like Tommy Lee does? (ROTFLMAO after I wrote that
one)
For me it’s more like Heave Ho. (I get seasick.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Who you calling ho?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared’s date: “Kewl. I can hear the ocean from here.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reliving Pirates of the Caribbean favorite scenes again? Arr, me matey.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I don’t know how we ran out of gas all the wait out here….flare gun?….nope can’t find that either. Looks like were stuck.” :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ahoy! It’s Moby Dick!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lotion? (too many jokes to enter w/this subject)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You do know Gilligan's Island is just a television show, right? Stop searching!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Are you Rockin' the Boat?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do you steer the boat like Tommy Lee does? (ROTFLMAO after I wrote that
one)
Aussie palm
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/28/aussie-palm/
Who you kidding? Don’t you think we’d know a photo of a California Palm taken from a tinted windows rolled up in your limo shot?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this the same palm tree that you get your coconuts from?
~~~~~~~~~~~
If you don’t read the caption it looks like an ink blot in my shrinks office. (Rorschach inkblot test)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask if you can replant it in your own secret island.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
You have no flash on that camera. What a POS camera do you have?
~~~~~~~~~~
Start climbing!
Who you kidding? Don’t you think we’d know a photo of a California Palm taken from a tinted windows rolled up in your limo shot?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this the same palm tree that you get your coconuts from?
~~~~~~~~~~~
If you don’t read the caption it looks like an ink blot in my shrinks office. (Rorschach inkblot test)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask if you can replant it in your own secret island.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
You have no flash on that camera. What a POS camera do you have?
~~~~~~~~~~
Start climbing!
cloned
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/28/cloned/
You gave yourself the finger….ha-ha!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Isn’t someone suppose to break the mold after perfections are created? :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I do believe in doublegagnggers too!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Yea, that’s me.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Have you seen these two guys….they ditched me to go shopping…..they look like this.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why take the copy when we have the original?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“The fine print is really messing up my hair in this photo.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“See Shannon I told you I had a shirt like this.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This poster isn’t live and not Memorex either.
You gave yourself the finger….ha-ha!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Isn’t someone suppose to break the mold after perfections are created? :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I do believe in doublegagnggers too!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Yea, that’s me.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Have you seen these two guys….they ditched me to go shopping…..they look like this.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why take the copy when we have the original?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“The fine print is really messing up my hair in this photo.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“See Shannon I told you I had a shirt like this.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This poster isn’t live and not Memorex either.
Warpaint night!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/27/warpaint-night/
Kings Of Leon front man Caleb Followill with beard? Oh no Just Jared Leto!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Couldn’t we use that black light for something else?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Dude, you have something on your face.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Somewhere a go-go dancer from the 70’s in a cage is crying. Someone took her paint.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fun Fact: Warpaint is a psychedelic rock band which formed in 2004 in LA.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Dude, your lookin good. You have that special glow.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When will there be latex night?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh look whose too good to cover his beard with paint. It washes out!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yellow over the old white stripe ~ a clear improvement.
Kings Of Leon front man Caleb Followill with beard? Oh no Just Jared Leto!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Couldn’t we use that black light for something else?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Dude, you have something on your face.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Somewhere a go-go dancer from the 70’s in a cage is crying. Someone took her paint.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fun Fact: Warpaint is a psychedelic rock band which formed in 2004 in LA.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Dude, your lookin good. You have that special glow.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When will there be latex night?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh look whose too good to cover his beard with paint. It washes out!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yellow over the old white stripe ~ a clear improvement.
Mountains Beyond Mountains- great book!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/27/mountains-beyond-mountains-great-book/
You’re a book worm. (Nerd)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
List Price: $27.95 ~ Price: $17.09 from Amazon……mmmmmm I wonder whose might be getting discounts for following and promoting oh no your following Amazon Watch. Oh!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I so enjoy the thought of others tilting their heads to read the title of the book.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don’t forget to return the book to the library for renewal or return.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reading on the plane ~ did you have to kick over a few bucks extra to get a book over a magazine?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Interesting now when can we get the 2 page essay on the book review from you? Send link!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No nail polish these days?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Every little helps even if you can’t solve the problems of the world on a global scale. He should give credit to those who do it locally!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
♪♫ There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be a uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose
Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the climb ♪♫
~~~~~~Miley Cyrus: The Climb Lyrics
You’re a book worm. (Nerd)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
List Price: $27.95 ~ Price: $17.09 from Amazon……mmmmmm I wonder whose might be getting discounts for following and promoting oh no your following Amazon Watch. Oh!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I so enjoy the thought of others tilting their heads to read the title of the book.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don’t forget to return the book to the library for renewal or return.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reading on the plane ~ did you have to kick over a few bucks extra to get a book over a magazine?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Interesting now when can we get the 2 page essay on the book review from you? Send link!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No nail polish these days?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Every little helps even if you can’t solve the problems of the world on a global scale. He should give credit to those who do it locally!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
♪♫ There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be a uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose
Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the climb ♪♫
~~~~~~Miley Cyrus: The Climb Lyrics
Kool Kid w/ long ears takes a pic
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/26/kool-kid-w-long-ears-takes-a-pic/
The disguises reporters choose to get the shot really have gone downhill since hidingin the bushes days.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seems she shops at the same place you do ~ chicken hat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She has the camera so just get her a snuggie and a blackberry and it will be like looking @ your soul mate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s the smile that makes it all worth wild.
