Witticisms By FolkToe: May 2012

30 Seconds To Mars DETAILS

Now most of you folks maybe asking yourselves who/what is Thirty Seconds to Mars and let me clue you in with my own opinions. That right even women have them these days…go figure. Ha-ha.

First of all it’s a band involving-at least currently-3 members. Jared, Shannon, and Tomo.

Now before you get too excited it’s not a band with a guy, a girl and their dog named Tomo, but three dudes. Three talented in their own right.

We have Jared Leto, the ring master and lead vocalist of the band, which most of you already recognize the name from his modeling and acting days. Check out the link of his early work….and yes, the ‘My So-Called Life' heartthrob who had to suffer though years of High School troubles who trying not to fall in the lovely red-headed Clair Danes. And in the epic movie ‘Alexander’ where he was the boy toy/love interest of one fricken Hot Colin Farrell. Actually they also stared in ‘Phone Booth’ together too…did you know that?

For the complete list of his films gladly IMDB his page. Don’t be disturbed of some of the questions posted near the bottom telling of sorted love escapades he may/may not have had because they are just disturbing if true.

Then we have Shannon Leto, who is far from girly as girly can get. This is the big bro to Jared and when Jared seems to be in trouble in a thought during an interview or just needs powerful muscle back-up from CRAZYYY fans he’s always there like a big brother should. That relationship proves you can count on Family no matter what the profession.

Let us not forget the cool Croatian cat named Tomo Miličević whose heavy metal hair style is anything, but SEXY. The youngest of the group he has his moments of humor, but seems to just keep quiet, (except when on Twitter HE TALKS LIKE THIS) and meet with fans and do his job as guitarist. The sincerity in his voice as he speaks of his band mates and of the band is clearly heard in every interview.

Now that all introductions are done let the hammer fall.

As a Fan: Thirty Seconds to Mars have created a sound and unique style all their own. With their foundation based on their love of Family, Friends and Music it can clearly a great start in the right direction.

Their acoustic sound will overfill your heart with memories from the past and memories you hope to make in the future.

While the rock side including the visual of the videos and images at the concerts will power up your mind.

And what does one call a Band whose build on a this foundation, whose acoustic sound touches the heart, as the rock side enriches the mind and is around for years to come sharing this magical and rare combo with their fans?

Legend.

As a Critic: How does one silence the millions and millions of screaming fans inside a performers head? I can, but instead I’ve gone back to my Positive and Creative side and began creating the Caption Funnies to Jared Leto’s collection of Photos from around the World.

Since I never gotten a response from a Tweet from Jared (like OMG! How is he suppose to tweet all 700,000 + people in one day and tour?) about the conflict between their more crazier fans called Echelon Vs. the Regular Fans. To avoid the ’your not a real fan if your not Echelon’ mail ~ I began this Blog.

P.S. If Jared is reading this he really should check into the Rotten apples posting there before it affects the Good Crop.

There is also an advertisement for an Exclusive Book of Photos Jared took during his trip to Haiti and ALL the profits go to charities to help those affected by the quake.

Cheerios might be good for the Heart, but Charity is good for the Soul. Purchase!

Let Us Begin @ the Beginning ~ At least Since April 2011:

Right Click on the Links to open in New Tab or New Window to see Jared Leto's Photograph to each set of Comments & Comment for YourSelf ~ Here & There!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Jesus Christ

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/30/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-jesus-christ/

I'm helping the environment and Re-Blogging a page of the same man himself from back in the day. If your easily offended ~ don't click the recycled link.

