30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:


Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

PHOTO: Me + my shadow

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/31/photos-me-my-shadow/



Middle Eastern Shadow & Dust Oman were previous shadows and since I don’t want the jokes to overlap with another set of ‘Shadow’ jokes I thought I’d do something different.


I’d ask myself.  Why all the Shadow shots?  Is it:


A.  Jared is shy.  (I hear all the LOLing)


B.  It was just a cool shot at the time.  (possible).


C.  It’s to cover up something we can only see in our subconscious?


YES!  C.  I have Proof!


Jared ~ Master of Illusion & Sales
(Animation)


P.S. If your not seeing animation then Right Click into a new TAB to see it.

PHOTO: De Paris – Gryphon

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/31/photo-de-paris-gryphon/



If I was to ever get a tattoo this might be the design I'd choose to get.  Pretty bad arse. ❤ (not the words-just the design).
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If this was a logo for a new car ~ even if it was a hybrid ~ I’d purchase it just for the logo alone.✓ 
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Now this is a art piece that should be hanging in Jared’s art gallery at home.☆

PHOTO: Peace in Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/30/photo-peace-in-paris/



John Lennon:  Give Peace a Chance.
Me:  No.  I'm going for the other symbol.  Anarchy!
John Lennon:  Then you have to move to the UK.
Me:  Why?
John Lennon:  ♪♫ Anarchy in the UK ♪♫ (Sex Pistols)
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Sad.  An easy symbol to make, but not apply.
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There are Hippies in Paris?  Oh!  He’s apparently taking pictures.

PHOTO: heart + bones

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/30/photo-heart-bones/



Ha~ha.  Someone can’t draw a skull to go with those bones.
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What is with all this graffiti with no artist signature?
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Does Jared realize now that someone drew this (if it wasn’t him) and he took a photo that he’s IT.  (because it’s a TAG).
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Whose the Paul Simon fan?
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It could have been cleaner if they used a stencil like I found at http://tattoostencils.org/attachments/Image/black-heart-tattoo-bones.jpg
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What’s this ‘artist’ have against using the traditional arrows through the heart?
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Did you know?  From Wiki.answers.com  What does a heart and crossbones tattoo symbolize?


Answer:  Heart and crossbones in the trademark logo for tokidoki, an Italian artist that does Japanese pop art/grafitti style work
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Doesn't this 'artist' know that chalk comes in many colors besides white?

PHOTO: snooze

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/30/photo-snooze/


This photo is too high brow for me to goof on.  So I'm using my FREE PASS on this one.

PHOTO: nice doorknob

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/29/photo-nice-doorknob/



WTF?
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This a door knocker (not knob!).  Was someone waiting for the 'Polish this knob' comment?
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This model is for the Single man with distant neighbors.  Remove ring and insert….
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This would be so much cooler if it had an audio chip to take messages for those inside.  Pull out the ring ~ leave your message and return the ring.
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That’s right and if you bother me during Super Bowl Sunday you’d end up just like this guy!
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Now this is some kinky SH*(%^$IT that bypasses anything you had in that Hurricane video.  Painted up/ring in mouth/head though hole….ect…
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Damn!  that was idea for my Halloween costume!

PHOTO: Nice door – Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/29/photo-nice-door-paris/


According to my records (this blog since April) an image of a ‘DOOR’ has been used only 3 times.  Jared is slipping on his passion for doors. (A Bloody Door & A Good Door).
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By a show of hands how many even suspect Jared never walks through these doors?
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Someone needs to call Bob Vila and fix that door up.  (Home Repair and Renovation Projects guy).
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Hope its made of more than just wood with security buttons on the side to keep out rift raft.
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Anyone else see bats with long hand bar mustaches on the top of the door is that just me?

PHOTO: Mars on the paper

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/29/photo-mars-on-the-paper/



Is this a ‘daily’ or ‘Sunday’ paper because I’m not sure I really want to shell out even 75 cents for something I can read on the computer.
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Sad.  If there was Echelon members there that box would be empty even the cover sheet.
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Joke:  What’s black & white and read all over?  
Answer:  This newspaper!  (red/read).
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Joke:  What’s black & white and red all over?
Answer:  The newspaper with my blood over it after I used a screwdriver to crack the lock and get the paper for free.
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Is Jared taking sponsors for your photo now.  (Post Office logo in the corner).
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I can’t use pennies?  That all I have is a jar filled with pennies!
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That lock is so pick able.  #justSaying