The disguises reporters choose to get the shot really have gone downhill since hidingin the bushes days.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seems she shops at the same place you do ~ chicken hat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She has the camera so just get her a snuggie and a blackberry and it will be like looking @ your soul mate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s the smile that makes it all worth wild.
What goes higher than elevator music and travels 600mph?
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/26/what-goes-higher-than-elevator-music-and-travels-600mph/
I remember this: It’s when you told the flight attendant you pressed for Air Supply and she offered you an oxygen mask.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you seek hard enough you can find your fav elevator music
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this what you get when you fly first class?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If people want 'free music' why not just DL it? (NOT)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So just like back in the day your working for free?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You should click on some classical and then rock out like your listening to some metal. Headbang Baby!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Superman can go higher & faster. Jealous?
I remember this: It’s when you told the flight attendant you pressed for Air Supply and she offered you an oxygen mask.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you seek hard enough you can find your fav elevator music
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this what you get when you fly first class?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If people want 'free music' why not just DL it? (NOT)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So just like back in the day your working for free?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You should click on some classical and then rock out like your listening to some metal. Headbang Baby!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Superman can go higher & faster. Jealous?
@shannonleto waits..
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/25/shannonleto-waits/
Look whose date stood him up. (Ha-Ha).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Unless you zoom it looks like Shannon is waiting for someone to bring him a clean shirt.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Shannon thinking) This is one lavish whorehouse.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Shannon thinking) This reminds me of my bed at home, but this one doesn't rotate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Shannon thinking) Wonder if this is the same hotel they used in Ocean's 11.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Shannon thinking) Which of these women hired me to be their gigolo for the night?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Shannon thinking) The sounds my drums would make in here would be off the chain.
~~~~~~~
“Quiet Tomo when Jared comes closer then I’ll give you the signal to pop out and scare him.” Shannon whispers to Tomo who is hiding underneath.
Look whose date stood him up. (Ha-Ha).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Unless you zoom it looks like Shannon is waiting for someone to bring him a clean shirt.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Shannon thinking) This is one lavish whorehouse.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Shannon thinking) This reminds me of my bed at home, but this one doesn't rotate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Shannon thinking) Wonder if this is the same hotel they used in Ocean's 11.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Shannon thinking) Which of these women hired me to be their gigolo for the night?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Shannon thinking) The sounds my drums would make in here would be off the chain.
~~~~~~~
“Quiet Tomo when Jared comes closer then I’ll give you the signal to pop out and scare him.” Shannon whispers to Tomo who is hiding underneath.
James Franco destroying it in 127 Hours
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/25/james-franco-destroying-it-in-127-hours/
Man + Camcorder + Alone + one working arm = ?
(destroying it for sure) ha-ha
Man + Camcorder + Alone + one working arm = ?
(destroying it for sure) ha-ha
awesome aussie possum!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/21/awesome-aussie-possum/
That’s no possum! That’s a TMZ reporter!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He expected better trash from celebrities. :-P
~~~~~~~~~~~~
He just wanted to live the fantasy of ‘partying like a rock star’ leave him get the empty supplies.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He’s just recycling. :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's a sad day when possums have an addiction and no one does anything. Get
him to rehab!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sad guy, he was kicked to the curb for getting too rowdy at the party.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Get closer and see what happens. Go ahead pet him I'm sure he's friendly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He should just take the whole bag to take it back to his pad. The boxes are harder to drag.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't think he'll pass the breathalyser test.
That’s no possum! That’s a TMZ reporter!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He expected better trash from celebrities. :-P
~~~~~~~~~~~~
He just wanted to live the fantasy of ‘partying like a rock star’ leave him get the empty supplies.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He’s just recycling. :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's a sad day when possums have an addiction and no one does anything. Get
him to rehab!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sad guy, he was kicked to the curb for getting too rowdy at the party.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Get closer and see what happens. Go ahead pet him I'm sure he's friendly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He should just take the whole bag to take it back to his pad. The boxes are harder to drag.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't think he'll pass the breathalyser test.
someones sneaky ciggie!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/21/someones-sneaky-ciggie/
Jared you weren’t suppose to take the woman from Museum of Sex, dress her up and place a cig in her fingers to set up your photo ops against smokers. Take it back.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sure it’s a cigarette?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Damn paparazzi is EVERYWHERE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Should have gone up to her and shook her hand and watch her freak out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just begin coughing and tell her she’s polluting your fresh air. :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know she has to crack a window when she’s working at the Doctors office.
Jared you weren’t suppose to take the woman from Museum of Sex, dress her up and place a cig in her fingers to set up your photo ops against smokers. Take it back.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sure it’s a cigarette?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Damn paparazzi is EVERYWHERE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Should have gone up to her and shook her hand and watch her freak out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just begin coughing and tell her she’s polluting your fresh air. :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know she has to crack a window when she’s working at the Doctors office.