LINK ---> Jesus Christ

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me with Sailors at Union Square in NYC / FLEET WEEK

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/29/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-with-sailors-at-union-square-in-nyc-fleet-week/

Jared: This is part of the crew that keeps us safe!
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Jared: I can't descide which is hotter!
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Jared: I love the new fashion of NYC!
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Jared: I came to Fleet Week and all I got was these to guys! (all I got this t-shirt goof)
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Jared: Didn't these guys inspire a Song? LINK---> In The Navy (via the Muppets Show)
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Jared: I have an extra...who wants it?
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Jared: These guys are Sailors and I can Swear Like One! LINK---->Swear like a sailor 2011
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Jared: Ask me how I turned down 'Flag of our Fathers' because of a committment to the band.
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Jared: This is kewl. You guys play war and I sing about it.
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Jared: This is why I come to NYC at this time.
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Jared: Guys. THIS IS WAR/MILITARY NIGHT was so last tour.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Robert Greenwood and the ladies

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/28/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-robert-greenwood-and-the-ladies/

It seems Yoda (Jared) has been teaching young Luke Skywalker how to mingle with the ladies, but

"Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice."

It has to stop because Robert looks so uncomfortable and it appears like Jared just jokingly said, "Okay everyone say Threesome!" instead of 'Cheese'.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Two Angels and a Mother

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-two-angels-and-a-mother/

This ladies and gents is what I call the dangerous times in one life art. This is when you finally hit a certain age or coming out of or into a crisis the Angels, Mary, and Jesus materials come out more and more in your daily life.

I have reached many levels of the crises, and being only 8 months behind Jared in age, no doubt he has seen a few in his life too. So maybe that is why he continues to take and share with us these breathtaking works of art.

When I see Holy images I get a quick shock of reality that one man beyond the tourture and punishment at the end of his young life (faced with the ultimate bullying situation recorded in history) went through such a horrific event for me out of the name of Love makes me a moment to reflect.

Even if I do my best at following the Beliefs and Commandments I feel it isn't anything compared to what Jesus has done and God had set into motion for me. No matter the biggest ego or how important you feel you are to so many ~ there will always be one that will bring you to your knees in prayer.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – PARIS: Angel

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/26/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-paris-angel/

There is no way on a wing and a prayer this page of captions would turn out funny.
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Wondering: I never have seen an Angel in real life (that I can confirm), but why wear anything on their feet? If their dead they can't die from disease and if they have wings why do they have to walk at all?

MARS picks by @makerbot!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/25/mars-picks-by-makerbot/

Another theory proven that if it wasn't the old school macaroni art work pieces we couldn't have the vary similar art work of today, but by machines. MACHINES! Run!

Three amigos – Me, @Terry_World, and @DarrenAronofsky hanging in NYC — PHOTOS

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/25/three-amigos-me-terry_world-and-darrenaronofsky-hanging-in-nyc-photos/

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Me + my friend the legendary @DarrenAronofsky pounding the pavement in NYC #RequiemReunion

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/24/me-my-friend-the-legendary-darrenaronofsky-pounding-the-requiem-pavement-in-nyc/

Would love to comment, but except for various clips from YouTube I've never seen the movie. Though for someone seeing an old Friend he certainly doesn't have that Smile deposition that most Friends would have. Also FYI hanging out with a Harvard man doesn't make one smart and hanging out with a Director doesn't make it easier to go back to your old gig as actor now that the tour is over. Or does it?

Reading your Tweets during my live chat with Fast Company

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/24/notes-from-the-outernet-reading-your-tweets-during-my-live-chat-with-fast-company/

Thanks to my connections at the Blackberry Phone Company I was able to retrieve several tweets that he's reading.

@jaredleto why did you fly to New York to be interviewed instead of over the phone?
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@jaredleto why are you wearing a hat indoors? Photo shoot later with Uncle Terry? LOL!
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@jaredleto OMG! Your SEXY. Follow me!
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@jaredleto It's my birthday today!
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@jaredleto read my tweet and ignore the interview.
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@jaredleto Save the whales! Please RT
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@jaredleto when is the next time R we going to F-ing VyRT?
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@jaredleto tell Shannon and Tomo we love them too,
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@jaredleto when are you going to bring back the MarsHawk?
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@jaredleto Do U really read your tweets?
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@jaredleto Can't wait until the next album. Love heading the song Witness. Kicks A##.
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@jaredleto which Peer to Peer didn't you stop from posting the new song?
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@jaredleto My parents love you! So do I. Have to leave to High School now!
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@jaredleto R U really Bieber's dad?
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@jaredleto so do I have to vote for something at Fast Company or what?
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@jaredleto Why only #72 out of 100?