PHOTO: Great Smile

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/28/photo-great-smile/


Jared should get Shannon to ask if this guy is a smoker.
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It’s MEN who like WOMEN who don’t have real teeth to perform that “special act” NOT the other way around. #think dirty
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Think of all the cash he saves on dental floss!
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You wouldn’t look good either if you were in that Awesome bar fight last night!
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He has one ~ maybe he can help Santa out by just asking for one front tooth for Christmas. (All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth goof).
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Wait until that Dental care from his job kicks in.  He’ll look extra Great.
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This is the perfect example for Jared to use that @PIH Tweet address.  (Partners In Health Providing health care and social justice for the poor in 12 countries around the world.)
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Just found an idea for my Halloween costume for next year!
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Love to meet his blind girlfriend.
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At least they are real.
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Makes things easier to ‘French Kiss’.
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Place your bets if he has British in him.
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Guess the Cavity Creeps got to him.  "We make holes in teeth!"  (Crest Gel Toothpaste Commercial) 
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Ask if he wants some gum!
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This guy must not have heard he can use fake teeth for funny’s with Friends and not do it for real!
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That tooth fairy is one sadistic SOB or very poor SOB just paying off this guy alone.
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This is why you should never bling up your teeth.  Someone is bound to come by and rob you for the money.
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How much did you shudder when you said, "Say Cheese!"?
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How was that breath?
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This guy makes Austin Power's powers teeth look good.  (Austin Powers movie).

PHOTOS: Mr. Richardson

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/28/photos-mr-richardson/



"No my name isn’t baby.  It’s Terry.  Mr. Richardson if your nasty.” (Janet Jackson song goof).
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Is it me or does Mr. Richardson make him seem like some old dude with a camera?  Anyone else miss the days he was called, Uncle Terry?  It was like he was everyone’s Uncle, right?
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What you don’t know:  That’s Terry’s ‘oh!  Lord Jared is talking about something and I have to seem interested or he will never stop talking’ pose.
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What Jared doesn't know:  Terry is secretly plotting on a way to get away to spend time with Audrey without him.


Photo #2 


Audrey:  “See Jared walking can be fun just as much as riding.”
Terry:  “Yea!  Thumbs up fun!”


Photo #3


Terry:  “Let me get some photos of you walking as we ride along.   If the car passes you we’ll come back for you.” (soft laughter is only heard as the car drives out of sight).

PHOTO: Me + my friend Lydia Hearst

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/27/photo-me-my-friend-lydia-hearst/


Entering slow clap here because Jared has a Friend!  (whose name isn’t Tomo, Bam or Terry).
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I have a Friend too.  His name is Jesus.  (♪♫ I have a Friend in Jesus ♪♫  hymn goof).

PHOTOS: Tattoos

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/27/photos-tattoos/



Quote:  "People who point fingers and judge are hypocrites," she explains. "So you just have to blow a kiss and wink with your middle finger."
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How embarrassing her fake eye lash is stuck!
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No amount of scrubbing will wash that off….or will it?
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Do you know where those fingers have been?  Euuu!
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So THIS is what Rock n’ Roll Looks Like? ("This Is What Rock n' Roll Looks Like" (featuring Lil Wayne) is a song of hers.)
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I guess whatever she ate it was ‘finger licking good
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What is she teaching him some gang signs?
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Bam thinking:  “Yea, she’s crazy, but it’s the crazy chicks that make things wild.”
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If you haven’t figured out where those fingers have been here is the answer:


Porcelain Black & Dave Navarro

PICS TERRY SHOT OF ME FOR VOGUE:

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/26/pics-terry-shot-of-me-for-vogue/


Photo #1


Jared:  Check out the Rock Star Pose
Lindsey:  Ah-Yea!
Jared:  Check out this jacket.  Classic.
Lindsey:  (laughing).  It’s a women’s coat!
Jared:  Not!
Lindsey:  Whatever!
Jared:  Hey Lindsey your outfit isn’t cool at all.
Lindsey:  I’m Meg Ryan adorable. 
Jared:  Check out this back bend.
Lindsey:  Put on a SHIRT!
Jared:  NO!
Lindsey:  Then I’m not opening my eyes until you do!


Photo #2


Jared:  “Where are those scalpers?”
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Jared:  “That’s right!  I set those raccoon's straight.  Leave my trash cans alone!”
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Jared:  “This jacket is from the dumpster!  Yea!  Recycle!”
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Jared:  “Primal screaming is Healthy!”
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Jared:  “My thong underwear isn’t comfortable anymore!”
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Jared:  “The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club!” (movie he was in).
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Jared:  “I am a mad genius!”
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Jared:  “Sixth rule of Fight Club:  No shirts, no shoes!” (can’t tell if he’s got shoes on).
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Jared:  “Seventh rule of Fight Club: fights will go on as long as they have to.  That goes for critics too!”
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Jared:  “I am not an animal!”  (elephant man-prior photo goof).
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Jared:  “I will not wear a belt!”
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Jared:  “Can you hear me now?!”
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Jared:  “SUGAR HIGH!”
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Jared:  “No Wire Hangers!”
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Jared:  “You will not Puk on me Bart!” (Twitter goof)
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Jared:  “"I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler” (Meineke Mufflers commercial goof).