Emma's childhood school in OZ
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/20/emmas-childhood-school-in-oz/
It’s the same school with the Tin Man as the Science teacher, Cowardly lion as the Principal and Scarecrow was the kid who stole her milk money.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Her school was in Oswald State Penitentiary? (goof from show OZ).
~~~~~~~~~~~
Dr. Oz is one of the five doctors who agree that it’s a great place to learn.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Australian slang. Wicked!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Who new this would crank out one of the most luckiest women in the world in the future when she becomes Jared Leto’s assistant. (and Friend).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask her if she ever crawl out of the window like Alicia Silverstone did in the Aerosmith video?
It’s the same school with the Tin Man as the Science teacher, Cowardly lion as the Principal and Scarecrow was the kid who stole her milk money.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Her school was in Oswald State Penitentiary? (goof from show OZ).
~~~~~~~~~~~
Dr. Oz is one of the five doctors who agree that it’s a great place to learn.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Australian slang. Wicked!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Who new this would crank out one of the most luckiest women in the world in the future when she becomes Jared Leto’s assistant. (and Friend).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask her if she ever crawl out of the window like Alicia Silverstone did in the Aerosmith video?
Scientists say a quick nap is good for you and your brain…
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/18/scientists-say-a-quick-nap-is-good-for-you-and-your-brain/
Scene from Law & Order? It doesn’t matter which one.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s nice to see that his kid sister loaned him her backpack to carry all his books in.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What you don’t see is his skateboard that went on ahead of him. Wipe Out!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hurry someone go write on his face with a marker!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That’s right ladies…..he’s SINGLE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How did he get the whole thing blocked off just for his nap? He must have big money.
Scene from Law & Order? It doesn’t matter which one.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s nice to see that his kid sister loaned him her backpack to carry all his books in.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What you don’t see is his skateboard that went on ahead of him. Wipe Out!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hurry someone go write on his face with a marker!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That’s right ladies…..he’s SINGLE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How did he get the whole thing blocked off just for his nap? He must have big money.
Iron Maiden backstage pass
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/18/iron-maiden-backstage-pass/
I wouldn’t be bragging having a backstage pass. I remember what had to be done to get one of those.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How embarrassed were you when you realized Iron Maiden was a band and not the torture device you were hoping to see.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A much better tour pass
http://s480.photobucket.com/albums/rr169/FolkToe_Butler/TWITTER/?
I wouldn’t be bragging having a backstage pass. I remember what had to be done to get one of those.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How embarrassed were you when you realized Iron Maiden was a band and not the torture device you were hoping to see.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A much better tour pass
http://s480.photobucket.com/albums/rr169/FolkToe_Butler/TWITTER/?
Mars license plate!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/17/mars-license-plate/
Nice, but I won’t replace my plate that tells people I love tofu. (I love to FU)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How many tickets do you think they have?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I do not have any tickets thank the lord and yes it’s very strange that my tags expire DEC 2011. This car took me to my first mars concert :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So THAT’s why I couldn’t get that plate
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Coincidentally the tags expire Dec 2011 ~ same month/year the tour is suppose to end and your break? An omen?
Nice, but I won’t replace my plate that tells people I love tofu. (I love to FU)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How many tickets do you think they have?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I do not have any tickets thank the lord and yes it’s very strange that my tags expire DEC 2011. This car took me to my first mars concert :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So THAT’s why I couldn’t get that plate
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Coincidentally the tags expire Dec 2011 ~ same month/year the tour is suppose to end and your break? An omen?
Where’s Waldo?
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/17/wheres-waldo/
He’s is in Paris right now in disguise. (No hat)
(30STM top left)
He’s is in Paris right now in disguise. (No hat)
(30STM top left)
Stormtroopers!?!?
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/16/stormtroopers/
Laugh now, but they are the opening band for your next tour. Didn’t the record company tell you yet?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When the acid rain fall who will have the last laugh?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One persons kink in an animal costume is another’s kink in a storm troopers outfit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They are the waiters from ‘George Lucas' Star Wars’ restaurant on Main Street. Boys have the toys, but it takes a real man to have the costumes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why is those other two guys laughing? It’s casual Friday at work or didn’t they read their e-mails?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Are you goofing on our soldiers who came back saving the galaxy? Not cool Jared. Not cool. They are keeping our solar system safe.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gaga's back-up dancers.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's okay. They can wear white UP TO Labor day.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Admit it! Your so jealous!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I guess now I know why Tomo isn’t answering anymore from his Twitter he has other plans. Which one of them is he?
Laugh now, but they are the opening band for your next tour. Didn’t the record company tell you yet?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When the acid rain fall who will have the last laugh?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One persons kink in an animal costume is another’s kink in a storm troopers outfit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They are the waiters from ‘George Lucas' Star Wars’ restaurant on Main Street. Boys have the toys, but it takes a real man to have the costumes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why is those other two guys laughing? It’s casual Friday at work or didn’t they read their e-mails?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Are you goofing on our soldiers who came back saving the galaxy? Not cool Jared. Not cool. They are keeping our solar system safe.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gaga's back-up dancers.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's okay. They can wear white UP TO Labor day.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Admit it! Your so jealous!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I guess now I know why Tomo isn’t answering anymore from his Twitter he has other plans. Which one of them is he?
“Can I get a pic?!”