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: French Spider

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/24/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-french-spider/

Sadly, Jared didn't stick around long enough to learn that the spider was on vacation from Canada.
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Would have been funnier if it jumped off the wall into Jared's camera lense and he freaked out.
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Confused: Where is the water spout? (Itsy Bitsy Spider song goof)
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Don't tell Jared: That the spiders relatives are hiding under his bed.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: ECHELON in Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/23/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-echelon-in-paris/

I bet Uncle Terry is proud that his 'thumbs up' logo is finally catching on the next generation. Also maybe you should give baby brother in the background a little photography tip that he should be in front of the group before taking the shot.

Hanging at the airport with @TomCruise and @JessicaAlba

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/23/hanging-at-the-airport-with-tomcruise-and-jessicaalba/

Oh! Jared got me on that one where I knew both were promoting movies and could have been in the same airport, but Jared missed the best opportunity to hang with Oprah instead. (Zoom in).

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – PARIS: Alice

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/22/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-paris-alice/

Take the Poll

Alice Is.....

Girlfriend
Model
Super Model
Actress
Call Girl
Stranger
Jared's Mail Order Bride
Not her real Name

I place this blog page this way slightly out of jealously and other because I have no fricken idea what her real name is to Google.

More photos from Terry Richardson (@terry_world)

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/21/more-photos-from-terry-richardson-terry_world/

Photo #1

This one I like and so I will not be goofing on it.

Photo #2

Jared needs to watch out for those 'Old Man Hands' in his shots now. Also doing his snowbunny or drag queen impression with the collar is just unflattering. If he trying to pull off mysterious or virginal he's not doing a good job at it.

Photo #3

My mother used to wear coats like that one back in the 70's. This photograph is just too plain Jared (Jane goof) and it totally isn't him. That coat is more for a man like Shannon or Vin Diesel .

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me and Kris Van Assche

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/21/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-and-kris-van-assche/

Isn't he just the nicest guy? He sends Jared shoes, invites him to his fashion show and still he puts up with Jared trying to take photos of them together.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO – PARIS: My chauffeur

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/20/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-paris-my-chauffeur/

WOW! So when Sam Elliott isn't acting he's working as a chauffeur. Who knew?
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Awkward: Jared has the very same scarf in his collection.
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Wouldn't it sound better?: If Jared called him 'his driver' and not chauffeur?
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Ha~ha: Love the suttle way he's asking for his tip from Jared.

#THEWALL almost complete. Roger singing – Another brick in The Wall

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/19/thewall-almost-complete-roger-singing-another-brick-in-the-wall/

Sometimes a video, even from YouTube is better than a solo photograph. Enjoy!

Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (HQ)

#THEWALL!!!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/19/thewall/

Hey everyone! Don't tell Jared that's it's not 'The Wall', but 'The Stage'. We know he's been away from one for a little while now, but let him live with the illusion a little longer.

P.S. Also thought he'd get better seats with his connections. :-(

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: The Writing on the Wall – Facebook HQ

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/19/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-the-writing-on-the-wall-facebook-hq/

My kingdom for a gallon of paint and paint roller!
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Wondering: How is this 'Art' project going to be removed from the wall to be put into a gallery?
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Mystified: Why sign and date where your height is?
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Question: Is it for employees only or can visitors sign up too?

New photos from our friend Terry Richardson (@terry_world)

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/18/new-photos-from-our-friend-terry-richardson-terry_world/

Photo #1

Oh! Look is Pro rubber band and Anti Scrunchies
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Anyone else remember that time when people would put sunglasses on the back of their dogs over their tails? Imagine doing that with this photo.
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What you don’t know: I remember this shot! It was taken for the nude modeling/photography class I was taking at the Community Center.
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What we learned already: Jared is always trying to find ways to get ahead. (a head).
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Heads up to the stalkers: Use your scissors and just clip that ponytail off.
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What most wish this is: This is a photograph before MarsHawk returns. (personally, I’m happy either hairdo).