Photo #3


Still going to have to call this a skirt because those who wear Kilts don’t wear anything underneath, especially PANTS! #Fail

PHOTO: Me + @bam__margera – Porceline – NY

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/26/photos-me-bam__margera-porceline-nyc/



What you don’t know:  That is Jared’s warm up exercise before a 3 way kiss.
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Question:  Why is most photos Jared likes to link heads together?
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What you don’t know:  Bam is grateful that it was Jared’s tongue that was hanging out.  #think dirty
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Question:  Is that Bam’s wife?  Thought Missy was a redhead.
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What you don’t know:  She’s going to use her looks to distract them to pick pocket them later that night.
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Question:  Do you think Jared sticking his tongue out is the mating call for a French Kiss?
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What you don’t know:  That’s the funny face Jared made and it’s really did freeze that way.
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Question:  Don’t you think Jared knows he has better uses for that tongue than just for show?
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What you don’t know:  Terry is off to the side waiting to throw M&M’s in Jared’s mouth. #greenOnesOnly
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Question:  Why didn't Jared choose 2 chicks and not just 1 chick and 1 dude in his photo?
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What you didn’t know:  Soon after this shot Jared and his current girlfriend will have a "full-on fight"at the party.
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Question:  Did Jared mean Porcelain?  #Porcelain Black (Bam Margera & His New Flame Porcelain Black)

PHOTO: pretty girls

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/25/photo-pretty-girls/



Princess Leia is looking for those hair pieces.
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It looks like they have a secret that they aren't going to share.
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I fear Jared has just met his greatest opportunity of the year.  #3sum.

PHOTOS: me + Sasha – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/25/photos-me-sasha-nyc/



So this is what Lindsay Lohan would look like if she was on the right track.
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Broke the ‘model’ rule to always have the hair on your head match your eyebrows.
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Sasha:  “You realize people are going to think I’m Emma.”
Jared:  “Maybe.”
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Photo #2


Sasha:  “No, really where is the stuff to unglue ourselves?”
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Sasha:  “I’m not stalking Jared.  I’m just in love with the sleeves shirts.”
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Sasha:  “I broke Terry’s camera so we’d have to use yours.”
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Sasha:  “I’m so glad that Terry guy isn’t around.  I mean it’s like he’s always  arou…..HOLY CRAP!  He’s behind us isn’t he?”
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Sasha:  “So many women are cussing at me because I’m this close to you and (giggle) I don’t care.”

PHOTO: my new NYC bike

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/24/photo-my-new-nyc-bike/



What was wrong with the old bike?
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Did you recycle the old one?  Why not raffle off the old one for charity? #idea
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Where is the front basket?
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Where is the bell or horn attachment?
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Where is the license plate with Jared's name of it?
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Where are the little pom pom streamers that come from the handle bars?  (They have leather ones for boys.)
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No water holder?
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No Flames on the side?
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No Triad shaped reflectors?
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You didn’t get your bike light up to ride at night, did you?  Don’t you know Jared ‘The Freaks Come Out At Night’?  #nevermind
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Does this mean Tomo and Shannon will have to walk to jog to keep up?
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Now  Christopher won’t be needing to ride alone.  (earlier photo goof ~ PHOTO: Christopher pulling up to Gitane – NYC)
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Rumor:  Jared only got the bike is this color to match “White NightTheme night and ride it during Shannon’s solo.
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Fact:  You can burn lots of calories with Bicycling ➔(and we all took notice of Jared’s pinky gaining some weight these last two months). #sarcasm.
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If Jared exchanges this one in for a bicycle built for two we can watch as he and his latest girlfriend ride by (we all need a good cry once in a while)
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Get a bicycle built for three and just see how everyone can work together on those sharp turns.
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Rumor #2:  Jared is training hard and trying to replace Lance Armstrong in his down time to the win the Tour de France in 2012. 
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Nice clean white paint is a graffiti artists dream bike too.  #sprayCanReady
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Why bother with brakes?  Cars in NYC stop for bicyclists don’t they? #sarcasm
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Is this just a stolen Ghost bike?   (Ghost Bikes are small and somber memorials for bicyclists who are killed or hit on the street. A bicycle is painted all white and locked to a street sign near the crash site, accompanied by a small plaque.)