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/15/can-i-get-a-pic/
Pardon? Did you ask “Can I get a lick?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Come on fan girl the window is down, the handle is right there OPEN! ATTACK!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Were you sad when you heard them say, “Hey, it‘s Not Lady Gaga.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now you have the pics now you can fill out those restraining orders paperwork. (ha~ha)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It seems that the hypnosis classes are working out.
Pardon? Did you ask “Can I get a lick?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Come on fan girl the window is down, the handle is right there OPEN! ATTACK!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Were you sad when you heard them say, “Hey, it‘s Not Lady Gaga.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now you have the pics now you can fill out those restraining orders paperwork. (ha~ha)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It seems that the hypnosis classes are working out.
Emma works
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/13/emma-works/
This game of Tetris is hard with one finger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That makes the final touches on my job resume.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Who can I delete today on Jared’s Twitter?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inner thoughts: Wow! I hope Jared checks his credit score soon because according this his online bank statement he’s been bouncing some serious checks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I love playing this dress up Shannon, Tomo and Jared game in any outfits I want.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inner Thoughts: I’m sure I can crack Jared’s password.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where is that anonymous number to TMZ so I can let them know who Jared is dating this week.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inner Thoughts: I can’t believe they sold my desk and I have to use this window space as my office.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inner Thoughts: Hmmm no one is responding to Jared’s profile on Match.com I put up there a year ago without him knowing. Maybe I should try J date.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is awkward. You caught her surfing for adult sites. (Not).
This game of Tetris is hard with one finger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That makes the final touches on my job resume.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Who can I delete today on Jared’s Twitter?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inner thoughts: Wow! I hope Jared checks his credit score soon because according this his online bank statement he’s been bouncing some serious checks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I love playing this dress up Shannon, Tomo and Jared game in any outfits I want.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inner Thoughts: I’m sure I can crack Jared’s password.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where is that anonymous number to TMZ so I can let them know who Jared is dating this week.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inner Thoughts: I can’t believe they sold my desk and I have to use this window space as my office.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inner Thoughts: Hmmm no one is responding to Jared’s profile on Match.com I put up there a year ago without him knowing. Maybe I should try J date.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is awkward. You caught her surfing for adult sites. (Not).
Night of the Hunter by MARS
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/12/night-of-the-hunter-by-mars-2/
What about MY movie 'Day of the Gather' By FolkToe.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I really can't believe you handwritten the title….stenciling it would have been WAY cooler.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your not suppose to use words in Pictionary. Your team looses!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Excuse me! We do Not scribble on walls here. Where do you think you are at the Hive? Now go get a bucket and a rag.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eye chart for the elderly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this the song with the opening ‘La nuit du chasseur’ whose the French babe that will be in the video with you all? Or will we see a costume change from someone?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This would be so much better video if this song was in acoustic form.
What about MY movie 'Day of the Gather' By FolkToe.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I really can't believe you handwritten the title….stenciling it would have been WAY cooler.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your not suppose to use words in Pictionary. Your team looses!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Excuse me! We do Not scribble on walls here. Where do you think you are at the Hive? Now go get a bucket and a rag.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eye chart for the elderly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this the song with the opening ‘La nuit du chasseur’ whose the French babe that will be in the video with you all? Or will we see a costume change from someone?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This would be so much better video if this song was in acoustic form.
ARTSHOW Gerhard Demetz in Taxi magazine
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/11/artshow-gerhard-demetz-in-taxi-magazine/
“Come on Billy untie me now before your mom gets home or I can’t baby-sit you anymore.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wood or clay?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Mom! I told you my sweater shrunk in the wash. Come help me I’m stuck!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Those cops were serious about don’t cross the police tape.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Arts & Crafts blows since the Art teacher refuse to help us make our costumes for the school play.
“Come on Billy untie me now before your mom gets home or I can’t baby-sit you anymore.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wood or clay?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Mom! I told you my sweater shrunk in the wash. Come help me I’m stuck!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Those cops were serious about don’t cross the police tape.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Arts & Crafts blows since the Art teacher refuse to help us make our costumes for the school play.
Great art mag: TAXI
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/11/great-art-mag-taxi/
Belt is harsh. Hand is better for the child, but if he was holding a switch (tree branch) he will never do whatever he did to get in trouble again. Yea! Spanking!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This magazine belonged to a stupid stalker who never learned he/she was suppose to clip out words not mini images from magazines in notes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This must be a magazine directed towards men because it has lots of pictures inside.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I asked for a size 4 belt. This is one too big.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Mom. I wanted a Triad 30 seconds to mars belt buckle from the official store. This is one back!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No price listed so it must be either a free to take or more than 4 bucks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Does it also give dating tips and fashion advice inside too?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Dude, Jared they will give us a Free subscription if you post this on your Twitter.” Shannon.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I’ll wait for the Celeb Twitter Nudes Magazine comes out.