Photo #2

Jared: “I’m counting go and hide.”
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Jared: “Shannon there better not be another stripper in my room.”
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Jared: “Tomo! Put on a towel! I will never get that image burned out of my brain!”
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Jared: “I know I’m two lines away from making a 3rd Triad.”
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Jared: “If you love me you will tell me the color of my eyes.”
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Jared: “How could I have told that guy to blow me….without getting a price up front?” (Twitter joke)

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Photo #3

Jared: “You’re right!” (eye color joke from other photo)
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Jared: “OMG! Shannon is watching porn again!”
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This is the moment just before the guys head in ‘Scanners’ blew up.

Photo #4

Don’t everyone freak out over this photograph. This is just the secret button location you have to press to access Jared’s tongue. Sort-of like Lieutenant Commander Data from Star Trek!

Photo #5

A possible reaction to comment in caption funny of photo #2.
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Take note: This is the largest of the entire collection.
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That’s right Echelon…We are one…..one middle finger apparently. (Jared’s old bracelet message)

Photo #6

Jared: “OMG! Did I just do that?” (middle finger)
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Jared: “OMG! Who Farted?”
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Jared: “OMG! My hands smell like sweet potatoes and I think I’ll make it into hand lotion. (new idea!)
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Jared: “OMG! Is that my breath without a tic tac?”

Photo #7

Jared: “Come on Uncle Terry….don’t let them think I farted!” (earlier photo goof).
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Jared: “Come on Uncle Terry please work the camera for more photos.”
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Jared: “Come on Uncle Terry I told you I didn’t wreck the car….I drive only my bicycle.”
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Jared: “Come on Uncle Terry tell me you love me too.
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Jared: “Come on Uncle Terry I won’t be ignored. I’ll yell louder!”
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Jared: “Come on Uncle Terry it’s just a couple bucks…you know I’m good for it….I just want to buy a yogurt.”

Photo #8

Uncle Terry always has to flash Jared to keep him calm during photo shoots.
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Uncle Terry hasn’t learned that it isn’t Spring Break anymore.
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Wondering: Anyone else remember when Uncle Terry only had a heart on his left chest?
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Jared: “Look! Uncle Terry shaves his chest too!”

Photo #9

Welcome to Good Cop ~ Bad Cop. Now decide which is which.
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“What you say about our moms?”
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For the love of God! Someone tell them to SMILE!

Photo #10

EU!: If this is what it looks like out of a ponytail then return it to ponytail form!
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I cut my own hair and it has never looked that bad in the back.
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Wondering: Are those split ends?
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Jared must be eating his crust on his bread because that brings out the curl in the hair.

Photo #11

Wondering: Why would Jared go under the knife for bigger boobs when he can just purchase a push up bra?
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Jared is always thinking of new ideas! He’s working on upgrading the ‘Smell my Flower’ and squirts water trick.

Photo #12

Wondering: How is Jared going to fight when his thumbs are being held back tangled in the mesh?
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Is it just me?: Jared might have been more sexy if it was a towel hanging from around his neck and sweaty after a workout of lovemaking and heading to the shower.

Photo #13

It must be me: Photographs like this one with Jared trying to pull off the Hulk Hogan pose, the Billy Idol sneer and just over the top makes me laugh. It screams ‘Shannon isn’t the only Leto with muscles’.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Facebook Bikes

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/17/notes-from-the-outernet-facebook-bikes/

My own homemade poster that should also be hanging nearby:

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me at @WildAid

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/16/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-at-wildaid/

Time to do Math: Jared Leto + Camera + Unknown woman (possible reporter/new girlfriend) - Black and White (there is several other photos in color that be cropped other people out) - Not explaining with mini caption about the Charity Event (X-times) a double tweet back to back about attending the event =

Answer: Someone who missed the opportunity to post a comment about the Charity forgetting that most won't bother searching details about how they can be a part of it + looking comfortable in front of a camera with a missing black tie (black tie event) + wasted a tweet space by not just attaching the photo directly to the tweet.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Hire Highly Confident

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/16/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hire-highly-confident/

I don't feel highly confident to joke with this page...those maybe it could also be why I'm unemployed! Ha~ha.