PHOTO: penthouse – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/24/photo-penthouse-nyc/



How can Jared tease us by keeping us not see the inside of how the other ½ lives?
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So remember everyone when your ready to play ‘Room/Maid Service’ your likely to find Jared in the Penthouse suite.
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If this isn’t a room from Vegas then its so not worth trashing.
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This photo is only going to get people talking about the rival between Penthouse Vs. Playboy magazines. Whose dirtier debate.
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Why is Jared taking a photo of Tomo’s room?  Go back downstairs to your single room on the 5th floor and keep dreaming Jared.
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Is this where they keep the pets?  (Penthouse Pets)
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The brail isn’t really for the blind.  It’s for the Blind Drunk to find their rooms.
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Have my letters arrived there yet?  (Letters to Penthouse).
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Does Jared realize that a Penthouse has a bigger space for Echelon/fans hide in?
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I’d prefer the view from inside window.  (Than peeking in from the outside of it). Ha~ha.

PHOTO: man hole – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/24/photo-man-hole-nyc/



We've seen a side view, an aerial view…I think I’d be more impressed with a view from below.
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Don’t you wish a troll lived down there?
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That’s where my pet alligator ended up after my daddy flushed him down our toilet.
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Down there no one can hear you scream.
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Look it’s a Shit Collector!
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Yes, this is the 2nd time we’ve seen this hole.
http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/09/07/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-man-hole/
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What you saying there is no way that's a woman hole?  #insensitive
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Technically it’s a man hole COVER.
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Found the symbols from prior photo.


Jared Leto Photo
Terry Richardson Photo

PHOTOS: KOOLKIDZ in NYC

Photo #1


Looks it’s the California diet!
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Tell us did he do it with Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig?
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What you don’t know:  It wasn’t Halloween.
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If you think that top looks cool you should see him in his tuxedo shirt.
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See what happens when you run out of clean laundry?
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Is the extra bones in his bag?
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Have you guessed who he's dressed up as?  That's right Calista Flockhart.
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Kool?  You'd think without skin he'd be FREEZING!


Photo #2


Hey Carnac the Magnificent where is the skateboard?  (Carnac the Magnificent Johnny Carson skit goof).
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Who is Jared fooling?  He only took this guys photo because of the matching slit down the side shirt.

PHOTO: Jesus juice – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/20/photo-jesus-juice-nyc/


Dude, that guys back is turn….GRAB ONE!
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I hope someone was the designated driver or took a cab home.
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I wonder if we’ll ever know:  Who got Smashed and who got Trashed that night.
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I don’t see the Jesus official wine!
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I’m not ready to talk about Michael Jackson.  Too soon. #fan
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Must have been a lot of girls with this group because no MAN drinking with a straw.
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This is the worst AA meeting EVER!
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What?  30 Seconds to Mars is too cool for just beer?
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That is not how you arrange the glasses for Beer Pong!
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Which one is mixed Fruit Juice with the liquor?
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I heard that on occasion the guys drive Emma to drink, but I think she may have a problem.  (Ha~ha).
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This doesn’t look like anything sold at Jamba Juice (Jamba Juice leader in healthy blended beverages, juices, and good-for-you snacks).
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That Jesus Juice is tame….if you really want to get wild order some Judas Juice.  It will only betray you in the morning.

PHOTO: Individualism – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/19/photo-individualism-nyc/



Don’t confuse Individualism with Homelessness
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She wouldn’t be so Individualism if she had Friends!
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Are you sure that’s Punky Brewster all grown up?  (it’s not~just a funny)
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Place your bets that HER parents were Hippies.
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Someone took singer Madonna’s words of ‘Express Yourself’ to the extreme.
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“This model is displaying our new Fashion Fall line we will be adding the ‘30 Seconds to Mars’ wardrobe edition for women.”
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Shame she can’t show off the tattoo’s in the winter time.  Or it’s a shame she has to wear nearly nothing in the winter time to show off her tattoos.
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How many of them were done by Kat at L.A. Ink.
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I think she maybe addicted.  Is there Rehab for Individualism?
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I’m surprised that she’s not wearing a ring. #sarcasm
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Individualism?  Or can’t decide on what to wear tattoo or hair color?
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OMG!  I get it now!  She’s the robber Jared was looking for!  She took his hair coloring samples, his love ruining her body with tattoos, the bracelet wearing and even the SKIRT!  Turn her in!

PHOTO: fingers + tatts- NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/18/photo-fingers-tatts-nyc/



Acts 19:20:  In this way the word of the Lord spread widely and grew in power (that is when she flicks people off apparently).  Maybe he should have been more specific.