Belt is harsh. Hand is better for the child, but if he was holding a switch (tree branch) he will never do whatever he did to get in trouble again. Yea! Spanking!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This magazine belonged to a stupid stalker who never learned he/she was suppose to clip out words not mini images from magazines in notes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This must be a magazine directed towards men because it has lots of pictures inside.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I asked for a size 4 belt. This is one too big.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Mom. I wanted a Triad 30 seconds to mars belt buckle from the official store. This is one back!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No price listed so it must be either a free to take or more than 4 bucks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Does it also give dating tips and fashion advice inside too?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Dude, Jared they will give us a Free subscription if you post this on your Twitter.” Shannon.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I’ll wait for the Celeb Twitter Nudes Magazine comes out.
More yuppie night!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/07/more-yuppie-night/
I’m pretty sure I donated those very same clothes to charity just last week.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yuppie young college-educated adult who is employed in a well-paying profession and who lives and works in or near a large city and your dressed as geeky/nerd and Shannon as Orville Redenbacher. Get it together!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Someone needs to Google ‘Yuppie’.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Use the pants for Neon night-NOT Yuppie night.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Didn’t you grow up in the 80’s? Don’t you remember the Yuppies?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Confess! You just forgot to do your laundry or pick up your suit from the cleaners and you went with this attire instead.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What was Tomo wearing?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fashion fo-pa wearing a tie and the sweater at the same time.
I’m pretty sure I donated those very same clothes to charity just last week.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yuppie young college-educated adult who is employed in a well-paying profession and who lives and works in or near a large city and your dressed as geeky/nerd and Shannon as Orville Redenbacher. Get it together!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Someone needs to Google ‘Yuppie’.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Use the pants for Neon night-NOT Yuppie night.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Didn’t you grow up in the 80’s? Don’t you remember the Yuppies?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Confess! You just forgot to do your laundry or pick up your suit from the cleaners and you went with this attire instead.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What was Tomo wearing?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fashion fo-pa wearing a tie and the sweater at the same time.
Pimpin’ aint easy…unless its yuppie night!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/07/pimpin-aint-easy-unless-its-yuppie-night/
Pimping IS easy if you first get your hoes in line.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pimping IS easy if you ask Shannon because he pimps out his gmail account like every other week.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pimping IS easy if you’re a PIMP.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pimpin’ ain’t easy–No–Pimping isn’t easy (English correction)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pimping IS easy if you choose which performer you want to follow-Big Daddy Kane or Ice T.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You like to read so invest in How to become a pimp real easy By Arthur Vanmoor.
Pimping IS easy if you first get your hoes in line.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pimping IS easy if you ask Shannon because he pimps out his gmail account like every other week.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pimping IS easy if you’re a PIMP.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pimpin’ ain’t easy–No–Pimping isn’t easy (English correction)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pimping IS easy if you choose which performer you want to follow-Big Daddy Kane or Ice T.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You like to read so invest in How to become a pimp real easy By Arthur Vanmoor.
A motley crew in Montreal
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/06/a-motley-crew-in-montreal/
Sorry, but there is only one true Motley Crue and they are Vince, Nikki, Tommy and Mick.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yeah! Now we have enough people to do the Macarena! Or YMCA dance?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thirty Seconds To Mars 2.0?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Check it out Jared volunteered to the this groups mascot! Cool!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Looks like a bad of weird superheroes helping a damsel in distress.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your love of J.R.R. Tolkien’s ‘The Fellowship of the Rings’ has gone to far! Stop blocking people and saying, “You shall not pass!” while wearing the hat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh Jared how embarrassing. You’re the only one who didn’t remember to bring his shades. Awkward.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Abercrombie & Fitch ad for the modern day Rockers.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome! We are the official Canadian Tourism Commission.
Sorry, but there is only one true Motley Crue and they are Vince, Nikki, Tommy and Mick.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yeah! Now we have enough people to do the Macarena! Or YMCA dance?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thirty Seconds To Mars 2.0?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Check it out Jared volunteered to the this groups mascot! Cool!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Looks like a bad of weird superheroes helping a damsel in distress.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your love of J.R.R. Tolkien’s ‘The Fellowship of the Rings’ has gone to far! Stop blocking people and saying, “You shall not pass!” while wearing the hat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh Jared how embarrassing. You’re the only one who didn’t remember to bring his shades. Awkward.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Abercrombie & Fitch ad for the modern day Rockers.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome! We are the official Canadian Tourism Commission.
@BAM__MARGERA and I hunting for humans
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/06/bam__margera-and-i-hunting-for-humans/
Jokes on you because Bam is only hunting one human in general and he’s wearing an animal hat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Human’s are expensive just go fishing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run Tomo! Run Shannon! Matt wasn’t fast enough with this game last time….do you understand what happened to him now? RUN!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know you should never put that information (confession) out on your Twitter unless you want to help the cops find the killers.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thought you were a vegetarian? Your suppose to eat what you kill it’s the law of the land.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why does Bam have that same smile Dick Cheney had on his face last time he took a “Friend” on a hunting trip?
Jokes on you because Bam is only hunting one human in general and he’s wearing an animal hat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Human’s are expensive just go fishing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run Tomo! Run Shannon! Matt wasn’t fast enough with this game last time….do you understand what happened to him now? RUN!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know you should never put that information (confession) out on your Twitter unless you want to help the cops find the killers.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thought you were a vegetarian? Your suppose to eat what you kill it’s the law of the land.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why does Bam have that same smile Dick Cheney had on his face last time he took a “Friend” on a hunting trip?