Fast Company: The 100 Most Creative People in Business 2012

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/15/fast-company-100-most-creative-people-in-business-2012/

There once was a little boy,
who grew up eating greens and loving milk of soy

This boy, named Jared, fought Reality to make his Dreams
Brought together by a brother and some Friends to make an great Echelon team.

He was always grounded so there was no worry he'd fly too close to the sun
But having already made made big bucks living as a Celebrity and having Rock Star fun.

Even if you only bypass the actor and love only the man in the band
Has he not learned not all have money of green or a plastic hand?

He has come to give to those things time has forgot
But for every event in the name of Chairty is was mostly seen as a photo-op.

There is time for regret
That we never met

To explain there is more than buiness ~ there is more than the all-mighty dollar
It's Love and giving back like Echelon do when at concerts they Whoop & Hollar.

Let's hope then as the years go by
And when that day comes when millions upon milllions wail and cry

That Jared's last words before visiting the great Devine
Will not include the words, 'If you wanna see more just pay $19.99."

SUPER MOON PHOTO FLASH

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/15/super-moon-photo-flash/

Here is a SUPER MOON for ya!

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Offer Accept

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/14/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-offer-accept/

What we didn't know: Sure the offer is accepted, but the terms suck.
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What we already know: Jared accepts everyone no matter what.
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What we learned: The offer was accepted, but the credit card we tried to use was Denied!
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What we imagine made Jared a Happy man: Hearing those words from the record company after the settlement.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Always Be Closing

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/13/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-always-be-closing/

Why didn't Jared pan down and take a photo of the bottom half of the poster? (Below)

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: HACK

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/12/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hack/

In the Memory of Shannon's old Gmail account:

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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Emma and Tom Occhino

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/11/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-emma-and-tom-occhino/

Free IT help for life.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Wtf??? Beer Pong at Facebook!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/10/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-wtf-beer-pong-at-facebook/

Thanks Jared! This answered my earlier Blog question from 'NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Me and some friends at Facebook!" where I asked "Now I have to wonder which of these are beer pong players and which are the real nerds working there."
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What Jared never was shown: The area where the pot smokers were hanging out. #Joking
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Wondering: Did anyone ask if that woman even washed her hands before putting into the cup?
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What we don't know: Jared called 'I play winner!"
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What Jared didn't know: Winners gets free Rehab,

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Me and some girlfriends in Paris

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/09/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-me-and-some-girlfriends-in-paris/

What you don't know: Jared turned Mormon to have so many girlfriends.
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What we don't understand: Why Jared, whose concerned about getting sick all of time, would offer the tongue in such a manner.
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Depends how you want to look at it: Someone is being a bad influence on his baby brother. Or good influence.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me and Robert Greenwood

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/08/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-and-robert-greenwood/

So this brings us back to the conclusion that once your trapped into a Family line of "beautiful people" you have to live with the curse all your life. (ha~ha).

If this ~ as the story goes ~ this is Shannon and Jared's younger half brother (nicknamed #Babu) who has also inherited the genes that make women swoon and men jealous.

This is the latest acknowledge to the public of another creative and artistic member of the Family that, may or not maybe, smart to be brought into the limelight after being in the shadows of two older and more successful siblings.

Rather it be art, photography or just a hidden creative talent that no one yet knows it is nice to see that the Family bond doesn't just co insides with the Echelon, but with extended Family as well.