PHOTO: death in june – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/18/photo-death-in-june-nyc/



I KNEW Sister Margaret at the Nunnery was hiding a secret!
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#1 Pirates of the Caribbean fan.
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First thought:  OUCH!
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Why is she wearing necklaces when the art is the real reason people are looking at her chest.
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No one is checking out her boobs with ART like that!
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♪♫ Yo!  Yo!  Yo!  On a woman’s Chest! ♪♫
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What you didn’t know:  She was a fan of Guns n’ Roses before falling in love with Captain Jack Sparrow!
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What are the odds she began by getting a Tramp Stamp as her first taste of the tattoo collection?
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Are these the ‘TWINS’ mentioned in Jared's Tweet? (I've known a lot of twins in my life...I don't know why. 17 Oct)
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Who knew 'death in june' were the name of a band and not a threat?
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Check-it-Out!  Cap'n Crunch's evil Cousin!
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“Hey dude.  I got wasted last night….I hope I didn’t do anything I’ll regret.”
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She fooled you!  They are iron-ons!
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If you think that’s badarse ➔ you should ask to see her piercings!

An interview I did for Be Magazine in France

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/17/an-interview-i-did-for-be-magazine-in-france/



On behalf of the models on the previous page:  Image review of your own.


1.  First thanks for the Translation page.


2.  The photographs looks like I just told you I had experienced some tragic event or bad news from the doctor and your trying to ‘stay strong’ for me.


3.  If that metal spike vest is under that ~ stop wearing it!


4.  From the neck up on appearance ~ Excellent. (Terry Thumbs Up)


5.  The pants/jacket combo looks amazing on you.  If they aren’t yours I hope they gave them to you.


6.  Could of left off the word (well.).


7.  You sound like some stiff professor at a college talking about the band.  Philosophy 101  class.


8.  what you don’t do or make?....Why not add that your not alone in this journey either your support system being the other guys in the band, your Family and or Echelon/fans.


9.  Love the praise and putting your Friends (Terry) up front.


10.  Why are you using WOLF when the cover of your album is a TIGER?


11.  Perhaps you'd might mention you'd enjoy more commercial or print ad work in that Hugo answer.


12.  Not concern about what the fans 'think of you' really makes them sound stupid or don't care what they think.  Couldn't a more a more diplomacy way might have been ‘I’m not sure what they think of me, but I know I wouldn't  be in this business without them or their support.’


13.  So your saying your 'best memory' in France hasn't happened yet, but you did Perform there before and so nothing memorial happened for those who attended those?  Nice slap in the face to those people.


Overall:  In the end one person’s voiced opinion really can’t compare to the millions of ‘We Love It’ opinions of the others.  But I hope something listed here breaks through.  

PHOTO: dont move a muscle – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/17/photo-dont-move-a-muscle-nyc/



That is NOT the way to play ‘Freeze Tag’.
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If I knock one down will they fall like dominoes?
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They don’t have to move a muscle, but they can flex one, right?
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Is this a clip from your Enslaved: An MTV Exit Special?
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Who knew Supermodel Boot Camp was so hard.
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Awkward:  Everyone is wearing the same kind of shoes.
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Is this an episode from ‘Mad Men’? #hair
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Isn’t this where Tyra says:    "I will only call one name, and the girl that I do not call must immediately return to your loft here in NYC, pack your belongings, and go home." (Top Model goof).
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So this was the audition for the chick that was in the ‘Hurricane’ video?
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They weren’t suppose to move a muscle.  Their task was to move a muscle of yours. #Dirty
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It's The Stepford Models! (The Stepford Wives movie goof)
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Seems it's STANDING ROOM ONLY.

PHOTO: hey! – NYC

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/16/photo-hey-nyc/



“Hey!  What are you a nark?”
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“Hey!  I know you!”
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“Hey!  You stop taking photos of my crosswalk!” (prior photo goof).
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“Hey!  Your not in the crosswalk!
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“Hey!  Recycle!”
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“Hey!  Don’t call me Sid!” (Sid Vicious goof)
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“Hey!  F&*&(K You!”
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“Hey!  Fix your hair Jared!”

PHOTO: I belong

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/10/16/photo-i-belong/


I belong:  to the Leather Glove Club.
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I belong:  to the Bracelets made for Girls Alliance
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I belong:  to the Black Nail Polish 4 Life Association
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I belong:  to the Left-handed Society
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I belong:  to the Body Part Photography Anonymous Organization
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I belong:  to the Selfish Guild (not all feel like they belong)
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I belong:  to the Nail biting Private club
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EXTRA:  No one likes when you brag.  (I Be Long). #Dirty