GUNS, GERMS, and BAM BAM!!!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/06/guns-germs-and-bam-bam/
Her hair is red, the thing on your head is dead and Bam takes that chick to bed ~ enough said.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this what happens when Shannon leaves you alone?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Got the gun, I see Bam, but whose got the germs? (that leaves 2 of the people in the shot).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is that a flicker of the light or is that a cavity we see in your mouth?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THIS IS WAR! With paint guns! At least one.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome to Jared Leto’s reality show. Today’s topic: Why do skateboarders get the hot chicks and I get this?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared’s holding a big gun and Bam is smiling because the right hand of the readhead might be doing the same thing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AAAAAAA! I’M OUT OF PAINT BALLS!
Her hair is red, the thing on your head is dead and Bam takes that chick to bed ~ enough said.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this what happens when Shannon leaves you alone?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Got the gun, I see Bam, but whose got the germs? (that leaves 2 of the people in the shot).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is that a flicker of the light or is that a cavity we see in your mouth?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THIS IS WAR! With paint guns! At least one.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome to Jared Leto’s reality show. Today’s topic: Why do skateboarders get the hot chicks and I get this?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared’s holding a big gun and Bam is smiling because the right hand of the readhead might be doing the same thing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AAAAAAA! I’M OUT OF PAINT BALLS!
Big dogz!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/06/big-dogz/
I’ve seen bigger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
‘Big dogz’ is the only nickname I use when I have to describe Shannon and Tomo when were out clubbing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The second dog is definitely the diva of the group.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Proof to know ‘who let the dogs out’. It’s these women.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dating Tip: It’s your suppose to have a dog to bring to the park to pick up the chick with him/her not seek out chicks with dogs.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Are we hanging out at a dog park?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the market for a new puppy?
I’ve seen bigger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
‘Big dogz’ is the only nickname I use when I have to describe Shannon and Tomo when were out clubbing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The second dog is definitely the diva of the group.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Proof to know ‘who let the dogs out’. It’s these women.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dating Tip: It’s your suppose to have a dog to bring to the park to pick up the chick with him/her not seek out chicks with dogs.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Are we hanging out at a dog park?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the market for a new puppy?
good dog!
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/06/good-dog/
“Sure I could the guy next to me in a race, but I’m the one wearing the leash.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why are the Paparazzi hounding me?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I can’t get any privacy to do my business with this dude taking photos of me. There’s enough of those pics of me like that already on the net.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I’d go faster in sneakers.
“Sure I could the guy next to me in a race, but I’m the one wearing the leash.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why are the Paparazzi hounding me?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I can’t get any privacy to do my business with this dude taking photos of me. There’s enough of those pics of me like that already on the net.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I’d go faster in sneakers.
The girls on a 20 miles hike
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/06/the-girls-on-a-20-miles-hike/
This mandatory workout plan has finally gotten out of hand. Twenty miles? Hope someone brought tunes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The dogs are just there to report if they women gossiped about you guys. Hidden recorders.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
If a dog craps in a woody area does one have to pick it up?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So to save on using bread crumbs they brought the dogs to find their way back.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hate to share this with you, but they seem to have stopped along the way to shop and picked up matching scarves.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared! Isn‘t it lucky that you and dog wear the same size shirts.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hope someone brought mace because the dogs can’t kick anyone’s arse if they are attacked on the trail.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wouldn’t it be more of a challenge if they rode their bicycles with the baskets in front to put the dogs. You know chick bikes. Ha~ha. (I’m a chick ~ so not sexiest-just funny).
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Little too old to be girl scouts aren’t they?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They’ve been gone so long that the one dog gave birth to the other while out in nature.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What’s going on are they training for a marathon? Who would volunteer walk for 20 miles with no water bottle?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What a good excuse to get a dog a both by letting him walk in the mud.
This mandatory workout plan has finally gotten out of hand. Twenty miles? Hope someone brought tunes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The dogs are just there to report if they women gossiped about you guys. Hidden recorders.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
If a dog craps in a woody area does one have to pick it up?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So to save on using bread crumbs they brought the dogs to find their way back.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hate to share this with you, but they seem to have stopped along the way to shop and picked up matching scarves.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared! Isn‘t it lucky that you and dog wear the same size shirts.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hope someone brought mace because the dogs can’t kick anyone’s arse if they are attacked on the trail.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wouldn’t it be more of a challenge if they rode their bicycles with the baskets in front to put the dogs. You know chick bikes. Ha~ha. (I’m a chick ~ so not sexiest-just funny).
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Little too old to be girl scouts aren’t they?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They’ve been gone so long that the one dog gave birth to the other while out in nature.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What’s going on are they training for a marathon? Who would volunteer walk for 20 miles with no water bottle?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What a good excuse to get a dog a both by letting him walk in the mud.
Me + Emma goofin’
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/03/me-emma-goofin/
Nice Psycho look Jared. If this was video it would be easier to see if Emma blinks once if you need help.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why does she have that ‘I’m going to put snow down his back as soon as the photo is taken’ look?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared found the first snow bunny of the season. Congrats!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emma is wearing no coat at all….can you say Pneumonia!