The only negative I found so far about Robert? He will not confirm or deny the use of the Vampire blood to make himself appear so young and handsome like his brothers.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: This Journey 1% Finished

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/07/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-this-journey-1-finished/

Geek advice: Jared might want to upgrade his defragging program.
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Someone want to tell Jared that it might get a move on if he actually opened the laptop first.
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Wondering: Where the heck is Jared actually going?
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LOL: Jared is so hard up for cash that he's selling space to advertisers.
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Math Fun: If Jared is 40 years old (yes, really he is!) and he's only on 1 percent of his journey how old will be he be when he's at 80% and where will he end up?
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Fact: It is still 99% undone.
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Wondering: Will Jared need suitcases on this journey or just his trusty laptop?
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Who is Jared kidding there is only one Journey in his life and its the band. LINK--> Jared Leto - Don't Stop Believin' (by Journey)... LoL
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Wondering: It was just poor planning maybe Jared should have a better travel agent.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTOS: Me and some friends at Facebook!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/06/notes-from-the-outernet-photos-me-and-some-friends-at-facebook/

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It took an entire month since the visit to the Facebook Headquarters to share photos? Someone must have been diverted thanks to VyRT.

Now I have to wonder which of these are beer pong players and which are the real nerds working there.

And why digital photos take so long to develop from Jared's camera/phone?

Did Jared drink come in a Facebook logo cup?

Was Jared able to keep the cup as a reminder of the visit?

Most importantly I need to know: marshmallows in the hot chocolate?

Holy guacamole! A dog that does handstands! Here’s PROOF from @bobbyalt

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/04/holy-guacamole-a-dog-that-does-handstands-heres-proof-from-bobbyalt/

There are many pets that come with unique talents and so this doesn't impress me, but does concern me only that the dog isn't being abused in some fashion to perform.

Also encourage others to invest in a pet not for what animals acts they can perform, but for the boundless love they give us.❤

THE DEVIL IS REAL! JARED LETO MISSING. SPREAD THE WORD!!!! SHARE THIS VIDEO!

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/02/the-devil-is-real-jared-leto-missing-spread-the-word-share-this-video/

Somewhere the Blair Witch people are thinking both 'Dick you ripped us off' and 'Maybe his is real' at the same time.
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Question: How can Jared claim 'Wolf' when he's nothing, but an old scared kitty cat?
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No duh the Devil is real Jared. Who do you think you were selling your soul to so you can be young and talented?
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In regards to the first statement: We learned that info in church. #Devil
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What you don't know: Jamie didn't make it.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Me, modeling the hottest new hat fashions

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/02/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-me-modeling-the-hottest-new-hat-fashions/

Addas calling….they want to pay Jared not to wear their clothes with that hat. (Mike the Situation goof)
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Guess the Official Mexican hat was at the cleaners. (earlier photo goof)
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Who knew: Jared’s off the road job is being the real life statue giving directions to the show.
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♪♫ "I’m a little tea pot…short and stout…here is my handle…here is my spout…” ♪♫

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“Jared Leto? Yea, he went that a way!”

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Ch – ch – ch -changes…

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/01/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-ch-ch-ch-changes-2/

What to do with the leftover beard.

1. Sell on Ebay even if its only for Charity.

2. Glue the pieces to Jared's chest.

3. Put the pieces on Cobrasnake's chest so he can accomplish his dream of being covered in hair like some Big Foot creature.

4. Prank Tomo by saying you cut his hair while he was sleeping and here is the proof.

5. Remove the razor and leave the leftovers for the maid say, 'OMG! He lives like a pig!"

6. Form it into a mo-hawk and used it like extensions for when you don't want to cut your hair.

7. Instant hair for the voodoo doll.

8. Glue it together and tell everyone you got an exotic pet.

9. Place under your pits for that special photo shoot surprise.

10. Sell it to someone who makes wigs for those with Cancer.

NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Two hillbilly’s hangin’ in the sun

http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2012/05/01/notes-from-the-outernet-photo-hillybilly/

OMG! Please don’t tell me that’s Shannon. This guy is too skinny to be the muscular Shannon Leto. Someone please tell me this isn’t him.
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P.S. Jared is lucky he used the word Hillbilly instead of Redneck because then we'd have problems.