~~~~~~~~
Not zooming in, but where exactly is her left hand?
Nice Psycho look Jared. If this was video it would be easier to see if Emma blinks once if you need help.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why does she have that ‘I’m going to put snow down his back as soon as the photo is taken’ look?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jared found the first snow bunny of the season. Congrats!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emma is wearing no coat at all….can you say Pneumonia!
~~~~~~~~
Not zooming in, but where exactly is her left hand?
Me + the boys (and the cloak!)
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/03/me-the-boys-and-the-cloak/
Welcome to the Fashion elite of winter! In this winter wonderland you want to hide out from fans in this poncho. What is wrong with the above statement?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Let’s hear it for the boys!” (Deniece Williams song)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why is it that the one that actually is wearing something to keep him warm is the one that will be getting sick later down the road?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now we learn its not the invisibility cloak because WE SEE YOU!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You actually gave someone access to your camera/phone? You let it out of your grasp? Is that possible?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don’t you just hate it when your packing up to leave and your Friend finally arrives still dressed in his poncho.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sadly Jared thought they were JP Walker and Travis Rice (famous snowboarders) when he walked towards the pair.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boy does the snow blindness make everything look so weird. Shannon
and Tomo look nothing like they usually do, but you do. Weird. Maybe it’s the cloak blocking the rays.
Welcome to the Fashion elite of winter! In this winter wonderland you want to hide out from fans in this poncho. What is wrong with the above statement?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Let’s hear it for the boys!” (Deniece Williams song)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why is it that the one that actually is wearing something to keep him warm is the one that will be getting sick later down the road?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now we learn its not the invisibility cloak because WE SEE YOU!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You actually gave someone access to your camera/phone? You let it out of your grasp? Is that possible?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don’t you just hate it when your packing up to leave and your Friend finally arrives still dressed in his poncho.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sadly Jared thought they were JP Walker and Travis Rice (famous snowboarders) when he walked towards the pair.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boy does the snow blindness make everything look so weird. Shannon
and Tomo look nothing like they usually do, but you do. Weird. Maybe it’s the cloak blocking the rays.
Shannon travelin’
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/02/shannon-travelin/
Sadly, the day finally came that Shannon runaway from home.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The scarf is so you can see him in a crowd.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you be so sure its Shannon and not Tomo dressed like Shannon?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The case is small enough to carry Jared’s body inside….I mean to carry on a plane and save 50 bucks on the luggage fee.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No, he’s really rehearsing a role as a homeless, looking for work drummer whose whole life is based on his magic scarf.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hitting the stage in his musical debut it’s Shannon Leto in the knock off version of ’ Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors’ called ‘Shannon and the Scarf of Many Colors.’ Get your tickets now!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maybe in the winter time he should hit center stage and wrap that sucker around a lady’s neck like Elvis did during his shows.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shannon the original travelin’ man in the travelin’ band.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Does he have his GPS in the backpack?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shannon walk these streets, a loaded backpack on his back. He play for keeps, ’cause he might not make it back. He’s been everywhere, and standing tall…(goof off of Bon Jovi’s lyrics: I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back. I play for keeps, ’cause I might not make it back. I been everywhere, and I’m standing tall….)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shannon refuses to give a few coins for the invisible homeless man sitting on the park bench with the visible cup. Sad.
Sadly, the day finally came that Shannon runaway from home.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The scarf is so you can see him in a crowd.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you be so sure its Shannon and not Tomo dressed like Shannon?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The case is small enough to carry Jared’s body inside….I mean to carry on a plane and save 50 bucks on the luggage fee.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No, he’s really rehearsing a role as a homeless, looking for work drummer whose whole life is based on his magic scarf.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hitting the stage in his musical debut it’s Shannon Leto in the knock off version of ’ Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors’ called ‘Shannon and the Scarf of Many Colors.’ Get your tickets now!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maybe in the winter time he should hit center stage and wrap that sucker around a lady’s neck like Elvis did during his shows.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shannon the original travelin’ man in the travelin’ band.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Does he have his GPS in the backpack?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shannon walk these streets, a loaded backpack on his back. He play for keeps, ’cause he might not make it back. He’s been everywhere, and standing tall…(goof off of Bon Jovi’s lyrics: I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back. I play for keeps, ’cause I might not make it back. I been everywhere, and I’m standing tall….)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shannon refuses to give a few coins for the invisible homeless man sitting on the park bench with the visible cup. Sad.
old school pic
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/02/old-school-pic/
It’s a shame when good manicures with black nail polish go bad. How embarrassing. I guess there goes the hand modeling jobs.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If your going to model a car at the auto show shouldn’t you be spinning on a turn table?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Boy! Get your arse off my car!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Can anyone else hear “Lay Your Hands on Me” BonJovi tune playing from the radio inside the car?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why do you appear to be on the verge of spitting?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Love the hood ornament pose.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Here is the church and here’s the steeple…Open the doors and see all the people.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did Tomo and Shannon tell you that you couldn’t ride inside again?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just confess you’ve lost the car keys.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Not zooming in to see what that book in your pocket is, but what’s the deal?
You old school that you rather have the paper version of those book things or just not technology inclined to get a Kindle to download them?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Come on ladies! Start yelling, “Take it off!” “Shake what your mama gave ya!” and wave those dollar bills!
It’s a shame when good manicures with black nail polish go bad. How embarrassing. I guess there goes the hand modeling jobs.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If your going to model a car at the auto show shouldn’t you be spinning on a turn table?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Boy! Get your arse off my car!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Can anyone else hear “Lay Your Hands on Me” BonJovi tune playing from the radio inside the car?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why do you appear to be on the verge of spitting?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Love the hood ornament pose.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Here is the church and here’s the steeple…Open the doors and see all the people.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did Tomo and Shannon tell you that you couldn’t ride inside again?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just confess you’ve lost the car keys.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Not zooming in to see what that book in your pocket is, but what’s the deal?
You old school that you rather have the paper version of those book things or just not technology inclined to get a Kindle to download them?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Come on ladies! Start yelling, “Take it off!” “Shake what your mama gave ya!” and wave those dollar bills!
Avoid this tree
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/02/avoid-this-tree/
I thought were suppose to embrace differences rather it be people or nature.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Someone might warn that dog because DOGS DON’T READ!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In this corner a creepy tree and in this corner someone with a chainsaw….Place your bets!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Was this once the CANDY TREE from Family Guy until one of the children fought back?
~~~~~~~~~~
At least the person who posted the sign had used their manners.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The tree is taking a leak behind the bushes!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh! No! The tree is naked behind the bushes…”Don’t look, Ethel!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That’s right go pick on another tree down the block instead. This one is
just having a bad day.
I thought were suppose to embrace differences rather it be people or nature.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Someone might warn that dog because DOGS DON’T READ!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In this corner a creepy tree and in this corner someone with a chainsaw….Place your bets!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Was this once the CANDY TREE from Family Guy until one of the children fought back?
~~~~~~~~~~
At least the person who posted the sign had used their manners.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The tree is taking a leak behind the bushes!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh! No! The tree is naked behind the bushes…”Don’t look, Ethel!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That’s right go pick on another tree down the block instead. This one is
just having a bad day.
Headless horse on the Portland streets
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/01/headless-horse-on-the-portland-streets/
Think of all the money you’d save on hay and all the cash for the side carnival show near the merch stand to view it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
The ASPCA certainly knows how to send a message about animal cruelty.
~~~~~~~~~
Are you sure its not Eachuin Maclean (headless horsemen’s) back up horse who wasn’t used in the movie because it would creep people out?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Hey man can my kid pet your horse….oh! never mind“ can you say awkward?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s the great illusion-sometimes you see sometimes you don't. Depends if the photographers are around. Sort-of like some people I know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know what they say ‘Sometimes You Don't Get it Right the First time try again’.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey now you can try out your, ‘what do you call a horse with no head’ joke. (nothing because they can’t hear you!)
~~~~~~~~~~~
Buy him! I hear the owner is willing to see with 25 percent off the asking price!
Think of all the money you’d save on hay and all the cash for the side carnival show near the merch stand to view it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
The ASPCA certainly knows how to send a message about animal cruelty.
~~~~~~~~~
Are you sure its not Eachuin Maclean (headless horsemen’s) back up horse who wasn’t used in the movie because it would creep people out?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Hey man can my kid pet your horse….oh! never mind“ can you say awkward?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It’s the great illusion-sometimes you see sometimes you don't. Depends if the photographers are around. Sort-of like some people I know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know what they say ‘Sometimes You Don't Get it Right the First time try again’.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey now you can try out your, ‘what do you call a horse with no head’ joke. (nothing because they can’t hear you!)
~~~~~~~~~~~
Buy him! I hear the owner is willing to see with 25 percent off the asking price!
Pittock Mansion
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/05/01/pittock-mansion/
Did you see that? What was that ghostly figure in the upper window in that photograph?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What did they have at the gift shop?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is the tour of America of famous dudes with funky beards?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Such a big place for a man who loved the outdoors. Feeling the kinship of the beloved outdoorsmen?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Know what famous family lives next store to this place? A Family of Beavers!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wow Jared you really know how to show a lady a good time. After checking out old homes that no one can afford can we go ballroom dancing?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Love the windows, but bad if your trying to hide out from Paparazzi.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
An old generation look at the first ‘Extreme Makeover’ show before Ty Pennington.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask if you can rent out the place for a one-night-only show. The craftsmanship and the sound of even one acoustic guitar/amp would be awesome! You can probably swing the deal by making it a charity raising event.
Did you see that? What was that ghostly figure in the upper window in that photograph?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What did they have at the gift shop?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is the tour of America of famous dudes with funky beards?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Such a big place for a man who loved the outdoors. Feeling the kinship of the beloved outdoorsmen?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Know what famous family lives next store to this place? A Family of Beavers!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wow Jared you really know how to show a lady a good time. After checking out old homes that no one can afford can we go ballroom dancing?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Love the windows, but bad if your trying to hide out from Paparazzi.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
An old generation look at the first ‘Extreme Makeover’ show before Ty Pennington.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask if you can rent out the place for a one-night-only show. The craftsmanship and the sound of even one acoustic guitar/amp would be awesome! You can probably swing the deal by making it a charity raising event.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)